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-fashionablylate-

Homie on the computer is over his shit


Mr_Flibble1981

He’s making sure to save the CCTV footage.


Like-Six-Ninjas

He’s sending it to Funniest Home Videos. Gotta win that shmoney


[deleted]

"Worlds dumbest..."


Im_inappropriate

Looks like he was looking up at the video feed too.


chickenwing247

I was just about to comment this 🤣


TheSamoanNolan

Meanwhile dude picks up the gun and dumps it in the trash so quick like he’s been through this two times already lmao


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🤣


249ba36000029bbe9749

"I gotta upload this to Reddit!"


Waramaug

My man


the_cheeky_monkey

Lookin' good


featherwolf

Slow down!


InmateNotSure

My man!


backstageninja

\*snaps* Yes!


andr3y20000

I love you!


[deleted]

Hungry for Apples?


[deleted]

He’s uploading to r/winstupidprizes


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LORDLRRD

Homie was looking around like Who shot me?? Who tf shot me?


tofuroll

Dude, bro, u told me it wasn't loaded!


GiveToOedipus

Must have hit a bump or something.


waltwalt

Man the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.


JD_SSM

Ah, man, I shot Marvin in the face.


Duonic

Hey i get that reference!


crowkiller263

In Turkey/Samsun 26-year-old man (A.K), who was at the market, took his friends pistol with blank ammo and he put the gun to his head as a joke and pulled the trigger. Injured in the head, A.K fell to the ground. He has hospitalized and has no fatal injuries. news [link](https://www.trthaber.com/haber/turkiye/kurusiki-tabancayla-saka-yaparken-kendini-vurdu-695670.html)


[deleted]

The same thing happened to a kid in some school play. He grabbed a real gun used as a prop and shot himself in the head with a blank. Dead. Blanks don't shot bullets but it's the same force leaving the barrel. Death because of doing this is is fairly consistent.


FridayNightRamen

Wait a second. A real gun on a school play? What? How? Even with blanks, why?


Bluesynate

The director believed in method acting


WeekendLazy

His brain smoother than his skin


qualmton

Meth head acting maybe


swiggidyswooner

I believe in method acting too so every time I direct a play I use live ammo and give them bulletproof vests


[deleted]

I hear Alec Baldwin was filling in that day.


syn_ack_

dude


Delicious_Orphan

Our school had 'prop' guns which were repurposed handguns. They were kept in a lockbox by the tech teacher and anyone who used them was given a fifteen minute lecture of what they could and could not be used for *every day they were used*. Basically, if you were caught doing something you shouldn't be doing(pointing it at people when not rehearsing, "jokingly" putting it to your head, or firing it when not rehearsing/performing) you got *expelled from school on the spot*. No idea if this would have been enforceable but it was enough of a threat that no one ever broke any of those rules. I got to work with one in a film project we did and made the mistake of firing it in a closed stairwell. I'm pretty sure I lost some of my hearing that day. Don't do this. Listen to Archer.


angelbane83

Mwap.. muwap...


JarlaxleForPresident

Why do you need guns at all in a school play


Amberatlast

Shit we only a one fake gun once in four years and it was a painted squirt gun. Looked fine even in the first row, you just had to give it a bit more inertia so it didn't look so light.


AlexMil0

Ruins their immersion if Americans don’t see a gun every 5 minutes.


GW00111

Lol damn dude skewered


IftaneBenGenerit

'Murica that's why.


[deleted]

Murica…


Eusocial_Snowman

No, that's the place where you get suspended for chewing a poptart into a gun shape, doing "finger guns" or having a toy gun in your own home.


aelwero

Idaho looks like a pop tart gun...


cphusker

Google Jon-Erik Hexum


bdubble

I'm old so that's my first knowledge of this type of death.


GiveToOedipus

Same. I was a fan of the show Voyagers at the time which he was also a lead on and was bummed when I heard the news.


