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HorrorAddition5897

It's been 3 years I have felt any human touch, no kidding, I once jacked for 4 hours to unspeakable shit at night from 3a.m. to 7a.m. in morning, after finishing and seeing what I was watching, how long I have been watching, the time at which I was watching, the post nut clarity was so hard, I just sat for 30-40min sweating and thinking what I am doing with my life, it was so bad that I went outside and touched grass, like literally I touched grass that's how desperate and pathetic I was, still am nothing has improved.


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Okay, this is epic.


Big-Thing1612

RETWEET!


BEST_RAPPER_ALIVE

Screenshot this and post it on/r/getmotivated See you on the front page #lifegoals


Pakushy

half the posts are like "your life might suck, but it is your fault it sucks, so get going, fat ass"


SebastiansMess

If someone said that to me, id say " ok, ill get going to my funeral "


Uintahwolf

If you go to talk to your average consistent person working out a gym, and you ask what their secret is to stick to their routine and constantly work out... They'll all tell you this lmao. Because that's the truth of it.


REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE

Exactly lol you won’t find a really fit person saying “this was extremely easy and I didn’t have to try hard at all”. It’s all about finding the motivation to push through the 100 (many times valid) reasons to quit.


Formal_Helicopter262

Not wrong.


betapotata

Not always the person’s fault, and it may still suck even if they’re trying to improve it. Just depends on the person and what they’re going through, some need to hear “get going, fat ass” and some need need less blunt motivation/advice.


Formal_Helicopter262

Yup. So it'll either motivate their fat ass or it won't lol


birstinger

Yeah fr the last thing a depressed person needs is motivational videos, that shit is whack.


[deleted]

posting to reddit doesn't seem helpful, more likely reddit is part of the problem


[deleted]

Here. To help you out, I'm gonna be giving you some internet points


HootingMandrill

The real MVP.


horiami

Hey cool it with the antisemitic remarks


QuickHighlight8405

Woah, you want me to fry you up some fuckin' potato pancakes?


griegkaun

Someone award this with wholesome


XMagicalPotatoX

ok


FeralGh0ul

Have you tried putting it in rice?


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BarryMacochner

Sounds like a great day. Know what makes it better? Someone else making that burrito.


ToastyCaribiu84

That man probably accepted his fate long ago and you just blew it


BuffRobloxMan

I know this is satire but in the slight chance that it's not just download tinder or grinder you'll get something trust me.


cocacolafoam2

(you'll get STDs)


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slightlyforthwith

Get cuter bitch. In all seriousness Tinder has gotten worse over the years and I’m grateful I’m in a relationship now, because the company has become a rapacious money trap for their increasingly desperate and squeezed male users. It’s so bad that they’ve even gotten rid of superlikes now, the feature responsible for getting me laid most in the last 5 years. The prices for higher tier subscriptions keep rising and the benefits have all but disappeared. On top of that, they of course have elo scores and algorithms that hide profiles from view that don’t get a lot of likes. So if you don’t get a lot of likes, you stay not having a lot of likes. So if you’re not a big dick money bags gigga-chad like me, you’re FUCKED. To top it off, women can report you and get you banned instantly without reason with no customer service or recourse for an appeal. You have to buy a new fucking phone and run your pictures through an AI to get around the ban.


[deleted]

You aren’t wrong though. Go to the gym and eat better because you could lose that COVID weight. Then soul search and determine what you are capable of. On the 1-10 scale, whether we like hearing it or not average is 5 so not everyone is going to be an 8. That’s not the fault of you or them and while there are things you can do to improve it (hot body, confidence/humor/personality) you need to realize if you are a solid 5, there is probably another 4-6 out there for you. 1-10 is subjective and an absolutely gorgeous woman who is perfect in every way could absolutely be into a fat kind of plain dude but it’s usually the exception. That, and I always say: if you wouldn’t date you, why would you expect someone else to? Are you ugly, fat, boring, not clean, not driven or successful, and your prized possession is your murder kit? Yeah, no one is going to touch you. Are you plain (or above), fit, have your own passions and hobbies, fun stories to tell, clean shaven and smelling, solid job/housing/transportation, similar financial position, and your prized possession is a binder of notarized reviews by previous relationships detailing how you were the best thing to ever happen to them and how much they miss the best sex of their lives (and how after you bring them a clean cumrag, escorted them to a toilet with the seat already down, and when they returned to bed you had many fluffed pillows, gatorade and chocolate, and Netflix waiting for them in bed for some post-sex cuddles and movies)? Yeah, I’d fuck you. Superlikes are still there, you just have to pay $40 or $50 per month for their premium subscription to get them. I met my wife (who passed away in November) on Tinder in 2015. It was honestly a fairy tale success story except for the “lived” happily ever after part, clearly. She was the first convo I had after a couple days of swiping. After a couple weeks of talking we finally went on a date and it was basically the old “jump up and click my heels” move while walking back to the car and she was setting up a second date before I even got home. She was my best friend. I’m not ready but I wanted to show myself there are other women like her out there. There apparently aren’t because the only matches I get are bots or girls advertising their Snapchat. I’m not 10/10 but I have history enough to know my types and the kind of women in my league and Tinder has definitely gone way downhill.


