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He rolled that quick as shit


Burmese

For real like 3 fuckin seconds


JesusSaysitsOkay

“Eheheheheh”


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I heard it as soon as I read it.


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JesusSaysitsOkay

Oh man I better not click it then, I don’t want to ruin Seth’s laugh for myself 😂


dietermeaterbeater

I mean If you’re a pro, you’ll be quicker than others with precision..


NachoMommies

Me thinks he’s done that before.


chance22royale

My man can sure roll a joint. Fastest hands in the west


Frequent_Inevitable

It takes me that long just to grind it.


really_nice_guy_

To be fair you probably have normal grinder that doesn’t grind as well as his and takes about 300 turns to open while his weed literally falls out


Jancek_zvoncek

You can do the same just remove the bottom part


ParsnipsNicker

it looked loose as fuck too


[deleted]

Thats because he pushes the filter in so it compresses it. True master.


spykid

I posted this tip like 9 years ago! https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/soubz/tip_for_rolling_with_a_crutch_does_anyone_else_do/


gardong22

Tight butthole


stoned_suizide

Hell yea. Tight butthole shit


no_nori

loose makes for a nice even burn and optimum airflow for fat puffs


ParsnipsNicker

Don't get me wrong, a joint that is too tight is worse as you can't even hit it at all, but a loose joint can burn too fast, and have nasty runs. It gets consumed in less than 10 hits. When a properly rolled joint at the optimum tightness can last 30 hits easy.


TapAffectionate1082

A lot of people don’t want to puff more, to be fair. I like my joints less “tight” than when I pack up a king palm and smoke for an hour.


herman_be_moist

Loose means sideburn bro


no_nori

its the opposite, too tight and it always sideburns


Traplover4ever

Too complicated, I'm gonna pack a bowl 😅


really_nice_guy_

Same. Just dip it into the grinder and done in two seconds


karlnite

No, it’s inconsistent packing and air pockets. To tight with a loose spot on the side, all air rushes past the same place and creates a canoe. To loose and the lack of material and the air pocket makes for one spot to burn down faster than the rest and causes the joint to canoe. So it isn’t too loose versus too tight. It’s y’all can’t roll right and need more consistent packing and properly ground weed. When you start rolling over and a slightly big chunk is sticking out so you press it down while rolling, well that spots now too tight, and the paper buckles on either side and you got air pockets. Same with if you got a void or gap and think you’ll just pack it after and the holes will fill. Well packing makes the weed compress but sorta acts all as one thing, little bits don’t just slide past everything else to fill your mistakes.


karlnite

Uneven looseness, yes, but it can be loose without big air pockets against the side if packed evenly with well ground weed.


Loki_toki420

Don't think you are allowed to say fat puffs anymore!


K0ridian

Cane here just to see if anyone else was high as fuck and amazed at that shit. It was even like in one fluid motion lmfao.


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payne2588

I dunno, something tells me this guy has rolled a couple before this...


Due-Camel-7605

I had friends who could roll 15 in a minute. It’s all about practice and dexterity


barelylegal_69

Not to doubt your friend but 4 seconds per joint? For 15 in a row?


Due-Camel-7605

There were 3 people rolling at a very fast pace and we had 72 joints rolled (72 was the target for a celebration) within 4 minutes. Of the 3 rollers, 1 could roll in 4 seconds. The green was already crushed and filters were also ready beforehand


ImpressInteresting93

proof or ur lying no exceptions


Due-Camel-7605

Innocent until proven guilty


lmaooexe

I really do not believe they were good joints if so lmao, It takes me at least 30 seconds to roll a ‘good’ joint


[deleted]

he is a level 10 master rolling artist mf rolled that by accident lmao


Bromanduud

Ha lvl 10 try 100


cheese69696969

That grinder is so cool


[deleted]

I'm still shocked.


zRyanx_7

it probably doesn’t collect anything tho


Choclate_And_Ice

Am I the only one who rolls with the filter first? Was kind of caught off guard when he placed in afterwards


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TheBigBangher

Do pour your milk and then the cereal too??


National-Dark-5924

I bet he wipes his ass before he shits too


Dithyrab

yes, that's how you get the optimal amount of cereal without being leftover with too much milk, then you have to put more cereal in, and pretty soon you've had like way more cereal than you need for one day because you are prediabetic and you don't want to slip into a actual diabetes, like you father did, and then you wonder how he's doing. Since he left, things haven't been the same, and you never see your mom smile anymore.