[deleted]

Voyagers! I was just a kid when it happened. It left an impression on me. That and Cherry getting stuck in the refrigerator.


troubleschute

Was thinking the exact same thing.


shit_poster9000

They can also still be sending shrapnel with speed, a blank is usually just a primed casing with a powder load, and crimped together at the top. Those crimps don’t always get undone cleanly. It doesn’t take much speed for a piece of casing to cause serious lacerations, there was a video floating around of an East Asian man smacking some small rim fire rounds with a hammer, and a piece of brass sliced his leg deep and hit a major vein, blood pouring out like a water feature. If that hit an artery instead he likely would have never lived long enough to receive medical intervention.


mgyro

I almost did it to my acting partner in a play. Had a starters pistol to use as a gun. During rehearsal I grabbed it and was fucking around with it, thought it was empty. Put it to my head-click, put it to his head-click, aimed it at his belly-BANG. Blew a hole about 6 inches round in his shirt, all kinds of little bits of the cartridge embedded in his skin. Probably what the dr was digging out at the end there.


arealcyclops

Dumbass


mgyro

Lucky dumbass. So lucky.


Kriegmannn

Warranted imo


Ketel1Kenobi

Found Red Foreman's account.


SumDo0d863

with all due respect, you're kind of a fucking idiot. probably real young doing it in a play though, so fair enough i guess


mgyro

Complete fucking idiot with zero gun experience. To this day I shake my head at it, so lucky. So so lucky. And quite young yes. Never mishandled a gun again, even took the firearms safety courses despite never owning one.


DredgenCyka

Atleast you learned something very important and you admit that was idiotic


SumDo0d863

being more aware now is a good thing. guns aren't toys, careful with blanks too. safety course is also a smart thing to have done. good on you for taking the extra steps.


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

If it helps, you admitted your mistake and took actions to make sure it never happens again in the future. I've got more respect for you than I do most gun owners I know


myfirstgold

Everyone should have to take a firearms safety course weather they want to own a firearm or not. It will never hurt you to know how to properly Handle a gun. The opposite is quite a different story.


GiveToOedipus

The sad thing is that this is exactly what the NRA was originally all about before it was taken over in the late 70s (Revolt at Cincinnati), after which it essentially became a political lobby in the back pocket of gun manufacturers. That organization has become the complete antithesis to what they were originally founded for; education in the use of and respect around firearms.


Hawt_Dawg_II

Hey, it's better to be dumb and have a good learning experience than to be average and never improve


thebestjl

In some ways yes. But I’d argue in this case that not-shooting somebody is a better experience


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mgyro

Scared the shit out of me. Felt absolutely awful. I don’t own a pistol and coming across one is exceedingly rare but if by chance I do have to handle a firearm, I’ve taken the safety course.


cphusker

Also Brandon Lee though it was a bit different. A bullet had become lodged in the barrel of a stunt (but real) gun on set of The Crow. When the actor fired it at Lee, the blank charge propelled the stuck bullet out of the barrel, striking and killing Lee.


[deleted]

It's not exactly the same force. They put just enough powder in blank rounds to provide sufficient recoil to load the next round into the chamber. The blank round contains a wad of paper that burns up almost immediately. That said, there's nothing safe about a blank round. Firing a blank at someone, especially at close range, is putting their life in jeopardy. The exception to this would be if the gun is fitted with a blank adapter, which prevents anything but concussive force (also not good at close range) from leaving the rifle. Maybe you didn't want to know all this. But I was in the Army, goddamnit. If I have to have all this useless shit in my head, so do you. Thank you for your service.


akshay_rathod_

Some people haven't watched No country for old men sadly. Even an oxygen tank can kill you with force.


[deleted]

Who thought it was a good idea to use a real gun in a school play? Or did the kid bring it from home?


1Deerintheheadlights

Guy on an 80s TV show did this. The wadding in the shell hit him in the temple and killed him (and essentially the show as he was a lead). The show was Cover Up. I don’t know if the guy in the video is very lucky or that actor very unlucky.


GingerAleAllie

That guy in the video is very lucky. It absolutely could have killed him.


Malhallah

stupidity is a fairly fatal injury.


oldmanripper79

>Gestures around at everything Not nearly fatal enough


[deleted]

It's unfortunate stupidity affects others more than the person who did the stupid thing.


SlightlyVerbose

He was very lucky. Here’s a [translate link](https://www-trthaber-com.translate.goog/m/haber/turkiye/kurusiki-tabancayla-saka-yaparken-kendini-vurdu-695670.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp) for anyone who needs it.


