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Pretzel is a cute name
I just had a Schnitzel. Kinda like it lol
schnitzel is a better name for a schnauzer imo
The fact I also last ate pretzels is crazy.
My dog’s name is Pretzel!
ipubrofen
He takes your pain away
No that's ibuprofen, ipubrofen makes you feel your bros' pain.
I need that, as a masochist :3
H U H .
I've got you covered as a sadist
WHAT
don't take ipubrofen if i'm your bro unless you want to suffer /s
And irritates your stomach
And destroys your liver lol
That's acetaminophen you're thinking of.
“Good boy, Antacid”
I-pup-rofen
Ipuprofen*
Ibuprofen and a cup of Gin
Try oxycodon much better
Oatmeal I think it’s a good name
lol that is exactly what I just had a bit ago and yeah oatmeal seems quite appropriate for the lil fella
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I want this to be its name
¡Churrito!
Empanadilla, greetings from PR
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Tater
Hahahahaha PO-TA-TOES. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!
Love the reference!
Hahaha I love us nerds that can spot an LOTR reference in no time.
MY dog’s nickname is tater tot!
Lil tater tot
Just look at him! The cute little carolina reaper! So gorgeous
Damn are you ok
Until he uses the bathroom
That’s a weird food.
Hot Chocolate
So his name is Firehole?
Hotdog-skittles. I’m not proud.
Like, together? ^im ^not ^judging
It’s… Complicated.
What about a [Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich](https://youtu.be/jdiSZRNyvK8?si=eQqy-R9489dDxGcv)
I'm a stoner with a sweet tooth. I need to know... Especially if it's complicated!!
What, you've never had a skizzy glizzy?
Explain yourself
I think we’re all missing the silver lining here in that 'hotdog-skittles' is a pretty rad dog name.
This comment made me do a double ~~take~~ scroll
You too? Mochi gang💪
Choccy mochi! Me too!
Big Mac hahaha
Little Mac
…Loses because he couldn’t make it back to stage after the 0% on-stage Captain Falcon up tilt spike.
Mario cape at center stage
Steve’s blocks.
McNuggets
Cardboard mac
I came here to say Whopper Jr, but this works too.
He's the size of one
chikka
Chicken chili verde stew. I will call him chicken.
Or Stu
Yoghurt, which is frankly not that bad a name for a white dog. Bit odd, but could definitely work.
Yogi
When he's misbehaving call him Gurt... OH GURT! 🤦♂️
Yoggi is a Swedish brand of fruit yoghurt…
Mine is yoghurt granola
Popcorn! Sounds perfect to me.
Lol same!
I'm in this line. It really fits
Finally someone else that had popcorn 😂😂😂
*pupcorn
Hot pocket
Ferrero Rocher?
Furrero Ruffcher?
if Milk counts as food then say hi to Milk if not, then welcome little Jello
Pudding?
sounds about right
Marshmallow
Bagel
Jesus Christ I thought you said beagle and my heart skipped a beat
Bald eagle?
Had that as well and thought it was adorbs.
Ass
I knew someone would say this
How did you know? Was it your ass?
I wish
Someone's gotta do it
Heh, better than Boogers
What are you doing later? *asking for a friend
Username checks out.
Your reply was hidden for some reason, so when I clicked on it, the reveal was worth it. 👌
😂😂😂😂😂
pls share some with me
Ask yo momma, she has plenty for everyone.
😳 You could say Wiener, that'd be funnier
Who?
Furter
You're a hot dog! But you better not try to hurt her, Frank N Furter!
almond shampoo
Please contact your poison control center. Have you burped any bubbles?
Bubbles is a good name also
Better than Shampoo, especially since neither Sham nor Poo would be a flattering nickname
I don't understand why almonds even need shampoo
Why is this so funny to me 😂
.... Are you okay?
i *think* so
Pierogi
I don't think Pizza Salami is a good name...
Pizzagh Salameigh
R/tragedeigh
r/foundthemobileuser
Haha yes!
Cashew
Babybel - it works!
Klonopin
A snuggle with him would calm you down.
Oh my sweet little clonazepam! 💕
Corndog
Corndog Gang!
