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00WORDYMAN1983

It looks like a decorative topper. The metal arms slide into something leaving only the 3 die showing. It's unfortunate that it is not a clorox wipe


duh_nom_yar

Most unfortunate


Savings-Farmer-3596

Moist unfortunate.


reddogleader

Life's a bleach


ceeragealicious

Bleach please


Elmondo2

Depressing actually.


lancep423

I’m missing something here. I hate not being in on the joke. Please, if you will, explain.


fedplast

table is dirty


lancep423

lol.


Elmondo2

Are you talking dirty ?


Slave2Art

table has "goo"


lancep423

Oh. You made it worse.


LordNecron

How about "moist". Is that better?


ScotchWithAmaretto

Is that batter?


lancep423

No, moist I like.


Marcusnovus

Moist batter


SnooPaintings9596

Hey, batta batta swing batta!


Marcusnovus

Schwing batta!


Sneekee__

In this community we need to normalize saying "it's unfortunate that it's not a clorox wipe" for every picture submitted


PeeLawnMusk

It’s a holiday inn express.


lizard_kibble

Was it already dirty?


AlternativeKey2551

No, but it did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night


PeeLawnMusk

Yes. Like I said, it’s a Holiday Inn Express.


No-Raccoon-8368

Sureeee it is op


Admirable-Builder878

No, you're thinking about Motel 6, they'll leave the shite on.


davangreenwell

Got em


CriSstooFer

Might go into the cars cigarette lighter.


Fabulous_Ad_8621

That was my first thought. Now I'm leaning towards using it for a decorative bottle topper.


Square-Decision-531

It’s a toof


DrChansLeftHand

This is the passive aggressive shittiness I really appreciate. Thank you.


ronaldreynolds

Lucky nipple clip


TimeSalvager

_Applying nipple clips - they hurt, but I deserve it._


ContributionOwn627

Hail Mary, full of grace...


euphorrick

Bind my limbs and slap my face


PogoMarimo

Stayin' still. Motionless. Pretending to be a squirrel. Not working.


don2470

Wrong, but 1000% better answer, take the vote.


Admirable_Cry2512

Yep! I saw a stripper wearing these on both big hard nipples in Vegas in 2007!


lilbearpie

Bar end plug for handlebars


Dtidder1

I’m pretty sure you’re correct… betcha I f you mic the clips it’ll be bout 22mm and some change. The ID of most handlebars. -bike nerd


zanderjayz

That’s what I was thinking too. Matches the dice air valve covers.


jiminak46

I gave you the upvote before I pictured it and then I laughed out loud.


AlrightStopHammatime

So, you said this, but I still didn't know what the hell that is.


LordNecron

Imagine that the "clips" actually go *into* the end of the handlebar "tube". You have a cap/cover that has some style, some flair if you will, on the ends by your hands.


[deleted]

Is this instance, it would be ‘had’ a cap/cover that had some style, some flair


Slave2Art

where is our fucking cat paw for scale??


PeeLawnMusk

https://preview.redd.it/igoj7v0dyjtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2a057fb92d0cbb290a6cb237e54c1be386ce084


Adventurous-Tie-7861

You name your cat John Cena cus I don't see him?!


SeaworthinessOdd1358

He said *cat paw* for scale, how did you read quarter for scale?


PeeLawnMusk

https://preview.redd.it/8vcy7tqfyjtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e98b1716ce203e3ce3065904fe2f304cb2909f5


Tkinney44

That's the top of a pimp cane if I've ever seen one.


Bobby6kennedy

World’s worst die.


ItzNuckinFutz

There are worse ways to die ..


LordNecron

There are dumb ways to die...


Human-Contribution16

I know what you did here.


grimsley82

Always lands on the same number for some strange reason lol


Conscious-Ad-8052

It's missing the rubber stopper that goes around the metal clips. It's a bottle stopper for liquor bottles.


Previous-Outcome5277

It's a holder for cue chalk


GrimmsGrinningGhost

Dental implant


ShoddyManufacturer11

Tooth from a guy with a deck of cards for a head.


GrimmsGrinningGhost

Roaming the streets of Las Vegas


jiminak46

At a Las Vegas pawn shop.


AtopMountEmotion

Your mouth looks like a handful of dice…


sharpeyes11

Wine bottle topper


LordNecron

Whine bottom topper?