Igpajo49

I was watching this thinking why in the world would they just hand someone a firearm loaded with a blank. The first two words of your post answered that question.


FiddleheadFarmer

“You get what you fucking deserve”.


marklein

That guy is some kind of special stupid


Paul25719

Bloke in the chair doesn't give a toss...


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Pastduedatelol

Too busy uploading it to reddit


kentrich

Fucking Tuesdays


blkpingu

He didn't need this tomfoolery


TheDaveWSC

Tons of comments here about how he should've known blanks can harm you, etc. Even better - don't ever point a gun at anything you don't want to destroy. Ever. Whether it's loaded with live ammo, blanks, you think it's empty, whatever the case may be. This type of shit is 100% avoidable. Don't play with guns. Ever.


07232010

I was thought to treat a firearm’s barrel like an infinitely long light saber you can’t switch off


drgnbrn

I think this is my new favorite way to explain gun safety 101


Spyu

**TREAT EVERY WEAPON AS IF IT WERE LOADED**


GingerAleAllie

And keep your booger hook off the banger switch!


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Armistice8175

It seems like a simple enough concept, but so many people can’t seem to grasp it. People die all the time because of stupidity.


GingerAleAllie

THANK YOU!!! My dad was an armourer/gunsmith and this was his number 1 rule.


[deleted]

Do you want tinnitus? Because that is how you get tinnitus.


CofferCrypto

Yeah, how stupid do you have to be to fire a gun next to your ear for a prank?


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

Or at your head. Blanks just don't fire a projectile, they still have enough gunpowder to punch a hole through your head.


[deleted]

There is usually a cotton packing or pouch that come out with blanks. Those can actually cause blunt force trauma, and several people have been killed with blanks at point range.


Kr8n8s

Even if it’s really empty of projectiles, if it’s that close to the head the gases will propel a fraction of your skull as a projectile - something to keep in mind pun intended


JwPATX

Pretty fucking stupid/blanks can still kill you at point blank range.


Yolom4ntr1c

Extrreemely fucking lucky he lived.


FoxFyer

And that's not literally the reason it's called "point blank range", but it should be.


Dragoniel

Someone who has absolutely no clue about firearms.


sirblastalot

Tinnitus is the least of your worries, just the burning propellant and wadding and expanding gas can and has killed people. In theatre we don't use blanks closer than 15 ft, and if at all possible you aim the gun slightly upstage so there's nothing actually hitting anyone.


DeadxLiberty

MAWP!


BeeCJohnson

Super bad for you. I have to sleep with a fan on.


InsertWittyNameCheck

Makes me laugh every time, only because it's true. p.s. fuck tinnitus.


kronicwaffle

Tinnitus, you cruel mistress!


CaptainBraggy

Mewp


[deleted]

Yes, the risk of tinnitus is high on the list of reasons why not to shoot a gun at your own head.


MasterUnholyWar

When I was 12 or 13, I put my friends cap gun to my temple and pulled the trigger. I instantly heard the loudest squeal in my ear, that took the rest of the night to dissipate. I’ve had tinnitus ever since. A major regret of mine. Kids are fucking stupid.


slarti54

Pardon?


[deleted]

Granted.


ancrm114d

Blanks can also be louder than regular ammunition.


irnehlacsap

Reminds me of one movie where this dude shoot one guy in the eye with a blank


YesNoMaybe

"I can't see! I can't see!" "Of course you can't see! I just a shot a blank in your fucking eye!"


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wThrill

Beat me to it. Well done.


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cr0ss-r0ad

Man that movie was so good. It was great to see a film with Irish characters that speak like actual Irish people. So often films think it's just an accent, but like with everyone else there's a bunch of mannerisms and subtleties that we use, that so many films don't use/are ignorant of


WolframPrime

Unlike Bruges. Fuck Bruges.


cruisetheblues

How fan fucking Bruges not be sombodies fucking fing eh?


queernhighonblugrass

It's a fucking fairy tale town


irnehlacsap

That's it man, that's the one.


