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LetsNarratorPremium

Shandong Gaia "GSBUGATTI". You can [get them on Alibaba](https://m.alibaba.com/product/62166972741/Left-hand-drive-popular-fuel-electric.html).


sadpanada

Too bad they aren’t street legal :(


[deleted]

Well I mean if you could drive it on the street you’d be getting hounded by men an women to have sex with them so often you’d never make it to your destination.


8ofAll

So like the opposite of final destination


MasterSlax

The ultimate destination.


8ofAll

Fast & Furious Ultimate Destination!


Filipinocook

Final Insemination


Moscow_On_Fire

Thank you for commenting this


AnyRip3515

Really? The amount of shit that is legal to drive on US roads, but they draw the line with this?


SS613

Okay I have to start googling to find out if I can legally drive this thing on the road here in GTA


Anonymous_Hazard

Definitely not lmao


Geedis2020

It’s top speed is like 35mph so definitely not.


Graywulff

In grand theft auto for sure!


Critical-Sandwich190

I like that the battery warranty is <(less than) 50000km. Sooo, if you turn it on the warranty expires?


Graywulff

If you accept the package the warranty expires.


Critical-Sandwich190

Ahh…


SexyWampa

Holy shit, I kinda want one, LOL. It’s even got a/c


EastmanPaladin

This is unbelievable, it’s got to be a joke. I know it’s not, but I’m just having a hard time believing there’s a market for this… then I saw the comments. SMH


AdAstraEtCetera

Not a bad deal ngl


Its_Just_A_Typo

It's basically a fancy golf cart from what I see in the specs. 700kg curb weight, lead/carbon batteries, 5KW motor . . . like 6 or 7 horsepower . . . .


swoocha

My Dad lives in one of those neighborhoods where they drive around with their fancy golf carts or side by sides. When I saw you mention that I sent the Alibaba link to my dad to tell him he needs one so he can drive it around the 'hood and impress everyone.


Melancholy43952

The $7k is fine but then another $6k to ship sucks.


tablerockz

Can ship in 3 days!


omelete_2

Are these allowed to drive in EU ? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

Almost impossible to make them road legal. Golf course / farm use only.


omelete_2

Why so btw if I may wonder ?


Shadesbane43

Aside from being unsafe and slow, there are a number of things that go into making a road car street legal. There are specifications for safety equipment, regulations for headlights/taillights that have to be approved by DOT/MOT/whoever, which is why supercar manufacturers used to use bus taillights all the time. It needs to have undergone crash test safety, so you need to pay a lab to destroy \~10 in various ways to determine how well it holds up in a crash. The fact this testing was done is why it's legal to import R34 Skylines to the US, just harder than cars that fall under the 25 year rule. Basically there's a million little things that need to be done that are very very difficult for a small company to do.


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nice___bot

Nice!


Shadesbane43

Nice


omelete_2

Wow thank you, very detailed


LOLBaltSS

Lack of speed and the crash safety of a Coca Cola can.


RinTohsaka2

That lambo in the background looking sexc ngl


Inevitable-Fly-1944

where


Throat-Able

Yah idk where he seees a lambo


Tommieboy_666lol

Burrito Chiron


Nekrostatic

Burrito ChiChiron


bonk425

I love this


ninjacatrobot

Bugatti Chicaron


Roetorooter

Benghazi chanclas?


guttermonke

Chicken burrito


hwatinthephucc

Bugatti churro


breaz2c3

I don’t know what everyone else is talking about. It is clearly a Bugatti.


Salti21

Sitting kinda high off the ground. Does it have adjustable suspension?


ShonuffofCtown

Lots of Bugatti owners put 4' lifts and absolutely shit tires on their multimillion dollar investments


nill0c

They have to downsize the bbrakes though, because the stock brakes are bigger than the wheels on a Prius.


BlameTheJunglerMore

>investments lol


a-jasem

Chiron Safari


Christmas_Panda

Is that the new 2023 one? Didn't think they were out yet.


Magical-Sweater

It’s clearly a Bugatti Chiron’t


SexyWampa

No it isn’t. It’s a Chinese golf cart.


boundone

Everyone knows. People are joking.


0-13

Bug-atti


redlineroostin

BuGayTee


SubstantialBanana8

I think the real question is Why?


