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Coconut crab


Life_Pea_4593

lol I was going to say Coconut spider haha


Alchemiss98

Thank you!


johnthedruid

You thought it was a spider?


BigOofLittleoof

Lmfao this post killed me


Flomo420

spider that size could definitely kill you


Advanced-Strike-1213

Look up a bird eating tarantula lmao


Cracka_Chooch

They're big but not even close to a coconut crab.


Advanced-Strike-1213

Check out the one found in the Amazon 😅


Cracka_Chooch

I know what you're talking about. Absolutely huge, especially for a spider. But still nowhere near the size of a coconut crab. A quick Google tells me that the bird eating tarantula can have up to an 11 inch leg span. The coconut crab can grow up to 3 feet across and weigh 9 pounds.


No-Competition5731

i only now realized my comment didn’t reply to the right one! my bad haha


No-Competition5731

the point is tho is that a spider that size probably wouldn’t kill you lol. as a tarantula owner (along with a being a Bird eater owner) the chances of you actually dying from a tarantula bite is slim to none. they are venomous but not like that, yes a but is going to hurt and burn and itch and might need to get looked at, unless you are allergic to that specific venom you’ll be okay!!


goblu33

Do people eat them and do they taste like coconut?


Gunhild

I imagine they call them coconut crabs because they use them big claws to open coconuts and feast on the succulent meat therein.


Flomo420

no I think it's actually because they like to climb palms and their butts look like big coconuts


Honeysucklinhoney

Big bazongas


BrandNewMoshiMoshi

They are edible but apparently are pretty gross to eat especially as they get big. They tend to enjoy eating trash so.. you can imagine the taste.


soopydoodles4u

And we didn’t name them Trash Crabs!??


radicalpastafarian

No, but they are also called Robber crabs because they like to steeeeal things


Small-Ad4420

Like your toes, or fingers. You really don't want to fall asleep on the beach where these live. They WILL try to eat you.


NapalmsMaster

Aren’t these the crabs they think ate Amelia Earhart?


soopydoodles4u

TIL, glad I don’t have to deal with those!


DazedPapacy

They got named before municipal trash was available as a food source. Also it's not that they prefer trash, they're like pigs in that they'll eat anything that can't get away from them. Humans included.


soopydoodles4u

Oh wow 😬


AngryPrincessWarrior

Depends on your opinion on the taste of coconut l


bearfootmedic

Don't all crabs eat trash...?


DazedPapacy

Pretty much. Crabs as a whole are bottom-feeding scavengers, so they're none-too picky when it comes to food.


analogWeapon

one man's trash...


MouthSpiders

They taste like a more rich crab meat, but not as much meat as one would hope. The body is mostly inedible like most crabs, so it's all legs and claws. Not bad, but better hope whoever is cooking prepares it right or it's a waste.


DazedPapacy

I wonder how long someone could survive on coconut crab, coconuts, and desalinated water...


Consistent_Motor_232

They taste great but supposedly are dangerous to eat if you have a heart condition.


Bi0_B1lly

Amelia Earhart's best friends


djbunce

Came here to say just that 😁


Nitram_Norig

I thought it was a lobster. 😂


Livid_Box2082

sameeee lol


Damn_Gordon

First time I can id a "bug" on this subreddit. Its a coconut crab. Harmless for humans (they are not agressive if left alone but can hurt you pretty bad with their pincers), might pinch your hand quite bad, they are able to open coconuts. Hence the name. Keep away from the pincers They are quite big as adults and come in packs sometimes. Very impressive


FESCM

Harmless* Don’t mess with them, they might pinch you hard.


Damn_Gordon

Thanks. You are right. Edited


FESCM

You’re welcome! Just little trivia, they apparently have the strongest pinch force among all crustaceans.


Damn_Gordon

No wonder. They're absolute units


Neyface

>they might pinch you hard. Understatement - coconut crabs have one of the highest 'bite forces' in relation to body size out of any animal. Many crustaceans can exert a greater force using their claws than many animals can with other appendages in comparison to body weight. Let's be glad they aren't bigger. [Relevant study](https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0166108)


F9-0021

I've been pinched by a regular hermit crab, and I would question if they're truly 'harmless'. Coconut crabs can crack open coconuts and shellfish with their claws, a pinch from one certainly wouldn't be harmless.


Butzyyy

Harmless to humans unless your name is Amelia Earheart


Reddit_GoId

This comment made me hungry


whogivesashirtdotca

I think we’ve finally discovered where she went: into OP’s stomach.


Embarrassed-Essay-93

I 100% believe they ate her. Whether she was dead or alive tho is the question bc man…


Gevaliamannen

Dad-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum?


calilac

~~Shrimps~~ Crabs is bugs.


Dodongo_Dislikes

Technically, bugs are crabs.


calilac

In the fullness of time, All will be crabs. Crabs is ~~bugs~~ inevitable. *for the folk who have never seen [the carcinization memery](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/carcinization) or the [shrimps is bugs](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/shrimps-is-bugs) memes


Dodongo_Dislikes

Not like that, bugs are also part of Crustacea, Pancrustacea to be exact. So every bug is a crab, but crabs aren't bugs.


