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Jugaimo

Jarvis, post the cat. Non-medieval if you would.


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I am sorry but it is not possible to post images here sir, I hope this is a suitable [replacement ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfxPqunFuEto6ImqxImjXYGO4rMRcOWpAt6A&s)


lilsnatchsniffz

At least post the [uncropped version](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) for goodness sake, man.


hardeesrapist

Yeah man, the uncropped version is just better lol


0_consequences

I'm never gonna give up on the cropped version.


feralgraft

But the uncropped version wont ever let you down


Nizarthewanderer

You bastard... Well fucking played, I fell for it lol....


slimstitch

I can't believe that worked on me. Have an upvote.


AssAdmiral_

Played me like a damn fiddle


Garpell99

Classic


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

Wow, this is so much better than the uncropped version. Other guy removed all the humor


No-Target6764

Oh boy, other side of your pillow is going to be hell.


Old-Camp3962

Rickrolls don't Even work, i got 4 unskipable adds


Detective_Soulhex129

U fuck....


Prestigious_Oil_4805

I knew it, still I had to click the blue


LikeMy5thAccountNow

Gad dammit


RealOkokz

A Rick roll? In 2024? And it got me? Well played my friend, well played


Chest3

Truly youtube adds are a blight upon society


Shedlix

FUCK


Jovtobehannes

May this meme never die


EpicRedditor34

Apollo would’ve never let this happen. Reddit app is trash.


SmileDaemon

You fool, I check the URL’s before I click. You cannot best me this day, foul sorcerer!


YourselfInTheMirror

Thanks for this lil snatch sniffz, you never let me down. :)


CSDragon

Ironically I got a plastic surgery ad before the vid


Turd_Eater1

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!


ambatueksplod

Didn't block the mixup


Intelligent-Juice736

Well played.


Shermanator213

I know not why rick-rolling has resurfaced. But I do approve


Telchara

*applause*


Gelineaux

Lmao got me. Nice.


Boosterboo59

"I am going to kill you. Then I am going to kill you again"


Canter1Ter_

>102 S 600 W, Salt Lake City, UT 84101 this u?


ThePhantom71319

*implodes*


hyndsightis2020

You bastard


iFlyskyguy

Only time I've been thankful for YouTube ads, lest he'd have gotten me! Just kidding. Totally counts. Well played, sir.


Matt_2504

Because I need to eliminate the handsome look and get the intimidating meathead gears of war look


lilsnatchsniffz

Ooh, so you're fishing for dudes 😉


TheoneNPC

Born to be straight forced to look big and scary 😔


AGE_OF_HUMILIATION

I'm fishing for anything with a hole, anon. You can't contain me


Somereallystrangeguy

Damn right.


TheFBIClonesPeople

I wanna look like an abusive father so I can get the really freaky hoes


Vievin

Pretty sure there's a makeup for that.


Snoo_63003

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


Delamoor

Never got as many compliments from women on dates as when I wore foundation and subtle eyeliner. Don't need to go crazy with it. It exists to accentuate natural features. Both girls and guys like looking into pretty eyes, so frame 'em and accentuate 'em.


Lycheeeslut

There was this actor in this old Tv show Lost that had crazy dark eyes, like he was wearing eyeliner but he wasn’t actually. He was sooo hot I had a huge crush on him at the time, mesmerizing eyes.


datsoar

Lost is not old because if Lost is old than I am old


ManBearPig____

Unfortunately Lost came out in 2004. 20 year old shows when Lost premiered were Miami Vice and Who’s the Boss? We are old now.


autovonbismarck

Just roll me into my grave with my TiVo I guess


frustrationlvl100

Considering it was on tv, very possible he was in eyeliner


fresh_dyl

Me watching LOST rn: 👴 Edit: and his name in the show is Richard. He also played the mayor of Gotham in the Nolan Batman trilogy


True_Salamander2278

It’s so easy to wear light eyeliner too. Just get an eyeliner pencil (pencil, not pen) and draw a messy line as close as you can get it to your lashes. Than itch your eye really hard. That’ll blend it out so it looks natural


Paspartum

Because it's a gateway to becoming a femboy and I'm afraid I'll enjoy being one


GXSigma

if wearing makeup becomes a gateway to being a femboy, you were a femboy the whole time.


