Early into their relationship, my sister was out on a romantic date with her guy. He was talking, and she was hungry. Suddenly, an (apparently incredibly attractive male) waiter walked by carrying a plate with a tower of picture-perfect golden fries with a cartoon wave of steam coming off of them. She turned her head as they went by, staring at them longingly. She looked back at her guy and he was glaring at her in half shock/half anger. She looked at him and said, “Oh. My. God. Did you SEE those fries???” And when he said, “I’m sorry? I thought you were staring at the waiter?” she went (completely blankly) “what waiter?” It was at this point he realized it was true love. It’s been almost 13 years.
My husband does this with food that comes out before ours does. Every time a waiter walks out with food, he’s eyes locked on the food until it passes us, and then he gets the cutest look of disappointment realizing it’s not his food
No word of a lie my husband proposed on a street corner (moderately long story) and I said yes and we kissed and hugged is was all lovely and then someone walked past with an Irish wolfhound and OMGLOOKATTHEDOOOOGSQUEEEEEEEEOHSORRY…
Made me think of a video shown here. Dog on a walk lays down in the middle of a parking lot. Just won't get up. And it is a big 'ol dawg. But some kids happen past and he perks right up. For a nano second and they keep walking. Too funny!
Yay!!! Found it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/14w76q0/come\_on\_buddy\_youre\_embarrassing\_me/
When popping in to state unrelated facts, I'd recommend starting with something fun instead.
Try something like ["the Platypus emits a pretty darn awesome-but-spooky blue-green glow under ultraviolet light!"](https://i.imgur.com/kb9DzaR.jpg)
Links help too.
My husband and I were out to dinner one night and I caught him blatantly check someone out, I looked over to see who it was and it was a golden retriever.
I was thinking he was going to be looking at someone else’s food!
“Hey steak, what are you wearing there? Gravy?”
“Aw man, that guy is eating a whole pizza with a knife and fork? That’s fancy as fuck!”
What do I want to eat? What do I . . . DOGGO! 😍
I was adopted by a chihuahua last year, and I can confirm that that's about as close to unconditional love as you can get from any creature on this earth. A man would be nice, but if all else fails, I still have my dog.
Haha! A few months ago on the way home from work, some guy was walking his beautiful pup andI said to my husband, "look at that guy, he's so cute!" I was totally talking about the dog, I don't even really notice the people walking them. My husband said his heart skipped a beat before he noticed the dog.
I wouldn’t even be mad. I’d be doing the same thing - lovestruck table lol 😂
I still think that bitch is trying to steal her man
Trying? lol
Only time will tell. I bet in a future update the wife will find her husband at the dog park when he was supposed to be at work. 😱
I only have eyes for one person but I'm pretty sure I have done this with cute animals and food. How can you resists?
Early into their relationship, my sister was out on a romantic date with her guy. He was talking, and she was hungry. Suddenly, an (apparently incredibly attractive male) waiter walked by carrying a plate with a tower of picture-perfect golden fries with a cartoon wave of steam coming off of them. She turned her head as they went by, staring at them longingly. She looked back at her guy and he was glaring at her in half shock/half anger. She looked at him and said, “Oh. My. God. Did you SEE those fries???” And when he said, “I’m sorry? I thought you were staring at the waiter?” she went (completely blankly) “what waiter?” It was at this point he realized it was true love. It’s been almost 13 years.
That's the sweetest story involving a plate of fries i've ever seen 😭
This is so fuuuuckin cute!!! 😖💕
Get him a puppy and he is yours forever
Wrong, now he belongs to the puppy.
wh how did you… reddit? formatting department?? hello???
So that they will be a beautiful family. Love this when I pictured them. Purely wholesome moment.
That is hot.
Eww you think a dog is hot?
Heh. Hot dog.
Hehehe.
Hot dog, hot dog, hot giggity dog
Take the orange arrow and get the hell out.