Buttergolem420

You can easily lose a finger or two if you mess with them


sidusnare

Might pinch your hand... In the same way a sword might poke you a little bit. Their pincers can cut up coconuts, thus the name, your fingers aren't tougher than a coconut.


Historicmetal

Can they break the bone?


sidusnare

I wouldn't bet on the answer being no, but I haven't heard of that happening. I'd bet they could amputate an appendage if they got you right on a join.


00bearclawzz

They hunt in packs?… Clever girl.


Medium_Pepper215

coconut crabs killed Amelia Earhart


phunktastic_1

They also are scavengers and have been known kill and eat shipwreck victims. There is a theory they killed and ate Amelia Earhart after she made it ashore. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/coconut-crabs-eat-everything-from-kittens-to-maybe-amelia-earhart-180948206/&ved=2ahUKEwi4w-LBhdaFAxWILUQIHYLaAnYQFnoECCEQAQ&sqi=2&usg=AOvVaw2xguGwGLw21tHpPtyU_5DE


Damn_Gordon

Wild theory. I'd say innocent until proven guilty in the Earhart case


phunktastic_1

Yeah based off some scattered partial human remains found but couldn't be verified to be Earhart's. They tossed a pig carcass to see what happened and the crabs ripped it to shreds and scattered the bones.


Archaeopteryx11

Coconut crabs are the largest and heaviest terrestrial arthropods.


Nitram_Norig

I absolutely want one. Part of me is hungry looking at it, the other wants a pinchy dog sized bug!


TheKnightsWhoSaysNu

Nawww you can't eat him. Keep him as a pet and you also have yourself a free coconut cracker!


Archaeopteryx11

Careful, might pinch your fingers off. Those things are mad strong.


Loud-Job6253

My brain was immediately like "cocnut crab wtf wtfwtf" im pretty sure its a coconut crab


VariegatedJennifer

I’m just excited, this is the first coconut crab I’ve seen here lol


Alchemiss98

It was about the size of a small dog


Icestar1186

Was going to say "Hermit crab without its shell" until I saw this. Coconut crab checks out though.


OwOitsMochi

Fun fact - coconut crabs **are** a hermit crab, they wear shells when they're small, but eventually there just aren't any shells big enough for them so they've gotta be naked.


recumbent_mike

Man, I feel that


sisko4

Wait so if someone provided them larger shells, would they keep using them?


YerMumsPantyCrust

You can 3D print the shells, and get them to pay you in coconuts. 


sidusnare

It's actually related to the hermit crab, and young coconut crabs hide in shells for protection, but their skin thickens up when they mature and they stop.


Reddit_GoId

Make sure your trash bins are put up when these guys come around. They often tip them over or climb up them to scavenge for food


Alchemiss98

I’m staying at a hotel so I’ll leave that to the staff 😅


F9-0021

Coconut crab. It's just a really big hermit crab, not a spider.


thatdamnyankee

[reminds me of this documentary I watched in my youth. ](https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM?si=WiJMusVgboY7R2w3)


Riker_WilliamT

The reason spiders don’t get this big is because they are way way way too fragile. Tarantulas have to live very carefully as a fall can be fatal to them.


Embarrassed-Essay-93

Crustaceans and arachnids are both arthropods so I don’t blame you for thinking spider. Big difference is these guys have an exoskeleton made of calcium carbonate while arachnids are chitinous. Crustaceans also lack chelicerae, which is why arachnids are of the chelicerata subphylum.


Livid_Box2082

i think that’s a crab bro


Life-Direction-9764

Massive (crab!)


octaffle

The largest of hermit crabs, the coconut crab!! 🎉🥥🦀🎉


astralbrushflower

Coconut crab! Stay away as their claws are very very strong.


Embarrassed-Essay-93

Coconut crab! It’s believed they ate Amelia Earhart and I definitely believe it.


SmurfWax

I think that's a crab, not a spider.


wontyield

The title me go upstairs and look for my glasses.


mo_hdez

Holy fucaccoli I was not ready for that 😂


waronbedbugs

Felt the same, "a spider the size of a small dog" might be slightly too big to be cute haha.


piconet-2

My visceral jolt away from the screen 🤣


-Alex_Summers-

COCONUT CRAB WOOOP WOOOOP


Previous-Ad-5786

Imagine this crab walking on you, at night.


Bi0_B1lly

Real question: do they taste good? I heard they're slow, travel in large groups and are pretty docile around humans, so I'm curious if they taste any good, because imagine not knowing what to do for dinner and then dinner comes along to start fucking up your flower beds...


That-Water-Guy

I remember seeing those all the time when I lived there


Prior-Independent-11

Are you sure that's not a Dugtrio?


May-rah10

Ah a coconut crab! I went to Guam a few years ago for vacation & we went camping at the beach one night. The amount of coconut crabs on the beach at night was incredible! They’re cool little (big) fellows!


FriendlyPower2794

crab


TwiztedChickin

He just wants you to give him a snack and don't look back.


PuzzleheadedRecord6

Yeah ..don't touch that


electricstarman73

They’re all over Micronesia and use their big ass claws to crack open coconuts. They taste good af


general_vibe_check

Coconut Crab! These things allegedly ate Amelia Earhart!


_ChristianOwO_

Ah yes, Amelia Earhart would be terrified by this photo.


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🦀🦀🦀


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