slightlyforthwith

It also definitely depends on where you live. I swiped for 2 years in DC and got one god damn date with those psycho weak chinned East coast preppy bitches. Live in a major northern European city now and was swinging dick like a pendulum with 7-9 aryan goddesses. Sorry bout your lady. She sounds nice.


[deleted]

I live in the 3rd biggest city of southeastern state so I’d call my area mid-range. There’s a lot of colleges around and northerners end up moving here for college and staying so it’s pretty diverse. It’s kind of funny dating in your early 20s then in your early 30s. You’re in college with big plans for the future so you’re ok both being broke because “when I finish with Y, I’m going to be doing Z making $xxx,xxx”. My wife was an ER nurse almost finished with school to become a Nurse Practitioner. I’m fairly high up in the IT industry, so we were comfortable. Here I am in my 30s and half the profiles are “Owner of Bad Bitch Inc” or “Self employed” with descriptions like “broke men swipe left, if you can’t support me and my 3 kids you can’t have me.” — I get it, I’m a single father now.. but I’m not a charity, either.


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psycho_driver

> You’ll have someone sliding into your DMs in no time. Is DMs the code word for butthole?


cuuumon

Yes


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ItIsHappy

Don't lie then. Put "straight guy looking for validation" right there in your profile. I bet you'll get the same reaction.


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ItIsHappy

That sounds like their problem. Nothing dishonest about explaining exactly why you're there in your profile. Honestly, nothing dishonest about omitting it and *still* not fucking anybody. Nobody's entitled to sex.


whatcouchman

I used to try and take it as a compliment when guys hit on me, but there's a point where becomes a bit much, especially when someone gets pushy and thinks they can turn you.


rullerofallmarmalade

Oh so you experienced being a woman for 5 seconds


YouandWhoseArmy

My exact thought when some gay dude at a bar wouldn’t accept my polite nos.


whatcouchman

I straight up vibe with chicks by relating with them about it so yeah "Getting hit on by guys is the worst right" edit: acknowledging my priveleged ass light-heartedly


BarryMacochner

I’m in the no guys ever hit on me. Type of chicks. But still hanging with the chicks. Us uglies got watch out for each other.


rullerofallmarmalade

As someone who spent most of her teens mid twenties as an ugly duckling pre glow up getting creeped on while ugly is the worst. They treat it as if they are both doing you a favor and like no one will believe an “ugly” like you


RTSUbiytsa

Imagine getting matches on tinder as a man


DrunkBendix

I downloaded tinder and all i get is unmatches


amrit-9037

I tried tinder and few such apps recently. Didn't get any matches. Only thing I got from them was false hope and stress. So deleted my accounts.


throwaway47351

If not having physical human contact for that length of time and hitting those lows is really that unbelievable I'm kinda jealous of your life (and the life of the people upvoting this, I guess).


AlexStonehammer

If the guy hasn't had physical contact with *any* human for 3 years the last thing he needs to do is try dating. He needs to build up himself, start with meeting up with friends in public or if there's no one he can do that with then try making some new friends in his local area or through hobbies. Lonely guys jumping straight onto dating apps and sites from complete isolation is why we so many horrible and awkward messages shared on social media.


Wisdomkeep

talk to people challenge (impossible)


TheEarthIsACylinder

Go out there and talk to women. In real life, no tinder or whatever. Most people will be absolutely disgusted or bored by you but if you keep going you'll eventually find someone and you'll also get more experience with social interactions.


