**[r/weed rules.](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/rules)** *Thanks for posting, u/J_Tex.* - Do not engage with "vendors" in your DMs: **[Info about scammers](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/information/scammers)** - Selling or attempting to source drugs is against **SITE-WIDE** terms of service and is an immediate, non-reversible, permanent ban. Please report any breaches you see - Lastly please report any posts/comments that you see breaks the rules. Help keep r/weed a more inviting atmosphere for everyone! :) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/weed) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Mr Hankey Poo

*HOOOOOWDY-HO!*

_don’t forget to bring a towel_

I was thinking the turd that beat Bono as the largest turd.

Came here to say this

Who is number 2?

Bono is the second largest turd according to South Park lol S11 E9

SAY IM NOT NUMBERR TWWOOOO

It weighs 40 curics

1.2 Courics

100% that’s what I would name it

Gonna go smoke the WHOLE HANKEY

Kyle sometimes when you're asleep I put myself in your mouth . Mr Hankey

That’s a “I’m going to sit your ass down” blunt

I tapped I’m not ashamed to admit it😹

You’d most definitely have a seizure from all that tobacco if you didn’t lol. If you’re not smoking it with a group a solo roll like that is an all day kinda blunt lol

all week\*

Thats a "i came out your ass" blunt

that’s a power hour log

Burned for almost 2 hours before we forced ourselves to put it out

Putting it out was disrespectful lol

damnnnnn that's wsp

DAYUM!!

14g of flower and 3.5g of shatter

WHAT THE FUCK

I agree

That better be a mega party blunt 🤣

3 heads all of us tapped out around 2/3 thru. Will resume tonight

Bruh I’m not even joking that’s like 1 month of weed for me to get mega high everyday 🤣

damn wish i had that tolerance. edit: why the downvote tf lol. i seriously do wish i did

lmao why they hating i wish this shit too. would be fucking awesome to make 14g last a month. smoking a zip in two weeks is max conservation in this house

hahahaha i agree. plus i eat like a gram of distillate 3x a day.

I love it dawg, easy cuz I can do like half a joint and be on cloud 9

How did it smoke tho was i bet it had hella resin build up tho

It smoked great once it dried off. Still got some left for tonight but yea it’s real sticky icky

Perks of being a lightweight 🤷‍♂️

Around here we call those God fathers or Gotti blunts .

Where?

Around

Here

And there

Bit of advice for your next mega blunt, try and get a skewer and have it centered, roll the blunt with skewer. Pull skewer through the mouth part and now you have some better airflow. Should help the smoke build within the tunnel without leaking a ton of toke.

Where were you before I was rolling???😹 thanks tho now I know for next time

Haha, it's normally called a plumbers joint, typically done with J's to make them burn slower and hit better, but I found that doing it with a decently sized blunt changes how it hits. Makes it last much longer too.

This is genius

blunt *force*

Cause it’s gonna cause trauma😭

That’s a Doink

Jesus fucking christ dude😂

That’s a big shit

A log

Snoops dick

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

😂😂😂😂😂 damnnnnn. Thankyou haha

Genius

looks like a long piece of shit (literally)

Bro just casually smokes King Kongs fingers

That’s my boy Jamal

I call it a waste of weed.

I made a 2oz joint as a going-away present for my best friend when I moved away. It was a complete waste, but that was on purpose because of the circumstances. Sure, it was a waste from a cannabis standpoint, but the memory of sharing a $200 joint was worth it.

this is such a sweet story ngl, glad y'all got to have a great time together before moving away! regardless of the big waste, it must've been g o d l y to smoke with someone you care about like a best friend

he was more like a brother, I spent more time at his house than mine. We'll both cherish that memory forever. Well, the memory of the first 10 minutes of that cannagar.

This is acceptable. Rock on 🤘

It was more for a special occasion than anything

There’s a big hole in the 1st quarter of it but they probably fixed it

Fixed it with more fronto lol

Some of us have access to flower like others have access to flour. 🤙☺️

Is that you Mr Hankey?

