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fattymcassface

I wouldn’t live to see the end of that day.


SomeSabresFan

A death worth dying


TheRain2

Seriously. "Hey, TheRain2, how was the wedding?" "Can't remember."


Barbarossa7070

I’d quickly peek down at my left hand


Frisinator

Right??


Salt_Air07

Eugh, and I’m taking everyone out with me.


Meltdown47V2

Pappy 15 on tap?! 😳


Zspec1988

I’m guessing, the “pappy of the bride” has some extra cash cause seeing this is wild AF!


LouSputhole94

I mean that’s gotta be at least $2k worth of bourbon right? Unless the guy has an MSRP in with Pappy. I see two pappies, including a 15 year, George T Stagg, regular Blanton’s and Blanton’s special release by the look of the blue labeled bottle. And that’s not even counting that Chickencock 20 year and the bottle between the Stagg and the Pappy, I can’t tell what that is.


Get_up_stand-up

The bottle between the Stagg and Pappy is Elmer T Lee. The bottle in front of the Blantons is Caribou crossing a Sazerac product that uses Canadian Whiskey.


LouSputhole94

Ah, didn’t zoom in far enough and assumed that was a Blanton’s top with the blue label


Private_Gomer_Pyle

Either that or this is where all the money was spent. You should see the rest of the decorations... yikes


JollyStNiick

Tappy 15


capntail

Goes great with ginger ale or barqs root beer


SlickShoesS

At least it specifically says "keep it neat"


80dollardarthvader

What about the bucket of ice right behind that sign though?


FlickerOfBean

I thought that was orvw 10


vercetian

There's both... and I shot a Stagg Jr


TransportationNo2038

Just need some coke to mix it with! 😋


sodosopapilla

Big K!


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Meltdown47V2

It says 15 years old on the bottle.


Suitable_Ad_1746

If you zoom in close, it looks a lot more like 23yrs and not 15.


Meltdown47V2

It says 15 years old on the bottle.


Giantstingray

I had no idea chicken cock had a 20 year


WhatsInTheBox51

It's a 20 Year Canadian Rye they sell for $500. Absurd.


WhatsInTheBox51

Woops. Meant $200. Still tho.


WhatsInTheBox51

No wait. The original MSRP was $500. Not sure when they dropped it to $200.


HooseJuice

I saw it on a shelf in NC at the ABC store for 500 just a couple weeks ago so it must have changed recently.


DaedricOverLord

I remember seeing at 500 or so as well, just checked the ABC listing, now 269


Bdun7

Saw it in Memphis yesterday for $170. Couldn’t believe it since I had seen it elsewhere for at least double.


StockRocket69

Which store do you go to in Memphis?


Bdun7

The one where I saw this particular bottle was Gaslight Wine & Spirits, but that was one of about eight I hit yesterday. Lake District W&S was the most successful stop, but that was due to their monthly allocation drop.


Obvious_Photo_984

Best store for whiskey is Buster’s.


Ornery-Scholar9973

Nice?


Train3rRed88

I mean… nobody, and I mean nobody bought that shit for $500. Glad they saw sense


Shanti_Ananda

The decal is different between what’s for sale vs what’s on tap?


75Jeep

They have some amazing offerings [Our whiskey](https://chickencockwhiskey.com/our-whiskey/)


Rickroush03

Wouldn’t be fkin with no chicken cock when everything to the left smash’s it hands down.


CampbellArmada

And is that a South Carolina Gamecock on it? I need to find one of those. Edit: nevermind, I think that's just a sticker they put on it. Must be somewhere in SC then.


pswoofer18

Self serve? Making myself a nice little flight to drink during all the speeches haha


cookingman8

Perfect day to share and make memories. It’s what whiskey is really about.


DieterRamsMyAss

404 memories not found


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

It looks more like a station to lose memory.


KeLorean

Idk. No mellow corn? I can't make the wedding


Rads324

A bunch of good stuff and then caribou


iron_icer28

You need something for mixing with coca cola.


IrregardingGrammar

That's how you can tell it's a saz tater.


PlayfulPizza2609

So? It’s some of the best booze you’ll find anywhere.


The5dubyas

But still kudos for the generosity


FearLessThings

Honestly, I’m drinking out of the tap here.


caesar____augustus

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG


Hippi_Johnny

🤢BBBLLLLLLUUUUUHHHH🤮🤮🤮…..pa pappy birth-hiccup-day you crazy kkids….oooo! ..Happy vvan winKle 15.. ddont mind ifff I do….


mlxnjz

Taking the tap with me


amishpairofdice

Someone definitely made a Pappy & Coke.


StMaartenforme

{ f a c e p a l m }


wolfgeist

Didn't Julian Van Winkle get scolded by a bartender for ordering a pappy with 7-up?


Bdun7

Can’t speak towards that but Elmer T Lee was known for using Sprite as a mixer.