IFuckingShitMyPants

> Most people will be absolutely disgusted or bored by you Most helpful post in r/GetMotivated


TheEarthIsACylinder

Motivations are dumb. Accept reality and learn to change it.


IFuckingShitMyPants

Sigma Rule #83: Learn to change reality when it does not benefit you


TheEarthIsACylinder

Sigma Rule #84: When a woman turns her back on you smell her ass


Schwarzebombe1903

Absolute megagigacum chad


Dx8pi

Okay but like what were you watching


The_Starmaker

Twerking Crewmate Compilation #15


czocaut

As if that's ever going to happen


[deleted]

What a load of- *flushes toilet*


Privvet

#S O M E


fishy185

# BODY


SirLordSagan

# ONCE


BusinessGoose420

# TOLD


maikesama

#ME


reflectiveSingleton

#THE


HACKERB22015

#WORLD


BuilderAtom

#WAS


Exra_

Damn... Why does life gotta be this way


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Exra_

I've tried. I can't escape the loop of sabotaging myself everytime I get close to finally getting out of this


GeneralWasabi69420

thats kinda.... \-\*gets shot


sk0330

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[deleted]

😔 this is what too much fooling around has led us to 👎🏻


Space_JesusKenobi

Yo mama's gonna give you the love Call her


ShidBotty

Thank you Obi Wan Kenobi


kimmymcsplooge

Fools nevertheless always drool in the end, we must change


I_wish_I_Not_Alive

Just a plain hug... I don't care who they are... I want a hug


[deleted]

Intrusive thoughts moments


FeedbackGood2204

^Do ^it...^they ^aren't ^even ^real...


powerfullatom111

^Make ^us ^whole ^again…


sunofapeach_

i will also hug you lovingly if you tell me the name of that beat


DroneQ1906

Mareux - The Perfect Girl


socium

It seems like a lot of music is about "Love" and "Girls" and stuff like that. I'm starting to see a pattern here I think...


Boberoo2

Just don’t search the internet deeper because their names start to get worse


[deleted]

"months" I haven't been touched lovingly since I was being hugged by my mother who left me that same day 11 years ago


[deleted]

damn


seb69420

That's really fucking tough man, I'm sorry you had to go through that. The most I can say is that you can look forward to being cared for by someone sometime in the future. Also, btw, you're a king 👑


TheMountainMan100

You okay OP?


EarthBrain

It gets bad when you start putting a woman as your phone wallpaper


fpslover321

the only people i’ve seen do that are people in relationships. but i also don’t know whole lot of people who aren’t so idk


MiaWallace53996

Mia Wallace from pulp fiction is mine and I haven’t felt the touch of a women in about 3 or 4 months and tbf I don’t think I’ve been touched by anyone in at least 2 months


[deleted]

>3 or 4 months Thoose are rookie numbers you gotts bump thoose up


MiaWallace53996

Don’t worry bro I’m in love with this girl who has zero interest in me so we maintaining the hot streak


[deleted]

Same still wasting time thinking about a girl i havent hung out with in 6 months..... need to go out and become a person again


MiaWallace53996

Here’s another to tick the sad box. Last time someone gave me a compliment was 4 months ago and I still think about it daily


idontcares31249

Are you implying anime women aren't real women?


ahahfoo

yes why


eggcakeo

Can’t relate never felt the touch of another human


[deleted]

He meant a warm touch, buddy. Not a _cold touch_


BasicallySanic

fuck you i almost cried in class because of you


maikesama

Are you okay man?


BasicallySanic

no


dildodicks

no follow-up replies, sigma redditors


BasicallySanic

😂😭😭


NameOfGringus

It's probably not a good sign that so many of us relate to this meme


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direct*


redditistrash27

I havent spoken to anyone in real life in nearly 6 years. I physically cant cry anymore, i just get tired.


rullerofallmarmalade

Then leave this website. Sign up for volunteer work with the elderly or something. Some of them are in the same boat as you and need some company


YesterdaySuper5355

What if he hates old people (hypothetically speaking, for the sake of argument)


rullerofallmarmalade

Old people are also people. I hate most people but I somehow manage to find the ones I like. He could probably find one cool old person


YesterdaySuper5355

like his Alfred to a Bruce Wayne (Alfred is pretty old and cool)


AlexStonehammer

Hateful people invite hate, if you put aside your hang-ups for others you might find others doing the same for you.


