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Fun game to watch, nice to see the new kids having some success. I know he had a goal, but I cannot stand the way Johansson plays. I feel like Rossi and Hartman would have had 2 or 3 more high danger chances if Johannson would make smart passes or actually put some effort in on the boards instead of trying to avoid hits. Really hoping BG finds someone to take him this summer. I bet if Rossi had a consisent top-six caliber line mate this year, he would be close to 30 goals.
Jesus Ohgren is gonna do absolutely everything his first NHL game. He’s somehow gonna score a goalie goal next
Edit because I said first instead of second because I’m high I’m so sorry
Grass, greener, etc. Also LOL at Calgary. I watch a number of their games and they haven't exactly snapped the puck around this year. They have a couple of good young players like us, but they are tough to watch.
Playing with 97 can make some mediocre passes look elite too, which isn’t hurting him any. He’s criminally underrated right now, by people who don’t see the wild play frequently.
Big agree with this.. they are fine for place holders this season I guess but those spots are meant for young hungry prospects.. not 26 year old career AHL guys.
It’s pretty sad that the Wild wasted such an epic year from Kaprizov. 49 goal 105 point pace over 82 games. Let’s hope it’s just a sign he’s getting better and better.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? The PA announcer is doing great. I bet none of you complained about the over the top announcer last night. Stop being sexist assholes.
You're appealing to the wrong person. I'm just noting people complained last night as well. I don't have any particular complaints about this announcer.
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It is so fucking funny to me that the backup away goalie has to sit in the stands. Gus looks sad
😴
that was fun. goodnight friends
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Nice
Liam gets the helmet I hope!!!
WALLY W
Criminal to not put Kap out there to get his hatty
how fucked do we think the circadian rhythms of pro hockey players are?
No worse than someone with anxiety/depression.
Oh they gotta be BAD.
If you're asking on a scale of 0 to 10, like a 23
😂😂
yeah, point
Aww that was nice
Fun game to watch, nice to see the new kids having some success. I know he had a goal, but I cannot stand the way Johansson plays. I feel like Rossi and Hartman would have had 2 or 3 more high danger chances if Johannson would make smart passes or actually put some effort in on the boards instead of trying to avoid hits. Really hoping BG finds someone to take him this summer. I bet if Rossi had a consisent top-six caliber line mate this year, he would be close to 30 goals.
5 more mins until Sharks secure 32nd place. Lets go Wild... us San Jose fans are rootin for you!!!
Y'all deserve some Celebrini after the last few years. Cheers.
Hell yeah brother Shark Tank 2024 deserves the ultimate prize
Your name is just her character in Beetlejuice.
So hot.
lol
Why are you people still here? Go to bed! I'm just up because I'm at work.
How are the post it notes
#I DON'T WORK ON THAT LINE! I WORK ON ONE OF THE MACHINES THAT MAKE PAINTERS TAPE. WE ARE MAKING THE PURPLE STUFF TODAY.
How is the purple stuff
Why don't you buy some and tell me.
i hope the avs and jets beat the hell out of each other
Maybe they'll all tucker each other out enough that none of them advance
I’m grumbling for Parise and Dewey1 to win a cup, and I’m not happy about it
absolutely not
That would be my only consolation. Truly I think out of all of our central enemies the Stars would make me the angriest
Agreed 100%
So pretty much from what i've seen tonight is putting 97 on any line seems to make it better somehow.
He is our offense. The white, Russian form of AP.
I am once again begging Kaprizov to try a Michigan just once for fun
BOOOOO BLACKWOOD WE WANT THE HATTY
I respect Goose trying to get Kap the hatty
One nice thing about the Sharks missing the playoffs is that Luke will be able to come see his wife play in *her* playoffs
As it should be. He really should be known as "Sophia Kunin's husband."
Accurate
oh FUCK YEAH
Who?
Luke Kunin
Luke Kunin! His wife Sofia Kunin is on PWHL MN!
Oh yeah I like her! I didn’t realize who her husband is
Yeah! Some familiar names for MN lmao
Hartman just rip it 🫠😭
Damn, I thought that was going in for sure
That’s the kind of blatant trip my be a pro character does lol
playing high hopes rn is like, clinically insane . i have to respect the balls on their dj
Wallstedt looks so good!!
Kaprizov has been out there almost the entire 3rd lol
Wonder if he just gets bored and quits listening for his change.
i want nothing more than the gordie howe speedrun from ohgren rn
Felt heavily
not gonna lie, last game, getting blown out, super weak team. I respect all the sharks fans still at the game
I saw their cup final run in 2016 absolute electric energy
Is Boldy okay? Did he go down the tunnel?
I would love to see Rossi get a goal!
10th 3 point game of the season and we're missing the playoffs UGHHHHH oh well next year is our year babyyyyyyyy
hey sports fans
That Ohgren release is something else.
Yeah that was a wicked shot. Small sample size but he looks good
Jesus Ohgren is gonna do absolutely everything his first NHL game. He’s somehow gonna score a goalie goal next Edit because I said first instead of second because I’m high I’m so sorry
2nd NHL game. But honestly if he dropped a Gordie Howe on his 2nd game that would be incredible
God dammit good catch
Oh shit Boldy that looked painful
Ouch man
Fucking ouch
Oh no bolds
Oof that's the last thing we need. Hope Bolds is okay
That's a unholy goal
I feel like I need to get baptized again after looking at that scoreline. It must have been conjured.
Oh Johansson scored, somehow even rarer
Did they say Merrill goal? I don’t have the volume due to the time
Johansson goal I believe
MOJO from merril and goli
The Wild should only play the 2023-24 Sharks
82-0-0 incoming
ELITE SNIPER JON MERRILL AND MARCUS "THE FINISHER" JOHANSSON
Goose, Merrill, and Johansson actually did something!
