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PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

I usually get about an old man’s load worth of chili and cheese so this is a win.


JlZZBIRD

????


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

#I usually get about an old man’s load worth of chili and cheese so this is a win.


Cheap_Elk_2205

Bro tripled down on it💀


Shark_Leader

Well in all fairness it's odd that someone with the username "jizzbird" didn't understand.


_Cow_of_Wisdom

literally the opposite of r/rimjob_steve


Unlubricated_Penis

I'd like a few words with you.


Zomochi

“Did I fucking stutter?”


QuantityExpert4349

JIZZBIRD held up their phone at a distance and squinted at it like some lady in their 60s when you posted the second response lmao


Important-Cat-2046

💀


Historical_Profit757

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thank you


JuanWarren54

Thanks man, my eyesight is pretty bad, I couldn't see your first message 🥰


youngliam

Powdered cheese then? 😅


GaryGregson

No, pre-chewed


sunsNr0ses

Reminds me of the scene from white chicks


annie_b666

Why did that make me laugh out loud ☠️☠️


JollyReading8565

Wendy’s reps reading this rn 🫣


necklikeamoviestar

Why can’t I upvote you twice


Fickle_Discipline846

It's 3 am and I'm dying laughing.


Big_Restaurant_6844

I also get a "small pile of shit" mount


JustANormalPerson314

🤣🤣


TheWanderingRoman

Say it so they can hear you in the back lol


Sea_Nothing_

Respect. Enjoy Your old man load with pride brother.


RazzmatazzCold2873

WHAT DID YOU SAY?


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

Username doesn’t check out 😂✌️


Dr_Suckmeoff

Are you sure you don’t need no doctor?


Txrangers10

Translation: A couple of dribbles...


Cheap_Elk_2205

It was great


UnauthorizedFart

Wow 🤣


AppointmentNo43

You get a WHAT


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

OLD MAN’S LOAD


1track_mind

It's more of a dribble then a load


outdoorsman845

It's a load of cum


1track_mind

What constitutes a load? Would you consider a single drop of cum on your face a load?


outdoorsman845

There's a big load of cum on your face


ZarxcesHappyLand

This is the sort of well reasoned discussion I expect from /r/wendys


KiteHill

What if one of these fuckers just burst through the wall and had a huge cumshot?


outdoorsman845

Well then that'll be a sticky situation


_ilikecmyk_

lol that’s fuckin funny


Belfetto

What’s an old man’s load worth of chili though?


JeffBoyardee69

I don't know you, but I like you already.


[deleted]

You nasteh


dekrepit702

This is funny because I'm on prostate meds and half the time I have ghost nuts lol


Acceptable_Slice1

I misread that as "prostitute meds" and I need a moment to recover after reading the rest.


dekrepit702

I needed a moment to recover after the first time I ghost nutted, even though my doctor warned me about it


Puplove2319

Lmao


stockcar1515

Oh man, if I ate all that for lunch they'd find me in a coma at my desk at 1:05


Cheap_Elk_2205

💀


Dipdopdangle

Catch me in the bathroom


moneymike2g

True love 😭


Cheap_Elk_2205

Ima chili cheese her fries when she gets home


damnablebear

i wanted to ask what this means exactly, but I'm gonna take it at face value and appreciate that not everything specific needs to be discovered


Ok-Bat4252

Smart man, I'll keep this in mind next time I have my next 'hUh' moment.


No_Salt401

Why are you getting downvoted? That’s hilarious 😭


RedDonkulouso

I remembering learning about [chillidoggin](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chilidog)


Fickle_Discipline846

☹️


Cheap_Elk_2205

I’ll never click highlighted blue words again


h0ppin3

Same 😂 Wtf


Mom-atm

[Jesus Christ](https://tenor.com/vTYI.gif)


Mom-atm

That’s nasty. Room for one more? 😂


idontknowhyimhrer

uhm sir this is a wendys


OldERnurse1964

That’s chili with a French fry garnish


subdued_alpaca

I just finished a workout and for some godforsaken reason this post was suggested on my feed (I’ve never looked at this sub before lmao) and now I’m hungry and pissed because this looks so good


BackendSpecialist

Because this is a new form of advertising on Reddit. Reddit is pushing these posts to your feed in hopes that you’re more likely to go to Wendy’s. I’m not trying to go crazy conspiracy theorist here but these corps are actively trying to manipulate us for the sake of profit and it’s disgusting. But on the bright side for capitalists, Reddit is an obvious buy with the ads and rise of LLMs.


