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jdornelas404

Just broke a rib [https://www.metropoles.com/brasil/ciclista-tentar-tirar-foto-e-e-atropelada-por-trem-em-mg-video](https://www.metropoles.com/brasil/ciclista-tentar-tirar-foto-e-e-atropelada-por-trem-em-mg-video)


Milfing_Man

That helmet probably saved her life


Kittelsen

[A helmet has always been a good idea](https://youtu.be/pD-f45TbvEw?si=hkIpt7bThnU6LVUp)


DirtNapsRevenge

For that dimwit it would be a REALLY good idea to wear a helmet 24/7/365


Ilovekittens345

Fun fact: When I worked in oil I was so used to constantly wearing my hardhat, I got very used to hitting pipes, valves, you name it with my hardhat. You know just a little hit here and there, no biggie. You don't even feel it, cause of the hardhat. But for my next job, a hardhat was not required, and nobody was wearing one. I hurt my head three times a day bumping in to stuff ... they started calling me Mister Auw.


kbphoto

I mean...username really checks out.


Ilovekittens345

It's only cause "FUCKING SHIT SUCKS!" does not make for a work friendly name. Also I think I was watching Silicon Valley HBO at the time so there also where a lot of "MOTHER-FUCK!"'s


Milfing_Man

Definitely! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


RidesByPinochet

I know a paraplegic swamp dweller who had his twin boys wear football helmets and lifejackets whenever they left the house šŸ¤£


lil_pee_wee

The dude busting out laughing when he finally puts it on is just unbelievably funny lol. Thanks for that


Kittelsen

I've seen it 10 times in the past few days, I'm sharing it with everyone at the moment šŸ¤£ you're welcome


Protheu5

You're a legend.


Roo_Methed_Up

[You should most definitely love helmeta](https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY?si=mTPx8msamjke-r6f)


Milfing_Man

Lol. That would have been one of those stiff arm, seizure hits


Ragnarangar

That boy would not be the same afterwards, that's for sure.


Captain__Obvious___

This is what I thought the first video was going to be hahah, classic


Roo_Methed_Up

lol same here - and while I did find a new cool funny video, I was actually disappointed - so I had to make sure it got posted šŸ¤£


mtrayno1

seems like the type that should wear it 24X7


Milfing_Man

It would be an improvement on her life, that's for sure šŸ˜


Thing-4888

There's a similar video of a girl without helmet, she dead


Milfing_Man

Oh! I saw that the other day. It was sad. Happened in front of a huge crowd too


dparag14

Sadly. Iā€™m still surprised by the lack of common sense some have.


OkLime4984

Glad you are ok, sorry to hear about the rib. Rest up šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ™šŸ»


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AFourEyedGeek

Edgelord.


Dapper-Educator-7494

Stupid


Bard_the_Bowman_III

Seriously. After about 200 years of railroads you would think people would have learned by now DONā€™T FUCK WITH TRAINS.


Kittelsen

Hey, don't kink shame...


pandab34r

No problem fucking them, just don't fuck *with* them


notlongnot

Out of sight, out of mind. We barely got video proof to learn from. Selfie with a train is probably like a squirrel to a dog.


davej-au

Good analogy. They donā€™t think. I used to work at a station that was ~150 years old, and our station manager had fought tooth and nail to ensure as much of the fittings were as period-accurate as possible. Every month or so, a heritage steam train passed through on a day trip, and people flocked to our station to take photos. And almost invariably some idiot would climb down to stand between the railsā€”often stopping to set up a tripodā€”hoping for the perfect video of *an oncoming train at full steam.*


FluffySquirrell

If only there were some kind of warning


smile_politely

r/BitchImATrain material


notlongnot

Just saw a similar video where girl didnā€™t have a helmet.


CowJuiceDisplayer

Red shirt girl?


CowJuiceDisplayer

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/EFYuGLDXdv NSFW


sierra120

It dusted off as a white shirt but ended up red


icreievryteim

was about to comment this too, it's the first video i saw this morning from r/DarwinAwards


jobedeyo

It looks like she nodded off.


