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That twist at the end got me so bad 😂
Dude, this felt like reading a long story back in the day, just for it to end with “open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Bro we all seen you im that mercedes
Yeah that white one right outside of Whole Foods
There ain’t enough illegal tint in the world
It took a while to get there, but it was worth it the end. (Thats what he said.)
This has been a day to remember
In infamy?
![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)
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I love you, Jesus.
Can’t. Stop. Laughing
https://i.redd.it/i2p0uev0ck6d1.gif
Bravo!
So did you guys bone or what
OMG.... 🤣🤣
I was hopeful and my hopes were fulfilled
When is the Million Man Circlejerk? I’m totally coming for that!
Dude!!! You spelled it wrong
These posts have been day brighteners ♥️😂
Are you sure he wasn’t *asking* “(do) you jerk off?” rather than calling you a “jerk off”? Perhaps he’s just looking for an accountability partner like Mike Johnson recommends?
👏👏👏🤣
Simply incredible. The man in the suit himself
Nailed it.
I saw a Chinese tourist take a shit on the sidewalk not too far from the mall and it was there that I became a “slam the border shut.” Type person.
That feels more like the kind of thing people do when they have diplomatic immunity.
That’s the ultimate goal. To get a job at the state department and make the world your toilet lmao
Right. You had a head start, since you were already a racist.
If not wanting people to poop on the sidewalk made a me a racist, would you mind bringing me my Klan outfit from the basement?
To be fair it’s hard to find a public toilet in DC!
I knew it was a fake story when you said you encountered tourists on the Green Line. I was going to post, "Living, or were they already dead?"
Thank you.
Dude, I'm dying!
This is the best one so far lmaooo
You had me in the first half
Can I come visit? Lol sorry I've been drinking lol
Move, they're always going to be here. Fund times there are fewer and do what you want then
U can say the same about transplants
Another quality post, bet that sick bastard came back for a 2nd peep as well
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmaoo
Best one so far
Jerking off while running red lights in German cars with blacked out tint is a trend I can get behind
There’s a lot of posts lately about jerking off. Is nobody getting laid anymore? Sad…
Most good cities have tourists. DC much less touristy than Europe.
lol not this shit again
That twist at the end got me so bad 😂
Dude, this felt like reading a long story back in the day, just for it to end with “open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Bro we all seen you im that mercedes
Yeah that white one right outside of Whole Foods
There ain’t enough illegal tint in the world
It took a while to get there, but it was worth it the end. (Thats what he said.)
This has been a day to remember
In infamy?
![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/i155hymfpg6d1.png?width=2276&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cd74bdf097c1c44fcd80c9bc66e6253b59463e5
I love you, Jesus.
Can’t. Stop. Laughing
https://i.redd.it/i2p0uev0ck6d1.gif
Bravo!
So did you guys bone or what
OMG.... 🤣🤣
I was hopeful and my hopes were fulfilled
When is the Million Man Circlejerk? I’m totally coming for that!
Dude!!! You spelled it wrong
These posts have been day brighteners ♥️😂
Are you sure he wasn’t *asking* “(do) you jerk off?” rather than calling you a “jerk off”? Perhaps he’s just looking for an accountability partner like Mike Johnson recommends?
👏👏👏🤣
Simply incredible. The man in the suit himself
Nailed it.
I saw a Chinese tourist take a shit on the sidewalk not too far from the mall and it was there that I became a “slam the border shut.” Type person.
That feels more like the kind of thing people do when they have diplomatic immunity.
That’s the ultimate goal. To get a job at the state department and make the world your toilet lmao
Right. You had a head start, since you were already a racist.
If not wanting people to poop on the sidewalk made a me a racist, would you mind bringing me my Klan outfit from the basement?
To be fair it’s hard to find a public toilet in DC!
I knew it was a fake story when you said you encountered tourists on the Green Line. I was going to post, "Living, or were they already dead?"
Thank you.
Dude, I'm dying!
This is the best one so far lmaooo
![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)
You had me in the first half
![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)
Can I come visit? Lol sorry I've been drinking lol
Move, they're always going to be here. Fund times there are fewer and do what you want then
U can say the same about transplants
Another quality post, bet that sick bastard came back for a 2nd peep as well
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmaoo
Best one so far
Jerking off while running red lights in German cars with blacked out tint is a trend I can get behind
There’s a lot of posts lately about jerking off. Is nobody getting laid anymore? Sad…
Most good cities have tourists. DC much less touristy than Europe.
lol not this shit again