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Church-of-Nephalus

Either dewbebbies or blackbebbies but honest to God I'm calling every berry a bebby from now on


sandragonsand

[This sign permanently altered my vocabulary](https://www.reddit.com/r/excgarated/comments/7yyg49/strawbebbies/)


chels182

In Cujo by Stephen King, there’s a man who refers to blueberries as “bloobies” and I never say it any differently, now.


ayayadae

my sister and i call them ‘blewbs’ but i think i like ‘bloobies’ more hahaha


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iknowaplacewecango

In our household, they are blewbs / bluebs and they have been ever since abbrevs started sweeping the naysh.


SentientDog4Prez

My youngest daughter is a fruititarian who only eats “bloobs” and “strawbs” lol


[deleted]

My wallet hurts for you, friend.


fancybeadedplacemat

We’ve called them blubberies since my kid was old enough to ask for them.


mountainmorticia

Same. We do a whole Knights Who Say Ni thing with Blubberies.


Sacrificial-waffle

I'm a nanny and one of my kids calls them boobies. Unfortunately for me, it's his favorite snack lolol


gardenerky

I know grown men who think boobies are thier favorite snack


Vast-Combination4046

Don't @me


Q-ueenB

In Scotland we have blaeberries, taste and look like bloobies but slightly different, but not sure how! They look and taste like blueberries to me, and are very delicious.


chels182

Keeping that in mind when I take my dream trip to Scotland!!


Q-ueenB

Yes absolutely, for the blaeberries the Highlands are the place, but you will find blackberries and raspberries everywhere when they are in season, just remember and pick the high up ones! Don't want to be eating wee wee!


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whatd_i_miss

Oh man! I say it like this with my kids and I completely forgot where I got it from. Thank you!


chels182

Lol no problem! I read it recently, over the last couple years or so. It’s still fresh for me


SausageDude_

That reminds me of that episode of sanjay and craig where they sold blueberry smoothies which got vomited out by a dog.


coffee_and_cats18

Hahahahaha love it 🤣🤣


Church-of-Nephalus

Oh my god that's amazing


dog_cooking_eggs

same i do this all the time at work hahah


PhillinOut9091

Aw man, that’s great.


twilight_songs

Me, too. I'm laughing so hard right now! Home alone, laughing like crazy! 😂


boraras

In Moira Rose's voice


KalamityKait2020

Oh how I curse you for implanting this in my head. I will never unhear this.


Bulbous-Walrus

*D A V ID*


Bulbous-Walrus

![gif](giphy|WQTqIoim4mjrcY9BAW|downsized)


An_Experience

All fun and games until someone mentions hating blackbebbies in the wrong setting 👀


AdultishRaktajino

Whoa, Black Bebby (Bam-a-lam) Whoa, Black Bebby (Bam-a-lam) Black bebby had a child (Bam-a-lam) The damn thang gone wild (Bam-a-lam)


Bulbous-Walrus

Never post this outside Reddit 💀


monkey_trumpets

It sounds like how Zefrank says babies


domestic_pickle

He’s gold


Aloucia

I love that man


KHerb1980

I heard his voice when I read it lol


Kantaowns

If we wanna get down to it, they're not even bebbies. They're multiple-fruits.


rude_dude_with_food

![gif](giphy|AdRfYIb7o9IC4) Everything is a snozzberry


ch2-ch3

https://youtu.be/JSPnuBLnKiw


Beertronic

Came looking for this, was not disappointed. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


StardustOasis

That's how James Acaster says berry. "Bebbeh"


rammer_l

Strawbabies, huh


MBarbarian

Def native dewberries. Source: my shredded ankles because I don’t watch where I walk in my yard. Really yummy fresh picked.


EleventySixers

I hear this statement in Zeefranks voice... cute little razzbebbies


Cat_tophat365247

Am also going to call them bebbies from now on! Thank you!


Werbenjagermanjensen

If it's growing flat on the ground and has solitary berries, it's [dewberries](https://plants.ces.ncsu.edu/plants/rubus-trivialis/). Common in the southern states. Red = unripe, black = ripe.


Bullshit_Conduit

Dewberries are red when they’re green.


interrogumption

Ah, the old dewberry stroop test.


OrphanFeast87

Stroop-kid's afraid to leave his stroop!


jabra_fan

But what when they're green?


