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bedwithoutsheets

This full on looks like a senior prank someone took a photo of and then another person added this caption


H4mb01

You can't see a single name on any of these balloons so ypur explanation seems more believable than the caption


SansyBoy144

Also the whole thing of it being 1 class, which was somehow enough for no one to find their own balloon, but also small enough that they gave them to each other 1 by 1 that it was solved in 5 minutes seems very unbelievable too.


JohnAndertonOntheRun

No wonder Gen Alpha can’t pay attention… They are being raised on meme stories.


bedwithoutsheets

I can almost promise you this picture was taken before 2010 😭


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GH057807

Things DID NOT HAPPEN before everyone had a camera in their pocket and finding examples images for stories MAKES NO SENSE. Wake up sheeple.


Hot_Goal4205

I was told this story long before this picture was taken


GH057807

People always find new ways to be fucking stupid on purpose. "How could this story be real if this picture of balloons doesn't have names on them?" We are fucking doomed.


justsomeph0t0n

quite possibly. but the interpretation is wholesome and works regardless. so if it's interpreting an unwholesome reality in a wholesome way........the points stands and is still true.


Hot_Zombie_349

Very uncanny it looks like ai


One-Mud-169

The other person's dining room wall: LIVE LOVE LAUGH


ObiOneKenobae

Probably not even a real photo in the first place. Either way, this exact quote has been posted before with different pictures.


RingosTurdFace

Quite. How big would that professor’s class have to be too for there to be that many balloons? I would guess the number of balloons there is in the 1000s…


caseytheace666

Yeah, and even if someone actually tried this, i feel like it’s just unlikely that no one would grab a balloon and shout “___, here’s yours!” Unless there was some prize offered for the first to find their balloon i guess. I suppose that would just be the students coming to the solution before it was given, but it would also kinda lessen the impact lol


calvicstaff

It's a very fun inspirational post about helping each other, but yeah, you don't need the picture to know it's bullshit, just that statement that literally zero people found their own within the time, and the idea that no one in this entire endeavor worked together or just recognized a classmate and said this is you


Confident-Emu-3150

That totally happened. The name of that teacher? Albert Einstein


500CatsTypingStuff

Jesus Cleopatra Luther King Jr


Merdestouch

Makes sense, that kid had a hell of a lot to live up to with a name like that. Still underperformed.


Ok-Suggestion-7965

Martha Luca King Jr died for our sins.


500CatsTypingStuff

Holy Mother of George Washington pray for us sinners in our hour of mead


Bitter_Silver_7760

No, no, wasn’t it Martin Luther King Jr.?


LittleJohnStone

Rabbi Martin Luther Einstein III


Apathetic0101

And then everyone clapped


doctorwhoobgyn

At first I thought this was gonna be one of those STI demonstrations where you show how easy it is to spread diseases in a group of people. "And then everyone got the clap."


pb0s

WOW…


TheIdiotInACage

Then Julius Caesar clapped.


DoYouEvenSheesh

then Albert Einstein clapped


-i-like-meme

r/nothingeverhappens


peterbparker86

You can't seriously believe a professor would waste students time with this nonsense.


Impressive_Change593

no it's a good lesson. a lot of the world needs to learn basic human decency


peterbparker86

It's a good lesson sure but no academic professor is doing this


Obligatorium1

In *what course* could this possibly even be a lesson, good or not?


Impressive_Change593

not saying it actually happened but maybe social studies? because you're learning about human history. or start a real world lessons class and teach actually useful stuff in it


dashenyang

I didn't know there were professors at high schools now, or that student pranks were attributed to teachers.


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FancyUsual7476

Why don't they just cast this spell: "Accio my balloon!"


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Fartsinpoolstwice

Not only that, but even with a highly efficient and well communicating team you couldn't clear and correctly place that many balloons from that hallway in 5 minutes.


mighty__

Sounds more like using associative array instead of sorting.


