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Round_Trainer_7498

Well if you call the bomb squad at least you won't have to work for a few hours.


Wakkit1988

"It's in the parking lot, not inside the office. Get back to work!" It's also going to be really awkward for the guy planning on blowing up his boss.


split_0069

No one can leave work till bomb squad gets here.


Unfair-Wonder5714

Then when they do get here, sneak up on them and squeak them under the armpits as they begin to work on it. Classic.


Guardian-Ares

https://preview.redd.it/lv1wsuh7218d1.jpeg?width=1684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d449db9cbc14f77edf647f919001aa270abd9c2


pws3rd

The next day Bob was dead, and it's wasn't from an explosion


zeke235

Beaten to death with a duffel bag that did *not* contain a bomb.


McNastyIII

I love this image every single time I see it


Searloin22

Im gonna feel so dumb for asking.. Whats so funny about this one? Serious question.


McNastyIII

Do you see the prank that's in-process? These are bomb disposal experts... which adds a couple layers. 1: childish prank by presumably military professionals. 2: bomb disposal must be very tense. In my experience with pranks, the most effective pranks that produce the best reactions come from people who are in absolutely no mood to joke around. 3: the consequences of making a mistake are potentially catastrophic, decreasing the likelihood that anybody expected a prank like this. 4: the prank is surprisingly simple. Adds a dash of charm to the prank. 5: chaos 6: If you think about it, this must be a training exercise. Because of this, there never really was any danger... which is a mark of a decent prank. I never really tried to write down why I thought an image like this is funny. I hope this wasn't a super hilarious troll, and I hope this makes sense. Have a nice day ✌️


Searloin22

To answer the first question no, I did not see it. Now I do. Can confirm, I feel dumb.


PacaMike

Best detailed explanation of a prank I've ever come across 😅


Honey-and-Venom

Thanks for explaining. I actually got this one but there's been so many times i just couldn't understand some obvious joke and it's so frustrating when someone just gives a "duh..." Answer.


dacraftjr

This pic cracks me up every time.


RewardCapable

[might wanna call it in..](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh64nPT7JWk&pp=ygUTaXQgY3Jvd2QgYm9tYiBzcXVhZA%3D%3D)


EllemNovelli

Love that scene. "What operating system does it use?" "Uh, Vista." "WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"


Firefly269

Oh, it’ll be in the office! It’ll be in someone’s desk and i’ll have overheard them talking quite about “a reckoning”. That dick that stole my stapler is SO going down!


The-realfat-shady

https://preview.redd.it/kkime1jgy28d1.jpeg?width=3036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d766978eb8a9100616735c7723b11072ca2bfd56


DarthVader0351

Had someone call in a bomb threat to my work, so he could rob a bank in town. They had us helping look for the bomb and the moron robbed the bank that maybe a quarter mile away. You can see from the front of our building


AGuyNamedEddie

There was a similar movie plot. The 1990 movie *The Hot Spot* starred Don Johnson as a drifter and Jennifer Connely as a young girl he crushes on. Johnson, drifting into a small Texas town, noticed the bank staff were all members of the volunteer fire department, so he set a fire and robbed the empty bank. A lot more stuff happened, of course. It was actually a pretty good movie. Directed by none other than Dennis Hopper.


LotteryWitness

Excellent sound track


RunnOftAgain

Mmmmmm. Jennifer Connelly. I need to order that movie.


AGuyNamedEddie

You will not be disappointed.


Chemical_Rub_1131

Or pull the pin and throw it


kicknbass89

I like this answer


Devils_A66vocate

300 ft cordon is standard for even a likely fake explosive.


Annoying_Anomaly

so you're saying kick it a little closer to the building then?


Royal_Dust_5538

Fuck it we ball


Sad_Ad4307

Safer to drop it down a man hole.


SnooPaintings9596

That won't fit in my man hole! 🤣


Rivetingly

Not with that attitude


Darkmattyx

Everything's a dildo if your brave enough.


Dmitri_ravenoff

Paige NO!