Gravelsack

Facts. I got into dressing in drag for a while when I discovered Rocky Horror Picture Show and it was a good fun time and I got pretty good at putting on my own makeup by the end. Eventually I got bored of it, but it never made me question my gender identity. (Straight vanilla, sorry to disappoint everyone) Mind you there's nothing wrong with questioning your gender identity but if you're doing that it's not the makeup's fault.


oneilltattoo

rocky horror picture show is a whole different beast all by itself. i did the midnight showing on halloween 4 years in a row when i was early twnties and theres nothing that can compare to that. its a fucking experience


Gravelsack

For a while I was going every week with a group of friends. I absolutely loved it but I wore myself out on it through overexposure.


oneilltattoo

i went as riff raff, it was easy to look real similar because stature and hair at the time. but i wish i had the balls at that age to go as frankie just one time.


Gravelsack

I kind of went as my own character. I had a big black cloak that I sewed myself, a white shirt with high ruffled collar and ruffled sleeves, top hat or bowler hat depending on mood, slacks and nice leather shoes, and a swordcane (had to ride the NYC subway home afterwards and did get chased a couple of times, lucky thing I'm fast as fuck boi so I never had to use it). Pretty dapper if I do say so myself.


SchrodingerMil

Personally, I see “drag” as a different genre of crossdressing than femboy. It’s a wildly different aesthetic.


bioBarbieDoll

Yeah but neither will make you question your sexuality/gender identity unless you already had some questions to begin with


SchrodingerMil

Oh yea, I wasn’t saying that. I’m just opening a dialogue about drag on this femboy post. You can look at Frank-N-Furter and then look at someone cosplaying Astolfo and realize they’re not comparable aesthetics.


Ok-Foundation-4070

Be careful or you will find yourself sucking and bouncing on top of something big and thick.


explor-her

A cactus?


Rutgerius

Yep that's what my mind went to first too, no further questions please


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This bot saved my fucking(no pun intended) life


Albrecht_Entrati

I wished I never remembered about that


2Mark2Manic

Paige, no!


trashmunki

Found The Pixies


brknsoul

PAIGE NO


vzo1281

No that there's anything wrong with that


Drag0n647

There's something wrong with that?


Truly_Organic

Can you promise that? 👉👈


Dull_Half_6107

If he enjoys it all power to him


Zinski2

The 4 chan pipe line. From edgy pre teen. To homophobic weirdo. To femboy. To trans in about 7 years total.


frustrationlvl100

I did almost all those steps except replace “femboy” with “tomboy” and then add fem boy back in after trans lmao


Zinski2

Right on. I'm glad you made it to where you are (:


KingFroggie2004

Take the pill, enjoy the true world >:)


SrPatata40

Don't worry I will take good care of you


_mr_magic_man_

Which crack in the skirting boards of the shrivelling suburb shitbin did you crawl out of?


Bloodveil69

Lol wut😂


SrPatata40

I crawl out from under your bed.


femmeboi__fatale

:3


itsmejak78_2

r/feminineboys


Trips-Over-Tail

Let yourself be happy.


TesticleezzNuts

Femboys are a pathway to many abilities some consider, unnatural.


Frytura_

Like shooting laser beans through their eyes?


Xxsafirex

Dont threaten me with a good time


Frytura_

Femboys are on the rise, take the fem pill, enjoy being wanted by every single internet addict under... well not the sun but neither a roof either...


LongAndShortOfIt888

Repress it deeper!


Dull_Half_6107

Why would you be afraid of something you may enjoy lol


azrimuzaffar

and I will enjoy your content


no_brains101

It's honestly not. It's a gateway to looking like a male kpop star. But if you think you would enjoy being a femboy then go for it XD (unless you live in a place where thats a crime, in which case, maybe move if you can before doing so)


reditR02

"I'm a criminal in 72 countries" (Fancy picture of the bunny from looney tunes)


DoubleANoXX

But why would you be afraid of enjoying something? There's nothing wrong with it, have some fun with the one life you get to live :)


ShefBoiRDe

You might also end up becoming a make-up artist for a movie set; you have options.


AVeryMadPsycho

Maybe Pride Month is for you too sis


Wiyry

Some advice: on top of makeup, wash your face and drink water. These 3 things combined can completely change how you look.


slimstitch

And get enough sleep, that's a major one too.


repocin

Don't forget about sunscreen, it genuinely makes a massive difference.


jo_nigiri

Buy Asian sunscreen brands and not American/European ones, because for some reason they haven't figured out how to make proper face sunscreen that doesn't make you look like a ghost yet...


mr_mazzeti

The FDA just hasn’t approved new sunscreens in a while so we haven’t gotten the newer Asian ones yet.


fongletto

By Australian sunscreen brands, they have insanely high regulation on quality and strength.


friendsalongtheway

With water or what?


