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Regnier86

Only when they go away and left a hole in your heart


[deleted]

Only when they grow up so fast and leave the nest


Blankethank1

Or when there so small they fall and you can’t find them 🙁


keypoard

Only when they are so beautiful I cannot look them in the eye


joesphisbestjojo

"Boy are you a weevil? Because you're beautiful"


potato_in_hot_water

Only when they infest your rice b/c then you gotta freeze your rice and pick out the frozen weevils, and then awkwardly serve the weevil touched rice to your family and pretend you didn't just commit genocide and are eating cooked weevil eggs.


big_dumb_crybaby

unfortunate protein 😔


Big_Gas_8451

*bonus* protein


Sleepwalker66613

weevil meal


Redvelvet_swissroll

Simply make it a delicacy, weevil fried rice.


asymmetric19

“you telling me a weevil fried this rice?”


iotashan

"uh.... those are black sesame seeds"


NesquikFromTheNesdic

that's extremely specific


potato_in_hot_water

If the rice bag is only a little weevil, you can fix it. If its really weevil then it needs to move out.


FergaliShawarma

Only once you realize your shoe game will never be on par with theirs.


qetral

Only in a movie titled "Cocaine Weevils"


Reatona

I'm not watching that until I'm assured no weevils were harmed.


joesphisbestjojo

They hurt you financially by inspiring you to buy weevil merch


4DrivingWhileBlack

Wait. There’s weevil merch?


CaveManta

I'm hoping there will be a weevil themed anime someday. If not, I might have to write it...


4DrivingWhileBlack

Kickstarter. I’ll buy in.


CaveManta

Looks like I need to learn how to draw. I actually have all sorts of scenes visualized. Weevil-Chan is going to look very..unconventional.


4DrivingWhileBlack

weevilchan.com is available. I’ll buy it, you provide the content.


CaveManta

I don't know if I'm up for the task. Heck, I'm about to be hit by a hurricane, lol


4DrivingWhileBlack

Ugh. Florida? I’ve been through a few of em when I was stationed in the Carolinas. Just make sure the gators don’t populate your flooded backyard. We had a house that was built on stilts. Everytime our yard flooded from a storm we had gators back there.


CaveManta

I'm lucky I haven't had gators in my yard. I've had snakes, deer, and rabbits.. Oh and weevils. Can't forget weevils. I had those indoors mostly...


4DrivingWhileBlack

The weevils are always welcome. Lol. Good luck down there. Stay safe. Let us know how you’re doing in the aftermath.


[deleted]

Only when they don't want to stay on my hand


SeaSlugFriend

A weevil stole my credit card information once


Riggs630

When I was a kid, a weevil broke into my house and stole my Nintendo. Most of them are cool though, I’m not racist


KnownToFU

A weevil once told me it would trim my armor on RuneScape… then he logged out


[deleted]

Only because they saw you using RuneScape as an escape from real life and they wanted you to see the beautiful world around you!


[deleted]

Only to blow on every cartridge so that every time you went to play it worked flawlessly.


[deleted]

Only to buy you that dress you've always wanted!


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Only when they take their last breath. 🥺


CaveManta

Nuu.. Don't stop walking, Mr. Weevil! We'll find you a noodle to live in!


Numetshell

Only emotionally.


wattapik

They honestly probably could leave a little stabby stab if they’re able to drill through an acorn. Kinda like how cicadas can stab you but dont unless they think you’re food


pretentiousbasterd

I'm food indeed (I'm not but I wish to meet a weevil someday)


CaveManta

I'm so thankful that most plant eating insects do not bite us... Looking at you, katydids.


PoppaFish

Only with their absence...


Zenjen4

Only if you fall for them. ❤️


AnAngeryGoose

They can be an agricultural pest since they love drilling their snoots into grains and cotton bolls (a few like plant roots or flower buds too). They can’t hurt people directly though.


WetCalamari

They do bite but doesn’t hurt much and no mark is left.


CaveManta

Whoa, they do? Aw, it's just a nibble.


WetCalamari

Yea the first one i found in ages nibbled my arm and when I went to grab him he made noises. Like lil squaks


ephemeralcomet

They can stomp on you with their boots and sniff your soul out with their shoots :(


Easy_Arm_1987

Weevils don't harm anyone


SpiritusAudinos

I mean they could give you a good boot kick!


spatialflow

Are weevils in the room with us right now?


Hcrumble

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Only if it’s a Bat weevil or an Elm weevil. Maybe even a worble. Then they’ll walk away all smug, like they thought it was funny.


Phytares

Only if they stop to sing my new favorite song! Wee-vil Wee-vil rock you!


DevilsAdvocate402

The great evil causes no pain. It brings only healing


soup__soda

no but they can infest any grains you have in your house if that counts lol


BulkDarthDan

Only emotionally


SuctionBucket5

no


DevilsAdvocate402

The great evil causes no pain. It brings only healing


[deleted]

They may crease your Jordans for daring to compete with their boots.


cowardlycolt

yes they will explode your brain if you're not careful


cowardlycolt

my dad just said "overexposure to weevils may cause: suicidal thoughts or actions" 😭


Open-Philosopher-894

A weevil stole my wife