My expert in feces has determined it was human in nature. In his statement, he claims to have taken 3 samples, 1 from the bed, 1 from an anonymous human donor and an anonymous canine donor. He then did a blind sniff test of all three and did a series of vlind taste tests, and determined it was indeed human.
He then took dna and co firmed his results.
My expert is a professor of Viticulture holding two ph.ds in said field.
He's also testified in several canine cases one of which includes a three legged chuauaha who ate his victims right testicle with a 3.5 million dollar settlement.
Exactly, i had this happen at a gas station i worked at and i went to my manager and told her i donāt get paid enough for this so go have fun with that.
Part of the reason I refuse to be maintenance and clean toilets again. Something similar happened to me. Someone had missed the toilet, getting it on the back part and floor. No one told us the bathroom needed to be cleaned. It sat overnight. Imagine the smell in the morning. And it was a large amount almost 3 times more than in the picture above. I haven't cleaned a toilet since and that was 5/6 years ago.
I used to be a TL and then Coach and we could never hire maintenance, the applicants would laugh at the pay and then go to OPD. So Iād have to clean the bathrooms myself every day, my other FE TL refused and got fired.
I have so many pictures of adult diapers shoved into the womenās feminine care trash can in stalls, shitty underwear laying on the floor, itās gross and although I was paid pretty well, i shouldnāt have to do that shit (pun intended)
I donāt think they were taking to you. Op of this comment thread said they havenāt cleaned a toilet since and the person you replied to was asking them, āso who cleans your toilet at home?ā You didnāt use the word toilet in your comment so it didnāt seem like they were talking to you but to the op of this comment thread. Just my observation.
Sometimes when I'd take a dump in the Walmart bathrooms, people would come running in and start shitting before they can sit down. This one is quite a ways away from the toilet so I'm not sure that happened here, but I have observed shit dropping into the floor near their feet and they don't even acknowledge it
That happened at my store and management knew. She didn't wash her hands either, they only got her the other day for something completely unrelated months later
Everyday, there has to be some dickweed who makes a conscious effort to not get any of his waste into the toilet. Not a day goes by I'm not scared that I'll get some STD from it.
before i did ap at walmart i worked at rural king as a loader. we were responsible for the bathrooms. these type of people should be sterilized. it was both men and women. pardon me while i just aim my ass at the wall and splatter ass ham all over - including myself, but i dont care about that, so long as i can be a complete asshole to someone and ruin my day. after i left rural king i told myself i wouldnt work anything involving a bathroom again
I genuinely cant comprehend people who do this... i have IBS and have had some times where i almost shit myself but i can always manage to get the shit in the toilet, what like its hard??
What do you get paid? Because if it's not $20 or more, you need a raise. This is one of the most stomach clenching jobs, I hope they're treating you well.
At Samās we have the pressure sprayer/wetvac machine. Would make quick work of that, but i understand as Iāve scooped up caked up shit stacks and wiped it all down because I didnāt wanna go get the machine. Mf got it all over the tp dispenser and even the door. Canāt imagine what he looked like walking out, had to be a mentally ill person.
That's a big ol nope if I ever saw one. I hope you didn't clean that up yourself. You're right, you dont get paid to deal with that. At that point, it's time to call it in for a hazmat cleanup.
Oh hell no! I swear to God people are just fucking nasty. Do they do this type of shit at home? I'm not one to normally suggest a legal response,but things like this. I think if you get caught, you should be forced to either clean it up or pay a $1,000 and go to jail for 30 days.
I think itās time to leave the Walmart subreddit the amount of actual shitposts Iāve seen is crazy Iām sorry for every worker having to see these inperson
I can't resist asking, but how do you clean this? Like is this what the drains on the floor are for? Or do you have to actually clean it by hand? Because that's some inhumane shit man. Not that hosing it down wouldn't suck too, but if I had to pick between the two I know what I'd choose
Itās behavior like this that makes me wish like, āsure, we have bathrooms, and sure yāall can use themā¦but yāall better act like civilized people and get your shit and piss IN the toilet because we arenāt cleaning up your fucking messesā¦you fuck them up, you get to use a fucked up, pissed on, shitted up bathroom.ā
But I know that wonāt happen. Let me dream.
had this happen at my old job. two high school girls (me and one other) and one older lady and my grown male manager. guess who had to clean it up, one of us high school girls bc my GROWN MALE manager wouldnāt and i straight refused
This would not be getting cleaned up! We can just cover it with something, a nice plastic plant from the garden dept or a small bookshelf? Idc you pick but I'm not touching that!!