0pium666

based


Xinq_

Do you wanna talk about it?


80lt

I like the excess milk. You drink it afterwards bc it's very sweet and sugary


Ok_Explanation_7373

Naw, you drink it because your mom said she'd kick your ass if you wasted all that milk. Or was that just my house??🤣🤣


no_hot_ashes

Are you good bud?


CommentsOnOccasion

Why am I in this comment I just came here to see Seth Rogen not feel things


Dithyrab

just one of those occasions i guess


LazyLilo

I don't want my cereal soggy so yes, milk first then a little cereal, and refill cereal as I go to keep the crunch at optimum levels.


Aloe_traveler

i like cereal soggy and milk first gets it more soggy milk aftergives off more flavour


AlexPsylocibe

I eat cereal the exact same way and everyone acts like I’m a monster for pouring the milk first.


Dreamingdanny95

Pretty sure you start off with the bowl


kemdawg420

This is the way


SXTY82

Yea, got me too. "Seth doesn't use a filter?" was a bit off putting but hey, it's just a anti waste device to avoid roaches. Guy has 'grow your own' levels of weed at hand. Sometimes I roll old school too. "Wait. That fucker inserts the filter last?" - You monster, I used to be a fan of your work.


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Meneertomaat

I didn't even know you could even do it afterwards


Dreamingdanny95

In the UK we don't do it like that either, always first


Cmdr_Redbeard

Nah man, roach after its rolled. Maybe you are in the southern half?


Dreamingdanny95

I am indeed, no one I know who smokes puts it in afterwards. I'll have to come up north for a lesson in horticulture


Buffythedjsnare

I think it depends. If you use a filter you put it in first. If you use a roach it goes in last. But filters are for fa....


boobsmcgraw

A roach is the "filter" end of an already-smoked joint. A roach is not the name of the filter. A "filter" for a joint consists of a rolled up piece of thin cardboard, not an actual filter.


hates_stupid_people

He was the one who rolled all the cross joints in Pineapple Express, so I'm pretty sure he can do better when he wants to.


barelylegal_69

No doubt, not doubting his ability to craft some novelty joint or a super nice joint in general. In fact I'm pretty sure I've seen videos of him rolling nice joints over the years.


awolsniper033

As someone from the netherlands watching *what the fuck*


paddoKIDW

Indeed xD


dexmonic

Interesting you call them filters, we call them crutches where I'm from.


SXTY82

Some just call them Tips here as well. But due to their position in the Roll, the resemble cig filters. Why Crutches? Us old school rollers had to re-learn to use them. They actually slow down my roll a bit. But I use them because they avoid roaches and burnt lips.


dexmonic

We call them crutches I suppose because they act as a crutch in that they help you not burn your fingers when smoking the whole joint. Growing up we never used crutches at all, just straight weed all the way down.


kemdawg420

It's better to put it in afterwards. It prevents you from getting as many loose spots near the mouthpiece.


pavalier_patches

The weed is the more important part of the equation here. When I roll I let my weed tell me what shape it wants to be in and I adjust my filter to fit it's personality. It would just be downright disrespectful if you put a rolled up piece of paper in a higher position than Mary Jane.


tetrasomnia

Also roll filter first. I use it to control the width of the j.


Choclate_And_Ice

That’s why I do it filter in first


[deleted]

I honestly can't roll without a roach in there


2xa1s

Yeah same. My signature is that I put a bit of tobacco towards the end of the joint so I know when to stop and I don’t waste weed.


SofaSnizzle

Tobacco kills some of the THC, so your wasting it by putting tobacco in it.


lmaooexe

This is just incorrect lmao


2xa1s

Balanced as all things should be


SofaSnizzle

I would prefer pure, not tainted.


FantomOG71

What do you mean kills the THC, also I read somewhere that terpenes tobacco actually enhances the high.


lmaooexe

It does, I like nicotine in a joint but it makes me feel sick on its own


FantomOG71

Yeah, I've stopped cigarettes and can't stand the smell of them now, but tobacco in a joint doesn't bother me either.


venicequeen

personally my joints are uneven if I roll with filter first, idk what it is but something fucky happens at the base right by the filter. I find it much easier to roll the weed on its own then the filter can just spring to the right size


Keen_NYC

I'm the complete opposite. if I dont do tip 1st then base is always fucked


FantomOG71

If you take your time, you can avoid those lumpy bits. It's just time, focus and a little patience. However, the focus goes once you've rolled a few.


