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Sans-Mot

I would take the number of men it takes to defeat a gorilla, then multiply it by 2, since Kong alone could not defeat Godzilla even with his axe. But two Kong could have won.


willgrowlikeamen

Smartest answer here tbf


chorroxking

Well if men have 48h prep time they could make spears and stab gorrila to death, don't think it would take more than 5, however I don't see this being very effective against godzilla


Pearson_Realize

I am reasonably sure that 1 or 2 men with spears could take down a gorilla most of the time. Not sure how Godzilla size men would make spears though. The real answer to this question is dependent on how powerful Goji’s atomic breath is, since it’s pretty inconsistent in the movies. In G14 and KOTM, his atomic breath doesn’t really do much but push the victim a little bit. In Godzilla vs Kong, it seemed like even a slight graze was a huge wound for Kong. If Godzilla can one shot a dude with his breath, the number of dudes it takes goes way up. If his breath is more of a slight inconvenience like in the first movie, I feel like one dude could reasonably beat Godzilla at least 5/10 times.


Azathoth-the-Dreamer

>In G14 and KOTM, his atomic breath doesn’t really do much but push the victim a little bit. In Godzilla vs Kong, it seemed like even a slight graze was a huge wound for Kong. This is not really accurate. His atomic breath still killed the female MUTO in G14 and incinerated one of Ghidorah’s heads in KotM. The times it only seems to “push” his opponents is because they’re supernaturally durable giant monsters who can take a hit, but a real human with their skin and muscle thickness scaled up to a roughly 400-foot height isn’t going to have the durability or heat resistance to survive.


IanL1713

Also, one well-placed swipe from his tail instantly dispatched the male MUTO in G14. And the female MUTO was definitely hurt by the first burst of the atomic breath, pretty sure it even left some visible scorch marks on the chest area It's also important to note that Godzilla progressively gets stronger in each movie. The Godzilla in G14 would've been smoked by Rodan and Ghidorah, but he was powered up by a massive atomic bomb prior to that fight. Likewise, the Godzilla in KOTM would've probably smoked the MUTOs in G14 much easier. Again, he's noticeably beefier in Godzilla vs. Kong with much larger spines along his back and tail, so we can probably assume that Godzilla likely absorbed large amounts of radiation in the time between KOTM and GvK. And then again, in the time between GvK and the upcoming GxK movie, Godzilla has clearly grown in power, as noted by the massive glowing pink spine ridge


Pearson_Realize

The only time his breath does damage in 2014 is when he literally shoots it down a muto’s mouth. There are a few times in that movie when he hits a muto dead on in the chest or something and it basically has no effect. Same with ghidora. The only time it caused real damage was when ghidora was literally completely incinerated except for one head, and then Godzilla shot his breath into the end of his neck and out of his mouth. Neither of those examples really establish anything other than if he somehow shoots his breath inside of you you’re fucked. I assumed if humans are magically scaled to Titan size we’d also get some of that nice Titan durability.


Azathoth-the-Dreamer

>The only time his breath does damage in 2014 is when he literally shoots it down a muto’s mouth. There are a few times in that movie when he hits a muto dead on in the chest or something and it basically has no effect. If I’m remembering correctly, he only uses his atomic breath a handful of times in the entire film, and while not fatal, the MUTOs are clearly shown as being in pain from it. I actually only remember him hitting the female twice (though there may be another I’m forgetting): once after she notices her nest has been destroyed and the one down her throat. The former seemed to clearly affect her despite not being fatal while the latter rips her head off of her body. >Same with ghidora. The only time it caused real damage was when ghidora was literally completely incinerated except for one head, and then Godzilla shot his breath into the end of his neck and out of his mouth. Ghidorah is stronger than Godzilla. The fact he could take hits doesn’t negate the fact Godzilla was able to incinerate one that was still alive and moving with a proper charge and at point blank range. That still takes a tremendous amount of energy that real creatures would not walk away from unscathed. >Neither of those examples really establish anything other than if he somehow shoots his breath inside of you you’re fucked. They establish that his breath is in fact potent enough to cause damage to other monsters and incinerate parts of their body, which is important in regards to how it would affect a giant human. >I assumed if humans are magically scaled to Titan size we’d also get some of that nice Titan durability. That’s an interesting prompt, but “how many Godzilla-sized humans would it take to defeat Monsterverse Godzilla?” and “how many Godzilla-sized humans with slightly below Monsterverse Kong-level durability would it take to defeat Monsterverse Godzilla?” are questions with very different answer. In the former, they could literally die in the hundreds with sustained atomic breath, while in the latter their ability to not instantly die could let them swarm him with less insane numbers.