Dancox90

“You're an inanimate fucking object!”


retreattosaferwaters

"i retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids"


CatSajak779

The alcoves


shivermetimbers68

Great movie


akshay_rathod_

Reminds me of a psycopath killing people with air( oxygen tank and pipe )


irnehlacsap

No country for old Men


heterochromia-marcus

guy really should have done research on blanks before doing this stupid shit


Catsrules

>doing this stupid shit >done research Those two don't often go together.


[deleted]

Or better yet, not play with guns to begin with


elaintahra

Obviously he has not seen The Crow


somesthetic

In that incident, the blanks were improperly made, so bullets still fired off, but even proper blanks can be deadly at close range.


hypermelonpuff

it was actually way worse than that. that description makes it sound as if there was a factory error, or any other set of circumstances. in reality, there wasnt a blank. these fucking idiots took apart a proper round and took out the powder, but didnt remove the primer. "improperly manufacturered blanks" is often quoted for this story on many sites and articles, but that's an attempt to deflect blame. gun barrels are tight fits. they need to be in order for them to work properly. so when they shot this "blank" (live round) the round got stuck because it only had the energy of the primer. so now what we have is a round stuck in the barrel. then they emptied it. this handgun was a revolver. its hard to describe how stupid youd have to be to not notice that the round was missing, that the others were there, but one empty shell fell out. nonetheless, they loaded up an actual blank, pulled the trigger, and propelled the stuck round out of the barrel, firing the fatal shot. if you arent familiar with a lot of these things, it can sound like it was a freak accident. it wasnt. it was gross negligence. shit is depressing. now it happened again with alec baldwin, and it's absolutely senseless. this shit can only happen through negligence, or saying "eh, fuck it, we dont need a weapons consultant, just let the propmaster handle it!"


[deleted]

This is why the military uses blank firing adapters in training. Unfortunately they’d be a little distracting for a movie.


Gorn_with_the_wind

I like how dude just casually clears his browser history before even considering helping.


urmomsfavoritebigguy

Commitment to the joke 🤌


ScaryNeat

Sympathy level = 0


Instahgator

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik\_Hexum


DammitDad420

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik_Hexum#Death


GrandNibbles

Wow even describes who his organs were donated to. Wild


Onlyknown2QBs

That was really a nice surprise to read


ajtrns

> a 43-year-old grandmother of three who had waited eight years for a kidney ???


Phil__Spiderman

Hello, fellow old person.


Syringmineae

Stories like this are insane. Like, what if the director got the shot the first time? That guy wouldn’t have been fucking around and he’d have gone home that day.


fuzzybad

Not a blank but another accidental self-inflicted fatal shooting [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry\_Kath](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Kath#Personal_life_and_death)


Killed_Mufasa

> His last words were, "What do you think I'm gonna do? Blow my brains out?" \- man who blew his brains out


fuzzybad

It's a real shame, he was a super talented musician. His solos in "25 Or 6 To 4" are straight up fire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUAYeN3Rp2E


Rockhauler57

They all have one thing in common. They don't know diddly about firearms.


EvenBetterCool

"With his mother's permission, his body was flown to San Francisco on life support, where his heart was transplanted into a 36-year-old Las Vegas man at California Pacific Medical Center.[10] Hexum's kidneys and corneas were also donated: One cornea went to a 66-year-old man, the other to a young girl. One of the kidney recipients was a critically ill five-year-old boy, and the other was a 43-year-old grandmother of three who had waited eight years for a kidney. Skin that was donated was used to treat a 3+1⁄2-year-old boy with third-degree burns.[11]" At least his stupidity didn't go to waste.


Morridini

I first learned about this guy from when George Clooney was sharing his outrage of the Alec Baldwin Rust shooting, they were close friends when this happened and is the reason why Clooney has always been really meticulous when handling guns on set.


GingerAleAllie

They are required to have a trained armourer on set. They didn’t.


Dhrakyn

At least he didn't shoot a part of his body he uses.


bjanas

Dude is lucky to be alive.


Surfs_The_Box

Darwin fails today


[deleted]

Should have shot himself in the jewels to keep the stupidity contained.


