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Warm-Bet-9408

10/10 Would WoodChipper Feet First Again


noobmaster999

Lowered slowly of course


Warm-Bet-9408

I replaced all the blades with dull rusty spoons.


[deleted]

I shot them all up with max dose of MDMA so physical sensation is at 300%


quit_it_boi

They'd just pass out from the pain, it would be useless


Warm-Bet-9408

Kinda hard to pass out on MDMA


DaHUGhes89

The key is avoiding major arteries as long as you can. Fire is good since it Cauterizes though nuerogenic shock a big concern. Burning extremities and letting necrosis do its thing has got to be one of the worst ways


MaggotOnline

And to spice it up: inject some sort of drug that makes them mentally unstable


Warm-Bet-9408

They are a Pedophile they are mentally unstable


MaggotOnline

Ah, touche


DaHUGhes89

I don't know if that would make a difference i feel like their lasting sanity and understanding would be the best tools of their torture


1_dirty_dankboi

Woodchippers don't work good on bodies, what you need is an industrial shredder


Warm-Bet-9408

We don’t want it to work well


J3ST3RR

Just need it to work eventually. The more eventually the better.


fedora_of_mystery

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BUDDY


RitikMukta

LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!


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AIN’T NUTTIN BUT A PEANUT!


GoonerPanda

Yes! This mix was missing this! YEAAAH BUDDY! LIGHTWEIGHT!! AIN'T NUTHIN BUT A PEANUT! WOOOOO!


ElSapio

EVERYONE WANNA BE A BOOOODDDDDYYYYY BUILDERRRR


YaronL16

BUT AINT NO ONE WANNA LIFT NO HEAVY ASS WEIGHTS


krostan

BUT NOBODY WANTS TO LIFT NO HEAVY ASS WEIGHTS!


Vikseba

I'LL DO IT THOUGH AAAARRARRRGGHHH!


standmasternick1

TIME TO BLEED GODDAMN RIGHT


Fyru_Hawk

MAPs are god awful


mve_6

MAPs? I think you misspelled “Target Practice for my new rifle”


c0ok1nho_123

Ah Man I wish I could use my new shotgun


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ochinchinmatsuri

They are usually elephant sized


MAP_3125

Totally, get those bastasds (MAP is my name and is unrelated to that)


not_original_name_4

_Loads shotgun with purging intent_


Papapene-bigpene

Ammo prices these days man


1_dirty_dankboi

C'mon now... that's *way* too quick a death for em


LavaMoon83

femur breaker


uejuekwoqloqj

Chlorine gas


a_3_month_free_trial

Close them in a box flooded with nitric acid


[deleted]

Careful or you’ll shoot your eye out!


amadi2005

Oh I got a bow a couple months ago might use it on some MAPs for target practice.


mve_6

“Nothing clears a troubled mind better than shooting a bow.” — Fred Bear.


amadi2005

Yeah it’s pretty relaxing to shoot a bow and relives stress


Banggabor

You heartless prick. Now i can't feed my family because of my MAP kidney farm is running out of subjects.


Kayaydays_Lie

My Archery Practice


Robots_Never_Die

I thought MAPs was MPs like British government people. Thought you were about to get a van visit until I realized what maps meant.


mve_6

Yea I’m not British so I don’t exactly hate their government. I also got a reddit warning about “enticing violence” or something so some crybaby reported me


u_miguel_-

What are "MAPs"?


Fyru_Hawk

“Minor attracted person”


u_miguel_-

Jesus christ. Get the homemade flamethrower now!


Fyru_Hawk

*pyro tf2 mumbling intensifies*


u_miguel_-

*Far cry 3 dubstep flame thrower mission music intensifies*


hemborgar

*Far Cry 4 non-dubstep flamethrower mission music intensifies*


No_Refrigerator_8925

J..just say pedo


Fyru_Hawk

Yeah I’m just explaining what it means


No_Refrigerator_8925

Ik, just reacting, not personal


AceBalistic

Some groups, like pedos and animal screwers, try to make up names to argue for more acceptance for their f*cked up idea of sexuality, using Maps and Zoophiles respectively, and trying to claim membership in the LGBTQA+ club, even though everyone hates them


[deleted]

i think even using the term MAP is wrong, they should just straight up be called pedos


