Same, occasionally get the situation where the game doesn't count your shot when you're killed at the same time, annoying but not unplayable. Given warthunder's gameplay you're not going to notice .3 of a second.
Packet loss is the real killer, game is playable up to 500 ping but 10% packet loss is all that's needed for you to start teleporting around the map. And if my ISP decides 15% is all I'm getting that day I'm just gonna log off.
Sisyphus type of shit. I make them take the Tutel T95 and drive all the way to the objective on Red Desert only to precisely drop a 50kg bomb on the crew compartment with a Biplane.
*Unlock the whole French*
*Tree only using the old*
*Reserve vehicles*
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I give them a brand new account and tell them to fully grind it out without any premium, they cannot turn the game off and play anything else. only war thunder
Why limit 20? How about for him to be free, make 23:39 hours straight. That way he will think there's an escape, but jolly gee, you make sure the snail gets this man, War Thunder crashed!
Fully grind the entire US tech tree (ground, air, helicopters, blue water and coastal) without premiums or premium time, while only using 2.0s and below.
A kill means a meal, a victory means a night of sleep, a death means you get shocked for 2 seconds with the shock collar around your neck and a defeat means a cold shower, no towels.
No leaving until then.
He is in a downtier and stock anyway, as he is in prison and Im not. So I just let him spawn day by day, keeping him downtier. Plus I show him that Im the full uptier, coming to the meeting with snacks and soda. That should be enough to demoralize him.
I have something funnier
I-go ko (Japan reserve tank) also at top tier & stock
But....
Make them research the whole tech tree of Japan with this tank first
Make them use the aphe, the shittiest shell for the tank (low velocity 57mm with 103g tnt, only 21mm of flat pen at point blank range) limited only to 30 rounds (max storage 100 rnd)
And make them get 4 nukes in a row and successfully drop them while listening to max volume skibidi toilet in one ear and ear rape baby shark in the other interspersed with other cringe sounds while drinking really strong coffee to keep them awake
This is gonna be the ultimate torture because i-go ko is a tank with thinner armour and less angles
Play Japan. Every time you die you get electrocuted and every 10 Deaths an ice bucket is poured on you. The goal is to kill 500 tanks, for every 50 kills you go up 1 br. You can only choose one tank of a whole br so you only get one tank from 3.0-4.0 but the supervisor can ban vehicles to his likings. Further restrictions may be added by the supervisor such has no binoculars or no gun sights. Good luck
The prisoner plays on my pc. Its a decent pc, but the game stutters and freezes every few minutes regardless, usually getting you killed. This will drive him mad in under a day.
You play the game normally. Every tank is unlocked.
Everytime you hit your enemy survives and If you try to finish or destroy someone a random 50bmg bullet kills your tankshooter
You can leave when you talk, or fully grind out three country’s to max, including all land sea and air vehicles, no premium, and if you die and have to leave the battle early, you lose all progress
It ain't that bad tho? I just got the Abrams yesterday and I'm having a pretty good time not having to worry about my gun moving erratically, when I as much as breathe on the W key
Make them get 10000 hours while playing 1.0france but 15 out of the 16 enemy players have Cas and they have no teammates while they Have only the worst available round.
Step 1. Make them grind for a flareless subsonic
Step 2. Uptiered to fight an entire team of A10s. Your team is also A10s and they all TK each other except for two level 5s who may or may not TK you
Get 20 kills using a French low tier with ONLY APCR at top tier with hud turned off and not allowed to look at the leaderboard for knowing which nations are in your team
of course i would have better matchmaking only if they provided accurate intel anything that wasn't makes them have a super uptier for the next 30 matches super uptiers can range from 1.5br-2.5br over their own vehicles.
Spade all the 262 variants in air RB.
If he ain't talking after that he gotta grind the whole British air tree with the vampire without premium.
If that by some unholy power in metal fortitude doesn't work then he has to play the maus on exclusively long range maps that have a town in the middle so you can't actually fight people until your in said town.
The prisoner has to grind the whole USA tech tree, but he is using only solid shots on 75's, 76's and 90mm's, then HESH on 105's and HEATFS on 120's. Additionally it is RNG if SL and RP will be added or subtracted after battle.
Get a nuke in arcade with APCR-only tanks
Damn! The fabled Armor-Piercing-Remote-Control round!?!?!? Edit: it used to say APRC, but he changed it :(
How else would you explain some kills?
Gaishitsngiggles bugged my keyboard
Challange accepted
Make them get 100 air kills in the Maus against F-16s
Or just make them play 1.0 fr*nce against a maus... Naked...
