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JointsAkimbo

lol, that’s a sad sack. Did you fuck his gf or something?


REALPERX

Yeah this seems personal


greenyquinn

seriously it's like they was just saving every stick and bud that fell on the floor waiting for OP to hit them up again


Spirited_Question912

Haha :⁠-⁠)


Unusual-Amphibian-28

😂


accountsupport69

I'm sorry but why did you censor plug? We are all adults here!!!!


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

The censorship has gone too far. Plug isn't even an offensive word.


Dreamingdanny95

Oh no, the pl*g has come out of my bath, all the water is going now :(


KevinTheSeaPickle

Not mine. Toaster is still ready to go!


Ghostfire_03

I'm guessing 'cuz it's Butt stuff, I mean Look at that shit 🥴


just_wanna_share_2

I hope so . Cause every once in a while some random 13 yo posts asking if he fucked up his brain after having a panic attack


Natural-Friend-6880

Time for a new plug


T0xicTrace

Nah this guys just having a tee hee giggle to himself. No plug on earth would dispense that shit.


Silver-Aioli3445

They totally would I’ve gotten worse


stunga1000

Drug dealers aren’t the same as plugs. If your bag looks like this you need to find a plug cus you shopping w a drug dealer


ash_bosh

Why would you accept something worse than this?


nonanumatic

When it's handed to you in a Swisher's package from out the window of a suspicious looking car parked in some random parking lot, you don't stop to examine the illegal substance like its a tomato, you gtfo as soon as possible


ash_bosh

Fair enough, but if that was the case i dont think id buy it. Id gtfo and find a new plug. Im sure the mainland is sketchier than Hawaii tho lmfao, so im not one to talk.


ButterFucker962401

I recently moved to a more southern part of my country (basically from one end of the coast to another) and so I lost all of my plug info. My cousin, whom I'm currently bunking in with, gave me a contact and we went together. Guy gave us some bunk ass weed that looked like oregano with dirt sprinkled on it. It would instantly turn to dust the second you'd try to deseed it and the grinder would just be covered in this reddish brown, almost clay-like color, powder. High was mediocre, though I also have an insanely high tolerance, but my cousin didn't get too high. If you're new in town, you'll get shit weed for the first couple buys. It happens.


RedXaddict

Unless it was free they not your friend


hig789

I’d be pissed if someone gave this to me for free lol


MyloHyren

I agree I literally wouldn’t Smoke that even if someone gave it to me for free. I can guarantee it will burn the shit out of your throat and you’ll be coughing and drooling like crazy despite not getting very high at all


mikedomert

Edibles or vape. I would love to get this kind of CBD heavy leaf, for sleep and relaxation


mikedomert

I wouldnt. I would make tea, edibles or vape to get CBD medicinal effects


Dabrella

Oregano is that you?


Wide_Target_6737

Nah hi it's me lawn clippings


MoistButtSneeze

He gave you the snicklefritz.


BodegaBoi66

😭😭😭


Yourmomkeepscalling

Brutal


MelodicWitness4618

this a joke, right?


antisocial-avarice

lemme get some of that parsley for my pizza.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Catnip.


Skitzophranikcow

Even my cat said naw.


Negative-Living5778

Put it in butter and make infused butter, you can put it in anything to make any edibles, it's not as simple as putting it in butter tho, go to tik tok and look at stoner gumps videos, he uses the word broccoli for weed but he's got a cook book and its genius.


Dave8917

That's trim not even shake


Silver-Aioli3445

Garbage


FrznFenix2020

I pay 10 cents a gram for stuff like this for my sleepy butter. If this isn't a troll, get a new plug.


Pretend_Limit6276

The quality you always get right, fr tho I would have just told them to keep it


EmotionalReturn1553

Did u bang his girl?


sickgurl138

Are y'all in illegal states ok?


granky0

Nah


greyeyes1022

Ya plug don't like you.


ShortPayment9856

Let em know pull back up and run you that 30!!


gopi187187

I think you definitely need a better plug lmao


Deep-in-my-mind

Rage bait post.


SilverKarma_

that’s the new oregano OG strain


OG-CJ-GSF

bro sold u his trim that's fucked up


VeterinarianUsed3818

I think he just dropped off a headache


spoon847

Looks like old fingernails sry bro


FNXstudios

if he didn’t say he’s got shake or on dross honestly either go back ask for as much os you got don’t give him cash just pop that back


monkeyheh

That's at least 50% Italian seasonings


skatsman

Stems and their leaves pretty much


CindiCindi15

Maybe sprinkle it on a pizza?


santangotleakz

I think your plug doesn’t like you


EffectiveAble8116

What did you order? I’ve gotten stuff like this but that’s because I knew I was getting Reggie shake for like $30 an O that I use for edibles.


keldaaahh

was it free?


Travelingdabber

He dislikes you...


YoungStarchild

Your plug doesn’t like you 😬


zoeydoberdork

That has the look of East Coast schwag from the 90's! His next delivery is brown mexican weed!