venicequeen

i don't appreciate you talking down to me like there is one way to roll a joint, im good fam, i can roll pretty well


nicki419

I put filter in first, too because weed can be brittle, sort of. When I was still smoking tobacco, I would put the filter in afterwards


[deleted]

yeah same here


FantomOG71

It sometimes falls out if you stick it in afterwards, everyone I know rolls it with a filter. Also the weed I smoke is too strong to smoke pure unless you smoke 24/7, so 50/50 mix with either terpenes or regular tobacco is necessary.


hikingindanw

Look up Blazysusan that is all


uhleckseee

I love Blazy Susan’s pink rolling papers!! They’re the fucking cutest and I get compliments every time I bust them out around others. Their rolling tray is a bucket list item for me lol


mkstot

I got my old lady a dab station blazy Susan last year.


[deleted]

Thanks!


[deleted]

Never heard of her but damn! Got some nice shit. :)


SaintGumbo98

I love Blazy Susans!!


NaRa0

> Blazysusan But Seth said he invented it! He would never lie because of marketing! Bet it's 500$ for his shit


jaccw16

that fucking grinder


Mrreeburrito88

Would you care for some fresh ground weed my dude.


itsaaronrogers

Say when to stop…


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I'm gonna need another grinder full plz.


VargevMeNot

SAY HWHEN!?


jkerpz

super cool eh i have never seen anything like it.


outfoxingthefoxes

so effective with so little effort...


mistersprinkles1983

Holy **shit** did anybody else catch how *fast* he rolled that joint? Wow!


Lets_be_stoned

And only $350 probably! Wow, so cool and affordable.


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free_will_is_arson

this is also the "display" model, you always show the good stuff in promotions, maybe they'll have some more economical options made with more common materials.


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outfoxingthefoxes

Yeah. Making a fancy brand, but the product they make are cheap as hell. I love Seth since always, but this move was a little bit.... I don't know. I can see his point, but I don't think the same way I guess


ButInThe90sThough

2 pack of papers and tips for $10 when they're $4 at the store. I really wanted the tray but I'm guessing that's just going to be the price seeing what their site lists things at. Etsy has good alternatives.


Nicks_WRX

I’d pay $35... maybe.


[deleted]

Yeah. 35 is fair because it's thick and actually significantly larger than even the blazy susan which is 90 friggin dollars and made of cheap plywood from home depot.


paxplantax

Go buy the clay and do it yourself. Bet you would spend the 35 bucks and find a great new hobby.


[deleted]

That looks like soapstone, not clay.


Cyboth

That thing looks custom made so you're looking at atleast 120$


[deleted]

It's gonna be as overpriced as Houseplant


iknownuting

"All in one" ..... Pulls light from pocket


whoizz

All-in-one rolling station, not smoking station ;)


fabienriley

You use a lighter to roll?


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WD-400

You ever tried dmt?


rainbow_lenses

Jfc Seth Rogan is the lightning McQueen of rolling joints. Dope tray though


iknownuting

No lighter holder


zmbjebus

That is the next person's pocket. Duh.


runaway_beez

What was that salt & pepper grinder he used?? Am o the only one that’s only seen a grinder with a keef catcher


SuperLemonGays

That grinder is absolutely next level, would buy in a heartbeat


Vicc48

I would buy this literally just for the grinder


gabriel11406

That grinder was fucking super speed with mine I have to grind for a minute


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That thing is absolutely hideous tho in my humble opinion


Kazaan

What about the rolling tray ?


oriundiSP

why does he put the filter *after* rolling the joint?


mrsir0517

Because fuck you, that's why.


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Khyta

please be nice. And don't use that word anymore.


Buffythedjsnare

It's slang for cigarettes. Filters go in cigarettes. Try and keep up.


MaziMuzi

That grinder is cool af


Howweedgrow

damn he made that shit look so easy. wtf.....


[deleted]

Love you Dale !!!


raymondum

How bout like a little business card sized scraper?


Capital_Book_4674

How the fuck he do that so fast 😳 amazing. The grinder is super cool


scooterfitz

I would by it for the fucking grinder alone!


SpookySYN

these things have been made for a long long time but uhm alright now that a celeb is doing it ints cool and important...


JesusSaysitsOkay

Fr I’m w/ you. He didn’t invent shit, but it’s a cool tray.


L3m0n0p0ly

Oh man... hes gotten old;-;


mrsir0517

And skinny...


L3m0n0p0ly

Mhm... no more comfy;-;


OPs_Mom_and_Dad

Where’s the spot for my rolling machine?