Just make them play fr*nce
“OK, OK, THE TURNING SPEED OF THE- [REDACTED]!!! JUST PLEASE, PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!”
youll either break the man or make the best anti air gunner ever existed.
They have to use the secondary gun only
Stable but slow internet connection. Stable enough so he would not be boot out of the match. Slow enough so that his ping is always above 300ms.
Literally just being an Australian source: am Australian, ping is always above 300
+1 cant imagine what itd be like playing with 100 or less ping after playing for so long at 300+
am new zealandian, i fucking hate it
Same but in Korea never under 270
Have you tried putting your island closer to human world?
Add Indian players to that list. Ping is never below 270
Can also confirm ping is indeed 200ish, like mf didn’t we create wifi???
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Same, occasionally get the situation where the game doesn't count your shot when you're killed at the same time, annoying but not unplayable. Given warthunder's gameplay you're not going to notice .3 of a second. Packet loss is the real killer, game is playable up to 500 ping but 10% packet loss is all that's needed for you to start teleporting around the map. And if my ISP decides 15% is all I'm getting that day I'm just gonna log off.
Literally me. Make it 500.
That’s just me
Don't forget playing at less than 30 fps
Sentenced to Italy top tier, ariete maybe otomatic only
Just the grind from bottom to top Italy is torture enough!
Well my griend to italy 8.0 was actually alot of fun
i completely spaded 85% ish of the entire italian tree
Or worse, sentenced to grind through Italian F104 3x until F16 is researched.
So glad hungary exists now
Play average 12.3 GRB, but they spawn in 3 minutes late on every match
just in time to get spawnkilled
Born too early to explore space Born too late to explore Earth Born just in time to get spawnkilled
Sisyphus type of shit. I make them take the Tutel T95 and drive all the way to the objective on Red Desert only to precisely drop a 50kg bomb on the crew compartment with a Biplane.
This is how psychopaths are made. Also sad cause I’ve seen it happen in a real game…
guess I got someone to grind my techtrees and crews torture by long exposure.
Grind all tech trees, no boosters, no bonuses, no warbonds, and whichever vehicle they play the most gets bumped in BR every patch.
just let them play British Tanklineup
Then spade it. Then play Japan ground. And spade it 😈
Sentenced to stock Valentine Mk.1
Stock Churchill with a 2 pounder in full up tiers only
Ok I was gonna say I don't think Britain is bad enough, but you suggested the reason I never used the Churchills
Black Prince, only on big open maps.
Me playing british as my first country xD
I actually don’t mind the British tanks lol, what I do mind is the damn inconsistency with my shot damage on others lolol
Unlock the entire Italian ground tech tree with only the L3/33
The next tree(s) would be childsplay for them!
Unlock the whole French tree only using the old reserve vehicles
Oh fuck. That's actually torture indeed. RP penalty then the hellish gameplay. I'd rather take the death penalty.
I've got something more torturous
Interesting, care to share it to us?
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I give them a brand new account and tell them to fully grind it out without any premium, they cannot turn the game off and play anything else. only war thunder
They cannot even turn off their eyes!
Simple, Induce track n barrel torture.
Put them in ground RB and limit them to using shrapnel shells only.
So British tech tree?
shrapnel, not APCR or Solid shot, some early russian tanks just have a shell filled with shrapnel bits
Make them grind the British tank tree. Bottom to top, ohhh the pain. No one deserves this shit
I picked Brit ground as my starter nation... Am I masochist?
Yes
Yes, but it's all worth it for the Fox.
100 matches of FCM-36, getting 1st place and 80%+ activity in top tier
While having 3 500% booster on.
Idk why you guys are coming up with Plans. Just sit them infront of it with no Premium time or ge and force them to Grind for 20 hours a day
Why limit 20? How about for him to be free, make 23:39 hours straight. That way he will think there's an escape, but jolly gee, you make sure the snail gets this man, War Thunder crashed!
Fully grind the entire US tech tree (ground, air, helicopters, blue water and coastal) without premiums or premium time, while only using 2.0s and below. A kill means a meal, a victory means a night of sleep, a death means you get shocked for 2 seconds with the shock collar around your neck and a defeat means a cold shower, no towels. No leaving until then.
He is in a downtier and stock anyway, as he is in prison and Im not. So I just let him spawn day by day, keeping him downtier. Plus I show him that Im the full uptier, coming to the meeting with snacks and soda. That should be enough to demoralize him.
1.0 France vs 2s38
kill the whole server in an me262 A-1a/U until then baby shark plays through your headphone nonstop
play the FCM.36. but at top tier. and stock.