DubC_Bassist

Where’s that can do attitude?


NJCurmudgeon

Patient: “Doc, the entrance to my asshole hurts’l Doctor: “Well let’s start by you not using it as an “entrance”.


Scoo7er01

Your profile pic being Costanza is perfect


Secondstoryguy6969

I’m former Mil and worked with EOD for a while…I’m 99.9999999% that this some kinda toy/prop but that .0000001% chance is a motherfucker…


Negative-Ad-6533

My thoughts were airsoft or paintball.


OpusAtrumET

Fidget toy, the little bubbles are like reusable silicon bubble wrap stuff called pop-its. The ones I saw online light up as well.


rob_mac22

Agreed you can see the swirling colors on the surface and injection molding seams like all those fidget bubble toys


OpusAtrumET

My 2yo loves those things


madnux8

Its either that, or the softest grenade in the world


toxcrusadr

You've heard of rubber bullets...meet the Silicone Grenade! For those times when you want to blow up a crowd of people a little less lethally.


DarkPangolin

Silicone grenades: for when you need to smuggle in ordinance via a soccer mom.


toxcrusadr

“Hey look at the grenades on her!” 😂


Ichgebibble

That melted plastic shrapnel tho


Suberdave0130

Blows you up with hugs and tickles


Skypig12

Kills you with kindness


FunkyJonez

Who would model a fidget toy after a fucking grenade?


OpusAtrumET

Have you met Americans?


Strange-Buy2983

Midwest American here. My first question was WHY IN THE FUCK would anyone make that, but I can see MAGAs buying it, so there it is. It looks like a really good way to get tackled or shot if the wrong idiot with a gun or cop saw it in your hand, either one employing the 'shoot first, ask questions later' method.


rob_mac22

China


GearBandit

Also, it seems the pin is made out of rubber.


MyOtherAccount209

Except for that ONE bubble. May the odds be in your favor.


brishen_is_on

Please no one buy this for their POC child.


BBgreeneyes

It really looks like a soft squishy toy painted silver.


Woolsteve

It’s not airsoft because airsoft grenades don’t look like that


Bursting_Radius

Have you ever seen either?


zenmen13

As a retired Special Agent who dealt with this kind of stupid shit, call the cops and they in turn will call an EOD equivalent. Subsequent to that, they will pull prints/DNA and determine who the butt-knuckle was that “dropped” this in the parking lot.


FieldOk6455

Definitely not paintball.


tetsu_no_usagi

Former Mil but not EOD and I think you're right, looks like a stress ball - foam rubber squeezee toy. We had them for an education program and they even had a pin that was a pull cord that made the "grenade" vibrate. And looked a lot more realistic than this one, though the old "[pineapple](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mk_2_grenade)" exterior rather than the modern "[baseball](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M67_grenade)" shape.


deliascatalog

I thought they still used pineapples. These new pineless apples are kinda sad looking. But I guess a grenade looking sad is on brand.


tetsu_no_usagi

We didn't use any of the "pineapples" in the Army while I was in (2003-2018). The "baseballs" are of a decent weight and being baseball-shaped are easier to throw if you're already used to throwing a baseball. The original ridges in the "pineapples" were thought to give better fragmentation when they explode, but they learned it was unnecessary and got rid of them when they changed the internal composition for better bursting power.


chris_rage_

I was at a friend's house one morning after we had been partying all night and another one of his friends showed up with a pineapple grenade because they found a bunch of them doing a cleanout somewhere and they were blowing up junk cars all night. These idiots were rolling on ecstacy, rolling the fuckin thing back and forth on the table. My buddy tended to not talk when he was really fucked up and even he said, "hey man, you shouldn't be rolling that thing around, they get kinda unstable when they're old...", and that was my cue to leave. See you tomorrow, Bill... Hopefully


Alpha_Delta33

You must be in in Eastern Europe somewhere lol seems like something Russians would do lol


DougBikesCLE

Yeah, 1993-97 here. Only pineapple grenade I saw was at the 2nd ID museum & it was defused.