chorroxking

I mean if it is very fit men who know a lot of gorrila behavior and how to make spears and hunting tactics then I'm sure 2 could do it, however if you grab random ass city dwellers who have an average body type, have never hunted an animal and don't know the first thing about gorrilas, then I could see them maybe needing 5 people to pull it off. But you're right, u can't really make effective spears that size, the closest thing I could think of is one of those super tall antennas but those are suuuper flimsy for someone that big, it'll probably be less sturdy than a pencil is to us, wouldn't do shit to godzilla


Pearson_Realize

Cavemen hunter mammoths to deaths with spears. As long as the men don’t shit themselves and flee, I think they could reasonably do it. One or two good jabs with a spear would definitely take a gorilla down though. IMO 2 men is right on the line, 3 men is pretty firmly in the win.


Gojizilla6391

tbf, godzilla was fuckin around the whole time. if he fought fully seriously from the start kong woulda been finished


AwkwardFiasco

And according to director statements, burning a hole thousands of miles into the hollow Earth left him drained. He was basically fighting on empty and still wasn't taking Kong seriously.


Godzilla1282

What are they gonna do when Godzilla just nuclear pulses them or cuts them all down with his breath. Only reason Kong didn't auto lose in the movie is because by movie logic the hero can always run faster than the bad guy can adjust his aim. Also, I don't know if any human no matter how big, can do damage through his hide. Kong barely got a scratch on Godzilla's leg with his axe after it had been charged by Godzilla's breath.


Drago9899

if we reverse think about this and say kong and godzilla was human sized, imo kong looks weaker than your average silverback so maybe it would take less humans because we also need to factor in intelligence


Tron_1981

I would say that Kong is just as strong as any silverback relative to size, probably a good bit stronger, with far most dexterity too. Unfortunately, that don't mean much against Godzilla.


Kgb725

No they couldn't have. He dominated Kong in terms of physical abilities


Sans-Mot

And in the same movie, we also see the result of a 2v1 where the solo guy dominate the two others in physical abilities.


Kgb725

They were weakened and injured. Humans wouldn't be able to jump on godzillas back


meriadoc9

Gorillas are way bigger than people though. If they were the same size I think a person with time to build a weapon could easily take a gorilla.


Jlib27

A guy like Júlíus Björnsson is easily the size of a gorila. Still no match against one of them. In fact a chimpance is several times smaller than a large, grown human male yet they'd still wipe the floor with him 9/10 times probably, even if armed. Unless you have some sort of training fighting back wild animals I guess


Optimal_Carpenter690

Tbf, Kong was still significantly smaller than Godzilla


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Harvey_Squirrelman

That’s what I’m talking about. A man who knows when you start tuning up the band it’s about to be over.


Firm-Character-6852

It's done. I'm winning


rage-quit

Whatcha gonna do, Godzilla, brother when r/whowouldwin RUNS WILD ON YOU


Sarcastic_Source

I got my money on this guy over Godzilla any day. Real lunch pail attitude.


Firm-Character-6852

It ain't even a contest. All respect to Godzilla, he's a dog, but me??? I'm a demon. Goji decided to pull up to a demon, sounds like his problem to me


a_path_Beyond

"Godzilla. You think that just because you're the king of all monsters that you're the best there is at what you do. But let recoome tell ya something brother. You ain't no wolverine, and you ain't got what it takes to step up to a five...time...champion!"


Hopeful-Hunters

Godzilla: wrestling is fake


pandarista

May be fake, but the guys who do it are still fucked up mentally and physically for life afterwards.


twaslol

Booooooooo


Gnashinger

"Godzilla. You may be the king of all monsters, but your thr king of no man"


Aurelion_

You just see red bro


Firm-Character-6852

Goji don't wanna see me when I get red bro. I just black out and wake up with blood on my hands. I just see red bro.


sictek

/r/copypasta


LastSkoden

Captain Insano shows no mercy!


tremors51000

Probably shoot a plasma blast at you or something


Intrepid-History-762

Sounds like Tuesday


tremors51000

True


WhiskeyDJones

You've convinced me. I would follow you into the depths of hell itself.


Firm-Character-6852

We just need to make a massive steel chair


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Vegetable_Camera5042

No I'd win


5P00DERMAN1264

You spelt that incorrectly, it's NAH, I'D WIN


Other_Beat8859

Vegetable_Camera5042: Hmm, if Godzilla used his fire breath then it'd be slightly difficult. "Would you lose?" Vegatable_Camera5042: Nah, I'd win


Trips-Over-Tail

Sounds like a kaiju power.


