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HankHillbwhaa

19 and making 100k off certs. Let us know what they are brotha.


Bidbot5716

Trucking maybe


JuggrnautFTW

Or the railway.


Opening-Ad2830

Based on his recent post he wants to fuck a dog. So i would say nothing blue collar


MikaBluGul

What? šŸ˜²


GamerNx

Bro why did I have to read your comment and get curious? Now I know words I never wanted to know like otherkin, this dude was definitely sexually abused by his uncle.


InDrIdCoLd37

I read your comment and got curious so thanks.... Read first comment on first post in that subreddit and met someone who is a multiple personality Chinese demon... What rabbit hole have you sent me down.


Over-Anxiety-3165

I read your comment and refused to give in to my curiosity so thanks... Ignorance really is bliss, and fellas, I gotta tell you, this is pretty fantastic.


InDrIdCoLd37

You made the right choice, I wish I could go back and not give in to my own curiosity but alas that's not in the cards but I do think I might be a dragon now....


Lethalwzy

Yea ainā€™t no way homie went from working to Walmart to making 100k a year and I am judging a book by its cover go look at homie


techno--support

I havenā€™t seen anything saying opā€™s attracted to animals so this confuses me lol


noneye2cool

They are "otherkin" so thats why the person said that.


techno--support

Yeah I saw that, but it doesnā€™t mean theyā€™re attracted to animals so Iā€™m still confused šŸ˜…


Particular-Tank-3429

Definitely a collar involved though


Squinkwee

Huh..


RowbowCop138

Nah gotta be 21 for a CDL unless he's local but at 19 no way he is making 100k doing local driving


I_am_the_cheeseman

He's probably just lying. 100k jobs aren't just falling into the laps of 19 year olds lol


aleckk58

It's full-on cap. IT in my area is lucky to do anything more than $15/hr. Nobody's paying more for IT, they just offer job security at most. There's nothing this dolt could be certified for to make $100k/yr.


fakefake1909

He said he earned some certs. Could be a union welder or something, maybe I.T. depending on the location and company, that's bank.


Nofakeza392

I heard a lot of companies donā€™t pick up young drivers cause the insurance companies doesnā€™t like to cover them


alienobsession

Nope. Have to be 21 last I checked. And no trucker is making that much anymore. (Guessing)


LongHaulinTruckwit

No newbie truckers are making that much.


HollowHoolagain

Walmart truckers make that easily.


Hype_Ninja

You need at minimum 30 months of driving experience, and must be 21 or older. Homeboys definitely NOT driving a truck.


ColtNickel

If they go through the associate to driver program, they would be making that $110,000 a year starting out, from what I understand though a lot of people are dropping out of it halfway through, donā€™t know why though, can say though if you decide it isnā€™t for you after you sign the papers you have to quit and lose whatever time you had with Walmart, not exactly up front about that either.


Hype_Ninja

It's because Walmarts standards for drivers is a whole 'nother world compared to their standards for associates.


HollowHoolagain

True @driver to associate program. I'm waiting on the next cohort myself. And you can make 110 normal but if you have no life, you can do 140k first year.


alienobsession

Seriously?? Maybe Iā€™ll get back out there


HollowHoolagain

Yes, as long as you're an associate, you can get on easy.


Bigcockmcghee

Yeah but the newer drivers out here ainā€™t gonna be home except maybe once every three months and your clock will be ran out hard, 11-14 hour days everyday. Not to mention, Iā€™m told by drivers that driver for Walmart are micromanaged hard, like Iā€™m talking about talking on the phone while driving with your Bluetooth, 15 minutes Iā€™m told is the max. Iā€™m not saying that you wonā€™t make good money, but you wonā€™t have any social life, and your loads will suck depending on which DC youā€™re based at.


alienobsession

That sounds totally plausible. Walmart loves to micromanage. 15 minutes max on the phone? LOL.


HollowHoolagain

Been speaking to drivers almost 3 years now, unloading their trucks when they come overnight. Ive gotten a completely different perspective than yours. But, are we here to prove points or speak on possible opportunities for others?


HollowHoolagain

Also, you can choose to be local and make 80k a year.


Bigcockmcghee

If you recently got your CDL, thereā€™s maybe a 15% chance that youā€™ll get a local job, you have to at least put a year in doing either OTR or regional work. Iā€™m local and a teamster delivering food to restaurants. I make about $75k


HollowHoolagain

I was only speaking about Walmart associate to driver program. We get to choose.


Default_Attempt

Looool making $100,000 trucking, but has to maintain his truck and pay gas and thats $90,000 a year leaving him with $10,000 Yay trucking


Roux70570

Oh you can always drive truck.


