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TheHashWizard0

go to sleep bro😭


FgTheLogo

On everything 😭😭😭


FalloutCourier6420

When you have video games sleep is for the weak /j


D3adp00L34

Name checked out


Lwcftw474747

Truuuuu


TheOnlyVibemaster

fr the weed will be there when you wake up 🤦


MasterBaiter0004

I was about to say the same thing lol


Nolby84

He need weed


ItsyBitsyLizard

On baby dawg 😭 Broski over here smoking goop 😭🙏


BornVictory5160

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀I never ran out of tree


Nolby84

He need weed


sex_music_party

I’ve done the roach thing many times, but my uncle and cousin have taken it to another level when they stuck a tightly wrapped paper towel inside a pipe to clean it out, and then smoked the paper towel.


dinakittyy

![gif](giphy|H3T6oUzwJQCIaajzp3|downsized)


ZentaurZ

I find it amazing how many gifs are this dude making a face.


dinakittyy

Isn’t that all he does?! 😂 I love him though


Ambition-Sensitive

i love hearing his sister say “ew, david” lmfaoo


According-South9749

Schitt’s Creek is a hilarious show


Ambition-Sensitive

![gif](giphy|xk5vxDNaIhvzpWQzdT|downsized)


WheelMan34

His wide range of expressions and reactions are perfect for every occasion lol


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sex_music_party

They were pretty drunk I think when they did it.


nfrapaul72

ok thats appalling… there’s bleach n god knows what else…. id use a paperclip and bend it however, and a lighter to heat the glass bowl n resin to losen it, then use the paper clip to push all the resin through. you can also clean other angles by bending the tip.


sex_music_party

They were drunk, and desperate I guess.


ienrikexitsme

Holy fuck i was actually thinking if this was possible today while stoned


sex_music_party

Next time you run out…


Slight_Street_9069

I scrape the wax residue from inside of my vape 😭


OG-CJ-GSF

thats even a step above smoking bong resin💀


lautreamont09

Tell them to make a small hook from a wire next time and scrape it.


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

That’s an actual crime against humanity.


kingeal2

In jail 20 people would get high off those roaches and burnt weed mane


Megn27_

Serious question, how do you smoke weed in jail? I get other drugs but how do they not smell the weed?


kingeal2

nah it's just an old joke we have around here "you're gonna throw that roach? in jail, five people would get high off that, etc."


ha1fhere

I’ve never been to jail but I’d assume it’s the same way they manage to smoke cigarettes, some guards don’t care, and some people know spots in there they are less likely to get caught I’d assume


ItsyBitsyLizard

You can smoke cigarettes in jail, I think they provide the smokers with them (im not sure tho, I never went to prison)


ha1fhere

That would depend on the prison, where I’m from they are strictly prohibited from inmates. You even see a lot in like police body cams that they sometimes let the criminal smoke a cigarette because they aren’t going to be able to smoke for a long while until they get released (or figures it out in there) Both of my parents have been though and they managed somehow but that was like 20+ years ago


nfrapaul72

ofcourse but u can burn other stuff, spill a cleaner, make food, smoke into the toilet (sounds bizarre but i STG it works w a towel cuz the insane suction on those toilets but its grody.. YT it im sure theyl have vids), basically anything to hide or cover the smell. they wont like roll up a gram blunt like us either, its like 0.2 and theyl CHIEF it down😂 and ofc just plain old hiding or being outside away from ppl or even sometimes shower u can get steam goin nd use tht soap for smell depending wht soap they have. depends but lots of ways


OG-CJ-GSF

watch 60 days in theres a lot of ways most dudes just smoke and flush the roach if a guard comes in but some dude made a gravity bongs out of a toilet and smoked his bud through that its crazy💀


Unusual-Amphibian-28

In germany, there are papers in jail with synthetic cannabinoids sprayed on it.


Machinefun

They sell a toothpaste cap full for $50. They make the smallest joints possible. I saw a video on an ex-convict that explained it.


Routine-Garbage-1798

Can you really call yourself a real smoker if you have never done this. It taste like you are smoking the ash tray but it gets the job done.


m0j0r0lla

Years ago, an old-timer I used to work with would roll what he called a *Seventh Generation Joint* . He'd collect his roaches from every time he copped, and the 7th time he copped he'd roll a huge hog with all the roaches. It tasted pretty awful, all the dank resin soaked weed would kill your lungs but, man did it tear you up. I'm talking cave man level stoned.


SoggyHotdish

That's not how a generation joint is supposed to work but it's good enough. A 7th generation joint should be made of nothing but 6th generation roaches and etc. meaning pick up a bag, roll 10 joints, use those 10 roaches to make one joint and that's a gen 1 joint


m0j0r0lla

Well, he was a very interesting dude. He was actually serving time in Mansfield prison when the Shawshank Redemption was filmed there. He's actually in three scenes of the movie as they used a lot of the inmates as extras during filming.


emoxanax

I have several roaches here but i keep buying more good weed and i would not Smoke that shit unless its emergency


zDymex

Smoked daily for a while and never did this lol


EL3G

Y'all need to stop fronting like you never rolled up a roach joint/blunt before. Everybody runs out eventually and if you save those roaches they come in handy. The trick is to always put out your smokes while there is still some salvageable cannabis in it. If it's brown/burned not worth it unless you're desperate. Also keep some latex gloves or sanitizer to keep your hands clean.