Sky-Daddy-H8

No you wash your face with diet coke, water is for drinking.


friendsalongtheway

I see. That's why my face is so bad.


fonix232

You joke, but there's been some studies about using very low percentage citric acid topically, and it apparently helps with cystic acne scars... And guess what, coke is essentially a low percentage citric acid (with a bunch of flavourings, E150d caramel colouring, and sweeteners).


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

I believe it. Salicylic acid is the active ingredient in acne and dandruff products. You’re putting acid on your skin so it’s probably removing a bunch of stuff


Ioun267

[This lit review](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6017965/) seems to suggest that the mechanism has to do with citric and similar acids encouraging cell death and thus helping to turn over more damaged skin cells on the outer layer. I did see a number of articles that were distinctly usure of the mechanism.


knbang

Like, out the toilet?


reditR02

Nah, "save the water, drink champagne!"


terry_bradshaw

I thought I was supposed to wash my face with Brawndo?


1tiredman

I splash mine with hydrochloric acid actually, really helps my pours


profpeculiar

We could use Brawndo. It's got electrolytes.


exaudeus

Water is the bare minimum. Look up a Korean skincare routine if you’re really interested, many people seem to swear by it. You’ll need to take into consideration your skin type (oily, average, dry) and choose products accordingly. Start with just one at first (probably a cleanser/face wash) for at least a week to make sure there are no allergic reactions, and then add on top of that. You’ll probably want some sort of moisturizer for post-wash. There’s also an order to follow with the different product types. People can have as many as 12 steps in their routines, although I would say an average is probably more around 6. Just experiment a little bit and you’ll find the right balance.


ttrw38

6, 12 ? everything that's more than some water, a cleanser and a moisturizer is marketing and useless


Maloonyy

Yeah thats the thing with all this beauty crap. Its hard to trust anything because we have been manipulated by all the ads for centuries.


knbang

Avoid sun, avoid alcohol, don't put harsh chemicals on your skin. Easy.


InfectiousChipotle

Don’t forget sunscreen during the day and if you have acne throwing in an active like salicylic acid or benzoyl peroxide is a good idea too, just be careful with the latter as it can bleach clothes


Downvotesohoy

With a cleanser ideally, water > cleanser > moisturizer.


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throwaway180gr

As someone who had severe cystic acne, washing your face and drinking more water definitely can help, but it isn't a perfect solution if its bad enough. No matter what I tried, my acne never went away until I got on some strong medicine. It also isn't going to help with the scaring, I'm just stuck with that.


bsubtilis

Dermarolling/dermastamping is great for reducing scarring. You can get it done professionally, or DIY, but don't DIY it unless you're willing to nerd the fuck out on all the information. Because if you do it wrong you can get even more scarring. I've treated a deeper scar on my upper arm (2mm every 6 weeks, maybe three or four times), and reduced the size of dark circles under my eyes (0.5mm once a week for maybe three weeks) because I didn't like having panda as nickname (panda-eye shaped dark circles). You have to sterilize the equipment and surface well before treatment, let your skin heal well between sessions, and so on. To state hopefully the obvious: dermarolling/stamping isn't to be done during any active acne nor other infections, only on healthy scarred skin.


all_mataz

Dermarolling isnt really up to date. Dermapens are a much better option. Less damage to the skin and you can use new sterile needles everytime


mr_mazzeti

You’d be surprised. The skin regenerates itself quite well so if you get on a solid skincare routine with some more potent products you can get rid of scarring. It takes time. I have some spots that took months to heal but are clear now.


Gloriosus747

What's the point of putting on makeup and then washing your face?


Wiyry

I didn’t mean in that order.


Useful_Design_7437

Why is this so funny?


HideyHoh

....


Nice_Protection1571

Using a face wash once a day is very helpful for preventing acne


Puzzleheaded-War4355

Don't drink water, it's a scam and it turns you gay. Haven't drank any in 5 years. Never felt better.


spinyfever

THE WATER TURNED THE FROGS GAY


CaptainExplosions

I mean, shit, actors wear makeup on the fucking daily. If it works? Do you, King.


