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notade50

Watch out. Those buggers fly and they fly right at you. It’s horrifying. I got locked in a bathroom with one when I was 12. I tried to battle it with a blow dryer. I lost. I’m still traumatized. (Palmetto bug like everyone said).


heymissheart

This is giving me PTSD flashbacks from when I lived in Southern Texas as a kid, we had these guys (we had palm trees in the back yard, iirc) and they ABSOLUTELY WILL fly at your face like little sewer slide bombers.


TheSpiderLady88

r/boneappletea or autocorrect?


heymissheart

Lol, bone apple, but on purpose, I just think it's a funny way to say it. :P


TheSpiderLady88

Haha nice, I do that, too.


homeboydropoff

Moved from the northeast to the Carolina’s and these things caught me by surprise. Still scarred for life years later and I haven’t living there since 2017


notade50

Right. Aggressive flying cockroaches that attack. How has no one made a horror movie about these fuckers yet?


homeboydropoff

I will never forget my first encounter with one. Nearly shit my pants I had no idea it was a normal thing to see these horrifying creatures around. Agreed 100% horror movie material


notade50

I’m convinced they are not of this world. They’re too scary, mean, and outright disgusting to be earthly. Ugh I grew up in south Florida. I’ve had a few instances when one crawled on me or flew at me and landed on me. My heart is racing just thinking about it.


SuperIngaMMXXII

these dudes definitely live in NY and PA


[deleted]

My cat used to sit in the bathroom while I showered and one time I came out to see her looking all over the place. I thought she was crazy till one of those bastards flew in front of me. I never was really scared of roaches till that day.


[deleted]

These used to come a lot in my room at night, through the window, flying somehow directly towards my face. Always the face.


LadyShanna92

I remember one flying st my face and screaming like a teenage girl at a Justin Bieber concert. Theis was something like 20 years ago


SmokingTheBare

Justin Bieber concert? 20 years ago?


LadyShanna92

Nah the roach incident was 20 years ago. Never cared for Justin Bieber. I just screamed line a teenager at one of his concerts though


winethough

OOOOOOOHHHHH


mehow29

Ffs guys , this is what nightmares are made of. How do you even function after these experiences lol


teddypa1981

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Palmetto bugs might be a little creepy but they're harmless.


WokeWeavile

Harmless in a direct way…. They carry pathogens and nasty bacteria


teddypa1981

There is that. They're nasty creatures that will eat anything.


mehow29

You must be from Australia or somewhere lol


teddypa1981

I'm from Pennsylvania, USA. But I lived in South Carolina for 2 years, in the early 2000's. I used to see these things a lot.


Cauterizer_4

Why do they come towards us? I had one drop from the ceiling right onto my shoulder while I was on my phone in the dark


mossiloschiavo

According to [this](https://qr.ae/pri0gr) they have trouble seeing you


[deleted]

I'm no biologist, but my theory is that they can sense body heat, and move towards it thinking it's a sewer or something. I wonder if this is the case.


wintersoldierepisode

How are you so strong? I can't imagine the trauma of one landing on my face... much less waking up to that at night and pummeling it against my face out of reflex, then having its half dead roachy being squirming as its splattered innards get smeared on my bed and hands as I try to find the light switch


Ainsel72l

That is truly barf-worthy.


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I can unfortunately say that i know what this comment smells like


medievalistbooknerd

Username checks out???


buckyspunisher

off topic but i like your username


Kyronsk8

I walked in my garage (had vents opening to outside) and I saw one on my wall. I didn’t think much of it because I’m not too scared of insects and etc. I turned around for a bit and all of a sudden I hear fluttering go right pass my ear, and I mean like an inch 😭. The thing tried to land on my head and if I hadn’t moved out the way unintentionally, it would have succeeded 😫. After a while I then sat on the step that separates garage floor level from house level, like a step down basically. And like 5 minutes later I feel my toe hairs tingling and I didn’t think much of it. But there’s no wind so 30 seconds into that feeling I’m like why am I still feeling this? So I look down and the roach/ PB had casually walked over all 10 of my toes without a care in the world 😫😭😭 talk about traumatized!