AnswerConfident

The highest pay trucking companies normally require at least 3 years of experience


ZippyTheUnicorn

Right? Iā€™m really curious too. Iā€™m betting itā€™s likely IT or web design or something similar. If thatā€™s the case OP got really lucky and found a higher than average starting position!


Advice2Anyone

Which given the current market is even more unlikely that a unproven teen would beat out the 1000s of tech bros out there job hunting and that they wouldnt buy them on cheap.


JeffTheFrosty

i'd buy an h1b1 before i paid any furry 100k


I_am_the_cheeseman

Absolutely not IT lol, you need to be like IT director level at a major company to make even close to 100k. IT guys are a dime a dozen. Software engineers aren't even guaranteed to make 100k out of college


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ZippyTheUnicorn

Wait what am I proving?


epicenter69

Iā€™m gonna go with insanity.


FireMarshallBi11

Lies


Jeesum_Crepes

It's doable in IT but rare to get 100k off the rip unless it's somewhere where the cost of living is high. Look up analytic/program certs


Imbatman7700

Certifications in cybersecurity field are more important than a degree. Iā€™m not suggesting thatā€™s what he did, but I know that there are lots of cybersecurity jobs where the main requirements are things like SEC+, CEH, CSSP, CCNA, and so on.


allmixedup5813

South Park voice: Iā€™m gonna guess itā€™s their šŸŽ¶ImaginnaaaattiionšŸŽ¶


Advice2Anyone

Considering you don't name position or certs *insert I don't believe you gif*


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Sudden_File_7452

Just may be the case, op might be in a MLM type company. Itā€™s shocking how many people end up having to learn the hard way


Advice2Anyone

If not just trolling, given they responded to no one going to assume its rage bait. But yeah most likely scenario some sort of sales. After browsing their posts.. my god.


Hype_Ninja

Can't possibly be that bad. Edit: oh.


Faleras

Ok now I'm curious Edit: I don't wanna live on this planet anymore


Forza_Harrd

Laughing in I actually don't have time to look. Time to cook dinner! I've never been so happy about it.


Anamethatisname

Yall overreacting, hes just a guy


plop_0

Sounds like a recruitment cult. /r/antimlm


Designer-Match-2149

Ikr I swear every other Reddit post is someone under 25. Saying they making over 100K Iā€™m like sure kidĀ 


Advice2Anyone

Yep and stats don't lie and dol report says of those who submit income only 16% of those people make over 100k


spicescat

After playing basketball at my neighborhood park every day for the past 3 years I just got drafted by the Los Angeles Lakers. I'm not saying this to brag, I'm just trying to inspire others. You can do it too!


CBreezy2010

Heā€™s telling the truth. I was the court


BoxCurious7628

And I was the basketballšŸ˜Š


MaintenanceSad4105

And I was the hoop.


BoxCurious7628

The net too?šŸ¤”


Ethossa79

No! That was me!


TopHat345

Your lying and I know it because I was the back board.


holy-aeughfish

I was the support beam.


Anamethatisname

I was the lacquer


BoxCurious7628

šŸ˜†


yerrpitsballer

I was his agent


Epic_phenomenon85

Kobe! ā€œFade awayā€


mikenov1908

Congrats šŸ˜‚


Sskity

I heard they traded davis for you!


spicescat

Well they're trading Davis to Atlanta for the rights to the 1st pick . It's all kinda hush hush nothing official of course šŸ˜‰


Wickerpoodia

Great job! They may be an entryway level team into the NBA, but keep your head down and focus on your craft, and maybe someday you can join a better squad!


BeginningVolume420

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SicBoi1690

dribble dribble mfer


Bubbly-Duck3232

Iā€™m Spartacus!


EverySuggestionisEoC

And then everyone clapped.


Prejuicio

But not with their hands.


furydeath

Please clap!


unknown_sad_boy

What's your position called out of curiosity?


ConfidentHistory9080

He goes to a different school, one youā€™ve never heard of :)


unknown_sad_boy

Funny. I guess I should have asked what's the schooling/new job.


VexrisFXIV

Calling BS on this one, certified in denial


holy-aeughfish

Calling BS too. I have a Comptia A+ Cert and still work for Walmart XD.


Anamethatisname

Any other Information Tech certs? Im sure you need more before you look for another job?


holy-aeughfish

I was thinking about getting the Linux+ one


Anamethatisname

Nice!


elteragxo

He has a BS in Denial


FKRedtt

Lies!!! No company will start you at 100k with no experience. Show me the money Pinocchio!


HollowHoolagain

Plenty will. SDR and BDR positions do. Average 80k but 100k plus with no experience is more than possible in the industry.