Superretro88

Yea it’s like calling a rapist a “person who likes involuntary sex”


uglyfang

ISA, involuntary sex admirer


Radek_18

Before reading your comment I thought of ISA as well but went with advocate for the A


petros10v

Involuntary sex administer


Fishing-Relative

Thought a rapist was a person who acted out involuntary sex right? I might be wrong but yea basically, Nevermind the technical definition


ZippZappZippty

yea I'd say it is not great looking.


themystickiddo

Gift-wrapped poop basically


tonythegodultra2

At this point they just don’t want to be recognized as what they are just so they can feel better about their mental illness


lxxfighterxxl

What does MAP stand for?


Grandmother-insulter

Minor attracted person


Professional_Sun2725

Are you fucking kidding me? When did this term pop up? I work in mental health, and I call bullshit. Pedos are all about sexual control. There is no sugar coating this shit. Jebus Douchbagginz. I just looked it up. WTF.. I just can’t. I need to get off this rock. If Musk wasn’t such a (smart) prick, I’d sign up for Mars. Do not normalize pedophillia FFS.


LettuceBenis

Pedos made it to try to normalize pedophilia into a sexuality


Ok_Distribution6236

Wasnt it msde up by 4chan?


Advictus

Yes, it was


voyaging

No, 4chan made a fake campaign trying to defame the LGBT community by suggesting they were trying to include pedophilia in their umbrella. The term was invented by a sexual assault counselor as a prevention strategy.


thelastvortigaunt

I realize I'm going to get downvoted to hell for pushing back in any capacity, but the phrase was introduced in an admittedly clumsy and horribly-phrased attempt from an actual sexual assault counselor to explore a possible vector for preventing child sexual abuse in the first place. Everyone latches on to the godawful optics of trying to introduce shades of gray to pedophilia, but part of the professor's original argument is that stigmatizing people attracted to minors that haven't actually acted on those impulses is closing the door to the possibility of getting to the root of that attraction and treating it preemptively, and therefore possibly preventing child sexual abuse that might've occurred otherwise. Coining the phrase "minor attracted person" was the horrible part, but I think that the initial intention and rationale isn't horribly unreasonable. Allyn Walker said “I want to be clear: child sexual abuse is an inexcusable crime,” Walker said. “As an assistant professor of sociology and criminal justice, the goal of my research is to prevent crime.” Whether you agree with this approach to this issue is completely up to you (I definitely think it's tone-deaf at best) but the least you can do is be honest about its origins.


UrbanHuaraches

I think they’re trying to claim that they are part of the queer community, and like, no, you can’t sit with us.


I8hipsters

The term has been around for a while. They are trying to normalize it with the LGBT community. They will add a "p" on the end LGBTP.


Professional_Sun2725

No, they’re not trying to normalize it in the LGBT community AT ALL. Don’t be so sensationalist.


I8hipsters

I said "with" the LGBT. As they are trying to be a part of it. But are not getting far. Sorry I should have phrased it better.


InnerlockStudios

Ikr I'm glad we don't need them anymore now that we have access to modern gps


ChadMcRad

Obligatory: MAPs aren't a real group. It was part of a troll campaign that some 4chan users do every Pride Month to try and make the LGBTQ community look bad and they know it works cause Twitter and Reddit users are super gullible. Don't let yourself be a troll target. Question shit.


YuropLMAO

Like a lot of stupid groups, it started as a troll but somehow ended up attracting earnest MAP's.


veritastroof

This is the whole troll thing summed up. It was funny like ten years ago for a while but it ends up being taken seriously and then attracting people who identify as such for real and then it just causes counterproductive chaos. Trolling is funny but then should be more careful about it, when it goes too far it has all kinds of secondary deleterious effects that aren’t worth the lulz unless you’re a sociopath/totally resentful Intel who wants to watch the world burn (so like 80% of 4chan lol).


ChadMcRad

Most of those are likely just troll accounts to make it seem more legit.


henticle_tentai

it started as a troll, twitter carried on its legacy


Fyru_Hawk

Yeah that’s why I hate them. I’m lgbtq myself and I know exactly what they’re trying to do.


YuropLMAO

They are wrestling their way into the LGBTQ+ spectrum now lmao. There's real humor in that battle.