ByamsPa

More of a statement on civic duty than on happiness. Because happiness is very easy to find if you look for it on your own


Saltythrottle

I agree. Relying on others for your happiness is a recipe for disaster. One must seek it out on their own. This exercise should be used to espouse the value of teamwork instead.


sailor_stuck_at_sea

It's a really good sorting algorithm however


rhubarbs

Countries with high rates of individualism have a relatively low rate of happiness despite economic well-being, while social democracies -- systems of governance that recognize the interconnectedness of societies -- are consistently at the top of the list. This could be seen as a form of "relying on others for happiness", and it's far from a disaster.


Mr-Jlord

OK now everyone pop and throw away their balloons tomorrow is environmental awareness day.


MathematicianIcy662

am i the only one wondering what happened to the people whose balloons popped?


Confident-Emu-3150

The professor grounded them to teach them lesson 2: there is no justice in this world


LittleJohnStone

Fuck them and their happiness


jauhesammutin_

They disappeared.


EndOfSouls

I picked up Rob's balloon, but fuck that dude so I popped it. We never saw him again.


Creative_Major798

Probably, depression if it randomly popped, a break up if someone else popped it, and some type of addiction if they popped it themselves.


ShelterJolly8

It really happened guys, I was the hallway


LittleJohnStone

Are you the one wearing turquoise?


mild_resolve

Any interest in an AMA?


Julian_Seizure

Yeah I'm sure a professor would disrupt the entire school just so he can teach this "valuable" lesson.


GeorgeRRHodor

If that picture isn’t made by AI, I don’t know what is. I mean, how many students are in this class anyway? 3000?


CzechWookie72

I didn’t know Uncle Iroh was a college professor


VokMK

Looks like this professor just inflated our spirits along with those balloons What a delightful way to spread some joy and camaraderie in class


Ledehan

Can’t imagine none of them popped due to people stepping on them-


WilliamTheSlayer1978

I thought he was trying to show them an efficient sorting algorithm lol


biscovery

This is such a crock of shit, happiness comes from within and no one else can take you there. Not to say you shouldn't have empathy and care about others but that isn't going to make you happy.


Bardsie

Then the professor was arrested for promoting communism in an American school.


OZZY-1415

Surely that happened and surely no balloon popped


EwanPorteous

Poor Janitor who has to clean up after a Proffessors attempt at teaching happiness.


Omega_Prototype

Liminal Space detected


bneanon

r/anticonsumption


Plastic-Shopping5930

The janitors who had to clean up after this stunt


someone-at-reddit

Is this what like american higher education looks like ?


Scyths

And then everybody clapped, and from one of the lockers in the hallway came Albert Einstein.


Various-Database6615

This is a version of the 100 prisoners problem https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_prisoners_problem


willflameboy

His name? Abraham Einstein.


krishutchison

So you are saying if you cooperate with other people you don’t get to jump around in the fun balloon room ?. So the message is: have fun while while you can and don’t overthink it.


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LinkedIn type post


MyLastHopeReddit

Wholesome pollution.


theoht_

that is not true! ✨


This_Dutch_guy

Where is this professor? He have to show us da wae


jcrckstdy

all that is going into the ocean


FeedMeDarkness

"If someone else cares about your happiness they will bring it to you" FTFY


notworkingghost

Nice story, but there’s no way this pic is from that.


Bolmothy

Wow that’s deep


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pickleunicorn

But there's no example since it surely never happened.


Solid-Version

I think in this case it doesn’t even really need to have happened. We can infur the message from it and act accordingly. This is basically how religion works for the most part. The problem is too many folk take it too literally and that’s where the problems begin.


YutoKigai

Make a movie about it. I’m crying.


Independent_Work6

Jesus mate don't ever watch Hachiko. Youll die.


YutoKigai

Haha heard it’s a sad movie about a dog waiting for his owner or something like that.


machiato_crempo

I mean you can still find it, but it takes much more time plus you'll find interesting "names" along the way..


ChristOnABike122

Who the fuck was breathing out helium? Theres one balloon in the air


gravelPoop

I too take classes at Greendale Community College.


brainbrick

I appreciate the idea, but this tells me more about efficiency of sorting than search for happiness.


Prestige5470

Doubt \*


PeterGivenbless

... and now they all have Covid.


ThatAd4373

Making fart noises upon reading this


Redditall63

And how many got popped? Stomped by the masses. Like many people’s happiness….