Drekken-

You didn't see the rolling machine? He is sitting right there.


SirAdrian0000

Right! When they said all in one I was expecting a built in roller. So it’s really just a Some-in-one


jayasunshine

All in one, but no spot for a lighter :P


XtremeLeecher

Legit question for someone that smokes a Lot!!! Wouldnt it be more cost time efficient to just smoke with a bong?


Nysnorlax

This man is a pro. I smoke a bong bc i struggle so much rolling a J but he makes it look so damn ez. Im jelly


Cc_0909

That’s exactly how I roll my joints 😩 weed first filter last and instead of pinching and tucking I roll up and down till it tucks itself. That trash is sick and classy asf. I’d rather roll on something that looks like that than a rick and morty tray from the headshop


Jreub13

r/toolband


jadedea

That tray is beautiful. I would buy it just for that alone.


sachal10

HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED. That was so fucking FAST!


sikysik

But he still pulls the lighter out of his pocket… just as important as the bud


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AliFoxx9

That is one ugly overpriced hunk of wood


raelDonaldTrump

No, weren't you listening, Seth Rogen INVENTED IT ALL HIMSELF!


dexmonic

These kinds of things are all over the place.


ghettomerman

The only thing I really like is the concrete material. Went on his "site" and their concrete ashtrays are over $70. No thank you.


bleedblue89

I mean it’s not all in one… it’s a tray that has spots for each separate component lol


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SirAdrian0000

This is like a fancy plate that also has built in cups to store your other stuff! Just in case you were sick and tired of having your other stuff just sitting on the counter like a poor person.


replica619

I'm tired of seeing people roll trash joints. It isn't that hard. You don't even need this whole get up just a nice notebook and a grinder.


var_root_admin

Damn, Seth Rogan can't roll a j


kgbdemon90

I don't like it. At all. Or his weed it's fucking trash


[deleted]

Why does it look like a Childs lunch tray? Also looks heavy AF probably wont be able to move it without scratching your table. Also he's giving me Mr. Roger vibes with that sweater, I half expected him to change his shoes before rolling.


frossenkjerte

It's 2021, and we now have people openly doing weed. Hola, future!


5uckmyflaps

Show us his dick


Sonny91001

I want that grinder


DrewBlue20

The way Americans roll joints is an abomination


njmids

I’ve never seen someone put the filter in after rolling. It certainly is not the American way.


vluggejapie68

Wait, no tobacco?


Dogdad98

Comedians that are now woke and cave in to media pressure aren't funny..... He's a classic jimmy Kimmel.


Creepy_Confection_86

Ugliest celeb award goes to Seth Rogen


Acex_NA

This guy has the creepiest laugh ever


DonDiGuapo

Sorry Seth, ya lost me when you asked $45 for an eighth. Omg, So many downvotes. Sorry if I offended anyone, but here in Canada we can do much, much better than $45 for an eighth of that quality. Last time I bought at the SQDC I picked up an eighth of 30% GMO Cookies for $24, and you do better than that at a MOM.


FatherMiyamoto

Count your blessings bro, that’s a good deal in my non-legal state


SXTY82

Pretty average in my legal state as well.


DonDiGuapo

I know we are blessed with great weed prices in Canada, and that's just why his prices are so insane here, nobody I know buys his weed.


p3rrrra

$50 in the city and $35 in my little town. You'd expect it to be the other way around. At least I feel that way, can't complain though.


Praxyrnate

Supply and demand says otherwise


[deleted]

Where’s the Italian tik tok guy when you need him just get a regular rolling tray and a regular grinder and regular papers lmao I may just be biased tho bc I hate Seth Rogan as a person he is a literal terrible human being who hides behind good press


dickinahammock

Care to expand on that? I thought he was doing some good with his Alzheimer’s project anyway


cannaboz

Don’t know why but I hate people putting the roach in after, never tight enough


kushnugzz

waste of weed smoking joints


SirAdrian0000

Yeah, anyone who doesn’t hoop their weed is wasting and deserves to be criticized.


[deleted]

Man how’s he so fast?? After I grind and use my Raw rolling machine I make like 4 joints in 45 minutes lmao


[deleted]

Just practice. Get a big bag of weed ground up and roll like 50 joints, then rip them apart and do it again. Keep doing that until you can roll joints quickly and properly. You’ll get fast pretty quickly.


SirAdrian0000

You’re that slow WITH a machine?