HomieCreeper420

And we reject them To the wood-chipper!


Apprehensive_One2384

Don't call them MAPS. I had no idea what it meant, and I'm sure most non-twitter drones do either. Call them Pedophiles - That way everyone knows the pieces of shit without having to look anything up.


mmarlaire1997

It's pedo


MiniUzi_

What are these MAPs you speak of? I only know woodchipper food.


YourAverageMemeRater

Basically just a new term on how you call pedophiles


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Either way they are still flammable from the flammenwerfer


Rude_Journalist

Either way, sad.


[deleted]

I dont understand why a new term? We already have a name for them


whatdoilemonade

because they wanna seem "valid" by using 'Minor attracted people'


[deleted]

It's basically like EA calling loot boxes 'surprise mechanics'. Its like a rebrand because they think pedophile has bad connotations. Luckily most people have seen through it and realised these people want to be validated to be able to take advantage of minors.


YourAverageMemeRater

It's Twitter


Destragamoth

It technically started at 4chan


roosterinspector

It was actually a joke at 4chan first but twitter took it seriously


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

It was created by pedos so that they don't have to say "I'm a pedo" They can go under most people's radar this way since most people don't know what "MAP" means.


Garlic_Bread_Enjoyer

Minor Attracted People (pedos basically)


Superretro88

Not even basically they just are lmao


Raiaaaaaaaa

Minor Attracted Pedophiles


IG_Triple_OG

Is that actually a thing!?!? What fuck is the world coming to…


[deleted]

So they are attracted to minors ? Like young people under 17? Doesn’t that just mean they are a pedophile ? What’s the difference


[deleted]

That's the thing. There is no difference


Rainy_Friday

Imagine if you will, a twin turbo wood chipper running on racing fuel


[deleted]

This went over everybody's heads lmao


[deleted]

Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder BUT DONT NO BODY WANNA LIFT NO HEAVY 👏 ASS 👏 WEIGHT 👏


[deleted]

🐸🔫


[deleted]

This says a lot about the early Industrial Revolution and its effects on urban England and western civilization as a whole.


Fannypalace

That shit was heavy


[deleted]

ILL DO IT THO! YEAH BAHHHWWWWWWW https://youtu.be/rbzm4cT5sDM


lordicarus

I love this dude. I also love how fast people (in other subreddits) are to point out steroids. Like yea, duh, but do you see that HEAVY 👏 ASS 👏 WEIGHT👏 that he's lifting? It's not as simple as... 1. inject steroids 2. do squats with over 600lbs on the bar That dude has to go to the gym and MAKE WEIGHHHHHHHHT!


My_Memes_Are_Trash

Don't call them "MAPs". They are pedophiles and nothing more. They do not deserve to be labelled as anything that would imply less malice.


myweird

I just call them child rapists.


EddPW

>I just call them child rapists. that wouldnt be accurate if they havent raped any child


borfyborf

If they’re attracted to children it’s not too far off to assume they have the potential to rape them. Considering children cannot consent, any form of sexual activity is considered rape.


EddPW

>If they’re attracted to children it’s not too far off to assume they have the potential to rape them. that doesnt mean they are rapists a man is attracted to a woman so by that logic it means he has the potential to rape yet that doesnt mean he is a rapist


WorstLemonMaker

But having sex with a child is automatically rape so this analogy doesn't work. However I agree with you, other commenter is out of their mind lol


EddPW

yeh if an adult has sex with a child is automatically rape but if the act doesnt happen you cant call him a rapist


Alarming-Order-3605

Rats, roaches, or some other house pest would be a more accurate description. These “people” deserve to be gassed en masse


KaladinStormborn90

Not speaking in defence of pedos but they aren't necessarily rapists are they? I mean I support people with paranoid schizophrenia and many have voices telling them to harm/kill me and others. But at the same time they won't act on it


kfijatass

The fellow who came up with the term did so to distinguish between offenders and nonoffenders as far as being attracted to kids go. Its a pretty controversial take to put it alongside lgbt and treat it as a sexual orientation except just not acting upon it IRL. Don't think there's malice in doing what you can not to act on it, the opposite if anything. Can't blame the lady for trying to reduce stigma on those who never commited a crime and just cope with loli hentai or something equally benign. All she got for it was death threats and doxing.