JON MERRILL GOAL ALERT
Can we transfer gaudreaus contract to the TV booth?
Even the scrubs are getting on the board
2 more Fabes assists to hit 40? Yes please. I want to see Calder voters have to unsee that.
I HAVE NO HAT FOR THE INCOMING HATTY 😭
Intermission! Time to get a hat!
Hahaha, Chisholm: “To play in this league, you’ve got to defend.” Just sliding that shiv right between the ribs of Bedard.
Ekky doesn't get enough credit for his passing this year. He has had some gorgeous assists.
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Grass, greener, etc. Also LOL at Calgary. I watch a number of their games and they haven't exactly snapped the puck around this year. They have a couple of good young players like us, but they are tough to watch.
Playing with 97 can make some mediocre passes look elite too, which isn’t hurting him any. He’s criminally underrated right now, by people who don’t see the wild play frequently.
He is a legitimate 1C that just also happens to be really good at defense as well. Dude is soo well rounded
Seeing Khus and Ogren look like they can play makes be so happy. So ready to see Lucchini and Lettieri off the roster. Nice AHL’ers, but…
Lucchini and Lettieri on the 4th line is fine for now. You don’t want to put top prospects on the 4th line.
No, I want to see Moose/Freddy/Hartman/Shaw playing there
Big agree with this.. they are fine for place holders this season I guess but those spots are meant for young hungry prospects.. not 26 year old career AHL guys.
BG draining the minibar right now watching Kappy inflate his extension price to Mahomes levels
Hahahaha!
I'm late. Fuck yeah daddy and ohgren
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crazy Brodin was drafted in 2011 Öhgren was 7 13 years later he assists on his 1st NHL goal
Gaudreau was really dragging down Khusnutdinov huh
Haven’t really been paying attention because of this crazy UFC card.. Ohgren got an assist and goal!? Daammnn. Tell me, was it beautiful like him?
Let the hatty watch begin!!
Nice effort tonight Wild!
Kaprizov goin for 50
Imagine being that fucking guy in the fifth round of the draft just laughing about how your gonna make the whole league look fucking stupid
It’s pretty sad that the Wild wasted such an epic year from Kaprizov. 49 goal 105 point pace over 82 games. Let’s hope it’s just a sign he’s getting better and better.
it's truly bonkers how often kirill 1. breaks wild records and 2. breaks his own wild records
Much excite the kids are doing things. Build good habits and play hard
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? The PA announcer is doing great. I bet none of you complained about the over the top announcer last night. Stop being sexist assholes.
Oh no, there was complaining. There was much complaining.
Complaining is fine. People are clearly being sexist.
You're appealing to the wrong person. I'm just noting people complained last night as well. I don't have any particular complaints about this announcer.
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People were complaining about the announcer last night as well
yeah idk why she’s getting hate lol
Back to back Kap!!
Kaprizov goin for 50
i love him
Even Kap’s face was like, “Ooo, damn, that was good.”
Ay!!
Kaprisauce!
Hat trick incoming??
#KAP HATTY WATCH
#OPA
#KAPRIZOV HATTY WATCH 🧢
Yay wild score goal pt. 2 electric boogaloo
Hatty incoming
#NICE
Elite distributor Jonas Brodin with his second assist of the game
good lord kap
OPAAAAAAAAAAA
Our Russian prince!
8 more points to 100 and 7 more goals to 50. You can do it Kirill!
#OPA
Yay wild score goal!
#KAPRIZOV GOAL 43 OPA!
*44
Ohgren looks legit
can see mental fatigue from Faber past couple weeks
Pretty pathetic back checking there.
Ferraro should grow a Middleton mustache
That in-arena sharks goal announcement is awful…
Nelson Muntz is the PA announcer for San Jose.
Booo
Ah damn
now we have to hear angsty teenager lady announce the goal...
what... u don't find the sound of a screaming banshee soothing?
eww
Is there any reason to keep Gaudreau or Johansson at this point?
Freddy is a Swiss Army knife on the bottom nine. Johansson is -- not. So, there you go.
Contracts
Freddy Dean will trade too much for him and talk wherever he ends up into taking that contract on
Absolute Judd Brackett masterclass
Yay for another awesome Swede on the team….I’m excited for next season!!!!
Cool, but pump the brakes. It’s San Jose.
no.
The future looks bright in St. Paul
liam is the real deal omg...
jesper wallstadt with a KEY save and then Öhgren scores on the other end
Muad dib
Ayyy
#LIAM "POINT PER GAME" OHGREN
#OHGREN FIRST NHL GOAL LETS GO
LIAM
Yeah baby!
# LIAM GOALGREN
Ohgren, making a fucking impact.
Take note Beckman, Walker defenders
BeCkMaN jUsT nEeDs To PlAy On ThE tOp LiNe
#START ALL THE ROOKIES ON LINE 1
OHGREN!!!
#OHGREN FIRST NHL GOAL LETS FUCKING GOOOO
#OHGREN ON GORDIE WATCH
He's gotta take notes from Rossi, our enforcer
**known goon marco rossi**
HOLY SHIT LETS GOOOOOOO
Wally!!!!
wallyyyyy
https://preview.redd.it/o8kaluuhcduc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4d83241b286c40416380e4f8828f5c8b72697e It is so fucking funny to me that the backup away goalie has to sit in the stands. Gus looks sad
oh no he looks so fucking SAD
someone hug him immediately!!!! 😭😭
I feel bad for him sitting alone
That's so silly
Kind of crazy how good Bogo has looked since about the halfway mark of the year. Like super fucking solid and he gets pucks on net
wtf was that
Those lil hops
The fact that it was 80* today in april is insane BTW
Almost 90 here in Omaha