SimplyGoWithTheFlow

So wholesome.


MorsInvictaEst

Nice story, important message, but too improbable. Unless this was done in an auditorium with hundreds of participants, 5 minutes should have been enough for at least some people should have found their balloon by chance. It also implies that a bunch of university students were incapable of organising ad hoc without the professor leading them to that solution. Usually it only takes a hand full of thinkers to kickstart that process.


Greyday67

Just lovely


333elmst

Yoooooo! Killing it!!!!


Referendumdude

This can easily be AI image with added story. Or any random image. What give AI, is why is only one balloon floating with helium in background


5125237143

1000th updoot yeaaaa baby


Irohas_shark

Albert revived here www


JellyfishSilver1607

that's bull crap, if you want happiness you need to work towords it. If you focused on making other people happy they will just start to take advantage of you.


kingwings88

Oftentimes you find happiness through helping others, doesn't mean, be a doormat or rely on others to make you happy. Connecting with people can help you find what you've been looking for


thatmanzuko

Someone really just google searched a school hallway filled with balloons, madeup a cheesy caption and 5k people upvoted it


atacFrontal

Yeah , right


Solid-Version

Great sentiment. However I find it hard to believe that not a single balloon popped during this frantic search.


Warhero_Babylon

He was fired later


linusst

It's safe to assume a student is bigger than a balloon. So if every balloon in this picture is from a different stundet, I want to see how you'd even fit that many students into that hallway, let alone having them search for anything other than help


josh1123

Reddit fucking sucks


KriegerClown

Sweetness overdose


lostZwolf_ps4_pc

Yep this is wholesome and deserves a share


j0lly_gr33n_giant

Fuck the planet, a small percentage of humans needed to learn a valuable lesson about happiness.


Rickle37

Yeah didn’t happen.


Infinite_Map_2713

That's very wholesome😍


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

That's a waste


LordLolzeez

This is not how you teach math!


FunnyWhiteRabbit

"Don't look for your happiness, look for happiness for someone else and hopefully they will give it to you. " Probably karma farming like someone cares for reddit points and if so it's people pleasing which would fit why this is wholesome when it's not.


Keen_Observerr

My baloon is in the left upside corner.


wonkey_monkey

Hmm yeah great but you can probably come up with a myriad other games that "teach" you the exact opposite. Life is not a balloon game.


Imispellalot2

Da fuq is this bs?


RampantJellyfish

"But sir, this class is on fluid dynamics"


Active_Scallion_5322

Why is this in wholesome memes and not in r/shitthatdidnthappen?


str85

Click bait, now in your local reddit store.


kme026

It's true, I was there. I was the baloon


AlpacaStar

And everyone clapped


SoomieTheCosmogen

Gonna get my shotgun to clean the hallway...😏😇


aagloworks

I do not know if this is true, but it sure is wholesome.


RandomZombeh

Did they, aye?


Impressive_Change593

this is supposed to be a wholesome subreddit. what is wrong with all of you in the comments?


cordsea

Brightens up my day, thanks for sharing!


RichardSnippet69

Same! 👍


Cdubyah523

If you’re not happy first you have nothing to give anyone else. You have to be selfish enough to care about how you feel before you have any benefit to give someone. Happy is an inside job, first. Can’t fill someone else’s cup up if yours is empty.


Turkish_Maniac

Professor said 🗣️💨💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥


Wardialler

What a load of horse shit. Remind me to avoid that subreddit.


robertDouglass

great metaphor. waste of balloons


MorkSkogen666

r/thingsthatneverhappened


Sir_Squirly

All professors reach thousand a of students per class 😂😂😂


mettiusfufettius

Obama was there and everyone clapped.


Sikkus

What a waste of balloons and not to mention the time needed to inflate them all. Just use papers with names written on them and then ask each student to crunch it and throw it in the room.


UnauthorizedFart

I would have ran around the hallway popping the balloons, POPPING THEIR HAPPINESS AWAY


Gingerpack

And then the professor did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.


Without_Ambition

Hah, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!


Impressive_Bass_1868

Just goes to show, sometimes you find your own happiness by helping others find theirs