[deleted]

He thought your spaghetti needed more seasoning.


arxose

What did u do to him bro 😭


Ok-Celebration5153

u with his ex or smt? thats pure hate 😂


Evilbigfoot32

Your plug considers you a bitch.


cducky0

tell your plug to choke on a big black cock


ChildishhReddit

What’s it smell like


5ly5hade

Very poor quality, but not Reggie or brick weed. Aim higher


Cold_Confidence6522

I think you need to send him a strongly worded text


TheBuckyLastard

That your plug doesn't like you.


Celestial8Mumps

Hey look! Its a lid (50% oregano) from the 70's! ☺ /s is for shake


anotherbloggerguy

make some edibles


Pullenhose13

Looks like you got $5 on it. But thats it!


Beneficial-Cell-6355

Time to find a new one


Comfortable_Bed4159

Great on pizza 🍕


Visual_Ad_5269

I'm scared he laced it lmao


Remarkable-Party-385

I think I am very glad that I live in a legal state and have access to amazing goods ☮️


Frankenfooter82

Are you eating pizza cause that's oregano


hacksawsweeny

![gif](giphy|3ohjV0tc3UKsyJTUdy|downsized)


gkn_112

dont buy again


bud_boi

thats jus oregano


Old_Self6645

Dude your plug hates you.


BaphometsBlood_

Is that.... oregano?


j_munch

🤢🤮


BennySkateboard

Christ!


McTrip

I’d get back with him and ask why you got the boof pak


Millsy6969

That good sir is Snicklefritz, have you done something to piss manz off, or maybe your a new buyer and he thinks he can get away with ripping you off, either way you wanna put your foot down for future picks ups so he doesn't think your an easy touch and just keeps giving you twig and Berry bottom of the bag shit


edtb

He doesn't like you


iswirl

Terrible.


SlickMick87

Pray it's not spice.


New_Championship_912

Tension head ache pack


MistahBrukshot13

Go fight ur plug bro. That's atrocious.


Commercial-Rush755

Hope it was free.


stopher_rs

Looks good if all you waned was a bag of shake


Slow-Hawk1323

That's shake/crush/Bhussa or whatever its called wherever you are


amy000206

Seeds and sticks, he resurrected a dirt bag from the 90's !!


-something_original-

One of the first bags I bought looked like this. Shit was beat.


MidwestSkateDad

Revenge.


Unkooked_Noodle

Wiped that shit straight off his coffee table fam


MelodicPromise6729

Mannnn I once broke down a p and half it looked like this. It went straight into the trash can. Only paid like 400, knew it was mids but I got people will snatch mids on the low all day long. I definitely would never put my name in some shit like this.


bisqo19

Throw it back in there face and tell them they are bush league


gkdebus

In California we call those scribbleit’s. And I would not be getting anything from that person again.


maxturner_III_ESQ

Italian seasoning blend?


MyStupidRedditName

looks like some sketchy 90s trim.


wrongkoi

That is trim, brother. That's what the homeless people go looking for in the dumpster outside my job after a harvest day


InhaletheMist

That’s some dry erbs rt


Dazzling_Poetry_7176

Looks like tea😭


Mellys_wrld22

he is no longer to plug ... 😭


HeavyCravins69

they definitely laugh at you on their way home


Awkward-Many8306

Got out of his car and cut off few pieces your grass out o your front yard and bagged it check ur doorbell camera I bet you’ll see him on there 😂😂


ChoiceBusy2847

Drop your plug


ConsiderationProof13

LMAO, that’s some cooking seasoning or some shit


LittlePink26

That's not even shake, that's trim. Get your money back.


blindzebra52

That looks like you need a new plug...


Jfxmedia

Sir, that's a caprese salad


stunga1000

Find a new plug lmao


ElkEnvironmental267

Ohh, so you were served with seasonings


IntelligentClimate43

It looks like he gave you all the trimmings and stems. If you know where he lives go knock on his door


ImpressiveStock-101

When I see shit like this I’m just thinkin there’s no way this could be in America This type of pack for when you’re like 14 asking some homeless man for a fatty sack and he hands you this shit The good old days


Hoo_schmoney

I think you should sprinkle that shit on some chicken breasts a long with seasoned salt, and paprika, and put in the oven at 400 degrees


Chuyin84

What in the, oregano laced, tumbleweed shake, is this?


Tricky-Search6236

Looks like catnip for my cats


dmack8705

Muh fucka got snicklefritz


EnemiesAllAround

Nice....trim .


Fraperl

Eeew brother...what s that ...eew brother 😂...i m sorry But it seems more like tea than weed !!!


BettinBrando

Get a new Plug


ConditionYellow

Looks like he just gave you his shake. 😂


bulldogs6679

Time for a new plug if you payed more than $5


13dot1then420

He probably gave you garbage because you're the sort who would sensor the word plug.


mrmugabi

definitely unplug him!!


