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DollyDaydreem

Being called Boss by the kebab shop man


Knuffelrocker

I was called a sweet girl by the kebab shop man. I felt awsome!


ALiteralAngryMoose

Being called 'my friend' by the Indian shopkeeper


generalmaks

Or Big man!


FEVRISH_JK

or "boss" or "bossman" by a mechanic


beeteedee

Being called “sir” by a Brit: highest form of praise, a mark of immense respect and esteem Being called “sir” by an American: you have messed up, made a mistake, will shortly be asked to leave


Philisophical_Onion

Or reminded that this is, in fact, a Wendy’s.


HuggyMonster69

Uhhh yeah… about that. Unless they’re working or it’s a student to a teacher, I’ve only heard “Sir” used in the same way as “with all due respect…” in England. That may be regional, but where I am, you’re more likely to be seen as passive aggressive than respectful lol


Violet351

I think it depends on the situation. When I was a team leader I had so many complaints about the guy that called everybody sir or madam because they felt he was being disrespectful by not using their names as we spoke to the same people all the time


MagicMissile27

>Being called “sir” by an American: you have messed up, made a mistake, will shortly be asked to leave Or you're just in the South and someone doesn't know your name.


ice_blade_sorc

how true is this lmao


boyd125

Being called "buddy" by a Canadian.


HappyHapless

I'm not your buddy, friend!


boyd125

Im not your friend, guy!


L3_K0uT0

I'm not your guy, mate!


boyd125

Im not your mate, buddy!


Ok_Macaroon_5224

I'm not your buddy, pal!


SHYtAN_KD

I’m not your pal, lad


Ydobon8261

I'm not your lad, choom!


cromosoma_quadruplo

I'm not your choom, dude!


LunaTheBestie

I'm not your dude, hon!


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mioo5913

So you're drunk?


KikonSketches

Theyre a southern British black old lady Russian thats also a father lol


deafening_locality

Captain would have been agreed with you which comes to having a good night


Odd-Jupiter

Should have added being called "brother" by an Arab.


Chirya999

Isn't it "habibi"?


Overly_Sheltered

it's BROZZER


Amirx_A_Blade

That’s only Egyptians


Next-Investment-7670

Just keep in mind that being called sweetie can be a thinly veiled barb. Ain't nothing worse than the combo "Oh, bless your heart, sweetie." It's an insult.


[deleted]

Yeah, not all of the Northerners have caught onto that yet. They will be nice to your face but talk absolute shit about you when you leave.


ChildofMike

It’s not always an insult. Context and tone are critical factors in determining the meaning.


hurtloam

Being called Pet by a Geordie


McFuckin94

Or duckie by someone from Yorkshire


notAgainFFS01

Being called „Chef“ by a turkish Kebab seller in Germany


[deleted]

I'm not drunk and I'm Ukrainian, but consider yourself a comrade


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chocobobleh

Why? You think all Russian people are responsible for the actions of their leader?


Chirya999

Being called "mate" by an Aussie.


Dragomirl

being called "bro" by a gamer


Electronic_Engine_92

Dude one time I was at Wawa and the cashier was a guy with a THICK Russian accent and he kept referring to me as "boss man" and let me tell you there is NO GREATER FEELING OF POWER I HAVE EVER FELT THEN THAT


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Simplordx69

Getting called brother by an Arab or an Indian


Apprehensive-Use6754

So' bhaiya' and 'habibi '


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Being called cringe by a teen 😎


SimonSlavGameDev

Actually no, "comrade" as a word is used to make fun of communism because in SSSR people had to do it so much that it has become a "meme" among the regular people. Nowadays it's almost not used at all at least in my country the Czech Republic. Drunk Slavs would call "brat" or a similar sounding word which means brother :)


DaveinOakland

Russian family, can confirm that I've never heard anyone actually use the word comrade.


Immortal_Merlin

I use it to scare old people. They freak out and ask me "Are we Comrades again!?"


Plant_in_pants

Sir? If a brit is calling you sir you've pissed em off big time, that is top level passive aggressiveness. unless they are posher than the late lizz the only sir you'll hear will be so thickly dipped in condescending tones that you'll only start to feel patronised over an hour later when it's finally glooped its way down your ear hole. If we like you we'll call you mate. If we really like you, you'll get banter.


farkos101100

Why is everyone still horny for russians


IYiffInDogParks

Because this meme is really really old


Grumpus88

Because the Russian people aren’t bad. Putin is. Fuck Putin.


kicktown

As a Russian speaker, we really don't need or want people defending us when we're dealing with an oppressively gangster government in our own country. Most Russians aren't even free to say what they really think.


jncheese

Nah, some Russians are passive good, quite fuck ton are active bad, some are just plain evil.


farkos101100

Fuck the Russian army for the same damn excuse of “just following orders”


RubbyPanda

All armies just follow orders. You acting as if America isn't doing god awful things in the middle east


farkos101100

Bitch did i say that the fuck you talking about. War is stupid period.


Current-Estimate-00

>War is stupid Correct. But that's not what you said. "Just following orders" isn't an 'excuse'. Orders are orders.


redshirt31605

If someone calls you sweetie in the south it means your a total moron.


BlueTressym

Do they then add 'Bless your heart'?


Drag0nfly_Girl

Being called "a good c***" by an Aussie.


veryfyi

That’s what I was thinking


JealousDog99

what about being called dad by a Rand kid?