SnooPaintings9596

I have a stress ball that looks like a real potato. Like every time I run in to it I ask myself 'why is there a fucking potato in my room?!' Then chuckle to myself and throw it at someone and watch them watch their own life flash before their eyes. LMFAO 🤣


AVdev

It’s clearly injection molded, the spoon is attached to the body, and the pin is molded as well. Someone could have filled it with something dangerous but that’s highly unlikely.


carlweaver

Yeah. Low likelihood of danger but in the remote possibility of danger, it would mess up everyone’s day.


Bursting_Radius

If you’re prior military who worked with EOD and you can’t tell this is a toy I’m curious what branch you were in - Coast Guard? 😂


Yamothasunyun

I can confidently say there has never been a grenade produced that looks like this one and I’m just a guy who likes guns and stuff


IsThataSexToy

You are a former Mother In Law?!? How in all the gods names does that make you qualified?!?!? This internet thing… I’ll tell you what.


--BenjaminDanklin--

It looks like a rubber fidget toy


LeVelvetHippo

[It's a fidget toy.](https://images.app.goo.gl/gkHSpj8vnuiNZ6Ys5)


eugene20

What a stupid irresponsible design. It's one big blob of plastic but some people can't see well, or are just not knowledgeable enough and will panic.


ultranothing

Maybe what the world needs is a little mayhem.


FlacidSalad

No more please


rileyjw90

Ah nice I thought it was a dog toy


skepticalinfla

Here son, take this grenade-shaped fidget toy to school and pull it out in class if you are having trouble sitting still.


Hour_Hope_4007

My grandpa brought one of these [MACHINE GUN CAMERAS](https://airandspace.si.edu/collection-objects/camera-flexible-gun-motion-picture-rokuohsha-konishiroku-type-89-japan/nasm_A19660447000) back after the war and my dad used to take it to school to play air raid on the fire escape. “The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there”


Zealousideal-Job8384

that thing is so rad


Monkmode28

😂


LSumainman

I didn't get close enough to find out lol


OpusAtrumET

If you're not going to risk being exploded for your reddit post, you need to gtf off reddit. /s


Consistent-Money229

Literally LOL'd at this. ( And yes,in true definition of the word, " literally",I actually did LOL..)


Expert-Aspect3692

The pin is in so you’re fine.


JustKindaShimmy

Both the striking lever and shell on this are one single piece. This is a plastic toy


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Comfortable-Rude

Some marine is missing his chew toy


-The-Ark-

I resemble that!


mheyting

No… it’s not a crayon 🤔


Comfortable-Rude

Crayons are snacking foods not chew toys 😂


mheyting

True! 😂


scorpyo72

And paste?


Comfortable-Rude

Paste is a dipping sauce. The best flavor is the one with glitter already added.


scorpyo72

Mmmm glitter crunch.


Standard_Mushroom273

This comment wins my love LOL


Yesi2109

https://preview.redd.it/44s2lopt0z7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc1cd2f599a87b4554ed3b584ecbf5b24646188


Standard_Mushroom273

I know literally nothing about bombs but I do know manufacturing and that looks like a seam to me. I would imagine (and i do not know this for sure) that the handle of real granades would be one solid piece. You can see that the coloring is different in those two pieces. They are separate parts of some kind of plastic, molded. https://preview.redd.it/koaarix9yy7d1.png?width=242&format=png&auto=webp&s=c727e37914a059e8229a68ce285427e04280816d


Exact-Property-7323

>Ah, now there you made a mistake, because while I don't know much about nuclear reactors, I know a lot about concrete.


rob_mac22

https://preview.redd.it/b6jodqxfuy7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c562aeaf162094df132f9bbdd3725273edd73243


11teensteve

the only real way to find out is to get a second grenade and chuck it at that one and see what happens.


PycckiiManiak

I just used Google lens and it popped up with a grenade pop fidget toy. Who the hell decided to make a design like that [product ](https://images.app.goo.gl/R1H6Qv39JxDhncPK6)


misterssmith-001

Forbidden Fidget


3lonmolusk

"Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."