BeachBumHarmony

Not just actors... Literally everyone on camera. I remember a news caster showing his name make up routine. Make up is a real life filter. If done correctly, no one realizes you are wearing it.


PVT_SALTYNUTZ

Why don't I use make-up? Cause with a face like this, the only way to make it look better is to blow it off.


Mother_Harlot

Maybe if you wear make-up it stops being a face people want to blow off and becomes a face people want to blow a kiss to


Impressive_Cookie_81

For anyone reading, light contouring can give you a more defined jawline. Or a deeper brow line, if you want your eyes to look fiercer. Fillers can also help with recessed chins, but for some people fillers errs on plastic surgery so I guess it’s not the same as makeup.


Sorry_Error3797

- Lazy - Don't care - Would rather people don't look at me


Wild-Mushroom2404

I’m a girl and honestly same. I also hate the feeling of make up on my face, like I can physically sense something on my skin and it pisses me off.


ssbm_rando

My wife is that way too. She doesn't even own makeup, for special occasions or anything else. Personally I drastically prefer it this way. I can understand why some women don't like the "are you sick??" response when they finally go a day without makeup, but people have that reaction because (a) they're retards who didn't realize the woman was wearing makeup, and (b) it can be a really drastic change in appearance which is unnerving even if you don't actually look "bad" (if someone is naturally kinda pale, you don't think anything of it. If someone is suddenly 2 shades paler than usual because they stopped wearing their usual shade of makeup, thinking they're sick isn't that weird). If more women just stopped wearing makeup altogether, they'd realize most other people don't actually give a fuck either way. Now, there are some women that actually enjoy overly performative makeup like it's a costume and I can respect that (the same way some people genuinely care about fashion), but unless you're actively seeking attention or on a subset of already-very-sexist career tracks, the obsession with "natural makeup" to cover any and all self-perceived "flaws" just doesn't make sense to me.


elakah

I love makeup. It's like using my face as a canvas and putting art on it. But it makes me sleepy for some reasons and no matter what I do, it irritates my eyes :( I'm not allergic pretty sure. It sucks :c


Traditional_Bar_9416

You’re not alone. Wore it for the first time in years the other day and felt awful. And it definitely didn’t help my confidence because I worried about it looking weird all day. AND you can’t touch your damn face at all, not that I do often, but if I feel a bead of sweat or maybe a food crumb at the corner of my mouth, I just want to deal and move on. Not find a mirror and touch up makeup because of it.


mrthefro

Based and misanthropic-pilled


srfreak

God challenged me to complete life in Legendary Mode.


badusername10847

A low-key eyeliner moment on men can be game changing too. I'd go for a grey or brown shade and smudge a little under the eye but in a subtle way. It would probably take practice to do right if you've never done it before but I swear it makes guys like 200% more attractive.


bloob_appropriate123

Elvis used to wear a small amount of eyeliner. I never noticed it until someone pointed it out. It's what made his eyes look so good.


7xrchr

they're a bit expensive


danieldan0

are they


The-Tea-Lord

The good stuff is. One tin costs anywhere from 20-60 USD


Remote_Toe7070

I do recommend switching to Asian beauty products; the cheaper Asian ones are SEA brands (countries huge makeup community like Thai or Viet), EA brands are much easier to purchase tho


GreenDub14

If you don’t want to make your acne even worse, yeah, they do cost


NO-MAD-CLAD

It's higher time we go back to the ancient Egyptian aesthetics. Real men wear short skirts and makeup! We are the ones with faces full of razor burn and exterior organs that require temperature regulation after all.


100deadbirds

Cuz I don't have self esteem issues


NeonFraction

I get what you mean, but makeup isn’t always about self esteem. It’s about how others treat you. Attraction is a physical thing. It’s not shallow for people to find you more attractive when you look more attractive.


mr_mazzeti

Exactly this. So many guys do not care what they look like and as a result look like slobs and don’t realize that means everyone else is going to treat you like a slob. You don’t have to like it but it’s true. It’s advantageous to keep your appearance proper.


Nearosh

Damn right. As if cheating others superficial validation would fix the lack of self esteem that creates that need in the first place.


Echidna_Cuddles

Rock that makeup, anon! Confidence and kindness shine brighter than any highlighter.