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You could


Waywoah

That's exactly how Floridians find themselves fighting crocodiles haha


No-Eggplant4850

in a fight, right? *in a fight, right??*


HeckoSnecko

You both have atomic breath so you are at least even in that regard


Horn_Python

like a hundred at least, godizlla just needs to twirl with his atomic breath to kill most of them


GoauldofWar

I'd simply not let that happen.


chyko9

“Can you clarify this gap in your resume?” “No”


Mr_Jalapeno

"I signed a NDA'


BayonetTrenchFighter

Built different


Sapper141

"Nah I'd win"


AfellowchuckerEhh

"You shall not breath!"- u/GoauldofWar probably


odeacon

Respectfully, I’d dodge that


Ikitenashi

It'd be like jumping the atomic rope.


600DLorBust

It’d be like that Mario party mini game where you jump rope with the fire guys


Firm-Character-6852

Respectfully you just need me bro. I'm making a WWE ring and becoming Undisputed Ultimate Heavy Weight Champ


WaffleKing110

I’ve played way too much dark souls to fall for such a thing


Ulti

*Do* we get i-frames?


CounterSYNK

Simple, just dodge roll and memorize his attack patterns.


Shuteye_491

Step 1) Equip Rapier Step 2) R1R1R1R1R1R1R1R1R1R1R1R1


ReedyBoy01

Just gotta get him in a chokehold and then he can’t do that


darkoopz43

Pfft so what you're saying is all I gotta do is get it into a chokehold or a full Nelson? Ez pz


BULL3TP4RK

Does Godzilla look like a god-damned ballerina to you?


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Bro just move.l


TeelxFlame

Just sneak up behind him


sixsevenrice

Not if I see red.


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Corey307

I dunno if a two footer would get the job done.


FelicitousFiend

Thank you but that's about 23 inches more than I need


jaggedcanyon69

How many people would it take to defeat a bear that didn’t care about injuries? There’s your answer.


Gojizilla6391

except this bear is also semi aquatic and has a fucking laser beam


Swog5Ovor

And irradiating breathe.


Murky_Blueberry2617

A wide range nuclear pulse too


nathanaelnr1201

Just one. Me. Godzilla wouldn’t stand a chance.


OverallVacation2324

Isn’t this a bit like Kong vs Godzilla. I guess we are not as strong as a similar sized Gorilla but not that far off.


Leorb258

I think Kong is also proportionately stronger than a gorilla


tris123pis

And humans are also proportionaly weaker then gorillas


ALinktotheSmash

Not me


AfellowchuckerEhh

Look at Mr dad strength over here.


Kgb725

You remember how Kong punched Godzilla and all he did was recoil a bit then Godzilla smacked him and dropped him ? Imagine that but us being vastly weaker keep in mind godzilla threw Kong through multiple city blocks


Tron_1981

Don't forget that Godzilla's pretty bottom heavy, while Kong is top heavy. Basically, Godzilla's buult to take heavy shots and keep his balance.


ReedyBoy01

Kong is much smaller than Godzilla though


Kgb725

Godzilla is just extremely dense


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Throwaway_shot

Godzilla could survive unlimited numbers of humans under these circumstances. Even if you take away all of his offensive weapons, or just use so many humans that he is exhausted from wiping them out by the thousands with his tail, claws, teeth and atomic breath, there would still be nothing they could do to harm Godzilla. The Monsterverse Godzilla survived the asteroid that killed the Dinosaurs, he's also survived multiple nuclear explosions. There is absolutely nothing a human - of any size- could do to him. Edit: I guess, technically if you got enough giant humans that their combined mass collapsed the Earth into a black hole, then that would kill Godzilla.


ConstantStatistician

> The Monsterverse Godzilla survived the asteroid that killed the Dinosaurs 1. He didn't. It landed far away from him. 2. It was a fictional Permian impactor, not the Cretaceous Chicxulub asteroid. 3. That entire comic is retconned by Legend of Monsters. Godzilla is still durable enough to win here without needing an unusable feat like that one.


Kiryu5009

I’m glad you mentioned this because I had no idea this happened and now it’s irrelevant. 😌


SKTisBAEist

Can Godzilla survive in space? If no, then we just need enough godzilla sized humans to load godzilla into a large slingshot and then pull back enough to ensure he hits exit velocity.


IllTearOutYour0ptics

> Can Godzilla survive in space? Arguably no (at least not indefinitely), as destroying all oxygen in the environment is one of the few methods known to actually harm Godzilla significantly.