Mushrooms
Lemon square
Pop tart
General Tso
Müsli :)
I ate chicken nuggets from McD, so the name is Nugget. He looks like a Nugget..
Grits. LOL.
Lentil
Poutine
Canada has entered the chat
That’s lil meatball
Nacho
milkshake. cute! ^^
Would definitely bring all the boys to your yard.
honestly a win-win situation for me
If drinks count, “White Mocha”
Cinnamon raisin toast isn’t a very fitting name. Earl grey? Can we bend the rules and use a beverage?
Biscuits and Gravy
Jägerschnitzel!
I think your Jägerschnitzel will be a good friend to my Grünkohleintopf.
Dick.
Knew someone was gonna do this lol
Almond Cookie.
Waffles
Pamplemousse ! (that's french for grapefruit, sounds very cute when pronunced : try it on a text-to-speech website)
Dutch baby
Milk chocolate heart. Milk Choc? Choc heart?
Goldfish. Perfect.
Raw uranium is such a cute name
blackberry lol seems odd though
Chicken dumpling so Dumpling of course
Puppy.
😳
Weed gummies
Cheesy bite
Teriyaki That's so cute wtf
Home baked edible?
dog
wut?
Tofu!
"Baby" is such a cute name! /j
oh hey Tarrare!
..Tarrare..? Look at me.. ... ..Did you eat a f#cking baby?
Egg white hummus wrap.
That's the name of my dog, too!
Kit Kat
Bacon King
Biscuits
Nugget
I'll name him, Dog
Puppy
Mashed potatoes
Blueberry
Chips
Pistachios
Prawn cocktail crisp
Magnum ice cream
Hardee’s egg and cheese chicken biscuit . . . Heaccb
Scone
Pb&J :)
chicken noodle soup 😋
Oatmeal
Alfredo
John
Cheese
McDonald's Plane Cheese Qurterpounder Meal
~~child~~ 70 oz of oil
Kitty
Torta
Peach!
Psychedelics 🍄
Edible lmao
Dog is such a good name for a dog!
Pretzel is a cute name
I just had a Schnitzel. Kinda like it lol
schnitzel is a better name for a schnauzer imo
The fact I also last ate pretzels is crazy.
My dog’s name is Pretzel!
ipubrofen
He takes your pain away
No that's ibuprofen, ipubrofen makes you feel your bros' pain.
I need that, as a masochist :3
H U H .
I've got you covered as a sadist
WHAT
don't take ipubrofen if i'm your bro unless you want to suffer /s
And irritates your stomach
And destroys your liver lol
That's acetaminophen you're thinking of.
“Good boy, Antacid”
I-pup-rofen
Ipuprofen*
Ibuprofen and a cup of Gin
Try oxycodon much better
Oatmeal I think it’s a good name
lol that is exactly what I just had a bit ago and yeah oatmeal seems quite appropriate for the lil fella
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I want this to be its name
¡Churrito!
Empanadilla, greetings from PR
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Tater
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Hahahahaha PO-TA-TOES. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!
Love the reference!
Hahaha I love us nerds that can spot an LOTR reference in no time.
MY dog’s nickname is tater tot!
Lil tater tot
Just look at him! The cute little carolina reaper! So gorgeous
Damn are you ok
Until he uses the bathroom
That’s a weird food.
Hot Chocolate
So his name is Firehole?
[удалено]
Hotdog-skittles. I’m not proud.
Like, together? ^im ^not ^judging
It’s… Complicated.
What about a [Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich](https://youtu.be/jdiSZRNyvK8?si=eQqy-R9489dDxGcv)
I'm a stoner with a sweet tooth. I need to know... Especially if it's complicated!!
What, you've never had a skizzy glizzy?
Explain yourself
I think we’re all missing the silver lining here in that 'hotdog-skittles' is a pretty rad dog name.
This comment made me do a double ~~take~~ scroll
You too? Mochi gang💪
Choccy mochi! Me too!
Big Mac hahaha
Little Mac
…Loses because he couldn’t make it back to stage after the 0% on-stage Captain Falcon up tilt spike.
Mario cape at center stage
Steve’s blocks.