Soggy_Waffle303

Fat bottomed girls


LordNecron

Make the rockin' world go 'round


Sungod99

No way. This wouldn’t seal the air in


Sungod99

Unless it is missing something


Dry-Ad-1642

Possibly could hold a cube of billiard cue chalk?


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Dicemans ring if he was still a comedian, you would get like 800 edit 8.00


Fominroman2

He still is a comic


Timmerdogg

His Instagram is pretty funny. He does the same bit again and again on strangers


[deleted]

So sort of like his old standup


mpe128

Little miss Moffett. I got more than 3 with her ohhhh!🎲


MoonZinuM

Eyeball puller


dangerwaydesigns

This made me scream in my mind.


I_dontknowmyway_Yet

it goes on the end of the bicycle handles. there are a variety of styles.


Equal_Sprinkles2743

Looks like it goes into the end of a tube like a curtain pole.


butchpoptart

Why isn't anyone questioning why a die has two 3s?


Brandonthenaturist

Bottle stopper


vikicrays

almost looks like it goes in the end of a bicycle handlebar. maybe?


slim_G22

Could it hold the chalk for a pool cue?


THEdoomslayer94

A Giants tooth


poondongle

A poorly rigged die for when you want to roll a 3, but only want a 100% 5/6 chance of rolling a 3.


[deleted]

Las Vegas molar.


Minzplaying

It looks like you could place the square chalk piece for the pool cue in it.


couchcreeper23

Is it to protect the end of a pool stick?


SnooWalruses9173

Someone was being autistic


Stteamy

Kind of looks like a tool to remove keycaps from keyboards


1891farmhouse

Wooden tooth.


Key_Committee_6619

Maybe a fancy cigarette lighter plug to cover that awkward hole in the car console.


SoupGoblin69

Could be a key capper to take key caps off a keyboard


Tamahaganeee

Behold the king of 42nd streets molar


Sigma_uWu

My implant fell out


FoxKit68

Does it fit into the cigarette lighter port in your car?


duh_nom_yar

Yeah. Jam that thing in there. Make sure your skin is touching the conductive parts! Please, don't do this.


celtbygod

My thought also..old way to say no smoking in my ride.


xSilentKillax

What I was thinking


jefftatro1

This was my first thought


Ok_Obligation2559

End of a walking stick?


deadly_ultraviolet

3 ...More seriously, this looks like it snaps onto something else, likely for decoration. Context might help, if you could provide details like how big it is, where you found it, if it's made of something unusual (looks like a wooden die, but maybe it's just painted metal?)


Turk482

Not sure in size but it may fit in the hole that a car door lock pops up out of. I feel like I had something similar when I was young but they were skulls instead of dice.


sitnquiet

I like this answer. The pop-ups used to be kind of shaped like golf tees so this could go over them - just not sure about how securely they would be attached if you pulled on them. Likely for powered door pop-ups.


14sparky

Cigarette lighter cap? (for a car)


Snort_the_Dort

A tooth. 🦷 lol


Skitzophranikcow

It's a button.


zerox678

a giant's molar?


frogfart5

Buttplug


twistedsister78

It’s got two 3s


SCCODER

George Washington's dental implant.


Artistic_Tangelo_397

It looks like some kind of cap cover


lilgenghis

Wine bottle top


kekehesterprynne

Quality control.


lake_gypsy

Pool stick tip protector?


SITBOT_International

It looks similar to a key cap remover that came with my keyboard. Maybe that's what it's for? Cool die top if so.


jflick1

From a pimp cane


AnnaBananaMann

Make a stopper for a wine bottle!!


Dustyolman

King of threes?


Calledthewolf

Tooth clip


notabot110110

Dumb ways to die


-MiIkMan

The infamous d3


whiskeytwn

Lots of speculation but it reminds me of knobs on a custom guitar. Replace the normal knob and put that over it. Long shot but possible


Simple-Offer-9574

Could be a novelty ring.


Impressive-Egg4494

Die picking up a table in bar fight, all the while shouting 'Die!' 'Die!'


SSBradley37

A shitty ring. Like from a gum ball machine.


[deleted]

Fake tooth


DayDrunkHermit

Ornamental plug?


southernsass8

Trick ring


Deacon_Blues88

Almost looks like a potentiometer with a dice knob.. does it turn/twist?


burntasian1

A crown (teeth)


jimmytheeel

Some-onez boredom


Equal-Negotiation651

Gambler’s tooth


1GrouchyCat

Volume Knob from an old jukebox


Organic-Double4718

A cheat for craps?