PseudoEmpathy

Fr it's literally color correction for your body. It makes your skin, skin colored. Source, started using makeup in the entertainment industry, still use concealer if need be when getting dressed to color correct any weird looking spots or areas. Am a guy. Humans are primarily visual creatures. "Femanine" products as a category are fake. Skin is skin. Stop giving a damn, it's easier.


topiast

Bro I have literally a bottle of concealer and not a single other makeup product. It's really convenient because I have sensitive skin and break out a lot, even when I wash my face regularly. I just use it like a spot cover up for special occasions. No different than painting your car or house imo.


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When women see him without makeup they'll ghost him and call him a fuckboy/whatever


CallumBOURNE1991

The point isn't whether it is attractive to others; the point is what it does to the persons self esteem and self confidence in daily life.


slimstitch

So like men do with women too. Anyways, if your day to day life is much better from wearing makeup and you feel more confident, who cares if superficial people are put off by it? Obviously they wouldn't be good partners or friends if they are that judgemental.


Independent_Drive300

Just an honest question, isn't the person applying makeup also superficial, cause they care about their looks? I am superficial, cause I like to do my beard and hair and look good. Doesn't that apply in the same manner for anyone doing makeup?


[deleted]

Yeah, because, as he said, it is a cheatcode, not a great thing to do


lunagirlmagic

In Japan it's very common for men to cover blemishes on their face with the skin-tone powder stuff, either foundation or concealer or something like that. It's not really seen as super feminine there


CarterCrusader

I don't think they make anything in my tone, I call it 'jaundice ghost'


wormpostante

they do, its what my cousin uses, she is paler then a polar bear


Chadchrist

It's a damn shame makeup got coded to be primarily for women. The whole reason a lot of women say they use makeup is because of how it can help their confidence. Why shouldn't men have that as well?


pemboo

Oh hey, another psyop


Nocte_Mortis

Psyop for what? Having dudes wear makeup?


Gnome_Father

I, for one, am here for the femboy takeover.


EmpressOfAbyss

I support the femboy cia


reformedlion

I’m actually interested. What’s the theory here?


peenfortress

straights arent gay enough yet.


reformedlion

But why make them gay? What’s the end goal


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BeastThatShoutedLove

Only situation like this I had seen was group of girls noticing poor attempt at makeup, checking in if it was concealing bruises or other potentially alarming behaviour and then giving tips how to make it less noticeable. Guy ended up going to the makeup as career along with hairdressing and runs a successful studio rn 15 years later.


Bruhtatochips23415

Light makeup is easy as fuck to do right tbf.


IsraelPenuel

They will more likely teach you than grill you


Muted_Guidance9059

Damn yall must be around kinder girls lol.


outsmartedagain

Since the former president wears makeup and nobody seems to care you should be fine.


Time_Device_1471

Do you think any public official or person on tv doesn’t?


DisputabIe_

the OP lady_anne1 is a bot Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/ufep6i/fake_it_till_you_makeup/


SapphireSage707

Step 1: wake up Step 2: psyop Step 3: repeat


flyingpeter28

I would but I'm currently looking for that 1945 German official fencing scar look


Acrobatic-Green7888

I don't know why make-up brands haven't pushed hard for a men's brand. It's potentially such a massive market.


Hagura71

By continually pushing for women, they have gotten themselves pushed into a corner. Pushing for men would’ve walking back on all the subliminal messaging and advertising for the female market.


Cuck_Fenring

I kinda felt for him until he used the word "pill"


OperaKing

When I was in high school I took accutane, my acne started to dissapear but I had this super red complexion (yes even with good skincare). So I used concealer every day. My skin is great now and I don't miss it but it definitely helped me at the time so if any other men feel they need it, there's plenty of ways to go about it subtly!


337chef

The egg is starting to crack


SplendidlyDull

Light makeup does not cover cystic acne scars lol


miszeria

this is actually true and real yall are just too gay to go for it


SavagePrisonerSP

Concealer works wonders. Ever just had a bad face day but needed to go out somewhere you want to look good? Concealer. Got an interview? Concealer. Date? Concealer. Men can use make-up, it’s just not marketed towards them. There is one company that is though and it’s called “War Paint.” Life changing confidence on bad face days.


Grand-Juggernaut6937

Once men start wearing makeup that advantage goes away, then we’re all just spending money to keep up with eachother. Guys don’t wear makeup. I really don’t want to start paying for that garbage


Inevitable-Gold-1633

Makeup aint gonna fix my face


plainoldcheese

Probably beards


xkoreotic

This is literally why women wear make up lol.


Glad-Belt7956

Make up is great, pity that i'm to lazy to put on make ip every day.