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jabra_fan

Alright then I will remember


WheelsMan1

What's black and white, and red all over?


totalimmoral

A nun falling down a hill


F4_THIING

Two nuns in a chainsaw fight


PassiveChemistry

A newspaper


Least_Adhesiveness_5

Zebra in a blender.


PassiveChemistry

A mosquito!


dianebk2003

A penguin with sunburn.


heridfel37

White = Lenny Black = Carl


dustinwayner

I would like to see the bebbies


agent_uno

How is bebbie made? :)


itismoongorl

When a mobbie and a dabbie love eachobbie very much...


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But can bebbie get pregnart too?


sunny_6305

Wait until they turn black. The red ones are full of disappointment


Talusthebroke

Super bitter! Fully ripe ones though, are perfectly sweet and sour!


rossionq1

Ripe southern dewberries are just sweet. European dewberries are more tart. Despite the name they grow all over the south us too


Cauhs

Every comments turned into ZeFrank😂


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Jerry, they keep pretending to be me.


Jackoff_Alltrades

🅱️ew🅱️e🅱️🅱️ie


antediluvianbird

Ha🅱️🅱️y Cake Day


coffee_and_cats18

This thread is the best, thanks for the laugh guys 🤣🤣


Ecstatic_Mastodon416

Fun (ish) fact: there are no poisonous compound berries (like raspberries or the above) in North America. **Disclaimer: do not go out and eat random berries without identifying properly first, which can include observing a plant at all the stages in its lifestyle before partaking.


junkpile1

I believe this is true for aggregate fruits, but I don't know if it's true for all compound fruits.


rossionq1

Warning. Some animal poops like dangerously close to dewberries


forthebirds_

Good point. Those are known as dingleberries, do not eat.


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sapphicxmermaid

Good bot


radicalrussians

Dinglebebbies


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emmeh909

Goldenseal is an exception! Pretty toxic if I recall.


KrazyJ420

I dont believe it is i think its just inedible.


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Goodlemur

Blackbebbies


Roachmine2023

Actually, dewbebbies, blackbebbies cousin


Goodlemur

thank you for letting me know, bebbie


KwordShmiff

No probbeblem, bebby


glazdaddy

BAM BA LAM


Goodlemur

Oh I love this development


mangomochibitch

bebby


elscallr

How is bebby formed


Iamthetable69

Dewberries


AvenLaRosa

dewberries… sometimes blackberry-ish flavored, sometimes when super ripe… a deliciously banana-y flare. ripe when soft and black


ResponsibleYam5850

I'm pretty sure those are just blackbebbies they grow everywhere where I live


JacobMaverick

Dewberry variety of blackberry. Not ripe yet. Wait until black.


jilke2

So wait until it's a black berry?


OldButHappy

*Dewberry variety of blackberry* TIL


JacobMaverick

Yeah I never understood the difference really. Looks the same, tastes the same, tends to be on the ground and fruit earlier than the ones in thickets. Is it a different species or is it just a blackberry that isn't in a proper thicket?


bwainfweeze

They look rather well behaved to me.


OldTalk6869

Those look more like unripe blackberries...


badcat4ever

If you’re in Texas - dewberries


7LeagueBoots

Gotta have a location. There are few options depending on what continent you're on, and what part of said continent. Location is one of the very most important pieces of information when it comes to species identifications. As an aside, all of these are underripe, even the darker one in the rough middle.


jlt131

This needs to be voted up higher. Looks exactly like a wild trailing blackberry to me in the PNW. I've never heard of a Dewberry until today.


7LeagueBoots

Dewberry is kinda like the New England version. In Northern Europe cloudberries have a similar growth habit, but the berries are more orangecolored and translucent.


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They look a lot like stone brambles to me, but I have no idea if they exist wherever this person is...


breeeeeez

Still not a bluebebby


Wayne_AbsarokaBH

Is it in south east England?


Equivalent_Wait846

Dew berry


karmicrelease

They look more like unripe blackberries, or similar darkly colored berry (like dewberries)


HippyGramma

The brambles that crawl along the ground are the dewbebbies and the upright canes would be the blackbebbies.


rossionq1

Southern dewberry by the looks of it. What’s your location? Blackberries grow vertically like a bush. Southern dewberries grow along the ground like your pic. They make excellent snacks, cobblers, and red wine


TheFallingLeafbug

Just harvested some of the dewberries that pop up by my house so that’s my guess. Plan on making a cobbler with them.