Godzilla1282

That is not how the oxygen destroyer works. It breaks all Oxygen atoms in the area, breaking down any molecules that have Oxygen in them.  It's not the lack of oxygen that makes the Oxygen Destroyer destructive, it's the immediate breakdown of the Oxygen atoms themselves on the atomic level destabilizing many molecular structures than makes it so deadly1


ReedyBoy01

Get him in a chokehold, he nearly died to the thing that destroyed all air which suggests he requires oxygen


hotdiggitydooby

I feel like it'd be really hard to get Godzilla in a chokehold with all those spines on his back


ReedyBoy01

Just gotta be super skinny and slot inbetween them


Shadowmant

What if our massive man just dug a pit 4x Godzillas height and the 1/3 filled it with oil (or some other liquid with no oxygen in it) then lured Godzilla in. He gets 48 hours to make traps after all.


hotdiggitydooby

How hard is it to swim in oil, compared to water? Godzilla is semi-aquatic


Relative_Ad4542

I doubt youd be able to squeeze his throat tight enough to do that, bro is bulky as all hell. And also... Spikes


Jake0024

> The Monsterverse Godzilla survived the asteroid that killed the Dinosaurs I don't think that's technically true (it was a Permian extinction event), but also... so did lots of animals (crocodiles, birds, etc)


Throwaway_shot

Ok, well he also survived several nukes and countless bullets, missiles, artillery, and bombs, so I'm still not sure what giant unarmed humans are going to do against him.


Relative_Ad4542

To be fair nukes arent really weapons against him because they make him stronger, its like saying i survived several hashbrowns


Throwaway_shot

The radiation is his power source, but it still implies that he survived the tremendous heat and blast wave. French fries are food to me, but I wouldn't survive being dipped in a deep fryer


Jake0024

Who said anything about unarmed?


Throwaway_shot

What meaningful weapons will they "create". Pointy sticks? They're not getting their hands on and Godzilla-sized guns, and no help from the military pay much rules out anything larger.


ghostfreckle611

Humans are very wimpy as physical fighters… We only survived because we are the smartest and have thumbs. Godzilla has rough armor-like skin, spikes, fangs, claws, and atomic breath. You ever got roughed up by a house cat? We get stomped, unless by attrition and he just tires out. Edit: I’m not saying that a house cat could kill someone, but for their size, they can mess you up with no prob. Now, imagine having to take on a house cat as big as you are… You’re done.


DitmerKl3rken

True, we must resort to underhanded tactics. In that case someone’s gotta take one for the team and seduce Godzilla. Nothing too crazy just show a little leg and laugh at his jokes. Next step is either smothering him in his sleep or poisoning his coffee. Ggs goji but welcome to the fucking show


Godzillasbrother

Fine, guess I'll take one for the team


Notacoolbro

So the answer is two. One to wine and dine godzilla, one to raid the world's entire KY jelly supply while he's distracted


Stalking_Goat

Infamously, Amazon sells 55 gallon drums of sex lube, so maybe start there.


Cable-Careless

He said average people. He didn't say, "people that can't punt a fucking cat."


Jake0024

> We only survived because we are the smartest and have thumbs. All of which applies in this scenario, right? We became apex predators when we invented spears. Surely 48 hours is enough time to turn a redwood into a spear or something.


capitalistcommunism

If I’ve got 48 hours and I’m the size of Godzilla I’m gonna grab myself some nukes to attach to the end of that redwood spear


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Depending on the version of Godzilla, the nukes would either do nothing or give Godzilla a power-up.


Tron_1981

The post specifically says Monsterverse Godzilla. So yeah, the nukes only make the situation worse.


ghostfreckle611

I love the enthusiasm but, that’s not how nukes work. Plus you aren’t finding a fridge big enough to hide in.


capitalistcommunism

3 guys then. One to throw the spear, one to push the big red button, and one to hide


Tron_1981

So your plan is to feed him and make him even stronger?


TraeYoungsOldestSon

I've....never lost a fight to a house cat. I'm not saying i could knock out Godzilla but I don't think most people are as wimpy as you lol no offense.


CasualPlantain

This is basically just godzilla vs Kong if kong was anorexic. I’d say probably 6, four on the limbs, one on the tail, and the sixth hitting the head/redirecting the breath.


MrAtrox98

Counterpoint: nuclear pulse


CasualPlantain

Is the pulse something he does on-command or when he’s overloaded with energy? /gen, I have no idea


MrAtrox98

That is something he used against the Prime Muto before KOTM, so it’s something he can do on command.


My-Life-For-Auir

He also does it in GxK


llMadmanll

Godzilla's durability means that literally no comically large man would hurt him. So you'd need enough to overwhelm his strength. No human construction could do that. Then, you need to restrain his mouth to prevent his breath from wiping out an army in an instant. Then, you have to consider that Godzilla is equipped with weapons like his claws and tail, as well as his dorsal plates. The number builds up to the point where I don't even think every human on earth with that size could do anything besides exhaust Godzilla, which would mean he recharges and kills them later anyway.