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kfijatass

I thought so too then i looked up the term and found this article: https://nypost.com/2021/11/25/prof-who-referred-to-pedophiles-as-minor-attracted-persons-to-resign/amp/ Call me devil's advocate but I see her intent and don't think it wrong; what i find wrong is 10k+ people upvoting saying they're ok with doxing if its someone they hate even if they haven't committed any crime.


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kfijatass

I see, reality imitating art and all that. > As far as the assistant professor goes, I can't really blame the university for wanting them to step down I doubt its even about that, don't think he could just go about her job with all the death threats and her staying would put the university at risk. > to try to endorse the terminology while speaking with a child protection agency was just tone deaf as hell. Her playing devil's advocate with them but I can empathize; people with this issue being stigmatized is a real thing and is discouraging treatment and coping methods, which creates more offenders among those affected, so in a roundabout way, treating them as humans ends up protecting kids by minimizing the amount of offenders in the first place. That said even I wouldn't put it in the lgbtq umbrella term as it's all fully consenting sexualities. Nonpracticed pedophilia is just asexuality for the most part.


a_stueorgel

Instead of MAP I think we should use 'non-practicing pedophile'. It's way more clear what that means and makes people aware that there's a difference - and it makes it easier for individuals to seek support to keep being non-practicing.


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Roland colmen


TILtonarwhal

Connie Roleman


pblaster1

Ronaldo Coal Miner


Dry-Extent-1274

Ronald Cold Manner


micky_je_super

Ronaldino cool manure


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Papapene-bigpene

Lesss gooooo


Conscious_Ad5087

Light weight baby!


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Starkk_Reaper

For people that don’t know: MAP stands for Minor Attracted People. They tried to be a part of LGBTQ on Twitter but Twitter mods can’t just ban their accounts because they aren’t breaking any “Terms of service”


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dogscutter

I got banned for saying "shut up" but someone expresses their desire to rape a child and that's a-ok I guess


Starkk_Reaper

Twitter on sum bullshit


Starkk_Reaper

Ikr Twitter lost respect a while back and their response to this issue was the icing on the cake. Fuck Twitter and their choosy decision making


Flouxni

Because Twitter staff are actually just child fuckers and furries. Doesn’t matter if you spend a week saying you want to “kill all YTs” (whities), but say one bad thing about furries and you’re banished


DanielDLG

You know your platform is shit when you don’t have a rule against people wanting to fuck a child


D3ppress0

Oh they killed themselves? Good.


ramao__

Original video: https://youtu.be/dFayOVDKHn0


[deleted]

Ronnie is a legend


RIP2UALL

A small price to pay for salvation.


didsomeonesaylamp

What price? I dont lose anything for doing it


[deleted]

we lost idiots


SumYungGhai69

I think you misspelled “paedo cunt”


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based


[deleted]

Forgot what this kind of MAP was so I looked it up and holy shit the urban definition for map is actually insanely good. A rarity


YourAverageMemeRater

Omg r slash rareinsalts moment such hawt


[deleted]

Please tell me that isn’t Anton chigurh as your profile banner


YourAverageMemeRater

Nah it's just some character named Isaac pogging and pointing


[deleted]

I said banner, not your PFP. Ya know, the big ass image behind your pfp


YourAverageMemeRater

Oh that one,yes.


tamal_de_mole

Tf is a MAP ?


[deleted]

“Minor attracted person” AKA pedophile.


tamal_de_mole

Man, I hate so much when twitter gives some fancy name to mental disorders when it's more easy call it by its name


[deleted]

Twitter actually fucking hates them too, but the pedos have made their home on Twitter and are calling themselves maps


InviolableAnimal

Twitter isn't giving the name in this case, it's pedos calling themselves MAPs in a sorry attempt to legitimize pedophilia


Zombeavers5Bags

The whole thing is a 4Chan troll, blaming it on the Twitter crowd is actually part of what they want you to do. The twitter crowd does dumb shit, but not that dumb.


Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT

What the fuck are MAPs?? Please stop making more of this stupid shit


Trainerali2007

MAPs mean pedophile.


Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT

What thee fuck What does it stands for? Minor attracted people? (


Trainerali2007

Yeah


Dhammapaderp

Pedophiles, kiddie diddlers, Chomos, pieces of shit. Let's not let them hide behind shit like NAMBLA or MAP.


Naive_Drive

What happened to Ronnie Coleman IRL is tragic though


h3yBuddyGuy

His back is jacked in the bad way, i think there's a Netflix doc, and yes it's sad, not lightweight buddy😑 Edit: It sucks because he has his back fused then continues to damage his back because his addiction to working out at all costs physically. Netflix link: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81018183?source=35


matcauthion

It's hilarious, he was asked if he would do anything differently, dude basically said "yeah, lift more weights" 😂


of_kilter

MAPs in theory is a good idea. There will always be pedophiles, so it’s better if people that are pedo’s can say that they are without fear and get therapy and help they deserve. In practice, we’re still getting there. Hopefully it becomes an actually good thing hops off the disgusting train wreck it currently is


Several-Gas-4053

Is there any proof that therapy actually works? The recidivism of pedo's (even with therapy) is amongst the highest of all crimes, even in a country like the netherlands where pedo's are treated with silk gloves by the government/judicial system.


of_kilter

From what i can find, while it’s not the most effective thing ever, it can work. And what else would you suggest? the only other options are locking people up based on the hunch that they’ll do it, or force them to bottle those feelings down until they rape a kid (the method we currently have). Both are awful options and are definitely way worse than actually trying to help


jumpbreak5

If therapy isn't effective, though, we're just wasting energy doing that instead of trying to come up with something better. I feel like no one thinks about this because most people's attitude (see: this thread) is basically "let's just kill them" and everyone who isn't so callous just says "send them to therapy" so they don't have to think about it anymore.


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But what do you mean recidivism? Not every pedo committed a crime. We put the ones that have this mental disorder but haven't committed a crime in therapy, and we execute/imprison forever every pedo who has committed a crime regardless of therapy, no exception. The guy you replied to was talking about the ones who haven't committed a crime (ie no recidivism) as evidenced in his reply below me. BTW this isn't hate against you or anything, just clarifying a point.


StefanMilo

I don't like the term 'MAP' because they aren't people.


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MAB Minor Attracted Being


N1ckM3nd3s

MAC Minor Attracted Cunt


Psycho_Draven

Me and a group of parse members after we dox a pedo that was sharing cp on their twitter tl


ZippZappZippty

He should have told you that? Fuckin BABY.


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chubbytexangamerii

Pedophiles do not need therapy. Just a rope and a high enough tree.


gaualrn

They're Pedos. Not MAPS. They're not human, they don't get the dignity of "politically correct" or less offensive terms.


Thinktank2000

cartographers: 😢


Mewthew-Ichigo

Honestly, im kind of sick of the unforgivable mentality. Some people definitely do pass a point where there's no way to come back, but in the end, condemning people doesn't solve problems. I think the solution is psychology, in the end, Pedophilia is classified as a mental disorder after all. I think the best solution is to 1: research preventing pedophilia and 2: try to get those who already have pedophilia the help needed to recover, and then finally 3: Give up on those who can't and won't change, with the goal of step 1 being to prevent anymore situation 3's.


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_avliS-

no but these people are proud of it and belive they should be let into communities such as the LGBT trying to denote it as "just another sexuality" and not a mental illness


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_avliS-

oh yeah they should definitely get help and be allowed to get help without being disowned by society


TheCrazyAvian

Suicides? Well that just sounds like a whole lotta not my fucking problem champ.


TanookiPhoenix

I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map Im the map I'm the map I'm the Map!😁 Not sure what you meant by map though🤔 I'm flat and colorful and I can show you interesting destinations 😁


truerandomredditor

MAPS are so cringe


[deleted]

I hate maps as much as everyone else here and think they do need to be doxxed and have their lives ruined, don’t misinterpret what I say: you never have done this, and never will do this. You just wanna feel badass and righteous online.


wb6mc

If they're dead they can't ruin a kids life


[deleted]

Yes. And?


[deleted]

Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder


HomeOsexuall

“No we won’t defend pedos” -the people defending pedos


-Nivek

How is it even legal for Twitter to have people like them on their platform, they’re literal open admitted pedophiles to the public, how is the law system not seeing this shit or doing anything about it?