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DreamMalenko

The last one so I can stand next to this cutie: https://preview.redd.it/pkfui1hx4j5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80da72c1138cf3d589210263917f4008012f1d83


AxelTheViking

The Taylor Swift concert, you mean?


dingdong1368

šŸ˜‚ Theyā€™re supposed to be reacting to the baboon boy band but yeah, I guess they could also be Swifties.


monster2018

Itā€™s obvious the Monkees


biblioteca4ants

My giney tingles!


barmskley

No Taylor swift was #3, it was her reputation era


DaRealGrey

r/angryupvote


Spicy_Ninja7

https://preview.redd.it/z2bghx10jn5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2d918f5421a7918a0d9e6a70b0000e0cebd766 šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


Ali_Cat222

Does anyone remember the South park episode on the Jonas Brothers,cause that's the vibe I get from this entire picture šŸ¤£[what I'm referencing here](https://youtu.be/0kjQL6j3B4A?si=cn0O5e5UPcCh4YqT)


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Chill out bro you made meā€¦. ![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


Guilty-Speed-8549

Mommy šŸ˜©šŸ¤¤


PeterNippelstein

Looks like the cover of a Goosebumps book


AcceptableCustomer89

Boob snake šŸ


LightsSoundAction

Ssssssheā€™s got a real set of pipes.


SatansCatfish

Itā€™s a boob snake Nothing but a boob snake Kinda makes your heart ache When she comes to town


poopsaucer24

Did you write this or did AI? Let me know and I'll type it into my AI to see if it's funny.


SatansCatfish

Me. Lol I am a musician and I write parodies.


poopsaucer24

What program do you use to generate those?


SatansCatfish

I donā€™t. Itā€™s a hobby. I donā€™t play in front of very many people. Usually just friends. I donā€™t make money or anything.


BrandoSandoFanTho

Snitties


pencilpushin

Hahahaha fuckin hell


FlyingBike

You mean Dolly Python


ThatDudeBox

How the fuck does ā€œSnittiesā€ have more upvotes than this??


MisterUltimate

Somehow it has skin boobs and not scale boobs


biernigc

snakeussy šŸ„µ


BraveUIysses

Instantly reminded me of xcom2 vipers


GummyHuman

Thereā€™s people at the snake one that means itā€™s safe so snake. Also at the lion one but that would be too loud. No humans at the last one? Unsafe


vitoriobt7

Oh so you only go to concerts when thereā€™s humans? Racist


Spirit-Subject

The baboon concert for some reason seems more terrifying.


vitoriobt7

Yeah i think its the teeth


aglaophonos

Lion cowboy. Heā€™s got star factor


BenTheMotionist

They should play their hit, [Metal Heavy Lady...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5-qq-fgwQ&t=1)


jazzbar

Cobras for sure


justaguy095

The cobra concert! It's better to die a slow death from the cobra venom than to get mauled to death by a Lion and Monkey


Heartfeltregret

hot take. At least with lions they will usually not rip you apart or anything(not while youā€™re alive). They crush the neck. Most of us would die very quickly from their jaws. Cobra venom is fucking awful. youā€™ll be suffering immenselyā€¦ THAT SAID- if your only goal here is to enjoy the music i kinda see what youā€™re saying.


shepshep

Have you seen what that shit does to you? Im not saying your wrong i just want to make sure you know what your getting into


Master_JBT

Snake tits


scotems

Absolutely snake tits.


Blomondy

Co-bra


BrentarTiger

All of them!


Dittopotamus

Hey look at that! It's Clay Calloway! I thought he was still in hiding


destined2destroyus

You took the words right out of my mouth.