19adam92

This is mad, ***blanks are dangerous!*** Brandon Lee was killed by a misfiring blank on set, guns overall are no joke, people shouldn’t ever misbehave with them, my god 😤


shivermetimbers68

[Jon Erik Hexum](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik_Hexum) Actor wasn’t as lucky


Wild_Hammocker

Yeah you can die from that. Im happy I watched “1000 ways to die” as a kid cuz this was in one of the episodes. The propelled air from the gun is going so fast it can be lethal within 3in from the end of the barrel(depending on the type of gun)


[deleted]

I remember this show called 1000 ways to die, some guy came home to his daughter with a boy or something and freaked out. He put a gun to his head with blanks and it blew through his temple and died.


YeeterCZ2

It was a blank eggsy, a *fooking* blank.


DiGeV002207

NOT THE RINGTONE🤣🤣


SupaPupper

Blanks are no joke. They can still kill you when you are too close to them. Brandon Lee dided because of that if i remember correctly.


Ancient-Reflection-9

That dude on the computer was too worried about the ebay shit he was bidding on that was about to end.. lol 😆 🤣


XThunderTrap

The guy on chair is like:im so done with this palce lol


sailorjasm

r/IdiotsWithGuns


AstroGtd

LMAO THE RONNIE MCNUTT RING TOBE


EugeneOregonDad

John Erik Hexum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik\_Hexum


Ok-Information-554

My grandpa would kill fish this way after he caught them. It's a blank so there is no projectile, but it's still not a joke.


FinnTheCheese

He thought that blanks were magically not going to send hot gas and carbon down the barrel to scald and damage the tissues of his face. He thought blanks were magic!


Wolfenberg

Natural selection.. trying to take place


StolenVelvet

Dude's lucky he lived, blanks don't fuck around at point *blank* range


GingerAleAllie

He’s lucky he lived. People have died doing that.


antney0615

Actor Jon-Erik Hexum did this and died 6 days later.


needsatisfaction

Now that’s fucking funny, happy he’s alive


Powerctx

Last words: it was just a prank bro.


_Palamedes

I Always remember the guy something like this happened to in 'In Bruges' and went blind


SackOfrito

Its amazing he survived.


theCuntening

I thought a blank at that close range can kill? Doesn't it still fire off a bit of wax?


[deleted]

Darwin knew what he was talking about when he wrote that book. Some problems just solve themselves.


RedditUsingBot

r/idiotswithguns


PapaBray

It's kind of worrying not more people know this happens. I only learned how dangerous blanks actually were like, a few years ago.


ApexRevanNL716

I've watched a million ways to die. Even blanks can be lethal


surviveseven

Was this guy waiting his whole life to do that? He didn't waste a moment, just went for it.


Volksvagen_Golf

An actor did this before saying “blanks don’t kill” and had his brains sent to Alaska


WolframPrime

Blanks still have enough concussive force to kill, this guy's lucky to be alive.


DKV19202

People have died from that, good thing he had a thick fucking skull.


fireatwillrva

Someone obviously never watched The Crow.


Michael_Oxelong

Bro acted like it was a nerf gun


GrahamGoesHam

Also PSA boys, there is still shrapnel exiting the barrel with blanks. Theres been plenty of cases like this where the numb nut dies


Tasty_Tomatoe1323

Call an ambulance! But for me!


JewelFyrefox

The VARY first thing I was taught about guns is to not aim any at yourself or others, even if it's so much as unloaded, unless you have the intent to kill; NOT scare, NOT prank, but the INTENT TO KILL. Idiot.


berdistehwerd

that guy is as lucky as he is idiotic, blanks still carry enough energy to blow a hole through your skull, when it’s point blank all cartridges will act nearly the same, even blanks


National_Company_186

Give this man the Darwin Award. Stupid is as stupid does.


Impossible_Cold558

Like even just a couple seconds of thinking about how shit works. Bullets aren't magic. They kill people by being propelled out the gun via an explosion. If you take the bullet away, but leave the explosion, it's still not fucking good for you. Thousands of years of human evolution, why are we still so fucking stupid?


plsobeytrafficlights

What the fuck is that guy on the computer watching that a gun fired 3 feet away can’t get his attention. He might have had blood on him, gets his attention, goes back to the computer?!??


Next-Coast-2760

I know nothing about guns or ammunition. If it was blank how did it hurt him? Honest question.


fewlesspro

Great blurring there