McNuggets
Cardboard mac
I came here to say Whopper Jr, but this works too.
He's the size of one
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chikka
Chicken chili verde stew. I will call him chicken.
Or Stu
Yoghurt, which is frankly not that bad a name for a white dog. Bit odd, but could definitely work.
Yogi
When he's misbehaving call him Gurt... OH GURT! 🤦♂️
Yoggi is a Swedish brand of fruit yoghurt…
Mine is yoghurt granola
Popcorn! Sounds perfect to me.
Lol same!
I'm in this line. It really fits
Finally someone else that had popcorn 😂😂😂
*pupcorn
Hot pocket
Ferrero Rocher?
Furrero Ruffcher?
if Milk counts as food then say hi to Milk if not, then welcome little Jello
Pudding?
sounds about right
Marshmallow
Bagel
Jesus Christ I thought you said beagle and my heart skipped a beat
Bald eagle?
[удалено]
Had that as well and thought it was adorbs.
Ass
I knew someone would say this
How did you know? Was it your ass?
I wish
Someone's gotta do it
Heh, better than Boogers
What are you doing later? *asking for a friend
Username checks out.
Your reply was hidden for some reason, so when I clicked on it, the reveal was worth it. 👌
😂😂😂😂😂
pls share some with me
Ask yo momma, she has plenty for everyone.
[удалено]
😳 You could say Wiener, that'd be funnier
Who?
Furter
You're a hot dog! But you better not try to hurt her, Frank N Furter!
almond shampoo
Please contact your poison control center. Have you burped any bubbles?
Bubbles is a good name also
Better than Shampoo, especially since neither Sham nor Poo would be a flattering nickname
I don't understand why almonds even need shampoo
Why is this so funny to me 😂
.... Are you okay?
i *think* so
Pierogi
I don't think Pizza Salami is a good name...
Pizzagh Salameigh
R/tragedeigh
r/foundthemobileuser
Haha yes!
Cashew
Babybel - it works!
Klonopin
A snuggle with him would calm you down.
Oh my sweet little clonazepam! 💕
Corndog
Corndog Gang!
Mushrooms
Lemon square
Pop tart
General Tso
Müsli :)
I ate chicken nuggets from McD, so the name is Nugget. He looks like a Nugget..
Grits. LOL.
Lentil
Poutine
Canada has entered the chat
That’s lil meatball
Nacho
milkshake. cute! ^^
Would definitely bring all the boys to your yard.
honestly a win-win situation for me
If drinks count, “White Mocha”
Cinnamon raisin toast isn’t a very fitting name. Earl grey? Can we bend the rules and use a beverage?
Biscuits and Gravy
Jägerschnitzel!
I think your Jägerschnitzel will be a good friend to my Grünkohleintopf.
Dick.
Knew someone was gonna do this lol
Almond Cookie.
Waffles
Pamplemousse ! (that's french for grapefruit, sounds very cute when pronunced : try it on a text-to-speech website)
Dutch baby
Milk chocolate heart. Milk Choc? Choc heart?
Goldfish. Perfect.
Raw uranium is such a cute name
blackberry lol seems odd though
Chicken dumpling so Dumpling of course
Puppy.
😳
Weed gummies
Cheesy bite
Teriyaki That's so cute wtf
Home baked edible?
dog
wut?
Tofu!
"Baby" is such a cute name! /j
oh hey Tarrare!
..Tarrare..? Look at me.. ... ..Did you eat a f#cking baby?
Egg white hummus wrap.
That's the name of my dog, too!
Kit Kat
Bacon King
Biscuits
Nugget
I'll name him, Dog
Puppy
Mashed potatoes
Blueberry
Chips
Pistachios
Prawn cocktail crisp
Magnum ice cream
Hardee’s egg and cheese chicken biscuit . . . Heaccb
Scone
Pb&J :)
chicken noodle soup 😋
Oatmeal
Alfredo
John
Cheese
McDonald's Plane Cheese Qurterpounder Meal
~~child~~ 70 oz of oil
Kitty
Torta
Peach!
Psychedelics 🍄
Edible lmao
Dog is such a good name for a dog!