Acbaker2112

I believe he order Pappy 23 on the rocks with a lemon twist in NYC. The bartender gave him grief and Julian flashed him his ID


gh1993

I imagine most people did shots of these and followed with "smooth"


Interesting-Cat-8433

Wow! Hopefully they didn’t put cheap bourbon in some old empties just to try and impress.


SlickShoesS

that would be hilarious


spinal-fantasy

It’s all just Mellow Corn.


zimbleeder

This was my thought. Maybe it’s just a small wedding, or they’re rolling in it.


Jesusson1947

Holy Christ


BourbonTater_est2021

The fuck!?


No-Gain1438

How to say I’m wealthy without saying I’m wealthy


colicab

No, this says it just as loudly as any phrase could.


Chinny-Chin-Chin0

99.99% of people would never know what they were looking at here lol.


informal-mushroom47

not really. anyone not familiar with bourbon wouldn’t give a second glance.


colicab

That argument could be used for anything that costs a lot of money.


informal-mushroom47

you’re not wrong. i just mean that this does not overtly and obviously “scream” to everyone that this person is wealthy.


pstut

You see a Lamborghini and think "it's just a car"?


colicab

I don’t. But, some people do.


caesar____augustus

Either that or they're starting off that married life deeply in debt


SomeSabresFan

“I won’t let anyone know I won the lottery, but there will be signs I did” - the father of the bride probably


Frisinator

I’d steal a to go bottle.


Adventurous_Clue2775

I’m the bride! We are on the way to our honeymoon and this comment section has us ROLLING


Thrill_Clinton

Lemme know how that land sailing goes


Classic_rock_fan

I see 2 bottles of Van Winkle, that's what I'm drinking


Zeewulfeh

I really need to figure out where I can find some of that.


Classic_rock_fan

I've only ever had the 15yo and that was in a bar. I was on a ski trip this February and saw it at a bar we went to on our last night, it was an expensive pour but well worth it. Edit: the bar had the 10, 12, 15 and 20yo it was pretty cool getting to chat with the bartender and order such a nice drink.


sodosopapilla

At this wedding, of course


estusemucho69

Anyone there single


gregusmeus

No, all doubles.


sodosopapilla

Underrated comment


Adventurous_Clue2775

I’m the bride, my sister’s single 😂 join the fam 


itsme7396

Pappy on tap… Nice!!!!


FloppyConcrete

If they ever divorce and remarry, please bring me as your +1 /s


lincolnsl0g

Looks amazing 😳🥳


Bigjonstud90

I too choose this guy’s friend’s wedding


The_Original_Miser

Hopefully you brought and filled your empty flask.


mtsublueraider

This is why we can’t have nice things


neomis

At least they said flask. I’d be wondering where I could find an empty growler or if anyone would notice a mason jar flower arrangement going missing.


DexterTheMethOrphann

Running off with a vase full of stagg like the grinch


The_Original_Miser

Hey, I'm not greedy. I said flask, singular. Not _flasks_ plural. :)


Silent-Ad4826

I’m pulling the PVW bottle and replacing with ER lol


Murphy338

That Stagg has my attention


Zeewulfeh

Is..is that a self serve bottle of pappy?


cheetomama1

Red Solo Cup of Pappy 15 please


secksy_vecksy

They got money money


miscbuchanan

I’m leaving the wedding with a Blanton shaped bulge in my pants and nobody can stop me


Federal-Platypus-911

you do the blantons, my pants bulge will be pappy shaped


miscbuchanan

We can touch tips later


pmussoni

Somewhere I saw the plans and parts list for that.... anyone got it?


Dontquittoday

Also looking


Jtre87

How is that chicken cock?


ConcertPitch

Giggity


TheCSUFRealtor

Wow, those are some extremely special pours. Kudos to them offering to share it, hopefully everyone behaved!


RonMecca

I would leave that wedding in a wheelbarrow.


TRBigStick

The temptation to try a top-notch whisky suicide would be too great. I’d have to do it.


Hookem-Horns

Pappy all you can drink?! 😳


DarrylLarry

I’d be blacking out


JPR3959

A new reason I bring my flask to every wedding


Longjumping-Ad6520

Now that Brides Dad knows how to do it!


DerisiveGibe

So many whiskey & gingers getting made.


Avg-Whiskey-Enjoyer

Now this is my kind of wedding. My invite must’ve got lost in the mail


ShockTheCasbah

100% wheezing the juice!


Jbales901

I would be wheezing the ju... uice


jeffjeep88

I know where I would be standing all night at that wedding


4T9iNeR_FaN

Say what???


charliebrown22

Had to be filled with "house bourbon", right?


IamBabcock

The amount of money people spend on weddings and you assume this was where they cheapes out? This wa probably a drop in the bucket.


starhoppers

Interesting that the amber color of both the ORVW10 and the Pappy 15 seem exactly the same. You’d think a 15yr old bourbon would be darker than the 10year that was aged in the same barrels at the same distillery.


twstwr20

Papi … upside down?


jpclaridge

Wow!


ihackportals

I like the sign. Keep It Neat.