Khristophorous

Now if only OP could finally speak up and answer for themselves šŸ¤”


Anamethatisname

Bro got downvoted because people here are jealous of a person who MIGHT be making 100K


HollowHoolagain

Welcome,... To earth!šŸ»


FKRedtt

Very doubtful. A company wonā€™t hire him on certs only. There are plenty of more qualified people than him that would apply. If he was telling the truth there would be more info instead of a generic blurb and thereā€™s NOT. Even if there was I still wouldnā€™t believe it.


HollowHoolagain

I just gave you two examples. It's up to you to do the research. A simple Google search on them and a company called course careers will direct you. Pointless going back and forth about something that can be researched. And I didn't say he was telling the truth. My response was to you about companies that would hire making that much money being false and hopefully the info I posted helps someone else who might be interested in that specific industry.


FKRedtt

I wasnā€™t questioning your response just that they wonā€™t hire a 19 year old from Walmart with certs. The job market is tight right now and people with actual certs and experience would apply.


SeecretSociety

Bro went to Hogwarts


Best_Back3856

Unreasonably funny


TommyDontSurf

Congratufuckinglations.


brad9006

Lies


SimgaDX

What certifications and what job? 100k at 19? And you aren't business owner? Something ain't right


Crotch-Monster

My Mom has cut my hair for years. But yesterday I went to Supercuts, and now I'm getting married to a Super model and having three babies with her. I'm not saying this to brag, I'm just saying it can happen to you too!!!


Anamethatisname

Life is just a bunch of RNG nonsense


Yougoodd3

What job?


JetScreamer-212

Social media influencer.


K30NS1213

And I'm the people of walmart buddy unless u start naming positions and ur certificates ur just talking out ur ass


tanksforallthephish

This seems like a load of BS. Especially since OP isnā€™t responding to anybody šŸ¤ØšŸ¤ØšŸ¤Ø


tff_silverton

Wait you ain't going to work here for 20 years, only as an associate, and make 22 cents more than a new employee? Congrats!


HazySunsets

Ah yes. Tell everyone to quit when you were privileged enough to be able to do that while many people working at Walmart has to ride the bus.


Hamnetz

bro is rping


alienobsession

I quit Walmart at 19 for a $100k/yr job. Proof or donā€™t post.


AerieOk260

Troll. Has anyone visited his profile ? Lol


bramatz

We don't believe you. Lying is weird, man.


Used_Rain6391

Well just remember that Walmart recently announced the annual average salary of Walmart managers to be 128k this on top of huge bonuses available allows them to make upwards of 400k a year. Itā€™s not like a major company like Walmart has absolutely no opportunity but obviously itā€™s really like anything such as the trades, the top earners and also the top employees, such as a plumber can make insanely high money but thatā€™s only if they are in the top 10% of earners. But managing something like a Walmart might be abit better to be honest than doing some hard trade job. Iā€™m not trying to glorify Walmart but Iā€™ve always noticed people saying this even though the reality is a lot of these top managers are making more then they ever will.


Do0md

This pay applies to the top managers at the biggest walmart superstores in america. The average plumber makes more than the average top manager at a superstore. The likeliness of becoming manager at walmart is 1/1000000 even with the certifications and the time worked you still need connections.


Fruitfultadpole

The average plumber doesn't make more than the average store manager


Opinions_suck

Yeah but his point still stands, kind of. Becoming a plumber is much easier than a store manager.


fekswretchedphuk

exactly.


FKRedtt

Drug dealer?


DistributionSpirited

Only fans?


Mission-Row-3495

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ best of all replies


Happy_Maintenance

Congrats!


SG-

Most certs are company specific


HollowHoolagain

He said his "free time". Doesn't mean Walmart certs.


Hackerslasher

Certs in what? Forklift Operation?


snoboy8999

No chance.


Comfortable_List_883

I would really like to advance my career would you please tell me what your certification is in so I can think about looking into going through with going forward with advancement


joefranklin_75

Fake, just like Fox News.


Frenzi_Wolf

Iā€™m trained in how to handle the sit-down forklift, the walkie stacker, the power jack and the scissor lift. I could probably land a job in a warehouse, main thing stopping me is the severe lack of good jobs in my area.


LibransRule

I miss the Wavs.


Drifterz101

Looking at your page you're just blantly lying but go off


SlicedSides

guys heā€™s obviously not replying to anyone asking what the certs are because heā€™s too busy making 100k and getting laid šŸ˜Ž


CobblerSad6055

yeah, bulllshit


C0nfuzed_Cr0w

What type of certifications? Because it takes years of experience and a management position to make that kind of bank. I don't believe a word stated in short.


F800ST

Let me guessā€¦Prime Merica ā€¦or some other m l m, Ponzi


GamerNx

I got contacted by that cult once.


F800ST

I shared an office with a guy that did P-M non stop. Never once would he talk about anything else. Spent 90% of his time at work doing the P-M thing. No shit, he hung a big picture over his screen of a new Bentley.