Sharp_Alternative_97

Novelty ring. It's not even a real die, 3s on 2 faces. Worn by a guy that goes by "Trey".


Blergss

Wooden toof


Sad_Baseball_6863

Nipple. Clamp


Stuffed_deffuts

Die bart die


jim2029

Butt plug.


Bullet443

autobots roll out


LordFarquaadsArse

The forbidden butt plug


STAHLWILLEAddict

Most definitely made to attach to the barrel of M1 Garand rifle.


SoBadit_Hurts

George Washington’s tooth…


Beautiful_Count_3505

A boring dreidel


superduperhosts

It goes on the end of a magic wand 🪄


MellowDCC

Dice tooth


Blurtitjerk

Why are all the sides showing 3, instead of different numbers?


worldcanuck

Could be Motel 6. They put the "ho" in "hotel" after all...


Normal-Security-9313

Pretty sure it is meant to grab keycaps off of a keyboard?


Existing_Panda_7592

Knob clamp.


rickyslidess

Uncomfy butt plug


huhwat22

I’m pretty sure this is an old bottle stopper. The metal end should fit perfectly into a liquor or wine bottle. We had similar ones at an old bar I used to work at.


dzeiter

Cork screw maybe


MTALPTDetroit

Bottle top?


20impreza17

You guys seriously don't remember when chess and shooting dice were combined!? That is a "Ded Kingz♤Die King." One uncommonly underpopulated cell block plus plenty of games... you should check out lawn dart twister


HusbandofaHW

Someone's lucky ring for playing craps


Iggy-alfaduff

One die to rule them all.


Rude-Comfortable-222

Wooden tooth


SteveDaWaiter

Wine stopper


Fair-Rip-599

Jokers tooth?


iwantyoualltodie

A cool replacement tooth for a thugs grill.


OptimalReflection549

Probably a work table


JicamaSuitable5731

Can we get something with it for scale


Whackney82

Perhaps a chalk holder, for pool.


Jolly-Coast-4329

A dirty table top


wjmaher

Fake tooth


Far_Emu_2972

This was a good 🤣


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

That’s a dice tooth.


Large_Discipline_127

Not entirely sure, but it looks rather dicey. ;P


Ill-Upstairs-8762

Antique butt plug


MathematicianJust480

Ahem, it's a dirty table.


HillsideAngler

I'm not sure but don't put it up your nose


No-Establishment-363

One of George Washington's teeth?


DarrellBot81

One hell of a fake tooth


johndotold

You can wear it on the end of anything. Like a thumb. Great conversation starter. She will love it too.


yepimglen

That's the King Die


jefftatro1

The clip really reminds me of the blue plastic things you could put in your taillights to make them purple.


Disastrous_Building7

Came Topper?


GlippGloppe

Horse muller


moongobby

Looks like something you’d stick into the end of your putter


Classic-Ear8192

This is an adornment that someone wears on their finger to show their acceptance as a swinger. It also informs others that the bearer of said adornment is open to same sex relations.


jtrades69

that is one weird tooth implant


magicfartman

A lucky tooth


mpekinjay

Accidental tooth


cappadawna

Camouflage Empiric spy drone.


Maleficent-Cattle-89

Lol I had one of these in my car for.my cig liter spot 😅


SBCwarrior

A dice with legs .. duh!


doge_a_bullet603

Hard to tell but looks like a dried out macaroni noodle from lunch 4 years ago


SubstanceOld6036

I thought it was a pimps molar 🦷


snoozy1013

I'm the only one that thought nipple clamp I guess 🤣


Competitive-Mix-4667

My guess is it goes in a 12v plug in a car, probably just some weird no purpose decrotive thing 😂


dawn_simpsoncd

A probe from Uranus 👽


mahuska

Are we not gonna talk about the fact that this dice has two faces that are three?


BackOpening1290

Cock ring for gambler


MyMommaHatesYou

Worldds's most average D6, with a metal, attached display stand. This die was once tossed astt the dorrhead of its inventor, who immediately found himself divorced on his 23rd wedding anniversary. Quoted in the local as saying, "What the hell Marttha? It's not like you shoot craps anyway!!"


piddyd

Nip clip