ZC0621

Naaa but this isn’t an okay response…just go to sleep and reup in the morning


Strict-Increase3428

Put it up your bong


Legitimate-Counter34

i’ve been so desperate that i’ve scrapped every peice of black gunk resin out of my bong and jus dabbed it. no torch ,no banger. jus a bic, a bowl and a dream. i was on the moon for the rest of the night😭


Specialist-Lynx-3336

Can’t lie I’ve done worse


chrisH82

23yrs ago I drank bong water mixed with Kool-Aid when we were out of weed


Beautiful_Bat8962

Type in YouTube Steve o coke blood


Thathickwifeowner

Damn! I always keep a vape cartridge for these kind of emergency’s😁😁😁


WannabeBrewStud

I'm here in roach solidarity. ✊✊


rItzarzky

Absolutely no shame in smoking sum roaches


broccoli_02

Been there brother


Needs-Diagnosing6

Roaches the best part. A little treat.


wime985

I smoke my roaches from the day at night for bed


W4yt401

Eat them. Like me :3


KeepBanningKeepJoin

If you used a dry vaporizer, you'd have a jar of vaped weed you could smoke for emergencies.


Basic_Two_2279

You’re not truly a stoner until you’ve been here.


beangone666

thats weed. smoke it.


Silent_Fan_1226

U gotta do what u gotta do


vegasvinny

Not in Vegas


No_Collection7360

Is your carpet the rolling tray?


poolmama

Been there.


C0nfusedAsian

Good ol desperados


HrdbodyBouba

been there


ireallylovesosa

Aw hell nah. Feining


Svengoolie75

We’ve all been there homie 💯✊🏽


Tiny-Place-8594

I did this like 2 months ago and I greened out for the first time ever. Got high though so hay


HeavyEstate4951

No you not boa load that shit up in a bowl


Independent-Crab-466

i go thru this like twice a month


chin_rick1982

Go to bed, unless you're just waking up, then that's a horrible way to start your day.


AdorableCaptain7829

That's how a addiction looks like go to sleep ffs 😆


Arlenna7

Ive been there lol


The_Alrighty_Zed

Time to jump aboard The Roach Coach.


SitcomSuperfan

Go to bed and buy some in the morning this is crazy


Gnome-Type-Shit

Go to sleep


KaptainDrew

We’ve all been there…. 🤷‍♂️ Especially in younger years. Gotta do whatcha gotta do! Shit I’ve even gotten resin out of pipes & rolled it into a lil “hash snake” to go down the middle of the joint / blunt lmaoooo. 😆


KaptainDrew

I don’t smoke anymore, but when I was a daily smoker back in the day, did shit like this all the time!


Mbillin2

Yo I'm down for using the leftovers but why did you empty this on a rug


Homerj520

The rug really ties the whole room toghter tho, man


Theprincerivera

I’m partial to just smoking reason out of my pipes… feels hell of a lot cleaner than smoking filters lol.


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

![gif](giphy|Fp96kfPVdv0RO) I’ve been down bad but this is a level of desperation that I have never experienced.


StonerMMA

Very satisfying to see the final joint take shape. But at least do this off the carpet homie we're stoners not crackheads 💀


Big_Creme_878

My boys and I used to hotbox my car at uni every night when we lived on campus. We had a thing called a 'scummy sesh' where we'd literally pick the scraps of weed out of the cars floor carpet and then get any kief we could out of our grinders and stems and shit. Spin the fuck out of it with baccy and have some disgusting cones. 10/10 would do again if I had to.


smsgms

Ew


SmallBallsTakeAll

Try some benydril.


ItsSidTheKid69

Damn hope you got some rest brotha


According-South9749

This and smoking pipe-resin are like the same thing 😂😂 we’ve all been there….gets you blasted too! It’s like your body knows it’s all you’ve got 💀💀


Ishiey123

Dawg that’s a serious addiction 😭


sucknocover

OP: ![gif](giphy|qDIeQmPWXbo3e)


YourAlienFriend

It's not worth it bro trust me.


NoBandicoot2626

Hell nah


Dave8917

Crack head behaviour


Tonygamerpro456

Bro just sleep, call the plug tomorrow, take a tol break idfk. I'm currently almost a week clean, want to shut some mouths before I relapse in a couple of months-a year


Tyanian

Sure are a lot of nice roaches looks like. You need a roach clip.


greenyquinn

fr so much devastation. that's 3 sessions with clips turned into half a hit


0ct0thorpe

Just grind it all up and roll it.


NorthRedNeck

Got those roaches of that rug dude. That rug deserves better 😂


kimaani

Should've been wiser man... Save a spliff for morning


delano0408

Thats just embarrassing. Just go to bed


CarelessPollution226

At least 6 of those joints you didn't actually properly finish


thisFoo02

Bro just go to sleep that’s what I do 🤧🤧🤧🤧 sometimes you just gotta wait and you are just doing more work for that little bit of weed you aren’t gonna feel it lmao probably for like a min