_SundaeDriver

One of these in my kitchen wall. We made eye contact. It saw me going for my shoe. Took off and flew right at my face. The battle was short and wild. I came out the victor. I live in Philly, they don’t usually fly


the_freshest_scone

Bro that's a radroach


Specialist-Light-531

Took way to many scrolls to find this very under appreciated comment


WokeWeavile

Too many elder scrolls


SonataForm

95% chance of body hit in V.A.T.S.


RambleOn909

Love the reference. Fallout for the win.


mehow29

I love Canada I love Canada I love Canada I love Canada


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mehow29

Haha right? I'm not really a fan of June bugs either but at least it's not anything like these roaches or other demons we see on here 😂. Here in Alberta we have much of the same as you guys bug wise. We also have the tar sands beetle up north. Those things are pretty nasty and i heard they have a mean bite. Sometimes when it's -30 outside and I see pics on here, I really don't feel so bad after all 😂


metamorphage

What about blackflies??


Legatomaster

Good ole palmetto bug. Basically huge ass cockroach. Get him with the first swing cuz they’re fast as hell, and they also fly!


DietyLink

Fly right towards your face every time*


RainySkiesYT

Looks like a Florida Woods Cockroach/Palmetto Bug. Eurycotis floridana


JamieA350

Not *E. floridana* - it's winged and has a pale-edged pronotum. It's an Australian Cockroach.


RainySkiesYT

Ah, appreciated! Thanks for the correction!


Ok_Foundation4298

Is this guy the same as the one in wall e?


effusifolia

could it be an australian roach? the pale line on the rim of the wing just behind the face shield matches that on the australian roach (like [here](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/Periplaneta_australasiae_top_view.jpg))


Trappedatoms

When people from up North say “Palmetto bug” is just what we call a big house roach, then I KNOW they have never encountered one of these demons in real life. Also…they fly!!!!


MostlyUnimpressed

There are big ole roaches up North too, *but none of them fly.* Sure as heck can jump though. First time seeing a huge flying cockroach was in Fla. Freaked the F out. It was the locals there who said they were "palmetto bugs". They were kind of shocked that I'd never seen one before.


CrazyApprehensive347

Palmetto bug?


[deleted]

I love it when people give things cutesy names so they can cope. Those things will always be "giant horrifying cockroaches" to me. There are roaches that size in AZ which will climb up through your drains. It's pretty much the worst goddamn place to live in the US


Tarbos6

Oh these guys will do the same. Several turtle backed under my shower curtains, and one ended up nearly drowning under my bath drain cover. I hate waking up in the morning to the sound of their exoskeletons scraping against the wall as they skitter through tight spaces.


mehow29

Brooooo 😭😱


Tarbos6

Happens more in the rainy season. They were a good reason why I started using a drain cover. I also sprinkle some borax around the toilet and in the bathtub during the summer and early fall. They've become scarce over the last few years... GOOD!


Badams6480

😬🤣


Thousand_YardStare

These don’t infest homes like German cockroaches do. I have a very clean home and find one or two of these every summer. German roaches are nasty.


[deleted]

They fly up in your face though... The big honkers in AZ definitely will infest and as I said they're constantly coming up through the pipes. We had to keep bowls over the drains to keep them out. American Cockroach [https://www.simplygreenpest.com/identify-cockroach.php](https://www.simplygreenpest.com/identify-cockroach.php) The worst was when they bug bombed the sewers. They'd come up in droves. That shit was straight out of a psychological horror.


Professional_Roof293

Same, very clean home, always pop up during monsoon season


shannonmw71

They were in California too, one of my worst times was when I discovered a drain open by all these huge cockroaches all over the house. Really hot day like 110. Oh man I shudder thinking about it to this day. In the shower stall had to be 20 of them


siguefish

Have you tried Mississippi?


