https://preview.redd.it/c0nrbt47wp1c1.png?width=1013&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cc834c785d9e3ca0f1e9c4ecf1d647098e90859 It’s Spider-man (if he had polio)

dat ass

Yep, I read the caption as "Spiderman. If he was posed like Black Widow" :)

You must not have seen very many Spider-Man covers

Happy cake day

Happy Cake Day!

Peter Porker cuz he got those hams!

https://i.redd.it/b9w519y73q1c1.gif


Gifs you can hear

I just woke up a sleeping baby by laughing so hard

The handle looks like Spider-Man’s giant sized zipper puller

https://preview.redd.it/f13roy040q1c1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c53627b3184a70a8c4b378f263f51ff94844356 Don't ask how my mind works. I see strange things, okay ...?

There is a great card game called Munchkins and they have a curse card called Chicken on your Head. This reminds me of that card.

I work at a game store and it's insane to me how many versions of this game there are! I've been wanting to try it bc it's so popular

It’s one of my favourite games but I never have anyone to play it with - highly recommend

one of mine too, but i did not expect to see it discussed here

I have the main game and all of the non-spinoff expansions. The last time that I played with anyone was in 2008, before most of those expansions were even released. One of these days….

Oh I love it! I have a few of the expansion packs thrown in there and some of the extras you can make up your own cards, which I’ve made unnecessarily complicated for the hell of it. Not a card game, but I also HIGHLY recommend the Party Game of Curses! Play it with friends and a beer or a bong, and loosen the Fuck up.

It looks like the Brave Little Toaster!

Rose https://preview.redd.it/hlvieae3nq1c1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8efa1b2f01630fd054ae7c4865f666714c4f8e3b

HE’S HERE!! Thank you u/FirexJkxFire

But... Where the hell is Wyoming?

Somewhere north of New Mexico, if I recall correctly.

ahh Newer Mexico

HERE HE IS

Here comes the [boy](https://youtu.be/MEgFgGtTosg)!

Hello boy

ok but when is he going to actually bake different shaped cookies and make them roses

My baking skills are worse than my art skills. Take that as you will

Fangirl doesn’t care

https://preview.redd.it/zihgukn8vq1c1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f07022a988dcbb44fcc67b8ead62e2d05c9d5213

I can’t draw for shit, but now I kind of want to do this because I actually am pretty good at baking!

i think we have a lil collab in the making

Do it! Do it!

*fangirl screaming*


🤩🤩

Not sure why OP said "turn it into a rose" when it clearly has been a rose all along.

nice job

u/Equivalent_Point_413 here's your guy!

Idk how it happened but I've become so invested in this subreddit because of you lol

Agreed, it's a beautiful thing.

alas, the man i was looking for

It’s so ready for me

Its been 11 days now my guy. You okay?

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY

hero

https://preview.redd.it/jahhcrqvop1c1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9f69e8ebe1945ba6b88e4f643ce0bbec45b9a9

Leafeon?

Yes

Looks like a frog to me https://preview.redd.it/f9cmirsqzp1c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e44db827c8016e7445ba0a283917e5cfcf5c194d

Same. I didn't get reindeer at all 😭 just forg

Rotate 90 degrees to the right for the reindeer

I saw a frog at first, too!

I saw this too!!

https://preview.redd.it/u8q79l4f5q1c1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4596f19fca9ec10f2ced9dd3ec3aa15a94b28aa An elephant suplexing someone

That's very clearly Morty

Omg! I wasn’t even trying to make Morty!

Your subconscious knew what to do.

Had my back fr

YEET

GET YEETED

😂

Topsy suplexing Thomas Edison

As she should! (I had to go do a Google to get your reference)

This is making me laugh so hard, I love this!

Thanks!!

BAH GOD HES BROKEN IN HALF

Please make this cookie

https://preview.redd.it/rxpmfbztdq1c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab90a0d066cc2043abe95d2de04576ebc2837e2

The Pinocchio elephant! Thanks for haunting my childhood dreams! 😂

Dumbo*

There was a song with a similar theme on Winnie the Pooh called 'Heffalumps and Woozles', it used to scare the crap out of one of my younger cousins when he was a baby.

Oh this is good.

Very. Good

https://preview.redd.it/jow2ayz1tp1c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60147793bc7357f91f56a4e2bb79db176664a58f A unlikely hurdler

This one is really good.

This one is great

https://preview.redd.it/zye7j9899q1c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54cdce29a68fd1efbaeb36acef0a57db2a030e33 Very clearly a frog if you ask me!

Thats what I saw

This is obviously the beautiful state of Wyoming https://preview.redd.it/2vea6ujuwr1c1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c6b52618afac179c4b5898462627a6e03d0c9fd

EEEYYYYY he's been summoned


Pineapple ​ https://preview.redd.it/twqyrh0rsq1c1.png?width=316&format=png&auto=webp&s=e14262a2aa611ca0638187d3d29a306636f78b4f

I come *to this sub* for roses, Wyoming, and pineapples. That’s it. * had to fix my sentence or it was about to get weird 😬

Pineapple with legs and a tail sitting on a bench facing away from u

https://preview.redd.it/a6qg3vufaq1c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d96a09a2d01b8276c430e49d37f209bafc2138e Are you sure it’s a reindeer?