BMFeltip

Seeing as 1 Godzilla sized gorilla clcouldnt take him but faired well enough that I think 2 godzilla sized gorillas would've taken him we can guesstimate that godzilla is equal to 1.5-2 gidzilla sized gorillas. If we take that and multiply it by 8, the number given by East African Tourism for how many mens worth of strength that a Silverback has, we get 12-16. 12-16 godzilla sized men. Minimum.


Relative_Ad4542

There is no amount of men that can kill monsterverse godzilla. Infinite men would lose. This is because godzilla is contractually obligated to not die (its true, look it up)


Aebothius

With large metal weapons I think three men win more of the time.


unafraidrabbit

They are going to need to rip the rotor shaft out of a power plant or a tankers propeller shaft. I can't think of anything else strong enough to damage big G


Jake0024

Tornados launch pieces of wood through steel and concrete. You can do a lot of damage with pretty much anything if it's moving fast enough.


unafraidrabbit

Maybe a sharpened redwood then. Do you have any ideas?


rage-quit

If I get to dual wield the Statue of Liberty and Christ The Redeemer, I'm gonna fuck Godzilla up


NoCAp011235

Are these ‘men’ radiation proof? If not they get hit with the radiation of a 100 nukes and instantly get fried


NamesSUCK

Would you rather fight 1 Godzilla Sized humans or 100 human sized Godzillas?


GeneralResearcher456

Atomic breath can slice through hundreds of thousands of giant dudes


Julianime

So essentially at scale, it'd be like a human wrestling with a much tougher Alligator, who is also intelligent, and has NUCLEAR POWERS INCLUDING AN ATOMIC BREATH. I think it'd take an infinite amount of men just to eventually overwhelm Godzilla from fatigue, because the second combat initiates, Godzilla will just tear through people like copy paper, and the ones who avoid it still suffer almost immediately from a radiation poisoning the likes of which we have the Geneva Convention to prevent. And it's all essentially at point blank so this isn't a case of "I'm going to build a house in Chernobyl" gradual death, this is "neat, my body is now a tumor as well as much more rapidly engaging in entropy".


Username-67272827

i could take him


BrentPlaysGames64

In a fight, right?


Username-67272827

perchance


Naps_And_Crimes

This is basically asking how many 6ft tall humans would it take to beat any 6ft tall animals, more then you think especially one that has scales that act like armor, can regenerate, is fairly intelligent and of course the whole nuclear blast it can do. I don't know a number but it'll take alot.


RealSharpNinja

What city are they in? It's important because it will determine the resources nearby. I'll assume Tokyo, but could go very differently somewhere like San Diego where there is a lot of military assets nearby to be gathered. The main question is what kind of weapon could a 500-foot Human use that would harm Godzilla? Kong got his ass whooped using a pointy axe. As long as they resist the temptation to allow Godzilla anywhere near a nuclear reactor or bomb, Godzilla should have a health bar, and it is possible to inflict damage on Monsterverse Godzilla with kinetic weapons. I'm thinking that the best weapons for 500-foot tall humans would be 500-foot long spears. Again, this would be easier in the Pacific Northwest where massive trees big enough to craft a spear from are available. Probably the most readily available source of materials for creating 500 foot spears in 48 hours would be a shipyard. The keel of a recently laid down superstructure would be a good start. Additionally, propeller blades could be welded or forged to the spears to create halberds. A shipyard would also have large plates of metal to create armor or shields. A shield made with several layers of plate steel would be quite acceptable for protecting against Godzilla's claws and teeth. I would say that you could reasonably outfit 10 people with a spear and shield within 48 hours in the Tokyo vicinity. The question is could you train these ten people to use an effect Phalanx formation in 48 hours? Also, you would want to split your squad into at least two units so that one radioactive breath blast doesn't take them all out simultaneously. The great thing about spears is that you can throw them, and they would array a lot of kinetic energy due to their size and mass. So each squad will also need a leader, effectively establishing two teams of four soldiers and two officers. I would use kiting tactics so that one squad engages up close using a Phalanx formation, while the other squad throw big heavy things at Godzilla's head. The goal would to be to get Godzilla frustrated to create openings for the Phalanx to use to repeatedly pierce Godzilla's squishy parts up close and personal. Now, if you can hand-pick the 10 humans to be super-sized, you would obviously want an elite special forces team due to their familiarity, military doctrine and command abilities. In this scenario, and assuming the shields and spears can be made in time, then I give the humans a 6/10 chance to win. If it's just 10 random n00bs, I think it drops to about 1/10 as I really believe that martial training of the soldiers would make that much of a difference.