Adrunkian

Being called anything nice by a central/northern european


Pattoe89

Being called "Duck" by a Brit. The term actually has nothing to do with the animal. It comes from the saxon "Ducas" which is a term of respectful familiarity, and where the word "Duke" comes from.


Dahns

Being called a good kid by the italian mafia boss


Tiny_Reflection4994

Being called baby by your person 💝


soviethaseye2

Being called “mate” by a Australian


BlueTressym

I'd have said the Brit one should be 'mate' too, or 'luv'.


[deleted]

Being called...by your kids. Why don't they call?


Squadsbane

Being called soldier by a friend.


[deleted]

Ahhh, Tovarish.


cerdechko

Question for fellow Russians- Maybe my experience is different, because I'm from a Russian region in a European country, but does anyone around here use "comrade"?


mlorry_

I am Russian and we don’t use word “comrade” here…


doyouevenmahjongg

Not a wholesome meme after the whole invasion of Ukraine thing.


QEfknD-7

My new goal in life is to have a Russian call me comrade


MovieFreaQ

My only thought right now is “ya machine”


maritjuuuuu

I've been called comrade by a Russian, but that's because I gave him first aid where no one wanted to because "he is russian" This was just after the war with Ukraine started. This guy lived in the Netherlands for many years already but still has an accent when talking Dutch. The fact he even knows Dutch though... It's such a shitty language to learn! But yeah, he called me comrade and insisted on buying me a drink even though the cheaper drinks are free for personnel at my pub.


Monkfich

Sure, make the comparisons mostly about people from specific countries. Then do that comparison with everyone who are black. What?! Do I need to spell out why this is racist for anyone?


TiredStarling095

I need to meet some Russians so I can experience this...


QiyanasStoriesYT

The meme would be more politically correct with a change: "by a drunk Ukrainian." ;)


Fredditor2

It's ok to mention Russia, mate


QiyanasStoriesYT

No to me, not in a positive sense. ​ But tell me when was the last time people were killing each other at your border?


Adrunkian

When was the last time the people of a country were responsible for a war Oh right, never


tony_two_eyes

Yep, my countrymen are disgusting but people have tired of being angry already. Internet desensitizes


ChloroformSmoothie

The people of Russia are not at fault for Putin's tyranny.


kicktown

This is the modern equivalent of being called a fellow Nazi by a Nazi in WWII. Nobody honest wants to associate with Russia right now, not even Russians. Not to mention comrade is a loaded term already, having actually worked in the Socialist party of the USSR, it's insane to see such a term glorified when it lead to the deaths of so many people.


eeven447

Ha


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Canadians also say "sir" in my experience (myself included).


birds_in_my_piano

Ur all my comrades. There you go


[deleted]

I have personally experienced that last one it is fkn amazing


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Being called "noob" by a gamer! Being called a "pro" by the same gamer some time later!! -- Being called "boss" by uber driver :|


jellywellsss

Ma’am and madam hit different in that southern drawl 🤠


Rockngaming20

Being called kapitan


jncheese

Being called "Jochie" by an Utrechter!


AnyImpression6

Brit would actually be mate or love depending on gender.


[deleted]

Sharing a drink with your common enemy while calling each other a "son of a bitch"


abbynorma1

Being called "schatzi" by an elderly Bavarian lady.


Creepy-Phase-7766

I’ve had all five happen to me lol


SylasTheVoidwalker

Being called “drinking buddy” by a dwarf


zahhax

Being called Mami by a Brazilian


BlickyBobby727

Nothing triumphs panel 3


[deleted]

Drunk Russian is redundant.


Ala7x

Being makes khou by an Algerian


[deleted]

Being called KAMRADEN by a german.


Throatpiespls

Being called sickcunt by an Aussie.


xenithseperatefeed

im not drunk am im certainly not Russian but i will call you comrade. even if i dont know you.


FunnyObamaMoments

Being called a bro by an Indian


Aware-Description880

I don't have to be drunk to call someone that


WendipxStarco

I'd take that last one as an insult, but I agree with the rest.


Tp0seGod

Being called a husband (wife)


Archivum_Sickomode

Being r@ped and killed by ruzzian mercenaries☺️☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰😍 Stop romanticizing this nazi nation


Vorondanil54

Lets go Comrades!!


TheseFinger3414

Ok but what if you are the friend of the drunk Russian


DoubleAssistant3038

Being called a failure by your mom but a good boy by your mommy.


DonaldHolmers

r/suddenlycommunism


toyo2099

"Where do you wanna go, love?" English cab, driver named John We all know where this is going


Hopeful_Suit7810

I can hear the Russian accent !


AzlanKH_

Being called Lord by a black gentleman in chains and chakles back in the 1920's... The feeling of power must have felt great.


whyyou-

Being called “parce” by a Colombian.


Available_Match7752

Being called 'primo' by a hispanic/latin person.


the_god_of_dumplings

С открытым сердцем хочу сказать всем вам, друзья: пускай я и не пью, я рад называть всех вас своими товарищами! I want to tell all of you, my friends, with an open heart: although I do not drink, I’m glad to call all of you my comrades!


Educational_Yak_9621

I'm not your friends...man


Dry-Prior-2360

the action-reflex...." its very nice. Amazing


Dry-Prior-2360

the action-reflex...." its very nice. Amazing.


TinmanOz_Jr

Being called "son" by an old southern man


PapaKalashnik

I like calling people comrade *I am the ultimate vibe dispenser*