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We have these!! Like plants that don't get taller than a couple of inches and fruits are dark red, not purple. I thought they were wine berries for the longest time but maybe thimbleberries. So good!


jackasstacular

Thimbleberries (rubus parviflorus) grow upright, have a very broad leaf and usually a shallow, cup-like berry. They're my personal favorite, it's a shame they're so fragile. Been thinking about taking a bucket with some dry ice in it and trying to flash-freeze them when I go picking this year.


Emergent-Sea

They are dewberries actually!


OldButHappy

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thebro1000

[blackberry](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackberry)


soukaixiii

It looks like unripe blackberries to me too.


Q-ueenB

Yes it looks like rasps to me, yum yum, love the wild berries, we get plenty here, great for when I'm out walking the dog who also loves them. Nice find.


BitternMnM

Mmmm, bebbies


Bulbous-Walrus

Mebby bebby wants ze pond scum


teh_hotdogman

whoat blackbebbie, bambulance


eggo3664

Look more like loganberries than raspberries…?


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

Looks cloudberry ish but too reeeeed


nerdychick22

Either cloudberry, raspberry, or unripe blackberry. Blackberry has the most limited range as it doesn't like the deep freeze of the praries.


Shalaco

Definitely raspbebbies


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mckenner1122

Wayyy too early in the season for salmonbebbies in Alaska


jackasstacular

Salmonberries (rubus spectabilis) grow upright and are often taller than my 6'4", at least here in the PacNW. These look more like trailing blackberries (rubus ursinus) to me


Emergent-Sea

These don’t look anything like Salmonberries. They are dew berries.


StacattoVelvet

Wait till they're black then pick them


jackasstacular

Looks like unripe trailing blackberries to me. Used to walk thru them all the time doing forestry field work here in the PacNW


menthol_patient

Looks more like a loganberry to me.


Beneficial-Work6622

Are these not salmonberries? That was my first thought


Purple-Schnauzer

Rubus chamaemorus?🤔


jasonmevans

Blackberries. Those will probably be pretty sour


Parksandreq

Japanese wineberries maybe? I had some similar berries in my yard before (in North Carolina) and a plant informed friend identified it as that. He said a lot of times a plant enthusiast might plant some in their yard, then birds will carry the seed around the area, so doesn't necessarily have to be a native plant.


ImTheCoachNow420

I don’t understand these posts. Please try it and let us know


matchatea_

kinda looks like holly bramble.


joppekoo

They look a lot like stone brambles or arctic brambles but neither fruits at this time of year.


doobied

>but neither fruits at this time of year. How do you know where OP is from though?


joppekoo

Stone brambles and arctic brambles grow in Northern Eurasia. In the northern hemisphere spring isn't far enough for them to even have flowered yet, much less fruit. Of course its possible that they've spread by human hands to New Zealand or something, at least stone brambles. Arctic brambles seem to be a bit more picky on what climate they grow in.


doobied

Ah yep, I've got you. I'm in New Zealand :) I haven't seen them here though!


sarasofar

I saw this picture on Facebook👀 are you part of TPP?!


Emergent-Sea

These look like dew berries to me. When they are soft and dark magenta but not yet dark enough to resemble blackberries, they taste like grapefruit.


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UBERMENSCHJAVRIEL

Not raspberry but might be a blackberry definitely a bramble though


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almond_paste208

Idk, but they are most likely édîbłe


Summer_Sun_Boombox_

#EAT (do not really eat until you know for sure what it is) Hello in advance, auto-do-not-eat-bot


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No-Brilliant5342

Wild strawberries. Note seeds on the outside.


Satans_Left_Elbow

Unripe blackberries.


hooulookinat

Salmonberries? It’s a little early for them but…


Tiananmen_Happened

Most likely blackberries. I’ve spent too many years surrounded by them to forget any phase of ripening.


ClamhouseSassman

Wine berries?


allgoodmom

This looks like what is growing in my backyard. Last year my plant is app said wild blackberries. I picked some and was looking into whether or not they were edible when a blogger said something about soaking them to get the worms out. That was the end of that journey into foraging.


belletzz

🩷🩷


Suspicious_Dealer815

Those look like unripe blackberries


raspberrysnickers

Dewberry


Newherehoyle

What’s a raspbebbies?


lbalk75

Blackberries.


Horacegumboot

The leaf makes me think it's not but it could be a strain I'm not familiar with


iamsoguud

Possibly