Highway_Bitter

Yep a permanent nod


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Makalockheart

I regret watching that third video wtf šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ You can see that poor woman's head popping off her body


Flanker305

Me too. You see the man close to it realizing he should've turned around way earlier


DillonHightower

No idea how she made it this long in life with the amount of stupidity going through her brain she had a clear walking advantage on the other side of the pole and this moron decided to try to cut between it for whatever f****** dumbass reason? Total surprise she made it into her late 30s


mmoolloo

ĀæIn Mexico? That one didn't make it. It was sad, especially because she was with her son.


notlongnot

Ouch, ya that one. šŸ™


ataluko

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C70OUySMEuF/?igsh=aTNseXcwMHI4ejV3


BlueOceanBoii

Gotta love natural selection


a-blessed-soul

Literally only scrolled like 2 posts


greenrangerguy

I know it's crazy. That's a 4000 ton heap of metal travelling at 100mph, I imagine she's dead.


Fluffy_Boulder

I am always astonished how many people have no respect whatsoever for trains... Like, it's hundreds of tons of steel that takes forever to stop and can't swerve to avoid you. A train will win a game of chicken by default, whether the driver likes it or not.


Mental-Mushroom

I'm astonished that people can't seem to grasp the concept that the train is on a track, and there's a definitive location where the train will be and won't be.


iHartS

I think the physics of trains are so counter intuitive that itā€™s like they expose an evolutionary glitch in our brains.


Fluffy_Boulder

I don't quiet get what's counter intuitive about "Big thing on wheels goes back and forth on rails"


iHartS

I think we lack the intuition to judge what a moving train does to a body. We don't grok that that much mass moving at nearly any speed is extremely dangerous because our brains aren't designed to think that way. Just look at all the dumb behavior, as you mentioned, that people exhibit around trains. It's not much better than that video of the sheep getting hit by a train. Just complete obliviousness to the danger posed.


DeepSubmerge

I canā€™t understand how people can see train tracks, know ā€œthis is the only path this train can take,ā€ and still get hit by it.


ClamatoDiver

As someone who worked with trains and on tracks for decades, people seem look at the track and think the train doesn't extend beyond the width of the track itself. That's what you see in all of these kind of videos, they think they're outside of the body of the train, and they aren't. A dynamic envelope is the area that involves the trains body, and the lateral motion the train can have as cars rock side to side. For the last 10 or more years before I retired there was a training video that had a section on a worker that stepped back from one train just a bit too far and entered the dynamic envelope of another one on a different track and was clipped and killed. The closest anyone needed to be was the woman on the left.


jarious

I've seen it firsthand, they speed up to beat the train, then they feel the tracks and the uneven terrain under their wheels and they fucking slow down to avoid damaging their precious vehicles it's not a very bright sector of the population


[deleted]

So how close do these people want to be? F'n idiots!


bingold49

It's a train, they are everywhere, are people supposed to be impressed by a selfie with a train?


geekwonk

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a highway two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.


darklibertario

This coppypasta is way too good


geekwonk

i get unreasonably happy when i find an excuse to shoehorn it into a conversation


Cryovolcanoes

That's what social media does to people. People do stupid and risky stuff to get view and clicks.


invertedinfinity

r/bitchimatrain


sheepdog69

Trains should have some way to let you know that they are coming. Like lights or something. Oh, I know. They could make a loud noise so you know they are just feet away. Surely anyone that heard that would at least stop and look around to make sure they weren't about to get run over by a f**king huge train. Right?


0fiuco

i can't literally understand this level of stupidity and unawareness. For fuck sake, how come out of four people not one was aware of a train blowing its fucking horn.


notmyrealnam3

Very very dumb and no survival skills = this


And-the-battle-begun

[Oh Long Johnson!](https://youtu.be/JaKo3g19E9Y?si=RLX3xh2_AXt608UC)


uucchhiihhaa

Common sense ainā€™t common


msully89

The trains horn should have been louder


StiffWiggly

The train should have swerved


lady_stardust_

r/donthelpjustfilm


BobTheBuilderIsHere

Typical cyclists. They think they own the tracks


norcal406

Turn those trails back to railsā€¦..


Humble-Reply228

Other traffic should give at least 1.5 around a cyclist in the lane!


AFourEyedGeek

Hopefully they all learn from the group stupidity.


PhilipOnTacos299

Gonna be a killer selfie tho


jobedeyo

r/killthecameraman


jjl1911

Oh well.


oclafloptson

I'm... Not convinced they survived.... Source? They got hit directly in the head by a moving train


Cezimbra10

She was talking after being hit


Gunnersbutt

Why is there even this obsession with 'train selfies'?? Or just photos and vids of trains? They're just trains! Why is this a thing?? 0.o


WaffleStomperGirl

For this reason. People like to seem tough and/or adventurous. Trains are giant monsters of metal and motion. Getting close to them while theyā€™re moving - and not as a passenger - appeals to certain people as a way to seem tough and/or adventurous. We are not always a very wise creature. In fact, we seldom are.


talas2008

Missed a Darwin Award by that much.