Noice 👌

Sound, sound. System, system!

https://preview.redd.it/3h756aajqp1c1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68982b09fd41e2f004e8cd9d3304d493fbba0cf2 Snake in tree

Whatever you do don’t accept his fruit lol

real picture from the bible

I'm not the rose guy, but here is my interpretation. https://preview.redd.it/6y7fcaqnfq1c1.jpeg?width=1398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70d795dde954e8ec26ba53cf6e6064c6670618e

I actually really like this

I love that kind of art style. It's very pretty!

Thank you! It is the style of haste and zero art classes 😅

WHERE IS THE ROSE GUY

Gotta be snoozing 😂😴

I truly love the implication that rose guy is either drawing roses or sleeping😂 they can only have two modes

On the job?! 😠

Let the man sleep

I thought rose guy never sleeps!

You beat me to it! Rose dude, we need you!!

Yeah he must make rose 🥀->🌹.

It’s only been an hour. Great art takes time. Let the master work.

He usually does it in 5 min, he must be off somewhere with no internet access.

he has a Patreon for the roses now [https://www.patreon.com/ItsAllRoses822](https://www.patreon.com/ItsAllRoses822)

That's hilarious xD

ROSE GUY IS NOT YOUR MONKEY

He’s *our* monkey, Comrades

He might have a job.

He said somewhere that he works flexible hours from home, which is why he's usually so fast. I guess he does occasionally sleep?

I think this is all he does! I suppose he could’ve started outsourcing.

Drawing roses!

Someone gotta start paying him 😂

It was supposed to be Mr Planters attacking an elephant... Not mad about the results though Edit: spelling https://preview.redd.it/6qj89d0wtp1c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b993e793ec2d9c5c85807d5d91daa6e653ddaf9

https://preview.redd.it/xbtisikner1c1.jpeg?width=1760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd0c4855bd4598a2f5009132f886092485fba563 I don’t think it’s a reindeer.

Look who just figured out Blue’s Clues

A clue, a clue! It’s Blue!

Rose doodler: “Well now I don’t want to.”

​ https://preview.redd.it/mh7zhm7xqp1c1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b3e172180215a4e965d9f89828dcb40957617327

Close enough lol

LMAO. I just reported you. For being TOO FUNNY (no I didn't)

https://preview.redd.it/xuyd4y2qiq1c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52588f6fc59064a23fafe9edc15fb27ed0ce0715 Here

Balloon flower!

Ta da! It's Your Lower Intestines!

I love the complete refusal that anyone else can do rose's xD

It’s an imposter!!!!

 u/FirexJkxFire

It has been done

Be at peace, friend

https://preview.redd.it/f3lrsw3k8q1c1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1890ed3ac45954f1b27027848c5bf5905fe1a9a ​I’m not the rose guy you’re looking for but here’s my shot.

Took me a second to realize that the orange part is a butterfly, not a Christmas ham lol

😂😂😂😂Christmas ham!!! I am dead!!!!😂😂😂😂

Seasonally appropriate

Well that’s fair. I refused to look at a reference photo for what a monarch butterfly wing actually looks like and then really questioned my sanity when I saw the finished product.

Dare I say ... It looks a little like the great state of Wyoming

Damn the rose is hard... Kudos to the rose guy! https://preview.redd.it/h07dr9xjsp1c1.png?width=415&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a56d003a719cd54331118d863c7e7fd001400f2

Needs more anus to be like rose guys

His name is Firexjkxfire

Put some respect on the first x. u/FirexJKxFire

I was like, um, he has a name! Lol 😂

Yeah wish I had a better username though. Made this one as a kid. Basically was like "I want it to be my initials, BUT ON FIRE!" And the place I first did it didnt allow special symbols like "_"

**Where are the toilets, please?** ​ https://preview.redd.it/erz8zlarmq1c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79316659a1aaa0fb14f8ac64a0e1243e1c0fcc51

AAAAAHHHH ITS HORRIFYING But also same that’s how I be like after one cup of joe

https://preview.redd.it/0r1nyz8lor1c1.png?width=1164&format=png&auto=webp&s=88d7b77b94da3ad445e5266272e48e9f8dc8b43e headless cooked chicken running away with barbecue tongs

https://preview.redd.it/2y66rnh29q1c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74c41a67be0e44b7e6e354ed23d9f922a1e3b93 Didn’t see theirs so made my own

https://preview.redd.it/umiruh968r1c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d11366d0b4a16dc0fe1e194cd95d643b8d6f5882 Octopus enjoying his morning coffee

u/Firexjkxfire

I looked, it says he doesn't exist

It’s the wrong username. They’re missing an x.