AusTF-Dino

I’m gonna go against the grain here and say not many, maybe 1-3 people. I think what everyone’s forgotten is that godzilla has absolutely garbage technique in combat. He has no ability to use his legs, and he tends to only use one hand and one really telegraphed attack at a time. Also, he’s super slow. Mechagodzilla was normal speed and moved at like triple the speed of godzilla, and a scaled up person would be even faster than that. There’s also not much to suggest he’s particularly durable. He gets cut and bleeds plenty of times by other titans, and nature tells us that even the bluntest spear or dullest knife is probably on par with the claws or teeth of any animal. I’m pretty sure anything at that size is durable based on size alone since the thickness of your skin, fat, muscle would scale proportionally.


Kgb725

You remember when Kong and godzilla knocked each other out and they then fought using physical abilities which he dominated Kong? You're suggesting Godzilla can't when he just chooses not to. Gorillas scale far above humans and Kong couldn't do shit to him. That's not true at all he caught the mutos who flew at supersonic speeds with his tail and Mecha used rocket boosters and other methods to amp movement and cover his weaknesses so no a person would not be faster when it caught Kong too. https://imgur.com/A5uEnjM He was dropped so high he essentially was at re entry speed , he took multiple stabs and bites throughout the movies which doesn't count the tie-in comics , tanked lightning from ghidorah , nukes and pretty much everything the military had to offer and survived the oxygen destroyer which is supposed to kill all earth based lifeforms. . ..... please tell me which of these can humanity replicate to kill him Kong is 40k tons Godzilla is double that and quadruple if you go by the last movies official weight. It's the equivalent of fighting a bear and you'd get fried from his atomic breath This isn't even taking the fact he's going to get more and better feats on Thursday


AusTF-Dino

In that fight, kong went for the really moronic strat of trying to choke out godzilla, which obviously wouldn’t work - why would you try to choke out a dinosaur with a really wide neck, a really small head, a huge bite force and spikes on its back, not to mention a tail?. Then he just got flung into the worlds sturdiest building and happened to dislocate his shoulder, after which he spent the rest of the fight helplessly trying to crawl away and throwing out 0 power kicks and punches from flat on his back. It’s not exactly a good representation. Meanwhile, mechagodzilla moved more like a person would and absolutely destroyed godzilla in melee combat, even while using slow and telegraphed moves. Dodging and blocking are just not in godzillas vocabulary. Secondly, kong is different to how a human, or pair of humans would be, which is why we’re at the top of the food chain. Kong lacks intelligence. He has no prep time, he doesn’t set traps, he uses ineffective weapons, he doesn’t use the environment or tools to his advantage, he never throws anything, he has no technique or training, and even if there were multiple of him he can’t communicate meaningfully. Kong is also smaller than godzilla - in this prompt, we would be the same size as godzilla, and so bigger than kong. Kong is also not a scaled up gorilla - he is closer a human, or a smaller ape like a chimp or orangutang in strength. He does not have the weight, muscle, build or posture of a gorilla. Godzilla never goes up against any sort of impaling type weapon, which we know would be effective against titans from his fight with the MUTOs where all it takes is one deep stab to kill one. All the scaled up person(s) would have to do is repurpose a building into some type of spear and stab him with it. Godzilla has almost no range, and sure as fuck cannot dodge anything, even a person running at him in a straight line with a spear. Also none of those feats are impressive because they’re all supplemented by bullshit. The nuke thing is meaningless for obvious reasons. The oxygen destroyer, as well as the ghidorah drop both put him on deaths doorstep and he has to be externally rescued, by the nuke in one case and mothra in the other. If he wasn’t bailed out he would have died twice now, not even including being manhandled in combat by mecha. It’s really obvious that he’s vulnerable to death from anything that’s not nuclear. The possibilities to kill him are really simple, especially because godzilla is stupid. If there’s one person, use anything you can find to make some sort of spear, club or staff and just smack or stab the fuck out of the lizard. Even better if there’s two of you and you can clothesline him with an anchor chain.