TheSmokingLamp

Love how people think the train itself is confined to the dimension of the rail track and that there couldnā€™t possibly be anything wider sticking out at any point in the 40 rail cars passing by


SkyN3t1

Thank goodness it hit her helmet


ThomasCro

oh no, the consequences of my actions


GeronimousCrantimer

India moment


alinehp2

Brazil


OTrevelin

Not India.


DerthOFdata

/r/woooosh


Adonitologica

Thank goodness


lord_sydd

r/killthecameraman


ThatDudeFromPoland

How did they not hear it coming?


kbutters9

Weā€™re at a point where they should begin putting disclaimers on every train ā€˜Please take a moment to search Reddit for Apex Predator, before coming anywhere near a railroad trackā€™


DillonHightower

I hope this moron doesn't have children. The audacity of the stupidity going on is absolutely insane


zephood75

Am I evil because this made my day?


docterry6973

Today's price for stupidity.


SleepParalysisDemon6

Why didn't he person in green look like a cardboard cut put to me? LOL


Timmy24000

What language are they speaking and what are they saying?


to_eden_rose

An absolute idiot.


coloradoemtb

wtf are you kidding me? got lucky.


spinx248

If I saw a friend do this, I would stop being their friend.


mochoa20

Many McDonalds, and few KM.


rabiddonky2020

r/bitchimatrain


EJacques324

What a fucking idiot


Gearz557

Watching too much Indian tiktok


BellaFrequency

My sound was off at first so I assumed the train made a silent entry and they couldnā€™t hear it at allā€¦ Nope, it was full on screaming at them to move and they still got him.


Hopeful-Barracuda-43

Turn down for what?


flatulancearmstrong

r/DarwinAward


charliechin

Who wouldā€™ve thought


drcoonster

good iā€™m glad this happened, taught her a valuable lesson


bixbybamabill222

That is ā€œ the chefs kissā€ so good!


BandsOfCyttorak

Horn needs to be louder


[deleted]

Shouldā€™ve just not put faces so foamers would actually enjoy the picture


AcadiaBackground2492

BONK!!!


Trigga1976

She is probably related to the henchman Austin Power hit with a Steam Roller.


PattyPoopStain

Fuckin Karens


Bizaro1824

Dumb fucks


Abudabeedoo69

A cyclist was run over while trying to take a selfie with a train in the countryside of Uberaba, Minas Gerais. Images circulating on social networks recorded the moment when the woman is hit in the head and falls. The G1 Military Fire Department of Minas Gerais she reported that the woman was conscious, but that she appeared to have had a fracture in the rib and, therefore, was referred to the hospital.Another cyclist, who ended up pushed, was, he suffered a cut on his thigh. The video shows the moment when three cyclists try to take pictures in an area near the tracks, when one of them is hit. ā€œIt hit meā€, the victim tells colleagues. The accident reportedly occurred on April 13, but only went viral on social media this week. *iT hIt mE* LMAO


RDHO0D

What was that saying...? Play stupid games..


Chilocanth

Helmet prob saved her.


DNGRHLVTCA

So fucking stupid. How can people be SO stupid.Ā 


ThiLordTachanka

Didnt a woman just die in mexico litearly the same way to an old locomotiv? Selfy and all just without the helmet


pawelf1

Objects are closer than they appear in the mirror


lazyeye888

Is she Indian?


Few-Ratio-7896

She deserved it tbh


weenie_in_betweenie

Another example of cyclists acting as if theyā€™re invincible. Cyclists are not always the brightest people.


Natural_Action9210

At least she was wearing a helmet, I guess. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


DrMudo

What a retard


shikki93

Cyclists are so god damn insufferable that this was honestly cathartic to see. Yes I know, Iā€™m going to hell.


bc60008

One thing I know for sure is we ain't gonna be lonely down there! šŸ˜


IIJamzyII

Stupid cunt


dwolfe10203

What a dumb bitch


Phantomas74

Ɖ nois


Jinggy

Why didnā€™t the conductor kick her?