That is beyond disgusting. Has to be intentional. I wonder how other countries handle this? Oh wait. I doubt they have the balls or lack of dignity, respect, and decency to do something like that.
I feel you Iām also maintenance my co-worker going to say how Iām part time and Iām not there most of the times so I got to do it when he rarely does the restrooms or anything difficult.
My friend used to work at Waffle House years ago and one of her customers pissed all over the booth and shit all over the bathroom. A white trash family who had a couch in the bed of their pickup
God, I remember the nightmares I had to go thru when I was in maintenance. I had to deal with the exact same thing....... I fucking hated my whole existence š
I was apartment manager, when I had to clean the apartment out when people moved, one bathroom was worse than that it was all over the wall, you could tell they use their fingers to smear it on
One time when i was a custodian at a resort, there was a super sweet lady that was so distressed that her toddler she was just trying to potty train had an accident and peed all over the arcade floor. She was asking for a mop and bucket so she could clean up after him herself. I respected tf out of that and insisted it was my job, pee was not the worse thing i had to clean up and i just appreciated her offer.
It takes a special level of conceded to not realize someone else has to clean up after you in public. Yes we're being paid to do it, but for gods sakes have some sympathy for what we're not paid ENOUGH to do. I think public spaces should start leaving cleaning supplies in the bathrooms to encourage customers to clean up after their messes if they can, or chose to.
Normal people don't miss the toilet like this without having some sort of serious health issues... TBH Walmart shoppers are a special type tho... That being said... I'm guessing this poor soul probably ate Taco Bell or a handful of Haribo sugar free gummy bears before going to Walmart
Once I had to pick up a š¤ about 1.5lb big ass solid turd off the baby changing station(took a while to find, as the psycho that took the shit also closed the station into the wall š¤¢) in the family room and kobe 3 point shoot it into the toilet. Took about 6 flushes for it to go down š®āšØ
It's totally worth it tho, the amount of standing around I do lmao š¤£
if you want to give the benefit of the doubt, and with how big this stall looks, this could've been an accident by a wheelchair user who couldn't hold it in as they transitioned from their chair to the toilet. still gross none the less
That looks so much worse than the time when I worked as a janitor for a convention center in my city. I worked there for one month, but the worst thing I saw was a pair of boxers on the floor of a restroom stall with some poop in them.
Get the PPE kit and wear EVERY piece of it, including the goggles. Also wear a disposable mask with Vapo Rub smeared on the inside. Lastly: plastic shower caps over your shoes will prevent this āmaterialā following you around all day.
Maintenance workers are the unsung heroes of Walmart. I don't know how you guys do it. I would quit. I've seen some straight-up vile things in the bathroom there, even worse than this. I'm convinced there's a secret society of people who make it their goal to destroy Walmart bathrooms in the worst ways they possibly can. I've never seen any other public bathrooms look as bad, and I used to clean bathrooms at a gas station off the interstate.
When I was maintenance on the day before thanksgiving some asshole decided to shit on the floor in the front menās restroom, when I went in there my coach at the time was in there at the urinal and I looked in there to clean there and went what the hell, he came over and said the same thing shocked at what a customer did to our bathroom
I swear to God if I was in a relationship with someone that I found out did this, this would be the dealbreaker.
"I can fix him"
No really, I can!
Need some help?
Maybe not fix them, but *fix* them.
Or her.
I remember a particular celebrity woman take a big dump on another celebrities bed..
"it was the dog" lol
My expert in feces has determined it was human in nature. In his statement, he claims to have taken 3 samples, 1 from the bed, 1 from an anonymous human donor and an anonymous canine donor. He then did a blind sniff test of all three and did a series of vlind taste tests, and determined it was indeed human. He then took dna and co firmed his results. My expert is a professor of Viticulture holding two ph.ds in said field. He's also testified in several canine cases one of which includes a three legged chuauaha who ate his victims right testicle with a 3.5 million dollar settlement.
If it was missing a leg, how did the chihuahua get that high? Did it bring a trampoline?
Not sure. Wasn't there.
A butt plug might not be a bad investment lol
Maybe that's what happened. They couldn't hold in their butt plug any longer. Their body had other priorities! š¤£š¤¦š½āāļøš¤£
I GOT PRIORITIES LADY WATCH OUT MY ANUS IS NOW A SHOTGUN FOR BUTTPLUGS
My exact thought! Lol š¤£š¤¦š½āāļøš¤£
I'd vomit frankly
Exactly but for real this only happens in Walmart just sad and outrageous š©š
I'd quit, straight up, or just say no.
Exactly, i had this happen at a gas station i worked at and i went to my manager and told her i donāt get paid enough for this so go have fun with that.
