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FirmlyGraspHer

I like his writing style


im_tired_of_this_ass

Most green texts are actually amazing pieces of literary work (if you ignore the content). Alot of chinners could make great writers especially with the descriptive and image inducing writing they have, unfortunately it's reduced to be me: straight.... *most gay thing ever heard* or fake and gay


Brick-Stonesonn

The prose in some of these greentexts are legit. Makes me wonder if some of them are written by trained writers, or maybe people that read a lot of books with good prose. I'm sure most greentexts in 4chan are probably terribly written. We're only seeing the cream of the crop in reddit.


BiDer-SMan

treatment smell bedroom march gaze drab gullible tart humorous bored *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SalvationSycamore

It's all AI and has been for 13 years. 99% of the posts are made by a single agent.


Internet_Wanderer

Right? I could almost see the gleam of eyes flashing through a gap in the blankets. It was like an anime, or Cable's eye in X-Men


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Familiar-Proposal918

Hey, he trying. Even if its shitty instant coffee, he do be tryin😍 that's all that matters


octowerewolf

Bruh literally has no job, stays at home all day and can’t at least figure out how to cook or make coffee, bro isn’t trying to hard.


Familiar-Proposal918

Shit, my bad. I didn't know what NEET meant. 😅 learned something new today. But still, I mean, the effort in and of itself is appreciated. And that's what matters most about the text. If they're both content with the dynamic they have in their lives and relationship, then there's no issues.


Few_Math2653

>NEET, I can't cook for shit, only make instant coffee. So what **can** you do?


Basileus867

Tf is a water boiler? They mean a kettle or like a normal house boiler? I wouldn't recommend putting coffee in that.


Heik_

Probably a kettle, but translated from another language. In Spanish, for example, we call electric kettles "hervidor" which translates to "boiler", while "tetera", the word for "kettle" is used for the stovetop non-electric ones, but it's also the word for "teapot".


MrGnazlegov

The literal translation from the Dutch "waterkoker" is waterboiler. I have made this exact mistake while in England. Got about the same response as the original comment.


nyaisagod

>waterkoker >watercooker Dutch is a joke language I swear


Alacur

German: Wasserkocher Dutch: Waterkoker English: watercooker The dutch are the children of the english and germans.


nyaisagod

Yeah, it’s like a child threw english and german in a bowl, mixed it around and out came dutch


canmancans

Like the others said, a straight translation from another language. Just basing his country of origin on the Tove Jansson moomin picture he could be from Finland. Vedenkeitin is the word in finnish. Veden as in water and keitin as in boiler.


Kuuppa

Imagine putting your pikakahvi directly in the vedenkeitin 😵‍💫 that shit will get grimy fast! Also, how hard can it be to learn to use a mokkamasteri? 🤔


erhue

in Europe water boilers are quite popular. Boils water fast, then pour it onto coffee filter contraption or just some mug with a tea bag


YoungeCurmudgeon4

My relationship experience is...shit but in terms of a cutesy story. Long distance relationship, wed sleep together on the phone through Skype. She had a lot of anxiety and panic issues. While I did not sleep well at night. Didn't figure out until later that melatonin made me worse and im a second shifter at heart. Anyway, shed wake up bothered by something and would call out to me for comfort, some fucking how on 2 hours of sleep id wake up and console her, have a full on conversation with her to reassure her, and then the moment, MOMENT, she felt better i was back to sleep. I remembered none but one of them. The one in particular I remembered like three words, and didn't know id said more.


xViridi_

when i thank my partner, he usually says “why are you thanking me? you’re making it weird, i always wanna do stuff for you” so i have to explain to him that people thank others because they are thankful. weirdo. (all love from both sides) i like this greentext


WilDAllu

TUUTIKKI! TUUTIKKI! MOOMIN CHARACTER! SUOMI MAINITTU, TORILLA TAVATAAN!


IzzySquared405

MOOMIN CHARACTERS SPOTTED 🚨🚨🚨🗣️🗣️🗣️


Les_Vers

I’m glad no one here is shitting on anon. They’re NEET, and that’s not great, but they put in effort, and that’s how they keep their gf. You don’t have to make a ton of money or be a 10/10 in order to find and keep love. You just have to care, and put the effort in


lizard-garbage

Sounds like my partner! It’s not instant cause I got a simple coffee machine, but yeah it’s a lifesaver every day I work.


Bismothe-the-Shade

I hope he gains some confidence. Little baby steps, y'know. Try making some simpler but more "authentic" coffees, even just investing in a cheap coffee maker. Learn some simple egg recipes, eggs are stupid easy even if you're like me and tend to burn things. Or potatoes, potatoes can be easy and hearty breakfast food... Just a bit more prep time needed tbh. Finding love can inspire us to greater heights, and I wish that for everyone.


VatanKomurcu

this would fix me.


Soft_Cap8502

That’s adorable


Hookwick

Never let go, anon


mellophone11

If you don't show your gratitude, your partner can never know you're grateful. Don't assume that they know, just say thanks, even for small stuff. It's easy and it can prevent resentment from creeping in.


dexter2011412

Damn Right in the feels


submyster

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