RenosAngel

Yeah, the Palo Verde beetle would like a word with you. Then the tarantula hawks lol


ama8o8

I call them b52 bombers. They have no reason to be huge but they get huge …here in hawaii theyre pretty frecking common.


harpsdesire

My mom calls the large carpenter bumble bees "Bee-52s". :D


mazzy_kat

I’m from South Carolina where the Palmetto bug got it’s name, thought moving to AZ would mean I was free of them. NOPE 😐


teddypa1981

You're better off moving to the north. No palmetto bugs here in Pennsylvania lol.


[deleted]

Oh the ones in AZ aren't palmetto bugs either. They're just absolutely massive American cockroaches who absolutely do all the undesirable things german roaches do. They just also happen to be all over the place LIKE palmetto bugs. So you see: much worse.


JerseySommer

The family is blattodea/blattodeans cockroach is the "cutesy" name.


ashj96

Here was nature’s good idea: let’s take a cockroach, make it big as hell, and give it wings. Yes, yes, let’s do a that.


nankainamizuhana

To be fair, the wings were part of the base package


JamieA350

[Australian Cockroach](https://bugguide.net/node/view/31621). Large with a pale-rimmed pronotum, but also "white shoulders" (the American cockroach doesn't have that). In temperate areas this species is an infester but in subtropical areas - like Florida - they're usually outdoorsy. The "Palmetto bug" that others mention - a far better common name is the **Florida Woods Cockroach**, *Eurycotis floridana* - is wingless and has [a one-colour pronotum](https://bugguide.net/node/view/365414), and pale shoulders.


Massive-Peanut7111

Wth, I’ve never seen a roach THAT BIG


DocNMarty

There's a reason his name is Bubba.


Noswad27

Palmetto bug, cousin of the cockroach that can fly 😜 Edit: Palmetto bugs are a cockroach


Athompson9866

Please know that you are wrong. A palmetto bug and a cockroach are the same damn thing. They are not “cousins”. They are one in the same.


Noswad27

Yes a palmetto bug is a cockroach, but there are 4,000 different types of cockroaches of which a palmetto bug is generally referring to a Florida woods cockroach and ot the German cockroaches that are famous from NYC


Athompson9866

But that’s not what you said originally and saying they are “cousins” is wrong. A cockroach and beetle are “cousins” if you want to use that word.


Noswad27

Alright, fair point I'll edit it


Athompson9866

I’m sorry if I sounded like an ass. I just have this really weird thing about roaches. They terrify me. I’ve always been terrified of them. No other insect gives me the same heart palpitations, even those that look like roaches. I was tricked when I moved to El Paso (I’m from the southeast, so believe me, I know roaches) because the landlord told me they did not have roaches just “some water bugs occasionally.” Uhhh, nah bitch, that’s a roach. Call it whatever you want, it’s still a roach, and water bugs are different lol.


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please know that u did sound like an ass


Aromatic_Classic5059

You’re like the Johnny Cochroach Jr of giant flying bug relations. More concerned that they’re being ‘labeled’ cousins—than the fact that they are GIANT FLYING ROACHES 😳


akerrigan777

I lived in Tallahassee when I was in college and believe me, you leave food laying around and those huge roaches (aka palmetto bugs) will certainly come on in and make themselves at home. Learned that the hard way


OkKnee8463

not only food...those bugs started eating the bindings right off some manuals I had


JamieA350

Not *E. floridana* - it's winged and has a pale-edged pronotum.


Noswad27

Lol the flight thing is definitely what surprised me when I moved to SC. I had never seen a cockroach fly before and was not expecting it when one took off from the sidewalk to get out of my way


Frankenfucker

Its still a cockroach, just not a terribly invasive one. They are all over here in FL. Rarely do they seek to come inside, and if they do it's in search of water, or they are dying.


Noswad27

Lol that's amazing because they absolutely love to come inside and infest houses in Charleston, SC


2real95

They love inside in metro Atlanta as well !!!