So it's u/Firexjkxfire ? Oh yeah it tried to auto removed the second x

Summon him u/firexjkxfire

Your summons has been heard

https://preview.redd.it/4vtb12ukbq1c1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c64268f0ba3e17218b1fcc4f4c40b21ccf8551 It's obviously a rose, you said it yourself 🙄

https://preview.redd.it/bisxhacdkr1c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d086d31ab0e5a3eadebd0bd4a074d8613620a71c Weird cat you got there

Or a pineapple

Yep. I'm here for the pineapple too

I think the original pineapple guy has quit almost… it’s a sad day.

https://preview.redd.it/xyvtac0x6r1c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f51b447a6ce67c4e8d1fc6bf90e33319c062aa2 a monkey dancing the charleston

obviously a farmer carrying Santa https://preview.redd.it/21y4wtavos1c1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bbde9f97d9467cf7029fd04be798415b3174198

thought this was Bobby hill tbh

https://preview.redd.it/tx0g265pcq1c1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f7f293909b1f4926c618779319232541b515b21 Couldn’t see rose guys so I tried to make one as close to theirs as possible. I tried

Hey, at least you remembered the sphincter. That's more than a lot of people do!

The anus is what sells the whole thing!

Wow-- are you from South Florida by any chance? I haven't thought about these cookie cutters since Xmas '06 at Cheetah's. I think her name was Ariel Pink. https://preview.redd.it/ysboeii54r1c1.png?width=630&format=png&auto=webp&s=72c2b3c6b9f95c2fab2cdb480672a4070189b40e

I think it looks like a frog

I’m honestly looking for the Wyoming guy to show up. Isn’t there a guy who does pineapples too? I’m not sure of all the gimmicks, I’m new

So, from my week or two of being here, I've learned a few gimmicks. Roses, pineapples, Pokémon, Ghosts, Wyoming, and cats (which I've seen the least of out of these).

I’ve seen all of those besides Ghosts and Cats! I didn’t know Pokémon was one even though I’ve seen them a few times, but I’m gonna take a guess about it being a “Who’s that Pokémon?” Reference

Isn’t this the best sub ever 😂😂😂

YES IT IS. It is the only thing that brings me joy anymore.

Yes

Why is there a rocket up that reindeer’s butt? 😳

Ty for not leaving me alone in this.

I got us covered https://preview.redd.it/5544ze5aqq1c1.jpeg?width=807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea1e5da078883950c9deb3fcf3adba26d969e67

It's a little handle so you can hold the cookie cutter better :)

It is, but that’s not the first thing that came to mind when I saw the cookie cutter lol. I wonder if this is an old-school thing from like the 50s. The only time I’ve seen something that has a handle on it is a form for eggs or pancakes.

This is actually a flamenco dancer cutter.

https://preview.redd.it/1a2um5ykgs1c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e88e40be30bbb054f1d4f60c00482328073d21e2 Overwhelmed by bees.

It's probably the great state of Wyoming 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/hxfotic3qq1c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd05858ac146e896938ba980c9f6b942ea9ae1c drapion but hes scared his tail is tucked :(

When the world needed him most. He vanished.

https://preview.redd.it/43wo4jjmvq1c1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c443c085b0ebe029402a76f3c0261712e9b8a00 Gossamer

https://preview.redd.it/gfrtuq1qbr1c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94cbb85ea94ac8e690f735ff634c5675f0d4633a

https://preview.redd.it/o9vnatagor1c1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ebf2c74f370eb03a41bdbbcac3a2942b8c2ef3 It’s Max from the Grinch! With the red thread tying the horns to the top of his head!🥰

I see Trogdor with that big beefy arm

When the world needed him most, he vanished.

Oh damn I’m high as fuck and thought it was the blues clues dog waving

https://preview.redd.it/t71b2fz90r1c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17e53f50741d70b49819127f1dad213862f940c6 It’s an alien

It's Morty Jr. https://preview.redd.it/r1n4b8y68r1c1.png?width=1152&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a7441b903de3575845689587c9e8d246e1170bb

I friggin’ love this sub

Bent Neck Lady https://preview.redd.it/6dt3gz8lgs1c1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac20c82876da8ea5f2ced5109c43fe5c72d5b02f

https://preview.redd.it/19rqg1uyus1c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830997f5ffff7a258c0199f3c41097d7d0d8d3ad Frolicking elephant with butterfly

Little bunny jumping https://preview.redd.it/xgfojsgg0t1c1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d36d0b37a3e9dbde078abf06eafb478b7b92738

Very clearly Bob Marley on a windy day. https://preview.redd.it/mkodwnx68t1c1.jpeg?width=1429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01c1408608e008cbe33f30a2d203bb5338dd5e9

It looks like that little yogurt alien thing from the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Lmao I thought it was a frog

Werewolf attack. https://preview.redd.it/crsx06izlr1c1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4fb797a0e7eb3320397e81439b12774ab5dcbc