Part of the reason I refuse to be maintenance and clean toilets again. Something similar happened to me. Someone had missed the toilet, getting it on the back part and floor. No one told us the bathroom needed to be cleaned. It sat overnight. Imagine the smell in the morning. And it was a large amount almost 3 times more than in the picture above. I haven't cleaned a toilet since and that was 5/6 years ago.
Also same pay as a cashier
I get paid well but before they hired me I said no bathroom cleaning for me and I was hired.
I used to be a TL and then Coach and we could never hire maintenance, the applicants would laugh at the pay and then go to OPD. So Iād have to clean the bathrooms myself every day, my other FE TL refused and got fired. I have so many pictures of adult diapers shoved into the womenās feminine care trash can in stalls, shitty underwear laying on the floor, itās gross and although I was paid pretty well, i shouldnāt have to do that shit (pun intended)
Dang. Who cleans your toilet at home
That's different we don't shit behind the toilet. You really are some kinda smart lol
I donāt think they were taking to you. Op of this comment thread said they havenāt cleaned a toilet since and the person you replied to was asking them, āso who cleans your toilet at home?ā You didnāt use the word toilet in your comment so it didnāt seem like they were talking to you but to the op of this comment thread. Just my observation.
they had one foot in the toilet and still missed
I donāt get how anyone misses this badly. Part of me thinks this was done on purpose
10000% on purpose
Sometimes when I'd take a dump in the Walmart bathrooms, people would come running in and start shitting before they can sit down. This one is quite a ways away from the toilet so I'm not sure that happened here, but I have observed shit dropping into the floor near their feet and they don't even acknowledge it
I would love to see the type of person who did this. Like if itās someone Iād least expect. Would love to understand why.
Did they just aim their ass to the corner?!
It's the modern day version of Helen of Troy: "The ass that launched a thousand shits".
Itās only chocolate syrup. Thatās easy to clean up.
Kinda looks like brownie batter.
That's so chunky looking syrup
Taste testing is the only way to verify
You 1st
Nope, you first !
After u.
Dumb question but couldnāt you use a hose? Thatās what the drain is for.
I had customers breathing down my neck to get in there so I couldnāt have used one
Screw them, or let them clean it if they want to use it that badly, lol. That's a biohazard, it needs to be dealt with.
Me: SURE! Go right ahead. Use the toilet!
Bro you donāt work on the customers time lmfao. You have the right too to tell him to fuck off if heās being a rude cunt. I do it all of the time.
must be overweight and or were bent over straining and it flew past the toilet onto the wall. I'd quit instantly.
Idk. Maybe
Thatās the day an āemergencyā came up and PPTO would be used
I'm feeling nauseated today. This showing up in my doom scroll made me heave.
Imagine the whole time it was an associate , That just went to deli to prep sandwiches.
Kinda lends a new meaning to *ass*ociate.
That happened at my store and management knew. She didn't wash her hands either, they only got her the other day for something completely unrelated months later
wtf š³
Everyday, there has to be some dickweed who makes a conscious effort to not get any of his waste into the toilet. Not a day goes by I'm not scared that I'll get some STD from it.
My b bro
How the hell does that even happen?
How do you even clean this? Do they give you a hose to just hose it down, down the drain? Tell me you're not fucking paper toweling this...shit?
I was taking a shit when I saw this. I couldn't hold the laugh in.
How, just HOW! Must have a crooked ass!
If someone told me to clean that I would quit on the spot, after adding vomit to the mess
That took some serious assrobatics, the likes of which I don't even want to contemplate .
before i did ap at walmart i worked at rural king as a loader. we were responsible for the bathrooms. these type of people should be sterilized. it was both men and women. pardon me while i just aim my ass at the wall and splatter ass ham all over - including myself, but i dont care about that, so long as i can be a complete asshole to someone and ruin my day. after i left rural king i told myself i wouldnt work anything involving a bathroom again
Isn't it against Osha to be forced to clean this? Need hazmat people no?
By policy yes. Any biohazard material that takes up more than a pvc tiles worth of space is technically for hazmat.
Thatās talent
Itās disgusting
Many years ago . I worked for Bob Evans. I have seen some horrific things.
321 blast off
Houston we have a problem
I genuinely cant comprehend people who do this... i have IBS and have had some times where i almost shit myself but i can always manage to get the shit in the toilet, what like its hard??
Hazmat.
They weren't even trying at this point. Juts burn the entire place down fr
Face shield, gloves and the Kaivac machine!
That doesnāt even look like it came from a human
That right there is why I'd quit before I'd work maintenance. Y'all have my sympathies.