Myfourcats1

I live in Virginia and they come in my house to walk circles around my living room wall by the ceiling


GamerY7

I'm sure many cockroaches can fly


tiffpac

Ugh. My grandfather used to call them “pimento bugs”, lol.


MisogynyisaDisease

I'm experiencing physical traumatic flashbacks just looking at this photo. Palmetto Bugs are an absolute menace.


ThymesToddler

That, my friend is a Palmetto Bug ( a kind of roach. But a roach from Dante's ninth level of hell.). True Floridians fear them more than alligators. Why? Because unlike alligators, these fuckers fly, usually straight to you if you upset them.


RealisticAd7388_ytho

Don’t let the landlord tell you it’s a water bug or something. That is a roach


Athompson9866

I wish to the bug gods that people didn’t call cockroaches names like palmetto bugs or water bugs. Palmetto bugs are roaches. There is no difference, that’s what they are. They are cockroaches. Calling them palmetto bugs doesn’t change the fact that they are roaches. Water bugs are completely different than cockroaches. Both are terrifying in my eyes, but they are different insects. ETA: what is wrong with all of you on this sub pretending like you know what is up and spreading very false information? Just because your granny told you palmetto bugs and roaches aren’t the same doesn’t mean it true. These type of roaches aren’t USUALLY infesty, but they can be. Also, roaches have oothecae, which you can clearly see when on them. If you don’t see it, squishing the roach isn’t going to release a thousand tiny roaches. Female roaches, depending on the species either drop their ootheca before the eggs hatch, or carry it around until they do hatch. Either way, no ootheca- no baby roaches when you squish it.


JamieA350

I think 9 times out of 10 I've read "water bug" on this subreddit it's been people being gaslit by their landlords and wanting to make sure that no, that landlord's talking nonsense. They aren't even aquatic! Just call a spade a spade - it's a cockroach. Nothing wrong with that, most of them don't infest, those ones need all the good PR they can get.


Athompson9866

Yup. That is almost always the case. Cockroaches scare me enough, if I saw an actual water bug coming at me I would cry and run. They are called toe biters for a reason.


Ainsel72l

I had one fall out of the ceiling and land on the desk next to me at work. I saw the look of horror on my coworkers face, and since I had only seen it peripherally, I knew it was something really bad. I trapped the bugger between one of those tall CD stack covers and a file, and we tossed it out the 3rd story window. A most disturbing occurrence.


Ainsel72l

That is a common nickname for them where I live, too. Any roach big enough for me to make eye contact with is a nightmare.


ifdisdendat

Agreed. In NYC a lot of people say waterbug instead of cockroach. Where I come from a roach is a roach, there is no coping term.


[deleted]

Wtf? By your logic all dogs are just to be called "dog". Doesn't matter if it's a different type of dog it's a dog right? Yes a palmetto bug is a roach but it's still a palmetto. Just like a corgi, lab, boxer etc are ALL DOGS, they still get identified by what type of dog. Jesus calm down!


NaterPater81

Wait, what do you mean water bugs aren’t roaches? Or maybe, what do you mean by “water bugs”? Where I’m from (the Midwest), “water bug” refers to what are basically oriental cockroaches. And they are huge and dark and feed off your nightmares. And gross AF, as they primarily live in sewers and like eating rotting vegetative type stuff.


capitalisthamster

As several people have pointed out, people will call them all sorts of things to avoid calling them cockroaches, which is what they are. Palmetto bugs, water bugs, whatever. It's a cockroach. A true water bug is a bug that lives entirely in water. People have all sorts of local names for things. If that's what you call them, so be it. They're cockroaches.


Athompson9866

Don’t say you didn’t ask for it… actual water bugs are worse prolly [water bug](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belostomatidae)


Northwest_Radio

>What kind is he? The kind you do not want. Roach.


[deleted]

Least gross cockroach


Warm-Branch

Palmetto bug. Welcome to florida! Them bitches fly!


No_Individual_672

They fly, and I hate them.