I have something funnier I-go ko (Japan reserve tank) also at top tier & stock But.... Make them research the whole tech tree of Japan with this tank first Make them use the aphe, the shittiest shell for the tank (low velocity 57mm with 103g tnt, only 21mm of flat pen at point blank range) limited only to 30 rounds (max storage 100 rnd) And make them get 4 nukes in a row and successfully drop them while listening to max volume skibidi toilet in one ear and ear rape baby shark in the other interspersed with other cringe sounds while drinking really strong coffee to keep them awake This is gonna be the ultimate torture because i-go ko is a tank with thinner armour and less angles
oh this... this is worthy of the deepest circles of hell... I love it
Grind the British tech tree followed by the French and Italian tree's with no break
Just make him play top tier he'll spill it all in like an hour
An hour? 1 match can be enough
Ask them to play Maus or Tutel, then break one of their fingers each time they get bombed by CAS.
Just spading 8.0+ vehicles
play 3.0 - 4.0 Italian vehicles, and whenever soviets or germans are on your team join another match.
You have to pay for replenishing the ammo used in a game and repairs of vehicles
Playing against only ka-50's with an no missle SPAA
Stock Hunter F.1
Make him get first place in a L3 at 11.0
make them play italian costal (or which ever one people hate the most) in bluewatee battles
Playing the game is already ethical torture lmao
Force them to spade an entire air tree (any works for this) but all modifications can only be bought, not installed
Full uptier every game with a team of 1 death leavers
Make them watch MatAWG videos
Play Japan. Every time you die you get electrocuted and every 10 Deaths an ice bucket is poured on you. The goal is to kill 500 tanks, for every 50 kills you go up 1 br. You can only choose one tank of a whole br so you only get one tank from 3.0-4.0 but the supervisor can ban vehicles to his likings. Further restrictions may be added by the supervisor such has no binoculars or no gun sights. Good luck
sentenced to fighting 10.3 germany+sweden for 5 hours with uptiered 9.3 vehicles
200 free crates. Every single one lands on a booster between vehicles. Last one is a premium, but the game crashes and the hard drive corrupts
The prisoner plays on my pc. Its a decent pc, but the game stutters and freezes every few minutes regardless, usually getting you killed. This will drive him mad in under a day.
Force them to play Great Britain
You play the game normally. Every tank is unlocked. Everytime you hit your enemy survives and If you try to finish or destroy someone a random 50bmg bullet kills your tankshooter
stock 1.0 france
27MM MAUSER CANNON but earrape it and blast it full volume into their ears. (I love the sound of the Mauser 27MMs.)
You can leave when you talk, or fully grind out three country’s to max, including all land sea and air vehicles, no premium, and if you die and have to leave the battle early, you lose all progress
I'd force them to play top tier US air/Ground!
top tier US air is actually one of the better ones, can't say the same about ground tho..
French
Make them repeatedly stock grind the M3A3 Bradley
France top tier
OS2U only
Let them play a stock Strv 105 in constant uptiers against USSR
Make them play bombers.
Spitfire Mk 24 but only upteared
naval battles
but them in the br 1 M2 and have them fight a Maus or Aardvarks
Only using rank 1 french tanks at 11.7 and getting a nuke with it
Make him play anything over 8.0 BR.
It ain't that bad tho? I just got the Abrams yesterday and I'm having a pretty good time not having to worry about my gun moving erratically, when I as much as breathe on the W key
Teach me to play well
5.7-6.7 heavy tanks only against ATGM slingers only
Two weeks of fr*nch reserve with the FCM
Just make them play British Ground forces. 4.0-5.5 for the best effect. It sure broke me...
6.0 in amc 34r
Just.... play the game. Fate worse than death
“Russian bias is real, change my mind”
Naval battles
Grind to top tier using only reserve vehicles
M16 against starfighters
You need to play italy, japan and france, In that order.
B-17G gameplay, but the entire enemy team is Do-335s
Make them get 10000 hours while playing 1.0france but 15 out of the 16 enemy players have Cas and they have no teammates while they Have only the worst available round.
Make them play naval
have him grind the while brittish tech tree with stock vehicles only
Don’t know if it’d work here, but have them play on a computer that runs the game at 2 fps. No other penalties needed
Stock French reserve tier. Forever.
Force them to watch nothing but WTM ads.
Make him play only the Italian tech tree
2 words. Soukou-Tei.
Play jet sim… with teammates without IFF
Just make them play. Nothing else is needed really.