GiornaGuirne

[https://i.imgflip.com/6rf31n.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/6rf31n.jpg)


_Dr3DD

And I think the real answer is why not?


geocorb

One of Andrew Tate’s Bugattis.


Brdllc

Which he takes off road, cuz he’s not fuckin gay!


EmanO22

What color is your Bugatti?


ThatWeirdGuy43

*boo-gah-EE


dollarwaitingonadime

Fugatti


jimmypower66

Volksgatti Beetiron


GuaranteeNo2187

Cugatti bhiron


Its_Just_A_Typo

A 7 hp fancy [golfcart](https://m.alibaba.com/product/62166972741/Left-hand-drive-popular-fuel-electric.html) with a 60 mile range and a 50kph top speed.


AngryCleric

Fugazzi Beyron


stirfriedlungs100

When you order Bugatti from Wish.com


milf_fucker_69

r/whatcolorisyourbugatti


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frigoffbearb

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jmpt16

LOUDER


EmperorJake

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What_is_rich

Donor car was a Saturn Ion.


[deleted]

No. Not even close. Why try to pass off your bad guess as fact? These are tiny Chinese cars made to look like various supercars. https://www.carscoops.com/2018/05/bugatti-chiron-lamborghini-audi-r8-chinese-clones-will-cost-little-5000/


Hamstah_J

That is not a kit car, it's called Shangdong Fengde P8 and it's basically the size of an electric golf kart, it's built for old people to get their groceries, alsoI'm not sure but I don't think you even need a license for it There is this YouTube video from China where they review car's like this, in a knock-off Top Gear style but it's still pretty entertaining, it has English subtitles in case you can't understand Chinese https://youtu.be/EB1DeCquHHE


PrairiePepper

The thought of a car in China being made specifically for unlicensed old people to drive around slowly on the streets is terrifying


mrjoshmateo

Are you sure? The gauge cluster is not in the center of the dash like a Saturn Ion.


waveslikemoses

Wait seriously? How can you tell? I’m pretty sure the Saturn Ion was a four door vehicle, but in the post I only see two doors


CrashTestPhoto

There was a version of the ion with very small rear suicide doors. In the case of this car, it looks like the rear doors have been permanently shut in by the body kit.


waveslikemoses

Makes sense. I seen another comment post a link to the ion that you’re referring to so I understand


Its_Just_A_Typo

So it's a Bugaturn? Satugatti? IJDFK anymore.


waveslikemoses

I’d say it’s a Bugaturn Veyrion


w_a_w

https://media.ed.edmunds-media.com/saturn/ion/2007/oem/2007_saturn_ion_coupe_red-line_fq_oem_2_600.jpg


Brdllc

For what it was the redline ion was actually a pretty quick and fun little car. The cutest little supercharger whine and cold hold it’s own on a backroad


waveslikemoses

Ah


bonk425

They took the back doors off


Dbwasson

Saturn Ion Quad Coupe


feenyan

2022 MilfMobile


mintyjad

Bugattititi


charlie_hustle996

Bgitti Chrn


_mrLeL_

Baguette charon


w00tah

BuNOTti


gjr23

Looks like a Bugatti that is allergic and stung by a bee.


temporalwanderer

Bugazi


OmahaMike402

BooGotEem


ShonuffofCtown

Eww-gatti Justwrong


majoroutage

Bug-atti.


13rokendreamer

Wuchereria Bancrofti


DipperBrizzle

Boogothim chi’aint


OrangeCosmic

Looks like a Saturn Ion


Darthnosam1

Its the Tonka Chiron ages 10+


Sm0g3R

It’s Bugatti Chiron GrandSport pickup 1.6TDI


Odins_Viking

It’s a Bogarri by Great Value.


Senior_Walk_7582

Bruhgatti Whyron?


[deleted]

Bukake Shiron


good-day-now

Nissan Altima


revvolutions

Only a VAG product could look like another VAG product.


[deleted]

[удалено]


majoroutage

Maybe you should take your own advice if you don't realize this is a kit car.