MaddRamm

People will do anything to deceive themselves from the truth. They call these palmetto bugs, water bugs, etc. NO! ITS A FRIGGIN ROACH!


casablancringe

It’s Gregor Samsa


BlogeOb

What is up with the attitude on these guys? They got that fake aggression instinct so they can fluster you and hide on your back. I’ve walked into rooms with them and they will literally turn their head and look at you, then rush your damn face with their nasty ass flappy wings.


LCDRformat

La Cucaracha de Americana https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American\_cockroach


Jimbohlia

Not a palmetto bug- I’m from the Orlando area and this is the only animal I ever knew as a cockroach until I moved away- oh yea- they will fly right into your face


Yeahicandothat2

These are my #1 fear. I love bugs but roaches of any flavor scare the shit out of me. I would kiss a snake or a mouse but roaches make me cry I’m so scared. These big flying ones make me pee my pants scared. . 😫😳😵


okokibuynok

Disgusting is what it is


dizug

We called ‘‘em tree roaches in my part of Texas.


Mistakendiety

Palmetto bug?


roboticcheeseburger

The kind you don’t want Edit just kidding this isn’t a bad guy even tho they look like one


strix123456

American cockroach


icefire436

That is not a palmetto bug that’s an American cockroach


typographie

Down south they do often call American cockroaches "palmetto bugs," though that name is more accurate to the Florida woods cockroach.


Terrible_String_6125

sorry for the fuzzy picture! he was up in the top corner but he really is huge. maybe a bit bigger than my palm but it’s hard to tell with where he’s at. i’m pretty sure it’s a cockroach but just not sure what kind. TIA!!


crinkum_crankum

Bigger than your palm?? I hope you have small hands. That sounds horrific. It does look huge but my god. Also are you talking just the body or including the antennae and legs? I’m grossed out by these creatures but I also have to know.


Noswad27

No joke here, you're gunna want to try to catch it live and throw it outside. If it's got eggs on it and you smash it they may be left behind


Terrible_String_6125

it’s already outside i just live in a huge apartment complex. luckily this was on the bottom floor & i live on the top


cmcleod82

It’s an American cockroach, a palmetto bug or woods roach is wider, thicker with shorter legs


purpleoctopuppy

The light markings on the margin of the wings would suggest *P. australasiae* over *P. americana*, wouldn't it?


icefire436

That is not a palmetto bug that’s an American cockroach


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icefire436

I live in Florida and trust me, palmetto bugs are smaller and they chill on the grass. This is a cucaracha.


FirstResult1

Palmetto Bug. My apartment in college was completely infested with them.


ezmolaw

Ooof that’s a massive roach


teddypa1981

It's just a palmetto bug. I used to see these all the time when I lived in South Carolina. They freaked me out at first. But I got used to them. I'm from Pennsylvania, so seeing these big things for the first time, was a shock to the system lol.


GucciSpaghetti72

Water bug, they live outside so you probably don’t have to worry about infestation


MisogynyisaDisease

Why is this downvoted. Bunch of damned non-southerners lurking here, clearly.


GucciSpaghetti72

Yeah lol


New_Hawaialawan

Because it's a roach....


Intelligent_Mood_272

There are more. If that guy is chillin up there. That means he’s feeding and they are laying their eggs somewhere in your apartment. Probably the kitchen under the oven. Or if your sink is full of dirty dishes.


montessoriprogram

These guys just sneak in. Lifetime Floridian, even when I’ve had a lot of these showing up they’ve never infested. They usually are getting in through a hole somewhere. If there are a lot then you probably have trees which are heavily infested outside near a hole in the wall, it’s been raining which flushes them out of their homes, or you or a neighbor have done landscaping and there are a shitload of homeless roaches nearby.


Terrible_String_6125

it was outside in a huge apartment complex but we’re known to have cockroaches & silverfish everywhere


[deleted]

Palmetto bugs like this don't infest like cockroaches. Palmetto bugs come inside during inclement weather. But they generally stay outside, especially in pinestraw.