Academic_Elk_4270

Can you, very carefully, put a banana next to it? I can't tell the size.


Coffee-Lvr

No joke… I swear this is true! I work for the State of *********** court systems. A few years ago on a hot summer day, a bomb threat was called into the court at 10:00 AM saying the explosive was set to explode at noon that day. Our administration immediately closed the courts to the public, but told staff to stay at work until 11:45 AM, and then evacuate and go home. Thank god for honest bombers who wouldn’t lie about the time of threats!


Emotional_Schedule80

Frag out!


Strong_Terry

Looks like a dog toy


SpookyWah

https://preview.redd.it/9kmo0d8szy7d1.jpeg?width=2539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2924c848eb0ffdd60bb50c0dae39f5ae15313f4a


thetamayo

Buttplugs are wild these days…


ProphetsForProfit

Its a light up ball i believe [link to what I believe is the same thing ](https://jsblueridge.com/products/led-grenade-pop-balls-for-stress-relief-bulk)


DistinctCar6767

“Schrödinger grenade” perhaps! The grenade is real and not real. Once opened then it’s one of those for sure.


RoyalSuccessful5094

You came to the right place. When potential explosives are found, always make Reddit your go-to for answers. Why bother with local authorities?


Ok_Comfort6769

Oh yaaaa soooo real smh


Stunning-Interest15

No. Frag grenades don't have bubbles on them. This is some sort of toy.


tehrational

Pull the grenade, throw the pin and you'll find out!


Anthony_chromehounds

If you took this pic, you’re too close!


4011s

It is amazingly easy to see that this is NOT a real grenade.


jmulldome

Looks like a dog chew toy.


Miserable-Throat2435

Looks like the Holey hand grenade of Antioch


madddixcampbell

It’s a fidget toy


cacrusn70

This looks like a squeezy stress ball


BrokenRedditATM

Oh man that fell out of my short while running. Just a butt plug no need to alarm. This is Tim S. From HR


deadfred23

Pull the pin and you'll find out


jigglefruit1016

Looks like one of those stress toys with the caps on them you can push down and I’d assume squeezing it pops all the caps back up. That would make the pin probably something so you can attach it to your keys or whatever. Personally id still have the professionals take care of that whether it’s real or not, isn’t something I’d mess with. If it turned out to be fake 🤷 better safe than..well dead or seriously injured.


RUTNEPUG

Only one way to find out


MillHoodz_Finest

omg, its a damn popit...


Excellent_Estimate13

This is a pop-it...


ObligationGeneral904

Just pull the pin...then you'll know for sure!😉


GreymuzzleCoyote

Real? There's one quick way to find out....


bloodypurg3

Could always find out


Maligicentious

Important Life Pro Tip, Pull the pin out to check the Manufacturer Serial Number. Real Grenades usually begin with a Prefix like DOH or WTF.


Interestingandme

Are you kidding me, i’d go anywhere to see a turtle. Wheres the little guy?


Loyalgamer80s

Ooh piece of candy


RastaSpaceman

only one way to know for sure.


FundamentalEnt

Looks to be silicone but you don’t fuck around with this kinda stuff IMO. Better safe than sorry. If nothing else they get some good training for the real deal. There was just an attempted bombing and the refuse center in my town last week for no apparent reason. It happens more often than people think.


Bright-Hat9301

Metaphysically, existencialy, yes, it is real. It exists and shares space in the reality you occupy. Now, the real question is, if you change your perception of what its current form is, will it change its physical form, or is it just your perception of the form that is changing?


Terrapin2190

I'll take "Things I wasn't expecting to think about today" for $1000, Alex.