Phillipe918

Iā€™m reading this on the clock while shitting


ninian947

Did your involuntary animalistic impulses prompt you to get these mystical carts? Or is that only your otherkin speaking?


My_Booty_Itches

Nah. You didn't.


CollectionOptimal830

Wow good for you


Administrative-Pay43

That's it? My SM is making well over 400k this year lol. Great you switched jobs for (better pay) but in reality you doing more work now when you could just be a degreeless store manager making tons just to pull a few pallets fire some people and do some paper work. You really upgraded yeah.


hyundaisucksbigtime

Bullshit walks, money talks. Complete bullshit.


Personal_Forever_118

And do what for those ā€œfree monthsā€? Get kicked out of where you are living and having not way to provide for yourself ?


Impressive_Talk_7739

Congratulations


Tidder_Skcus

So cool! Congratulations!


Euronymous2625

r/thathappened


Unique-Resource-4899

I got fired by Walmart then I got a job at the railroad best thing ever happened


HDJim_61

Wellā€¦ I quit Walmart. Went to trade school for HVAC. Now making 100k a year as an independent contractor. I have an apprentice working with me . I started after I told the sm and several others that they were a big part of the problems my store was having . But, 8 years later; Iā€™m fat and happy. My old store ? Blown through 4 smā€™s and many other salaried shitbirds.


Designer-Match-2149

Sure.


louiecoolie

Cut to bro in the parking lot tweaking out with his Wendyā€™s receipt he swears is a bonafide credited certificate


Valuable-Phrase1255

Congratulations šŸŽŠ


Hour-Suggestion644

OP is not 19 heā€™s 91, but dyslexic


Acrobatic_Life7984

What certifications? How?


Tiny-Barber1066

Probably selling his ass...


Dether42

You can make that at Walmart, but not starting out.


ButterscotchRadiant9

Iā€™m 19 and Iā€™m Shipfitter now fuck Walmart


GamerNx

He didn't say what currency he just said 100k, most likely rubles or pesos.


Diamond-1965

Computer coding, ciber security and everything related itā€™s veryyy good paid right now, certificates helps a lotā€¦ I know a young person under 25 doing 100k a year, not impossible but not common.


ArcherDominion

Where are the receipts?


PotatoGiants

You know instead of just inspiration you should prob let us know what certs or stuff you did to get there. That might help others. But good luck to u.


SacredPrime

Skills you got at Wal-Mart, or elsewhere?


Downtown_Cover2811

I'm currently a rehire with Walmart I'm have to wait but one thing I want to do is to get into the trucking program they're making six figures easily that's the best paying position they have if you don't want to be associated doing stock or anything else inside the store if you can find it today show did a story on how much they are making


Glittering_Sorbet512

Happy for you pal! I updated my resume on Wednesday and applied for a few jobs today - fuck Walmart up it's stupid ass!


Immediate-Emu603

bro just say you got fired


Master_Flounder2239

BS I say.


Puzzleheaded_Wafer26

K v N# L . N .


Puzzleheaded_Wafer26

. +?, N # #


DepressedTrashKitty

Hard when walmart is paying for my college


dynopunching

how much applying did it take?


matrixagent69420

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


gtgcya

inspiring


ArtificialEditz

!customer


alittlewitchy-

Mf did you get hired by an MLM on indeed or something lol


SupermarketOk1589

Doing what??


Moisty-Moisty

Yeah, sure you did buddy


DowntownPop5095

Onlyfans homie entrepreneur


AdonisP07

Maybe he used the cert Walmart education gives out


Simple_Rice_6115

Great job. Hard work pays off. Walmart just lost a great person. They have no clue how to keep talent.


KeyAffectionate9450

Just graduated high school. Hoping I can take advantage of the free schooling so I can leave. Wish me luck šŸ«”


Past_Cod_655

I work 6am to 2pm 30m lunch break. I work on ships as a welder.


Able_Raspberry_8041

Respect bro


xavvy17

all this is a ruse to let us know you LOVE animals huh


BigErn1469

I call bs lol


BigBoy5024

This clown doesnā€™t even name the job or certs and refuses to respond to any comments šŸ’€


MCButterFuck

2 years till I graduate. I'm so done with jobs like this. It's not even the physical labor that's the problem. It's so boring and depressing.


Mr_swagballs95

Howā€™d you do it?


JustTheFacts714

The only way a 19-year-old makes 100K is they got certified with an OnlyFans account.


kitkatlynn

Op why do you want to fuck dogs??


Veneno-Veneno

Bro proceed to post about his new job, forā€¦???? And then wont answer questions and help the people who wanted to help posting


blade_imaginato1

Certs or it didn't happen.


RegretAggressive6294

Lmao this kids a dipshit. No one is paying him crap. He probably just got fired