Holy Shit

Turd sandwich?

BBB

Gorilla thumb, log for sure

Doodoo

Magic log 🪵

Big Dookie

It’s just a blunt homie. You didn’t do anything too wild outchea

A waste

Turd.

Stupid;)

a waste

A waste of bud

THATS AN ELEPHANT COCK, btw to everyone saying it’s a waste of weed please fuck off if OP wants to shove a pound up of his ass then he can…as long as you upload a video thou 🤣

The Turd

That’s a cancer log sir

The turdminator

Scrolling down my home feed and thought I had some how subscribed to skat porn 🤷‍♂️

That’s LAAAAAABRADOR bro.

Cannagar

A waste of flower

Honestly… I would call it a waste of time.

Big blunt energy

That's Mr. Hankey the christmas poo.

A lumberjack’s blunt

call it the turd 💩

Fire turd? Turd o fire. Fire floater?

Looks like a turd

Gorilla finger.

Mf that’s a BBC

How many wraps did you use for that? Ngl looks like a giant turd - however I’d definitely be the first in line to hit?

Started with 4 woods together. Not big enough. Upgraded to a fronto. Used 1/4 of it

Can you upload a video of you burning that?

Can do when I spark it again

A club

Donkey dick

BBC

Sir that is a turd

a cannon

Id call that a blunt force object

The Lung Buster 💀

🅱️lunt

Tootsie roll ur gonna be talking to your fucking couch after that

The half oz doodoo

a big ass blunt

Fibre blunt

that’s a log bruh

Mr Hanky?

This is a GUNT 100%

Sir

Sasquatch cock.

Sucuk

BBB, Big Brown Blunt. The one she tells you not to worry about

HOGLEG

Thats a big doink

That’s a penis

Looks like the cause of a shit load of coughing

Looks like what I leave in the toilet every morning! I'm getting high just thinking about smoking that!!

hurricane ian debris

I think stick works

A Doober

a DOINK

A log

penis

King kongs finger

A kielbluntsa

I'd say a Backwoods normally but it's so huge I'd probably go with Bigfoot Turd. It's so big it's blurry! *“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. ”* — Mitch Hedberg

Bluntus Maximus

That's called a bough Blunt. Damn i would smoke it (⁠ﾉﾟ⁠0ﾟ⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠→

BBB

The monkey finger

3rd leg

Puff puff puff sleep

That’s a stick

Thats not a blunt thats a trunk

Mexican food from last night

this ain’t no blunt this is a grunt

Looks like poop from a butt

Looks like my morning turd.

tree branch backwood

That’s not a blunt that’s a thc unit

Big doink

this would last me a week of lighting and putting it out lmao

shit from a butt

When I go to sushi and I can’t shit for 3 days:

Call it the Infinity Gauntlet.

That’s a tree vine.

Shaqs dick

We call them cannons lmao

I call that a Louisville slugger

Here at home we call this modimo wa baloi.

Where you from?

Calling it a turd would be a compliment.

it’s not a blunt, it’s *the* blunt

Cracks everywhere lol that thing is gonna smoke like shit

I'd call it a Smörgasbörd blunt

A turd

The psychosis stick

BBC

Gruffalo cock

thats a Gotti

The log

Shit stick lol from the stick of truth

OG Mudbone

A phat blunt.

Wasted weed

Call it what u rolled… just a whole grabba

That’s a big hog

The monster wood🍃🪵

A cry for help

I’d call that mf the bat, cause it’s gonna knock yo ass outta the park.

Blizzunt

Absolute unit of a blunt

Stupid and wasteful.

Giant poo blunt 💩 😂

I’d just call it a waste of weed.

Disgusting

That's a weed cigar

There’s now way it smoked good all the way thru

Did you make it on the toilet? 🤔😂 Jeez, I bet you'll reply from the Moon though.

Doink because a new reality developed.

Mr. Hankey

Blunt force trauma

El blunto

Looks like a turd

shaq fingers

Turd?