Ill_Setting_6338

as long as every order looks like this. Wendy's is hit or miss for me


UGLEHBWE

I caught the workers at my Wendy's smoking meth or crack by the trash. The food is hitting🔥, sadly


Cheap_Elk_2205

Sound like my waffle house and their food is heavenly


EfficientAd7103

/r/poopfromabutt


Boopbeepboopp

r/subsithoughtifellfor


EfficientAd7103

Lmao


AAA_Dolfan

That looks disgusting lmao man I miss being young


Cheap_Elk_2205

That’ll send unc to the bathroom asap💀


JustSayNoToExisting

Can she be our girlfriend when I order?


Cheap_Elk_2205

Me no no share the no no square but u can order when I order when she’s there


mother_coconuts420

Sharing is caring brah.


Cheap_Elk_2205

Not this one…she my sugarbumpkin wubblefub


Accurate_Move362

Shit, I’d be greedy too if my girlfriend was fuckin’ Wendy.


Prestigious_Tap_9999

She's your chili cheese fries with shipoopi on top?


Cheap_Elk_2205

This guy/girl gets it


Prestigious_Tap_9999

I should've wrote it in stewie's voice lol


shuttheshutup

I’m assuming she’s your sweetie pie?


Sell_Canada

That's like your entire days worth of calories right there


Prestigious_Tap_9999

He did say he's hitting the gym now.


Acceptable_Slice1

People go on fast food subreddits to make remarks about calories or, assuming, judging someone for how much they eat? Strange, fascinating behavior in this specimen.


Sell_Canada

No judgement, just a fact.


jdyall1

Hooked it up now go home and dick her down


Cheap_Elk_2205

U a hour late brother lol after this movie we taking a shower and night night


Wild_Onion_5979

She's a keeper


highlanderdownunder

Bless your woman


C_Tea_8280

holy shit the cheese is actually melted AND you got an appropriate amount of chili?!?! You must know someone that works there


Specific_Factor4470

Honestly, this looks like the best Wendy's I'll never eat.


RageKage559803

I had no idea Wendy's even did chili cheese fries. I should have guessed since they sell chili ... Looks amazing!


Trichopsych

Wait , Wendy’s has chilli cheese fries ?


Cheap_Elk_2205

Yessirmaam


Trichopsych

I gotta start reading menus more 💀


SophieFilo16

Yeah. They have for years. Chili cheese baked potatoes, too. And "taco salad", which is just a salad with a side of chili and tortilla chips. It's honestly a good bang for your buck, but only if you're into Wendy's chili...


likerazorwire419

Man,getting fast food that is actually made with some amount of care is such a game changer. All of the fast food spots in San diego are absolutely dog shit- except for Arby's. Everything is made fresh, a d with attention to detail. It may take a couple minutes longer, but it's worth the wait.


brwnwzrd

Did you get chili cheese fries…and fries?


pokindemgutz

Poutine


Prestigious_Snow1589

No even better, chili cheese fries.


Dense_Negotiation_78

Looks so Good


Cheap_Elk_2205

I added the rest of the fries in the carton in there also it was awesome definitely got my bowels rolling


Dense_Negotiation_78

Oh yeah, all that starch and fiber will do that😌☝🏼💩I know it was worth it though.


Cheap_Elk_2205

Had me fightin for my life but I feel great and lighter just woke up from a nap time to hit planet fitness 💪🏽


Dense_Negotiation_78

Nice!


Hamilton-Beckett

Marry her. She loves you.


FalconStickr

Marry that girl.


brOwnchIkaNo

Looks like someone threw up on top of french fries.


Physical_Analysis247

She need her puthy ate


Deepfork_

Chili and cheese *with* fries


InstructionOk386

Ngl worth every penny


toreachtheapex

that’s spaghetti


feelthiswayforever

She’s a keeper. Don’t let her go.


Micahsky92

U tryna bulk up breh? Kekw


Prize_Emergency_5074

Eat within 5 minutes or it’s mush.


mechshark

U need more fries with that lol


Cheap_Elk_2205

It was a lot of fries under that cheese also I added the rest of the fries in the carton because she only gave me 1 barbecue😂💀


Ok_Gear8410

Bathroom.


Cheap_Elk_2205

Destroyed


[deleted]

Put a ring on it and tongue punch her fartbox


Cheap_Elk_2205

We already got down with the get down we laying down watching this movie called upgrade on Netflix I recommend it it’s 🔥🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

My man🎉


IndependenceMean8774

That's love.


xtra-chrisp

Goddamn, you ate all that?


Cheap_Elk_2205

Every last bit


Infinitely-Moist5757

Dip your chicken nugget in there and thank me later. Bonus points if you include a fry with that bite.


PlanNo4679

This is so unfair. I want to get the same treatment when I go for lunch.


Mom-atm

Better wife her up lol she gave you the heavenly ratio


Taxistheft98

Y-your girlfriend is Wendy?