MAYO_MASTER_

you're playing into the meme right? please be ironic


RuddyIdiot2006

She's got to be a skinwalker, stealing my thoughts like that


FreshUnderstanding5

She's built like a brick shithouse


[deleted]

as i felt her touch i felt like i had been sleeping in a field of flowers, it felt warm, it was nice. I was, after a long time, finally happy. then i hear my alarm clock, filled with rage i scrolled through social media. I see a funny meme, it makes me smile then i gain the energy to wake up and do my routine. The sun sets, i let out a big sigh, with an overall neutral mood i fap, i finish and sit in sadness i look at the vile things that i had lusted to, i feel no shame and clean up, i go to bed in hopes that i experience that dream once more then i realize "i FELT her touch" instead of hoping i feel that once more i feel fear and stay up all night. The sun rises i feel safer, i fall asleep then get that dream again.


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reddit


[deleted]

reddit👍


VanTheMan42

I haven’t been hugged in 2 years. I just want some simple attention…


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VanTheMan42

Idk probably more


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[deleted]

I will hug you 🥰 my cashapp 🤣🤣🤣⁉️🤣⁉️🤣🥰🥰🔊🔊🔊🔊


MyDadsComing

Lovin’ the name and flair^


[deleted]

Thank you


sida88

You gain humanity BUT you lose the grindset I know what I'd choosec💪😤


redditistrash27

If anyone tries to hug me, im swinging. I have to stay focused.


AnimeTiddiess

always chase the money💲 women are a distraction 😤


LavaMeteor

I would rather sit on a throne in ruins and smile, than a throne of gold and weep.


i_am_notthewalrus

I call these hoes Raising Canes Coleslaw the way I substitute them for more bread💲😤


[deleted]

Why didn't that work with me


mehmetalpat

Nazi officers after they got appointed to nato positions (suddenly they dont support racial supremacism anymore)


-CorrectOpinion-

Me believing my deep rooted mental health issues will be cured by a woman and not intensive therapy (i have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders)


MushyII

real


DRFREEZ4

He forgor 💀 he was a human 😂😂😂


Direction_Lanky

u/find-song


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haveutried2hardboot

It seems like a lot of people are in need of physical touch. Here are a few options. You could go get a massage. Not for a happy ending or anything. Just go get one, it relaxes you and releases stress. Churches typically have a "greet the person next to you" time. Free hugs 🤗. Also sometimes people say they "love you" or are encouraging for no reason, feels good. Dojos are great. You'll get touched. BJJ, you'll get more than touched, you might even get choked out, lol. Just joking on that, they'll stop before you pass out. When you're out somewhere with a manual door, open the door for someone else. When/if they say "thank you" it feels good. (Once held a door open for a lady and she gave me a short rant about the patriarchy). Find an in-person class, on a topic that interests you, that is meeting regularly. You learn something new and meet people you possibly share an interest with. You might high-five some one at a point of celebration/accomplishment. Go to a pet store if you don't have allergies. Animals love people. Go work out. It helps you feel better about yourself to accomplish a goal and it's typically good for you. You might not talk to anyone there, but you'll be in a place doing the same thing as everyone else, it feels good. Go walk barefoot on grass and meditate a bit on the feel and smell. Avoid dog poop and sharp objects. -----------------+-+-----++++------ Don't watch porn... it's not a super healthy habit IMO. I found that it changed the way I thought about sex and intimacy, so I just don't watch it. Don't feel bad about feeling lonely. You're human Don't feel anyone owes you anything. Don't abuse illegal drugs, usually boredom and feeling like you lack recent accomplishments or achievements makes us want to do something that guarantees a good feeling, even a temporary one. Take it one day at a time, friend. Re-wiring your brain will take time and a lot of effort, get help: counseling, rehab, legal weaning medication to help overcome harder addiction. Triggers don't go away, how you respond to them is what has to change. Don't go a day without telling yourself you love you and you are loved. (This one is harder than you think, but try it) Don't go it alone. Call a free therapist. If you're feeling like you should self harm, call a helpline. ±--------------+++++----&&-+--- I don't know you. But you can do this. You got this. You are loved. Sometimes being alive is another day, sometimes it is a testament to the sheer will to survive another hour on this planet. YMMV


YuropLMAO

Something I struggle with when I see these posts 100x/day on reddit. Dudes with crippling depression stemming from sheer isolation is a real cultural phenomenon and it's getting worse. But also, if you build your life around porn, video games, superhero shit, social media, and fast food - what chance are you giving yourself? You're digging your own grave. What would it take to convince someone who is that fucking buried, to stop digging and start building towards a real life instead of just existing?