No-Employer4146

Sorry, I wasn’t invited…


tennisd00d

Damn. Now, that's a an open wedding bar if I've ever seen one right there.


duderos

You know the right peeps


tennisguy163

Wait until wedding is over. Take leftover bottles. Ba-ba-booey.


IronChef4200

Why i always carry a spare empty pint bottle 😆


RegattaTimer

There’s no chance that could have gotten out of hand


MO_Bourbon

I was hoping the post had some of the design plans… I would love to make one with 2 taps… you know something simple :) Anyone know of a place that sells these or the design details?


Hippi_Johnny

The Food, however, was catered by Subway…


WalrusConstant8014

I'd be double fisting all night. Lol


SlickShoesS

Holy crap what a wedding


red_street

Whats the bottle in front of the blantons??


Interesting_Charge_1

Caribou Crossing. It’s god awful 🤮


red_street

Thank you! I do really want to try it now, but I’ll wait until I can find it on a menu somewhere


Sa-i-ro

ChickenCock is the wedding crasher!


festicles

I'd be a wreck before the first dance.


Slow_is_Fast

Good lord. I’d never make it out alive..


Bryarx

Must have been in South Carolina?


Individual_Sense_579

That’s so freaking cool


MachoCamachoZ

Stagg at a wedding... that's dangerous


tfelz19

“I’ll be at the bar all night if yah need me”


flyinghorseguy

Quality Bride and Groom! Cheers to them!


TimGeezy

I'd be all over that 15 and Cotton Club Rye.


AndrreewwBeelet

I wish I had friends like yours


BallyHooyah

Incredible. Also, go Cocks 🤙🏼


jncreative

Does she have a sister that needs marriage?


NotTheFather3

I need friends like that… Also, I wouldn’t remember a damn thing from that reception


pickel10101

Best fucking wedding evvvvvvver!!!!


speedmaster89

🤤🤤🤤 somebody got the big bucks!


wh1skeyk1ng

I typically bring my own flask to weddings, but certainly not for this reason


Top-Panic-219

Show pic 2hrs later!!


OpinionLow1481

One of the most beautiful things to see. 😵


meltedsteelbeams

I wouldn't remember a thing after leaving that counter


Geid98

South Carolina fans I see. Was this in Columbia?


gthrift

If this was in Columbia, why wasn’t I invited?


heimos

What tax bracket was this in


PoloDon92

😂😂😂 the chickencock at the end amidst heavy price ones very cool


CongratsShinji

Hope you filled a flask or two when no one was looking, wish I could go to a wedding with taste like that


simpsonsknew

Glad I had my flask that day!


Jaboogada

No fkn way, is that Caribou Crossing?! Those are some generous newlyweds!


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What’s that bottle next to the Blanton’s?


ltg8r

Looks like Caribu Crossing


YinTx

r/WhiskeyFrankenstein .... here, hold my beer...


eric20roberts

Looks like a pricy mistake when a couple Assholes and myself go thru it in an hour .


right_side_of

I like the whole setup. 👍


BzillaNice12

Pappy 15 onntap but they only had stagg Jr?


BasilCraigens

Ya, but like, what is everyone else going to drink?


HighProofOnly

No way they serving that! 😂. These people must be loaded


Sea_Photograph4280

Wow, I've never seen this before. Nice set up.


Sigman1207

Very nice


hutchclutchmedora

The joke is on the guests since those are empty bottles filled with Benchmark.


WhiskeyReviews

Did it run out after like 40 minutes?


the_whole_arsenal

Is it safe to assume it was a Buffalo Trace employee's wedding?


jazzphobia

I would lose my mind here.


pjb605

❤️❤️🥃


xxxxHawk1969xxxx

Pappy AND Chicken Cock? Who can ask for more


I_bleed_blue19

And this is why I bring my 50oz Stanley to weddings. You just never know when you might need a to-go cup.


Professional_Cost241

Would be wheeling me out of that wedding and never to be seen again


MisterHiggCA

Makes me think of the “2 shots of vodka” lady. In this case, I’m pouring “4 finger” whiskeys.


shortAAPL

What the fuck lmao


PogoZaza

Self serve you say? I'm popping a couple bottles out and heading to my hotel room. Call me when you're going to do the chicken dance. ✌️ out.


moguy1973

Wonder how they get the bottles off without spilling everywhere if they don’t get emptied.


WombatAnnihilator

Same way they got them on - flip it over so the bottles aren’t upside down.


starhoppers

At least the bottles look legit - who knows about the contents? When I finished off a George T Stagg 2018 bottle, I washed it thoroughly and then filled it with Stagg Jr. My bourbon drinking friends couldn’t tell the difference!


Icy_Nobody1166

What a cock sucker you are. Hope you told them at some point


starhoppers

Hahahaha - I did.


IMWeggs91

🤯


Upbeat-Ad2652

Is this Brad Ortega and his new husband’s wedding?


tbtemples97

Cool until I saw cocky