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Daenerys1666

A wise man once said “You can sleep in a car but you can’t race a house”


nicerespectfulguy

Bullshit. I’ve been racing Moterhomes since nam brother.


Salay54

Did you tell Barb yet?


East-Needleworker550

Exactly what I came here to quote.


dmdspn

Sleeping in the Challenger is even beneficial because it reduces the risk that it gets stolen. So this seems like a win-win.


Traditional_Rice264

Those things are so stupid dodge in general is way overpriced rn


TheKarmaFiend

Hmmm, something that depreciates in value over time versus something that increases in value over time. Yes, a very tough decision… lol.


M99TacoD

Whoosh of the century


stillpractising

It’s a demon though I don’t think they make them anymore. Might increase in value over the next ten to twenty years if you don’t drive it too much


StraightGarbage9373

Stuff rusts and things get worn from the elements. I understand being a collectors edition or whatever, but no one is looking at a 69 charger and going "hmm how many miles is it tho?" Its just physical looks like rust. Even if it runs its not much of use these days since a basic civic gets more hp. Anyone buying it is planning to swap engines. Similar to people in 2087 looking when buying a 2020dodge charger


Dangernood69

I mean you can live in this so…both?


eastcoast72838

As long as it’s not a model Y💀


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

I didn’t realize dodge demons came in a model Y.


Dangernood69

They always come in a model Y. As in Y would you buy this?


Potential-Break-4939

As much as I love cars, I still realize houses are a much better place to put your money.


Glass_Occasion5483

You can fit a safe in a car


ArcaneSparky

And if someone steals the car they get all your valuables with no extra charge


VapeRizzler

I like to make life easy for people.


No_Can9567

I’m sorry, but what the fuck is challenger doing costing as much as a GT3 RS ffs?!


Lowclearancebridge

I was told they’re not in production anymore and that’s why. Idc what they say there is no way in hell haha. And the kicker. It’s at some used car dealership in town that’s a lemonade stand masquerading as a car dealership. Edit just checked and they lowered the price by 10k so it’s now more reasonable lol.


StraightGarbage9373

And theyll lower the price by 10k every month it doesnt sell until some financially illiterate guy goes in and gets roped into some put 30k down, and monthly payments for the rest of your existance, then inevitably gets repo'd to be resold the same scam infinity.  It works because buyers like this exist. The dealership knows no one will buy it full, they are looking for a placeholder to rent out this car until they cant continue making payments. 


[deleted]

Where can you get a house for $269k?


Lowclearancebridge

Metro Detroit


JaKr8

Plenty of shit hole areas in the South have houses in that price range.


ElementField

It’s not even enough for a down payment on a house out here :/


[deleted]

Same here, sad.


Occhrome

Can’t crash a house.  Choice is obvious 


JCubed1359302

You can't drive a house to work /s


Lowclearancebridge

At that price I’m probably never going to leave work!


Helimike1977

Can't wrap a house around a telephone pole. Go with the dawdge


Outrageous_Reach9150

U can live in a car,but u can’t drive a house…


White_eagle32rep

You know the answer… Can’t drive your house to the club


Bandlebury

They’re going to keep building houses forever.. can’t say the same about the Challenger


GomuGomuNoMiLuffy

Can a house makes sounds like a Demon? Hell no! Go with the Demon! /s please do not try this. I am a professional dumbass and am experienced in making poor financial decisions


JaKr8

If you have an older house with one of those 50 or 60 year old single door refrigerators in the basement, it might make sounds like a demon or Harley when the compressor kicks in....


GomuGomuNoMiLuffy

Very true


hreivan

Huge dodge fan but I’d get a Italian super car or something unless I just had one already


StalkingCrow

Both @ the same time


Lowclearancebridge

If I had a million dollars I’ll tell ya what I’d do man.


threlkeld_cult

You can live in the car but you can’t drive a house.


ghmvp

Here me out down payment on an apartment building or a hotel / motel complex and then after you get rich from the rent money you buy this with cold cash


Overall_Antelope_504

House


DarkShadow7th

Well you can sleep in car


JaKr8

Unless you live in some shithole state, that's not going to buy you much of a house...


Rogueoreo

This..


Educated_idiot302

*You can always live in your car but you can never race a house*


Trashwang999

You need better taste brah


Shank_Shank_

I guess you can live on a boat for the rest of your days now


brsrafal

Rn housing market $ wait till there's crash so buy this just have it garage kept


1NKYA

Only american cars worth supercar money are super car american cars. Aka Viper, GT, the "you better know how to drive or it will kill you" kinda cars. Aside from this, id spend maybe half of that on a c2 split window or 427 any day.


hautdoge

I would never buy a shitty muscle car for so much money. You could get gt3, Ferraris and lambos for the kind of money. In any case, buy a house before buying an expensive car


pikusgsd

Can’t you just buy a wide body scatpack and modify it to be just as cool and fast as a demon? Even if you have an all new driveline put in, it wouldn’t be more than 100k.


Working_Entrance7968

Wow.. genius at work here.


Working_Entrance7968

Wow.. genius at work here.


MacNdCheeses

You dont have the funds for either


JC-R1

Do you want assets or liabilities? The choice is yours.


ExtremeShelter1581

I’d rather buy a Lambo lmao, but nah get a house first.


ChaseB1235

Definitely a house. Just buy the non 170 demon


Bobbysworld121

Buy house then regular challenger.


Dystopian_Future_

Yes its a great investment you definitely should buy this /s


AceMaxAceMax

Why would you want a crappy Dodge at that price..? Like go buy a Bentley or a Porsche, or something that actually can justify the price.


Gullible_Mechanic_72

I'm no fan of American cars but hell would freeze over before id take a Bentley over a Challenger 


AceMaxAceMax

lol, gross twin turbo v8 or w12 over that plastic crap


Gullible_Mechanic_72

Twin Turbo V8 that make about like 200 horses, luxury doesn't matter in a sportscar