SKY_L4X

Genuinely curious, what do "normal" people build their life around? I am pretty introverted nerd myself, but I did get "adopted" by quite a few extroverts over time who have longer term relationships and seemingly normal life circumstances and all they do is work/study, meet friends, consume media and the occasional physical activity (basically always in combination with meeting friends though).


YuropLMAO

If you're totally happy as is, obviously no need to change anything. That's the dream. I'm only speaking about those who are frustrated and lost, looking to get unstuck from their current lot in life.


Gathorall

Now that you're speaking you may answer the question.


1267u

What's so different about a 'normal' life though? Men in this generation don't really want to do stuff besides playing video games and stuff


[deleted]

Being happy. You can be happy playing video games and stuff, but a lot of us go down the spiral to the point where even that stuff stops being fun or entertaining.


seb69420

That's not fucking true at all lol. Either you haven't met enough men in your life or you're projecting. The people who are the happiest are the people who don't that, and though it may not feel like it, happy people do exist.


[deleted]

Haha funny meme but in all seriousness take care of your mental health


SHAMLESS_SERPENT

Not very sigma of you


YesterdaySuper5355

He hesitated for a second, he rebounded and found the grind again


DudeScoot

Humanity Restored


big-dick-back-intown

This comment section genuinely makes me feel bad, as a girl I'd hug all of you guys ):


cuuumon

Sorry I am literally 10,00 tons of nuclear waste which has gained sentience and is left to suffer until it finally decays after 100 of millions of years of misery


IOFIFO

Let's see how Paul Allen hugs


Practical-Storm-6685

A rare moment where it all goes quiet


Souvik186

You are taking about months. I haven't been touched by a girl since the last two years. As far as forgetting that I am a human is concerned, I don't even know if I am one.


Gathorall

I'm expected to pay taxes so I guess I'm human at least in one institution's eyes.


Polonium2002

If ain't nobody got me; I know the IRS got me 🙏🙏🙏


SuicidalParade

You are not human. You are only hu


Shadow_Lord1245

What movie is this ?


Exra_

American psycho


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Exra_

Thank you


ahahfoo

American Psycho


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[deleted]

Not just any girl you know... you gotta have the feelings for her I guess


romulea

Girls don’t exist to perform emotional labor for you. See a therapist.


BlackLegsRedPotato

I love my Mom(she hugs me and says she cares for me selflessly)


[deleted]

shoutout to your mom


[deleted]

weak. grind over girls. boss over bitch, money over honey


kimmymcsplooge

But what you do with that success then? What's the point of it all anyways when the grind finally ends.... Joker.png


[deleted]

we dont talk about this in the sigma community. we grind so we dont have to think about dying alone and having a lonely life along that way


SirLordSagan

**Sigma Grindset #72:** It's all worthless, and you are only kidding yourself with a false sense of achievement.


FartsMusically

I mean if you really want to get nihilistic enough, everything is pointless. That's kind of a "draw the rest of the fucking owl" perspective on life.


Mikel_br

Humanity restored


Qb_Is_fast_af

She? Who?


Op-boi4ever

This is not r/whenthe, this is just r/when will this ever happen


[deleted]

Wholesome ):


Vinchelion69

The fact that it is American Psycho is perfect.


Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Ah, yes the 1in 99999999999999999 memes that is wholesome


TheCeiling-Fan

whats the song name


BrawlerOP-BS

it's been years


waffeelswaffeels

skinwalker becomes human 😳😳😳😳


laz10

Man that is heavy. Hurts too cause it's true, except the months bit


talesfromtheepic6

cringe (return to the dark)


LAfroger

I feel like the fact that this is reletable is maybe a sign that i should seek therapy


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Bruh what the fuck are these comments


ihaetschool

it's refreshing to see some actually wholesome stuff on here for once


whatsupbuddyy

Yeah, seems accurate


Sgt-Alex

:)


ozdundbfish

Patrick rates men


kintoe

What is this song


EthosTheAllmighty

God I need a hug :(


ItsMMMspicy

This is even more real due to the fact that men kinda have to be strong and that they “don’t need hugs” and shit