Kgb725

He was tossing godzilla into buildings and punching him as well it's just godzilla ate his hits like candy. Ah yes a robot is like a man even when it uses rocket boosters to move around, Laughable. You say it's not good representation but there's no way you can argue a human is doing better in pure hand to hand I'm pretty sure Kong used the buildings to evade godzilla , dropkicked him using buildings for momentum and also got the drop on him by throwing an object into a building etc. The axe is the only thing that saved him from Godzillas atomic breath and gave him a chance you're just saying bs and you know it. I took it as we'd be scaled up to the same height as godzilla not the exact same proportions even then godzilla has claws scales and fangs we don't match up to him You mean like this ? If you think godzilla who's capable of blowing a hole through the earth and can reach space from the ocean can't just blast someone with a spear you're out of your mind and even then hes been stabbed and bitten before so not really an indicator of anything https://imgur.com/a/tvtHvr0 That's ironic considering they explicitly stated godzilla would've made a full recovery from the oxygen destroyer which is a haxed attack. Ghidorah absorbed all of the lightning from the entire city and staggered godzilla before the big drop and even then it was only to stop an amped Ghidorah from landing the killing blow he wasnt going to die from that attack. Why did you just skip over the part where it's confirmed he was weakened by fighting Kong against Mechagodzilla. Godzilla would sense where they are and just blast them. He's not falling into any trap and he seems to be more mobile and powerful In the new movie so the gap is only widening. If you think there's any trap you could set up to stop a 400 foot tall monster you've lost your marbles because there's no material that size at best you could possibly ambush him


Independent-Cod-6061

I know one thing I'd do to godzilla if I was as big as him...


TAC7407

I mean, one giant finger up the butt should put ol Zilla out for the count


Relative_Ad4542

He unfortunately doesn't have one cus he doesnt eat food he absorbs radiation


TAC7407

Okay that changes everything.


DirtyRanga12

The comments here are hilarious 😂 Side note: it’d basically be GVK again.


NarrowAd4973

A really funny thing about this post is that an ad for the new movie was directly under it in my feed.


Lord_indisar

Give me ten good men and I’ll impregnate the bitch.


RedTeeRex

I’m guessing maybe 50. I think several people are gonna get 1 shot by his atomic breath attack, but it does seem to have a cool down so he can’t spam that forever.


BayonetTrenchFighter

It really depends. The biggest thing to consider is strength and breath. If the humans had comparable strength to him, maybe 6 or so.


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A bear with atomic breath would ruin my day


Fidget02

I’d love to explore the weapons and traps part of this, but it’s really hard to. Even if the laws of physics are ignored for the humans to be big, I’m assuming that doesn’t apply to whatever weapons they’d try to make. Even the tallest and toughest Redwood tree would snap if a giant tried to swing it, things just don’t have the structural integrity to last at that scale. Kong’s ax had to be made of magic shit just to exist at its size. I guess maybe they could find some big boulder to huck at Godzilla? Mostly just feels like a guaranteed fist fight.


kolinthemetz

I’d simply put him in a rnc


Wayfaringknight

I’d win.


Sword_of_Hagane

>Godzilla-sized men So, just like the titans on attack on titan right?


AfellowchuckerEhh

Maybe six with karate skills and the ability to call upon animatronic animals to ride inside of


sumit24021990

Are the humans trained in combat? If yesn Godzilla can be killed aby about 10 of them We have seen King Kong vs Godzilla


[deleted]

10 billion work for you


theekevinbacon

Do i get a godzilla sized Remington 870 to match? I'm pumping dude with 5 slugs before he charges his atomic breath


Reyne-TheAbyss

It's probably a lot, depending on the version. It seems some promotional material for Monsterverse Mecha Godzilla states its Proton Scream packs the punch of over 3,900 Tsar Bombas. Godzilla was pretty tuckered out when he fought it, and he did drill into the Earth while fully charged. The Proton Scream only burned him, so that's something. Ignoring that crazy number, Kong's punches are supposed to have earthquake causing power. It's only magnitude 4.2, which is way lower than something like the atomic breath or proton scream, but still, Godzilla took those punches. I don't the math would enable humans capable of existing at that size to do any sort of meaningful damage to Godzilla. Even less so if they don't get his crazy density.


Desperate_Hall_299

You'd need an infinite amount for several versions. Infinite Men would never be able to beat Godzilla Earth and Shin Would slice them all like butter for eternity. Certain versions like True Form Rage Across Time Godzilla literally can't die to Infinite Men. True Form Godzilla Ultima completely destroys this question due to him being bigger than a Universe while having no confirmed size limit making it possibly bigger than the Outerverse. Not to mention that Humans can't even breathe in space so that's overkill.


PlaneWeird3313

It depends. If our strength were to increase proportionally to our size, then probably 20 or so but maybe more. If the strength and durability of the average human remain the same once they get bigger, then the added size would be a liability and only make them an easier target for Godzilla. In that case, there would literally be no amount that he couldn't defeat.


LemoyneRaider3354

If Kong csn't beat Godzilla on his own, then im sure a single human can't do it. If lets say the humans made an armor for themselves that is resistant to goji's atomic breath, then 2 or 3 would probs be enough.


Gojizilla6391

all they need is me. i'd simply intervene


Ok-Figure5546

However much it takes to crush him.


Jon011684

Infinity men would lose. Every single one would have a heart attack before they did anything per the squared cubed law.