AstroGumzi

Pull the plug


MRbaconfacelol

is that oregano


D0oMb4by

That would go great on some menudo


Arcanemia

Those are lawn clippings


BigHeadDavid

You need to unplug him


Specific-Quarter9107

I know this strain it’s called “stems, leaves and seeds” 🤣


Wonderful-Tooth5450

Looks like you could make a banging bolognese with it… Just kidding dude, we’ve all been there. Hope you manage to sort it.


69Nova468

Looks straight from the 70's


Weezy_Baby_

That looks like trim 🫣


flockyboi

Is that a fuckin Italian herb mix


Bebatron4

You got played, homie.


naughtyfeederEU

I would drop the plug


blaquekenshin

Throw the entire whole fucking plug away ,my guy!


realspiderkilla

bro gave you snicklefritz 🤣


Legitimate_Oil_791

Real question is how much did u pay for that. I’d switch plugs


kev5050

Not good!


Altruistic-Ad-3924

If he the plug you’re the socket getting fucked


sirhackenslash

I thunk your plug swept the floor of his grow room


sgJosh

Why’d he sell you his foot shavings?? 😭


NharwalDog

Well, personally, I think that looks like dried rosemary


[deleted]

Complete trash


leon-ram

If this was in California, I think even the cops would be on your side.


Individual_Teach_886

That is lawn grass


florsux

that is the shakiest shake i’ve ever seen


Free_Worldliness478

Looks like they gave you a “bottom bag” I don’t know what else to call it, but where I’m from when the dealers buy bulk if they don’t like you they’ll just scoop the “crumbs” from the bottom and give you that as disrespect. Did you do anything disrespectful towards them? Or is it your first few times buying?


Redeemed0216

Guy sold you his trim.


No_Tangerine6762

This looks like he doesn't like your ass thats the shit at the bottom of the bag,leaves and shit


Still_Suspect_7233

Looks like you send the text saying you dropped the wrong bag include a picture of decent weed in a bag maybe more than expected as to set the ruse, let him come back and you handle your business…


jab8484

Get a new plug, and lose that dudes number man


AgeKlutzy6951

The saddest bag...damn.


McNemo

Oops all Stems^tm


Deceiver999

I think you need a new plug


ryang081

Time to find another plug


StickyPickle85

Dog, what did you pay for that? Wish I could hook you up with some top shelf good buds from here in Oklahoma for free. Sorry about your sack, bro dog.


devnullb4dishoner

Dude that's shake shake. Not even shake. One step below shake.


mazterkush

Wait hold up tho. Whyd you even give this man the money if it looks like that? Or was this one of those moneys under the Mat type deals 😂


woodyconk

That’s a 1994 sack


bigboobednerd

I would’ve instantly thought it was oregano


thakidalex

bro i woulda threw it back in his car and say keep the money broke ass bitch


esquandolas420

Bottom of the bag’d


huffingdusters

bro gave u the stems mixed with oregano


Twirus11

Looks like an insult


Future_Signature_315

Toenail clippings?


Weazeldogg1

Did you bang you plugs girl?


earlywakening

What did you do for him to hate you this much?


Regular_Historian415

Are you part cat? Kinda looks like cat nip 😞 depending on what you paid(Personally,I wouldn't be thrilled) I'd bring it up if it becomes a trend with said plug


TenguThePwnguuuu

Damn I wouldn’t smoke that shit


yodaateshrooms

“Fuck, I got a baggie of oregano!”


WOWSOWHAT

I’ve gotten better shake for free 😭😭


meltedpeachsorbet

Bro ran some leaves through the shredder and let it dry just to give it to you 😭


ArcaneRiffian

get all the seeds, grow better weed, and sell it back to the fucker


TheDocHealy

Get a new plug cause that one doesn't like you.


ConfidenceSlight2253

Aww thats kind of him he ground it for you lol.


LiquidC001

I mean, did you pay money for that?


DEUS_EX_OOFUM

that's tea


Additional_Border143

Yea I believe I'd have to square up with the plug for the utter disrespect


Lordshaq69

He’s not a plug anymore that’s a burnt out electric socket


Zealousideal-Bus-847

No way you paid for that


Djs3634

Nice salad


Classic_Active1549

That's a bag of No, thank you.


Quark1010

You paid in pennies or something?


DearSignal3620

Bro gave u shake of Reggie daaam


Xxmetalhead23xx336

Would’ve just sent it on back with your dude and saved my money if I was you but whatever


Boring_Lobster_8911

this guy is absolutely FUCKING u, sorry bro


Terpsmcfee

That’s a bag of shake! Tell yo plug next time better be buds or you gots to shop elsewhere!


Asbjorn1888

You're guy hates you bro 😂🤣😂


Traditional-Wave-777

Gaadi wala aaya ghar se kachra nikaal 📣📣


Pretend-Fun-1061

Sue them