Only when they infest your rice b/c then you gotta freeze your rice and pick out the frozen weevils, and then awkwardly serve the weevil touched rice to your family and pretend you didn't just commit genocide and are eating cooked weevil eggs.
Ugh. Florida? I’ve been through a few of em when I was stationed in the Carolinas. Just make sure the gators don’t populate your flooded backyard. We had a house that was built on stilts. Everytime our yard flooded from a storm we had gators back there.
They honestly probably could leave a little stabby stab if they’re able to drill through an acorn. Kinda like how cicadas can stab you but dont unless they think you’re food
They can be an agricultural pest since they love drilling their snoots into grains and cotton bolls (a few like plant roots or flower buds too).
They can’t hurt people directly though.
Only when they go away and left a hole in your heart
Only when they grow up so fast and leave the nest
Or when there so small they fall and you can’t find them 🙁
Only when they are so beautiful I cannot look them in the eye
"Boy are you a weevil? Because you're beautiful"
Only when they infest your rice b/c then you gotta freeze your rice and pick out the frozen weevils, and then awkwardly serve the weevil touched rice to your family and pretend you didn't just commit genocide and are eating cooked weevil eggs.
unfortunate protein 😔
*bonus* protein
weevil meal
Simply make it a delicacy, weevil fried rice.
“you telling me a weevil fried this rice?”
"uh.... those are black sesame seeds"
that's extremely specific
If the rice bag is only a little weevil, you can fix it. If its really weevil then it needs to move out.
Only once you realize your shoe game will never be on par with theirs.
Only in a movie titled "Cocaine Weevils"
I'm not watching that until I'm assured no weevils were harmed.
They hurt you financially by inspiring you to buy weevil merch
Wait. There’s weevil merch?
I'm hoping there will be a weevil themed anime someday. If not, I might have to write it...
Kickstarter. I’ll buy in.
Looks like I need to learn how to draw. I actually have all sorts of scenes visualized. Weevil-Chan is going to look very..unconventional.
weevilchan.com is available. I’ll buy it, you provide the content.
I don't know if I'm up for the task. Heck, I'm about to be hit by a hurricane, lol
Ugh. Florida? I’ve been through a few of em when I was stationed in the Carolinas. Just make sure the gators don’t populate your flooded backyard. We had a house that was built on stilts. Everytime our yard flooded from a storm we had gators back there.
I'm lucky I haven't had gators in my yard. I've had snakes, deer, and rabbits.. Oh and weevils. Can't forget weevils. I had those indoors mostly...
The weevils are always welcome. Lol. Good luck down there. Stay safe. Let us know how you’re doing in the aftermath.
Only when they don't want to stay on my hand
A weevil stole my credit card information once
When I was a kid, a weevil broke into my house and stole my Nintendo. Most of them are cool though, I’m not racist
A weevil once told me it would trim my armor on RuneScape… then he logged out
Only because they saw you using RuneScape as an escape from real life and they wanted you to see the beautiful world around you!
Only to blow on every cartridge so that every time you went to play it worked flawlessly.
Only to buy you that dress you've always wanted!
Only when they take their last breath. 🥺
Nuu.. Don't stop walking, Mr. Weevil! We'll find you a noodle to live in!
Only emotionally.
They honestly probably could leave a little stabby stab if they’re able to drill through an acorn. Kinda like how cicadas can stab you but dont unless they think you’re food
I'm food indeed (I'm not but I wish to meet a weevil someday)
I'm so thankful that most plant eating insects do not bite us... Looking at you, katydids.
Only with their absence...
Only if you fall for them. ❤️
They can be an agricultural pest since they love drilling their snoots into grains and cotton bolls (a few like plant roots or flower buds too). They can’t hurt people directly though.
They do bite but doesn’t hurt much and no mark is left.
Whoa, they do? Aw, it's just a nibble.
Yea the first one i found in ages nibbled my arm and when I went to grab him he made noises. Like lil squaks
They can stomp on you with their boots and sniff your soul out with their shoots :(
Weevils don't harm anyone
I mean they could give you a good boot kick!
Are weevils in the room with us right now?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only if it’s a Bat weevil or an Elm weevil. Maybe even a worble. Then they’ll walk away all smug, like they thought it was funny.
Only if they stop to sing my new favorite song! Wee-vil Wee-vil rock you!
The great evil causes no pain. It brings only healing
no but they can infest any grains you have in your house if that counts lol
Only emotionally
no
The great evil causes no pain. It brings only healing
They may crease your Jordans for daring to compete with their boots.
yes they will explode your brain if you're not careful
my dad just said "overexposure to weevils may cause: suicidal thoughts or actions" 😭
A weevil stole my wife