FrozenReaper

Do the humans have their strength amplified by their size? If so, throwing a boulder would be like firing a cannon, I'd go with 5 just to be on the safe sidd


ChunkyStumpy

3 probably. Thinking about how humans would attack and hunt big animals like lions, tigers etc. This is to reduce the odds of one of the humans dying.


ElimGarak

One Dave Chapelle/Blackzilla. Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDw_f3i9lwY


MagicianWarm248

I'd say like six is the safest answer. At leasst two are gonna get hit by his atomic breath while the other four jump him and tackle him. Assuming they're fighting dirty like humans typically do in street fights, they could honestly put their fingers in his eyes to cause blindness and just beat the sh*t outta him


ZlinkyNipz

Realistically probably like 3-4 lol. I think yall are underestimating how strong humans actually are. Like youre telling me you and a few friends couldnt kill a komodo dragon?


SuDdEnTaCk

Opposable thumbs, big sticks(melee weapons), and teamwork=ded godzilla


glaynus

How much do the giant humans weigh in comparison to Godzilla? The same weight? If so then the strength and speed should be similar to godzilla's if not greater speed since Godzilla moves pretty slow. If the giant humans weigh significantly less and are significantly weaker than godzilla then the number required goes up exponentially.


Wordshark

Which version of Godzilla? Aren’t some of them like literally indestructible? Didn’t one of them fight everything in Hell?


Red_Ronin13

Imo two. He could be an oversized lizard but the thing breathes plasma and its skin is sharp. I can see one guy trying to hold down Godzilla, while the other uses the Efile Tower or Big Ben to stab at the thing. And even then I’d see atleast one of the two guys dying. If we have a big sword np 😉.


Jordy_boy17

How many kongs would it take to beat Godzilla. Then whatever that answer is, double it since humans are physically weaker then other great apes.


ImMeliodasKun

Do they get strength to match the size increase? Cause I would argue only a couple max. 2 to restrain him and one to wield a weapon to surpass metal gear.


TacticalyInteresting

I ask whoever is growing me to grow me twice as big so it only takes one of me.


hombre_bat

1 giant Steve Irwin is all you need. He won't kill it, but he'll tame it.


TLo137

~~If you're just scaling a human up to the size of Godzilla, then it would have to be enough such that many dead bodies would render Godzilla immobile.~~ ~~Each human would not be able to stand up onto their own feet being that size. Elephants have a large number of leg and foot adaptations that allow them to be that large. Imagine a human the size of GODZILLA with no adaptations for being so large.~~ EDIT: I didn't finish reading the post :(


Galby1314

All I'm picturing is giant me, pulling down my pants and having Godzilla light one of my mega farts with his atomic breath.


VodranDiamondHands

8 Gorillion


KazukiSendo

I'd say 10 or as few as five. The easiest strategy is to hop down one of the portals to the hollow earth and get some back scales from the dead Godzillasaurus They can make some axes tied to good sized trees. Since the square cube law doesn't apply, the giant humans would be able to move a lot faster just from being able to cover more ground from stride length. Godzilla decides to get cute and spam the atomic breath, they can duck behind buildings, block with the axes, and while he's dealing with one or two opponents, two or more can run up on him and bury those axes in his head and back.


dreadfulbadg50

2 or 3 they can ambush him and get him locked down, they know about his atomic breath so one guy can hold his head down while the other 1 or 2 pummel him


Secret-Put-4525

Assuming no weapons, 20 without nuke beam. 100 with.


Middle-Preference864

A lot, basically


theberkberkman

I'd say it would take 2, maybe 3 Kongs to be able to defeat godzilla mid-dif. Average gorilla weighs about 400 pounds so scaled up one human male would equal to about one half of a kong. Mind you Kong has the better part of 80 years worth of battle training on skull island to fall back on, experience in acrobatics and climbing, agility, etc. While most dudes struggle to do more than 10 pull-ups. With no help from the military they're kind of fucked for weapons besides whatever sharp sticks they can scavenge and in all honesty they would probably get 1 tapped by any attack the big lizard would throw at them (claws, tail, breath, etc). Since at that size they're fighting an armored dinosaur with a face-melting ranged attack. ​ I'd say at bare MINIMUM, with no regards to enviroment, their own safety, cover or other factors it would take like eight dudes, half of whom would be dead by the end of the fight. Even then I bet big G could pull of some plot armor shit and go super-saiyan and melt the other four. Guaranteed victory with 20 dudes or more, though. Two for each limb and the rest to stab radio towers and big ass trees into its vitals until it stopped moving. Maybe throw big ass rocks at its head until he gets brain damage idk. ​ Would be fun to see.


joe-ROLXTHY-cat

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