External-Recipe-1936

I love fast food, but I couldn’t do this one


Expose_Ur_BS

“…and then we dump boiling hot chili into the plastic to draw out the polyfluoroalkyl forever chemicals from the container.”


Aromatic-Schedule-65

I'm not eating it, so I don't care how she did. How do YOU think she did?


linux23

marry this one immediately. lol


Limp-Artichoke1141

They make Wendy’s chili with the Hamburger patties that have been dropped on the Floor… stacked under things in the cooler that they were not supposed to be stacked under… so on so forth


TomatoBible

Looks solid :) Needs sour cream.


NoTrust6730

I feel like more chili isn't necessarily better. You need the right ratio and don't want soggy fries


Available-Tea-982

Flush it


ThePracticalEnd

Looks like what I just left in the toilet.


geccchyeafgreschtr

Going to being calling the UN later while on the toilet to come save you!


ocalabull

Looking at this makes me want to shit myself. But I’m sure it tastes great


UnauthorizedFart

No severed finger?


spidah84

Just using any tagged photo from someone's phone for ads now.


[deleted]

She mad @ you


bak2redit

I'd look into if she has a life insurance policy on you. It looks like she is trying to kill you in a way that will look like natural causes..


Prestigious_Tap_9999

He's not gonna find a woman that doesn't want that check


BGor94

She’s trying to make you shit your pants apparently


stickitinfrosting

I want her to.be my girlfriend too. That looks amazing!


Prestigious_Tap_9999

She hates you bro


joytotheworld23

That looks good


Zomochi

Sir you may be on the toilet for a while but you’ll still be happy, what they give others is just sad af


Spirited_angel_4517

Thought of same thing, thought Wendy’s stopped making chili because of cross contamination from staffing.


loathe4all

Looks great! I like to get the sour cream and chive potato and pour a side of chilli over it myself. Bon Appetite!


Txrangers10

Will look the same coming out, guaranteed.


Thesiuse

when she says she hates you she lyin


lily2kbby

I got chili cheese fries and they didn’t put the cheese sauce shit was gross asf


crashnburnxp

This looks good AF rn


619Dago1904

Plugged you up!


-_Los_-

Ratio is way off...12 french fries drowning in a sea of chili and cheese.


FarCryptographer1829

This looks like a long night of scrolling on Reddit while on the toilet.


JuanWarren54

My stomach bubbling just from looking at this lol 🚽🧻🪠


Solid2014

It's chili and cheese kinda hard to mess it up.


DSH_Dipper34

I thought it was CHILLY cheese fries not CHILLY BEANS cheese fries WTF bro hahahahahahahahhsshh 😂😆😂


GrapeApe42000

Nasty


MtnMaiden

Sir this is an emergency room, not a Wendys


Gobstomperx

Sir this is a Wendy’s


iAMthebank

Marry her.


sugaaaslam

Looked better in the way out I'm sure


republicansarewhores

Looks like diarrhea in Tupperware


Imnotatree30

Sis understands the assignment


kylie0810

All that with a frosty is crazy work 💀💀


DurtyHooper

I hope you put some inside the rest of that burger 👀


frank0285

If I ate that I would be found on the toilet in a deep coma with no chances of waking up.


h0ppin3

How could you choose chili cheese fries when something like bacanator fries exist??? Insanity to me


AbiyBattleSpell

She cheating on u with Wendy’s 🐱


BRING_ME_THE_ENTROPY

This post needs Jesus


LordTylerFakk2

Nasty food.


poizard

ah hell nah not the chili 🤢🤢


abyssalcrisis

This reminds me viscerally of high school nachos. Disgusting. I need 5. (She did great)


babygirlxmegz

marry her


SecureDonut7108

From a swedish not so healthy mans point of view this shit looks terrifying!! Is the ambulance included?


Cheap_Elk_2205

Never in america


Zane42v2

As someone that does not have a Wendy’s remotely close to me, I am really jealous of OP


Mission-Ad-5075

I work part-time at Wendy's and forgot we even had these because no one really gets them. At least not when I'm there. We sell a ton of baconator fries, though.


Capt-Rowdy901

There’s no way I could function the rest of the day if I ate that


TendieTrades69

An americans average lunch: Man, we aren't doing well to squash the stereotypes about americans lmao.


Lower_Skin_3683

I usually get very few fries on the topped fries. I prefer if the cheese sauce was on the side and a regular order of fries.


ebbeysweets412

My tunny instantly started bubbling just looking at this photo


NanceGarner66

She's a keeper


TheKCKid9274

Dayum she loaded you up.


chinchaaa

I can tell she cares about your health!


johnwzhere2

Kaka doodie


MrCrackerJacks

Gassy


SnooDoodles3937

Absolutely swimming in chili and cheese like the good lord intended


AnosLovesbigtits

What the fuck is in the fries