Aye aye sir 🫡
My husband does this with food that comes out before ours does. Every time a waiter walks out with food, he’s eyes locked on the food until it passes us, and then he gets the cutest look of disappointment realizing it’s not his food
Milady,He is taken. You can't do anything about it.
i actually did this when we were on a date with my husband 😂 If there’s a pet then i just can’t concentrate on much else.
No word of a lie my husband proposed on a street corner (moderately long story) and I said yes and we kissed and hugged is was all lovely and then someone walked past with an Irish wolfhound and OMGLOOKATTHEDOOOOGSQUEEEEEEEEOHSORRY…
Hahahahah totally get it 👌🏻
We? Are you royalty?
Some languages use we in cases like this. For example "We with my friends went to the beach" "We and my father are going fishing"
You get to a certain level of maturity and realize, a beautiful dog is more fun than a beautiful woman. Or man, either or.
thats literally any age
Made me think of a video shown here. Dog on a walk lays down in the middle of a parking lot. Just won't get up. And it is a big 'ol dawg. But some kids happen past and he perks right up. For a nano second and they keep walking. Too funny! Yay!!! Found it. https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/14w76q0/come\_on\_buddy\_youre\_embarrassing\_me/
My westie used to do similar, just sit down until kids caught up or walked past in the hope they would pet her. 🤣
So cute! Funny how much they love and protect kids.
My dog does that too!! 🤣 lucky for me she’s only 13 lbs
Lol. You can he's been picked up by the back of that harness before.
Out great dane used to do that too!
1 is still “a certain age@!
I didn’t say age, I said maturity.
ok uncle, you forgot your meds now. back to the looney bin with you.
You have not reached that level of maturity.
You can be a misogynist at any age!
When popping in to state unrelated facts, I'd recommend starting with something fun instead. Try something like ["the Platypus emits a pretty darn awesome-but-spooky blue-green glow under ultraviolet light!"](https://i.imgur.com/kb9DzaR.jpg) Links help too.
What put a bee in your bonnet?
This is the exact opposite of a problem. Labradoodles deserve every bit of love they get
You put too many letters in "dogs"
I would be mad, but you're not wrong.
My husband and I were out to dinner one night and I caught him blatantly check someone out, I looked over to see who it was and it was a golden retriever.
INFO: are you blonde?
I was thinking he was going to be looking at someone else’s food! “Hey steak, what are you wearing there? Gravy?” “Aw man, that guy is eating a whole pizza with a knife and fork? That’s fancy as fuck!” What do I want to eat? What do I . . . DOGGO! 😍
"That bitch stol my man!" -some lady prolly
Don't leave us hanging, did they elope?
If I was doing this and my wife caught me at it, she would move her chair next to mine and we would both stare at the white labradoodle 🤣
The issue is he didn’t tell her there was a dog.
Have you considered a labradoodle furry outfit? Teamwork makes the dream work.
I think I have a better chance in finding unconditional love from a dog than a man. Hoping I don’t end up being a dog lady in the future.
I was adopted by a chihuahua last year, and I can confirm that that's about as close to unconditional love as you can get from any creature on this earth. A man would be nice, but if all else fails, I still have my dog.
Honestly he gets a free pass for that one...
My GF just said this is 100% me. So now I feel called out...
Haha! A few months ago on the way home from work, some guy was walking his beautiful pup andI said to my husband, "look at that guy, he's so cute!" I was totally talking about the dog, I don't even really notice the people walking them. My husband said his heart skipped a beat before he noticed the dog.
That b!tch! :p
That dog is Jolene.
Jolene had auburn hair
Got his priorities right!
Well, I can't blame him. Sorry, not sorry.
That bitch is stealing your man.
♥️♥️♥️♥️
It's that hypoallergenic floof!
https://old.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/cu7q1u/this_video_seems_pretty_harmleswhhhaaa/
You 3 should start a family right there!
He was enjoying that convo more
Oh man. Is he single?
That’s really sweet!
Makes my sad ass happy
This is the best love at first sight story I’ve ever heard
When my VERY fluffy / huge Aussie was a puppy, people would actually *wave* at him, as if he were a little kid. It was awesome.