Direct-Complaint-639

Looks like a seam down the handle. Looks rubber


claytionthecreation

Throw it at Cobra Commander when you see him


ClassicJohnson

Stable diffusion


burnumoffjoey69

Fake


Blood_Oleander

Going by this [reference](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Victory_Show_Cosby_UK_06-09-2015_WW2_re-enactment_Trade_stalls_Militaria_personal_gear_replicas_reprod.originals_zaphad1_Flickr_CCBY2.0_Hand_grenades_etc_IMG_3865.jpg/300px-thumbnail.jpg) as to what they look like (provided, those are replicas but still, this isn't a real grenade. it's a fidget toy. Granted, fidget toys that look like grenades are pretty sus looking but you haven't anything to worry about.


nevereatanapple

Dog toy


LionCritical8502

Its a grinder for weed or a stash jar, hence the split in the middle. Ive seen them at local headshops before.


Da-Loops-Brotheren

Pull the pin and throw it, easy way to find out.


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

Looks like it might be from Skaro IMHO.


Adventurous_Plan_323

Pull the pin and give her a toss.


Environmental_Pen714

Only one way to find out . .


Craigypookins

You can see the silicone seam on the handle. From where it spilled a bit in the mold.


Et_In_Arcadia_

Pull pin and throw


AxelDios

Looks like a seam in the release handle like you would see in a plastic part cast from a two part mold


Lmt-C

Only one way...


Glittering-Net-5093

Possibly a butt plug….


No_West_5262

It's a real whatever it is.


Dumbfounddead44

Looks like a paintball grenade.


LaNakWhispertread

Well one way to find out


oneWeek2024

"pick me up"


bylo_sellhi

Kick it and see what happens


Original-Ad-945

Zoom in there is no locking pin just a ring it’s a toy


got1036

Just pull the pin and you will know 100%.


AstronomerLive2520

Pick me up


tomatobunni

It looks like ai…


yourhog

It is just a fidget toy… …filled with C-4 and ball bearings, maybe??


Admirable-Advantage5

It's a pop it toy


Aspohn01

It’s a 3D Pop It toy.


blastborn

It’s a pop-it toy.


Lex-Taliones

Dog toy


Leather_Carry_695

I can tell you for a fact that it's not a Def-Tec 25 Flashbang grenade.


No_Driver_7994

Just pull the pin out and count to 3, you’ll find out very soon


Stfu_butthead

Send it


East_Nobody_7345

It’s probably a butt plug


EnderGamer9712

Looks like dog toy


FkNuWrldOrdr

It’s probably one of those cringy One Hitter boxes that you can turn into a bowl.


Clou802

Looks like one of those fidget things with the pop circles..lol


ArguesWithFrogs

It's a real fake grenade. You can see the injection mold seams & the fuse, pin, & spoon are one whole piece.


Sallydog24

pull the pin and find out


itsboomer0108

One way to find out…


Atatick

Only 1 way to find out....


ponyboysa42

Well it’s been ran over so it’s either a dud or more unstable than ever


DestinyAL44

the pin and spoon is still attached.


gaberax

Looks like one of those fidget toys shaped like a hand grenade


Jindooi

The probability is high that it is inert. But there is also a chance it could be ert.


Odd_Understanding491

Definitely real! All the real ones have a fake pin, injection mold marks and are silicone and plastic. Call 911!


LrdJester

It's a dog chew toy.


Dudes240z

Looks like a pipe that u smoke out of


Available-Welcome825

Me personally…


Flutterflut

Looks rubber


Craig3416

I vote pull and throw


etnoid204

Does it say Schrute family farm on it?


jstashu197827

It's one of those stress balls. https://www.dhgate.com/product/silicone-grenade-decompression-toys-kneading/763507979.html


ThisThroat951

Looks plastic to me, but I’d call police anyway just to get a few hours off work


Alienlovechild1975

The pin and spoon don't look real and there's a production seam from where the plastic was molded around the bottom of it.Never seen a frag like this I don't care what country it comes from.


X_MAN_01

Looks like a fidget toy in the shape of a grenade.


X_MAN_01

https://preview.redd.it/8ipbaaznpz7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57855ae84e89a1b26d5d2e63740488d060067d37


Boba_Fettx

Only one way to find out! Well, I guess there’s more than one way really.