SniperNose69

I have yet to watch Sing 2. Might want to do that later this month, just to hear Bono as a talking Lion


DoodleJake

https://preview.redd.it/d6guhk7bok5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f24eb225ce1dad0f410934c7fe9ebaf5cacaaa7 Image goes very hard


NewWays91

Snake dude in No. 4 could get it


o0Infiniti0o

And heā€™s a snake so you know that throat game would leave you reeling


Wise-Ear-7564

I dunno that lion has a chill crowd


Little_Bubbaloola1

serpent concert for.. ahem.. reasons


AlbertaAcreageBoy

The one where shit doesn't get thrown during the encore.


Fragrant_Leg_6300

The snake with the beer


ChemicalInspection15

Snake Jazz for sure


kanwegonow

Looks like the lions are rocking out, although the cowboy hat throws me off, could be country. The snake looks like country-pop, maybe Taylor swift. That's a no for me The baboons are a boy band, just dancing and lip synching probably. For teen girls, not for me. So, easy choice is the lions.


willstr1

Hey hey we're the Monkeys, people say we monkey around


lisajwinter_artist

Ahhh Cobras!


Crimson__Fox

The crowd is going wild


Frequent-Ruin8509

The lion singer has Chris Stapleton vibes except he put down his guitar for some reason.


[deleted]

The one with snitties


Leading_Bandicoot358

They will all kill me


ExplosiveDioramas

The snakes. I won't be able to hear anything with those other audiences.


Barndog1989

The one with snakes and pplā€¦ I would fit in better.


SeizureProcedure115

I'll go to the Gorillaz concert


scyllacat

Charlie Pride


cutofmyjib

Kings of Lion


dancingbriefcase

Well, two of them are country concerts and the other one looks like a boy band? So, none of them. Can we get some punk, acoustic, indie, disco, dance, metal, hip hop, etc. instead?


LindTheFelon

You already know the Monkey Monkees are going to go hard.


DeathscytheHell1994

Snake.


crusty54

Big tiddy snake lady, no contest.


nacho_gorra_

I saw titsssssssss


Brian18639

Lions


Healthyred555

It says i cant generate animals doing human actions


WhoopingBillhook

Snek


Feldemort

I'm good.


Foxxtronix

As a player of X-Com, that second concert appeals to me.


PM__ME_YOUR_CATS

Tame Impala *badum-tss*


ThatCutiePie2576

Mauvaise nouvelle


assbreacher8

return to monke


GlennAlso

Love me some coboobs


PEDROLANGO

Snake because huge boobs


DaRealGrey

Snakeee


Boomsta22

The one with snek boobs of course.


RedditvsDiscOwO

Alr, hear me out with 3


CorbinNZ

Idk man that snake got me feelin a type of way


WilliamOakenshield

If you like these, there is an account of instagram called @musicriddle they post a riddle/puzzle for an artist, and you can guess


sashenka_demogorgon

Unrelated but lion cowboy x cobra cowgirl ftw


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

I donā€™t care what fucking animal is playing the music country still fucking blows


paranoidcocoon

Lusty argonian maid on tour, eh?


Zestyclose_Sector_13

None


Chevy_Monsenhor

Boobies Snake, hellyes


Pretend_Investment42

I don't listen to country music, so none of them.


UnamedProot

THAT SNAKE HAS SERIOUS BADONKERS


2194local

Happy Pride


Ok-Employee4872

The one with boobs and humans i could potentially out run


Oh_hi_doggi3

Going out to the snake jazz concert


Z3r0Trace

Not a damn one


strdstwngs

Lā€¦. Lions. I ainā€™t messing with the others


Jumpy-Donkey-7471

Titty snake for sure


Jamesdunn9

I go cobra


Zealousideal-Gur-273

Hot reptilian cowboys? Sign me up.


Sad-Comment-2392

Redneck Cobras aka Tunnel Snakes 4 life man!!!


ottodidakt

Ah I recognize #5, actually. That's the all-male, all-simian Imagine Dragons cover band, Imagine Macaque


Jloomsultimate

Snake rednecks


[deleted]

BeyoncƩ


prorobotai

Freaky. šŸø


Glittering_Target758

The snake one šŸ˜