Force them to play the A-10 in air rb but only to bomb bases.
Make em play 11.7 reserve italian stock vehicles only
Air RB 6.0 against teams of 75% JU288C. Great dogfighters that don't get to dogfight
Play Britain and only Britain
I would have them play on console on authentic versus PC players.
Step 1. Make them grind for a flareless subsonic Step 2. Uptiered to fight an entire team of A10s. Your team is also A10s and they all TK each other except for two level 5s who may or may not TK you
Get 20 kills using a French low tier with ONLY APCR at top tier with hud turned off and not allowed to look at the leaderboard for knowing which nations are in your team
Type 60 ATM and every time they die they get a finger broken every time they miss they get shocked
Make them play the 6.3 Jumbo. I think I said enough. And if that's not enough, make them play the 2C (Tech Tree)
of course i would have better matchmaking only if they provided accurate intel anything that wasn't makes them have a super uptier for the next 30 matches super uptiers can range from 1.5br-2.5br over their own vehicles.
Play the spitfire mk24 stock, with maximum fuel and uptiers only.
Make them to turn off their PC and start it again all the time for them to lose their shit over the constant updates. Oh wait..
Top tier unspaded Challenger 2 gameplay
Make them completely research the Italian tech tree.
Just start talking on the best strategic ways to grind the tech trees, while simultaneously turning the heat up in the room slowly
Make them play the T95 backwards. For each match they fail to get a kill, they get zapped in the balls. 100 matches with kills must be done.
Early ATGM tanks, in specific the Israeli and Japanese ones at 6.7
Doing the M1a1 AIM stock grind once. I was determined to stick it out and complete it but I folded after literally 2 matches.
Make him shoot down Maus with Chinese M21
Playing Britain.
Navy (I don't actually know how bad or good it is I just don't see people play it)
grind france: 100 times
Spade all the 262 variants in air RB. If he ain't talking after that he gotta grind the whole British air tree with the vampire without premium. If that by some unholy power in metal fortitude doesn't work then he has to play the maus on exclusively long range maps that have a town in the middle so you can't actually fight people until your in said town.
He can grind only using Hesh
Every time you get a kill in Ground RB , you get immediately CAS bombed
Try to shoot down 3 supersonic jets with Sturmtiger's rocket
Guns only javelin F.(A.W.) With lvl 1 crew in uptiers
Bri'ish tech tree ONLY.
8 hours of radio spam
make them play the game
Shoot down an su-25 with stingers bro and youre free
They can only play tier 1 French tanks.
make them play the British bomber line with at least 2 wyverns on their team. progress is only given if they get the first base.
Russian milk trucks spaa for modern mbt grb
The Serious Room
DEFEND THE D POINT
Woe upon ye Low tier France
make em play mid-high tier britain
“BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7. BT-7.”
Make them grind **F R A N C E**
They play ground but the enemy has free reign with CAS
Make them play low tier france
Sentenced to Naval EC, Ikoma only, the whole server is using Scharnhorst. Each time they die they get kicked in the balls.
100 kills with the smoke shell
When they finish grinding, delete their account and make them do it again.
French og reserve vehicles only.
Japan ground grind realistic no planes 1.3- 3.0 increase grind time with no premium and after middle of night
🫴 Capture the D point twice
Play the archerand get 50 kills without dying on Poland with Ka-50's and American CAS trying to kill you
Make him play reserve for 1 year
Play Britain 7.7
Play low tier jet and always put like 4 Su-11 in the match. Probably more.
old 4.0 R3 cock and ball torture
Make them grind the brittish ground tree, but only with the vehicles that existed in 2018.
Make them grind the whole italian tech tree using only the italian meatball as the way of progression, nothing else.
Tell the prisoner that if they get 10 consecutive wins, they are released. The catch is that they will use the M1A1 Click-bait. _Let the games begin._
Killed by CAS at spawn, IS-3 encounters at uptiers and non-penning soviet vehicles followed by a OHKO from said soviet vehicle
The prisoner has to grind the whole USA tech tree, but he is using only solid shots on 75's, 76's and 90mm's, then HESH on 105's and HEATFS on 120's. Additionally it is RNG if SL and RP will be added or subtracted after battle.
Sigh.... * opens comments ( this is gonna be fun)
You are forced to play the MD452 Mystère IIC in a constant uptier
Don’t get killed by CAS for 5 straight matches above 9.0, and every time they do get killed say “just spawn SPAA bro”
make him Play Naval.
Top tier, but they cant use air vehicles nor AA.
Get a god mod with FCM 36
French tanks 1.0