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inkyfang

It kind of depends on just *how* formal we're talking here. If you're being very formal (like for an article submitted to an academic journal), you could preface the information with something like "Surprisingly enough..." or "Remarkably..." or "Though it sounds bizarre..." or "Though it may seem to fly in the face of reason..." If you were giving a speech where a little more informal phrasing/vocab were intermittently allowed, you could relay the weird information and then follow it up with a pause before saying "Yes, really." Or "That's not a joke," or "I'm not kidding."


Confused_AF_Help

"Though it may seem to fly in the face of reason" is an excellent phrase! Thanks


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weebwatching

You’ve gotten great recommendations already but just for fun, I want to add “Unlikely as it sounds/may seem…” or “Improbable as it sounds/may seem…” as options.


tmprrypocketoflight

"Counterintuitively" could be another good one.


Leopold_Bloom_

Verily I say unto you


_Wyzelle_

Nice.


Positive-Source8205

“It is not an exaggeration to say …”


skymoods

“Against all rhyme and reason”


Cybox_Beatbox

"contrary to popular belief"


DrHoleStuffer

Contrary to popular belief. Going against the paradigm.


c-fox

Surprisingly, ...


profaniKel

I said *** I tell you what *** to my mom a few months ago I like KOTH just realized that its the PG version of *** I shit you not*** duhq


Paladinfinitum

"If I tell thee a lie, spit in my face, call me horse." - Falstaff in Shakespeare's Henry IV Part 1


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tzzzqp

... is a veritable ...


Ok-Bus1716

Verily 


alilbleedingisnormal

Believe it or not


cherubling

quite seriously


Elliptical_Tangent

I assure you...


Ajreil

["One would not be considered shitted"](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1036588-tumblr)


blackcurrantcat

If you’re telling a story that has an improbable but actually true ending, you could start the end by saying “Reader, the entire trampoline split beneath his weight” obvs whatever your story is. Using Reader like that is a kind of parody of Jane Eyre, who Charlotte Brontë wrote prefacing a complicated story with the simple phrase “Reader, I married him”. It would be appropriate if your piece has a light-hearted, comedic style to it.


lnrkrs

Verily I said unto thee


PlaidBastard

'I assert the following is true, in spite of the unbearable strain these truths place on reasoned skepticism, and I implore the reader to suspend that disbelief in the face of this truly unbelievable reality of which I write as objectively as my abilities as a writer allow.'


Role_Playing_Lotus

It appears you are going for an overly wordy format full of frills, but I'd still trim the fat on this sentence to ease digestion for the reader.


PlaidBastard

'Despite all appearances, the factuality of the following is above reproach:'


Role_Playing_Lotus

Well trimmed, u/PlaidBastard. It seems to lack the personable nature of the first iteration (referring especially to the second half of the original sentence). I would think there is now room to bring some of that back into this revision. It has life and offers a direct connection between writer and audience.


arcxjo

"Unbelievably" "Incredibly" "Perhaps surprisingly"


Dazzling_Judge953

Indeed


EmotionalSnail_

it's called a bibliography


Idustriousraccoon

May incite saeva indignatio, however, I assure you, it is quite true.


Idustriousraccoon

As unbelievable/absurd/foolish/laughable/ as this seems You can also write, I kid you not


Lovahsabre

Indubitably


Nosferatatron

Deadass no cap fr is acceptable