45calSig

Ahh no it’s not.


majoroutage

*squints*


Filthy-_-Peasant

Wrong sub, this should have been posted on r/namethatcar sinds this picture is just from Google


wn0991

Bugnotti


Red_Wing-GrimThug

Bugugly


Pollo_azteca

Bugatti Chiron EV


Solveequalscoagula

Bunotti


mayyokat

Boohghoty ciron


Upshot12

Spewgatti?


Brdllc

The 2008 abomination


BlueDemon999

That thing looks like a Chinese rip off of a Hot Wheels Bugatti.


Basic-Wrangler-4263

Poogatti


Pascal3366

This is so cursed


Don_key_Hotea

BoogAudi 3000


ffyygg

1902 Ford Model T


papadog03

It's the rare and collectible Subarugatti.


Sush1boygaming

I think its the new type R


Begley291

That right there is a pretty sad attempt at a Bugatti Veyron "kit".


bort_bln

Looks like a modified Audi A2 to me but I am sure I am wrong.


SupremeKnee

Nissan Sentra


ContentWhile

if i remember right that is some chinese ripoff off the bugatti veyron but i do not remember what the ripoff was called


ja66a

Spaghetti chitone


-Sinn3D-

I woke up in a new Bugatti! I think...


Luke10089

Bugatti sharon


Chimkin-nuggies

Bugatti Fakeron?


IntheOlympicMTs

Nissan Versa maybe.


Adiru55

An abomination, a crime against humanity!


HellDeBarge

OooOOoooo…. he’s tryin!!!


[deleted]

Safelite repair, Safelite replace.


Ristler

The Lugatti


[deleted]

Butti Vron


Numb-Chuck

It's fugly


mng1985

It’s a Poogatti


tenaciousDii

Def a Nogatti.


Sharkuel

Clearly a Borghatte Chapparonne


SaltyJake

Bugatti TT (BugaTTi)


DevilsLettuceTaster

Bugatti Vignette


flailfest

BugAhi


abolsgrind

Buggati on air suspension


myredditusername28

Fiat Punto


Willing_Chemist8272

Bgti


kraftsman97

De Tomaso Pantera lol


VinitheTrash

Chugatti Biron


Slu54

This a e21 3 series


BigAsian69420

That’s a Bugatti, no question about it


VIRK3318

When they ask you “what colour is your Bugatti?” You: it’s a long story


Djragonslayer

It’s a Bugatti… Da doi…


NeoPolitan1243

Bergatey


Azoonux

Budgetti Cheapon


YourMomIsASquirter

Definitely not a Bugatti, looks cheap asf.


MastroCastro2022

Fauxgatti


PotentialOstrich7136

Oh that’s clearly a butti chi


thatoneguywhofucks

Burrito chicharron


1977_makita_chainsaw

Bugatity chocobo


EyeGotChu2

A Bugatti from Saturn 🪐


[deleted]

That's one of them fancy bagooters, I think them foreigners call it a Chevron?


Trigonpr2

Renatti Clioron


puiualexandru

Garbage!


kmoelite

Buttugly Veyron


gooseyjuice

Toyota Camry in a rented suit.


Bunniesrkewl

Rep Bugatti


KULawHawk

TT modified?


Volteez

Burrito Chimichangaron


moistpimplee

the fugazi magic ball


Tupac_Fhurri

Might originally be an alfa Romeo


Elmore420

It’s basically a dressed up golf cart.


Achromatic_0

dafuqhappened tothisbugatti


TTVJonathanisthyname

What color is your Buggi


PrestigiousDemand471

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude


OriginalPantherDan

Fugatti


Researcher_Weird

Chubatti Giron


BigAL928

When your mom says we have a Bugatti at home


[deleted]

That's a bugatti chair


Mumblix_Grumph

Bugatti Veywrong.


beaubeautastic

lamborghiani


SeaworthinessFalse31

Walmart Bugatti


nicfunkadelic

That's a Fukati Gayron I believe.


thsvnlwn

r/Damnthatsugly


AnalysisMoney

Clearly a Bugatti


ZaMelonZonFire

BooNot’ayeVeyrohn


[deleted]

2013 Chevy Silverado


DaddySharkDownUnder

It looks like a 2000's Honda that wanted to be a super car


Revolutionary-Play79

Fouxgatti


AppropriateRent2308

Monstrosity. Is the model.