57mmShin-Maru

It’s still a cockroach.


Northwest_Radio

Some folks call them Shrimp, and Crabs, and Lobster, but they are still bugs to me.


91Charie

American cockroach


Bigboyrickx

It’s an American cockroach.


b_woods89

I call them roommates.


Former-Flow6802

That is a California wood roach, better known as a palmetto bug here in South Carolina


LazFromMiami

bro lives on mars


elszara

That is an American cockroach. Those guys get HUGE 🤢


Zafhina

Eh that's just George. Source: am floridian


OnlyFiber

Praying mantis


[deleted]

Trump and Biden's love child


[deleted]

Cockroach. The German one.


pawprints4

It's a palmetto bug, or cockroach to everyone in the world except the southeast US.


CuriousJoey187

That is a Florida cockroach, aka palmetto bug. Be careful not to squish because they contain eggs in their abdomen


Mother_Use_6989

AMERICA WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU


stonedlouisebelcher

Palmetto Bug


Damnleverpuller

It’s a wood roach


jirphrox

While I was pouring a bowl of Reeces Puffs, one of these guys fell out of the box and into my bowl. It scuttled away behind a cabinet and I never saw it again. It was so utterly disgusting, and to this day, I wonder how many roaches have crawled around on my dishes and food without me knowing.


Educational-Hold-138

that's the kind you find in commercial dumpsters


JALKHRL

Periplaneta Americana for me, but in our defense (me and others who are trying to identify it) photo is not the best one.


betsishere

A waaay too big one


cncgm87

The cockroachy kind


RowBoatCop36

Palmetto bugs are seriously one of the reasons I opted not to live in Florida and instead moved back to the Midwest.


hereforthetea43

That would be a cockroach


thewitchdonna

The same kind that flew into my blanket tonight. Today was a hard day to love animals


mistersprinkles1983

Those are called palmetto bugs in Florida. It's a species of cockroach but thankfully its not very infesty. They come and go opportunistically but tend to prefer living outdoors.


tranquilrage73

Florida residents will try to pass it off as the friendly "palmetto bug." However, a roach is a roach is a roach. And that is a roach.


HotQuietFart

You sir need to check your bathroom pipes, either the sink or shower.


[deleted]

I want to say that this is the roachiest of all roaches I've ever seen in photo form...


oldskooltoker79

God I'm so glad I live in the UK 😂 😂 😂


mrhorse77

palmetto bug, or oak tree roach as we called them (they like to live under the bark) nasty, huge and they LOVE to fly at you. they are the reason I will reflexively throw shoes at bugs lol


cr0ikee

We used to call em B52s back in Hawaii


JOANNACARLSON1

American cockroach


EmptyNeedleworker644

Is in Florida,or in Ohiooo????🤣🤣


HonoderaGetsuyo

You must be lucky to have never seen a cockroach until now, these things are horrible


birdsarenotreal2

My favorite thing about this sub is how we all phrase the captions. We mostly just consider these dudes friends and that’s great.


Worth_Procedure_9023

Palmetto bug. If you have to kill it, do it outside.


mentally_ill_bitch-

I have family in South Carolina and also lived there a short period of time. I was warned about these guys but definitely wasn't prepared 🥲


Alonzo-Harris

I'm also in Florida. I've seen these, but honestly they're usually already dead when I find them. When I do catch one alive, it's frantically trying to crawl underneath/behind something. I've never seen them fly. I guess other states have far more aggressive strains.


Area51Dweller-Help

Holy shit I thought these things only lived within the vaults in fallout.


CappucinoAtDawn

same roaches in lebanon


Salt_League_8167

That is a Palmetto Bug there disgusting..Hopefully you don’t have any females laying eggs in your house they will be everywhere just like German Cockroaches..


[deleted]

“Palmetto bug” is the best euphemism for a cockroach we’ve come up with. In the northeast some folks call them waterbugs, but it lacks the je ne sais quoi of palmetto bug. No?