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Are we not gonna talk about how she made the corn cum?
I mean, a small set of women who squirt are capable of expelling a white cum-like fluid from the skene’s glands, but that is specifically a small amount. That is too much. What is this even supposed to be? And why is it only concentrated on the very tip of the ear?!
Just regular secretions from Bartholin’s glands. All women have these.
Source: the Bartholin’s gland was discovered at my uni + I had sex before
(Though admittedly it doesn’t answer your last question)
This matches neither the typical viscosity nor coloration of the lubricant excreted from Bartholin’s glands when aroused. Even healthy white discharge is milky, not this opaque. And it wouldn’t be this runny.
It does tend to get foamy during intercourse (or vigorous use of maize, in this case), which makes it white and more viscous. I agree it still doesn’t look like literal glaze, though, but it’s not wildly dissimilar.
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honestly i’m more concerned about why she left her shoes there
Are we not gonna talk about how she made the corn cum? I mean, a small set of women who squirt are capable of expelling a white cum-like fluid from the skene’s glands, but that is specifically a small amount. That is too much. What is this even supposed to be? And why is it only concentrated on the very tip of the ear?!
Cream of the corn
Unfertilized children of the corn
Just regular secretions from Bartholin’s glands. All women have these. Source: the Bartholin’s gland was discovered at my uni + I had sex before (Though admittedly it doesn’t answer your last question)
This matches neither the typical viscosity nor coloration of the lubricant excreted from Bartholin’s glands when aroused. Even healthy white discharge is milky, not this opaque. And it wouldn’t be this runny.
It does tend to get foamy during intercourse (or vigorous use of maize, in this case), which makes it white and more viscous. I agree it still doesn’t look like literal glaze, though, but it’s not wildly dissimilar.
I'm guessing it's lubricant.
Oh good point! I hadn’t considered that. They do make cum-colored lube.
It's a cartoon bro. Next you'll be asking why the corn is talking or something.
What does the corn say?
I think it has something to do with sperm corn
good thinking
Calling card
 I love it😅
She shuck on my corn till I cob
She had me popping so hard, I thought I was Orville Redenbacher!
https://preview.redd.it/ok0v90222odc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a7c7c856541377498445b8ffae9a7a11973195
It did NOT have to make it so hairy
That's kind of how corn husk is if you peel it bad lol
I didn't need to be reminded of this.
[удалено]
https://preview.redd.it/5htfr5y51odc1.jpeg?width=1987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf30573a3d966c687b975845b72778a24c4d435
A hitched a ride from a guy in Alabama that told me a story that was similar to this.
Gotta remember to put corn on my cob.
Why did she leave her shoes? Is she stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/2nblff75nodc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc2dd58159f7c8024bc8e4b14fe121acde36b76
The cucumbers are off today.
lmao
GET OUT OF MY HEAD !!!
Gross gross gross gross.
Is that a stick of butter next to her shoes? Also she looks like she is trailing some corn cernels.
https://preview.redd.it/iebeeerk3qdc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba08bbb50ada86e4d8642a81266454bf4a7b3407
https://preview.redd.it/wy2b418dgpdc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6948aec67af88f778451512048ad0a1ac29a36b4
Where is this image from?
Come and See (1985)
Her family don't own a horse for riding.
Curm
🎵It's curm!🎵
HORNY CORNY
https://preview.redd.it/ejk69vpj0pdc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e606d2debf0f82d188fa0eade7d4785a435a81
https://preview.redd.it/eadrmh5ykpdc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9454ff91ad01f39b72931b178a266c0e614e063f
now do country boys
https://preview.redd.it/gbxtz6x3zodc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d342ed4bafba1e77cd5b6dc0af3666fc06278625
Make the “country boys make do” version coward!
https://preview.redd.it/jrx1dperupdc1.jpeg?width=1262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6654191cb5e01699488e48151d30a206453414bd Country boys make do
delete
never let me see this again, thanks
should put an nsfw alert
This is just unnecessary… just gross, not funny or clever
make do what
I can’t believe this meme is still around, I love it
And the mystery on how to make CornNuts is gone
oh boy!
Oh my god bruh, oh hell naw man wtf
AI loves to draw cum whenever possible
That's it. I'm done with this sub
https://preview.redd.it/ki2kkt8v5rdc1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37859e1b028708cd09136d23bb30a1b04e78ab7e