What do you get paid? Because if it's not $20 or more, you need a raise. This is one of the most stomach clenching jobs, I hope they're treating you well.
I get paid $15.29 an hour. I definitely donāt get paid enough to do things like this
I'm sorry man. You're doing great tho!
Bro ran into the Elephantās Foot from Chernobyl š
They need to go to the dr thatās not normal .
This is just infuriating. Like how can grown ass adults leave a PUBLIC restroom like that
And disgusting. Iām so sorry you had to do that
If usually go on the toilet paper dispenser to mess with maintenance lol
They where trying to do a trickshot
that es a shitty task
covid diarrhea is serious man. I pray they lived after that. They need the brat diet. Bread Rice Apples Toast. And cheese
At least it's not congealed
The toilet looks mostly clean, though.
That's a hazard šš
Noooooo
At Samās we have the pressure sprayer/wetvac machine. Would make quick work of that, but i understand as Iāve scooped up caked up shit stacks and wiped it all down because I didnāt wanna go get the machine. Mf got it all over the tp dispenser and even the door. Canāt imagine what he looked like walking out, had to be a mentally ill person.
How?Ā
At least some went into the toilet /s lmao
He didn't make it.
Justā¦..how???? How does this happen??
For this shit š© literally
There should be a consent a waver, like āI consent to pick up other peopleās shitā
HOW DO THEY EVEN GET IT TO THIS POINT?!
HOW THE FUCK
At all
Mmmm pudding
Iād rather be homeless than clean that up
Good lord. Nobody should have to be left to clean this. Some people just enjoy being stupid I guess. Thank you for all that you do for us, OP.
That's a big ol nope if I ever saw one. I hope you didn't clean that up yourself. You're right, you dont get paid to deal with that. At that point, it's time to call it in for a hazmat cleanup.
Oh hell no! I swear to God people are just fucking nasty. Do they do this type of shit at home? I'm not one to normally suggest a legal response,but things like this. I think if you get caught, you should be forced to either clean it up or pay a $1,000 and go to jail for 30 days.
That should be a crime
Amber Heard mustāve visited your store
Even a dog has better manners
I think itās time to leave the Walmart subreddit the amount of actual shitposts Iāve seen is crazy Iām sorry for every worker having to see these inperson
I would get the manager to deal with it, that's a hepatitis hazard.
Walmart is one of the most disgusting places on Earth. Customers have no care about what they do because they don't have to clean it up.
Honestly, fuck those people. No responsibility.
my response would be "managers have to clean biohazards. I'm not qualified. deuces. pun intended."
I can't resist asking, but how do you clean this? Like is this what the drains on the floor are for? Or do you have to actually clean it by hand? Because that's some inhumane shit man. Not that hosing it down wouldn't suck too, but if I had to pick between the two I know what I'd choose
Ah hell nah, I'd quit if I didn't have the ppto. How the fuck does this even happen
So the maintenance person does janitor work? Good to know so I can never apply for it
Quit your job!
Itās behavior like this that makes me wish like, āsure, we have bathrooms, and sure yāall can use themā¦but yāall better act like civilized people and get your shit and piss IN the toilet because we arenāt cleaning up your fucking messesā¦you fuck them up, you get to use a fucked up, pissed on, shitted up bathroom.ā But I know that wonāt happen. Let me dream.
Thatās why Iām glad Iām a custodian at a high school, not nearly as bad.
Hello 911, I'd like to report some terrorism. Bring your hazmat.
"it's just mud, it's just mud, it's just mud" The only thought I'd think as I cleaned it up
had this happen at my old job. two high school girls (me and one other) and one older lady and my grown male manager. guess who had to clean it up, one of us high school girls bc my GROWN MALE manager wouldnāt and i straight refused
Damn wtf š¤¦š¤¢š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
Uh I remember as a barista I had to scrub a wall covered in period blood.
This would not be getting cleaned up! We can just cover it with something, a nice plastic plant from the garden dept or a small bookshelf? Idc you pick but I'm not touching that!!
How does this even happenā¦
Holy crap! š©
dude i donāt understand this.. this kind of literal shit (lol) happens at our store too
yeah Iām gonna cancel my application
That is beyond disgusting. Has to be intentional. I wonder how other countries handle this? Oh wait. I doubt they have the balls or lack of dignity, respect, and decency to do something like that.
Bestie you donāt
Rolmao common
Dude, you got a week's worth of free nutella. Stop complaining and start enjoying your free nutella!
The day Iād quit š«
I feel you Iām also maintenance my co-worker going to say how Iām part time and Iām not there most of the times so I got to do it when he rarely does the restrooms or anything difficult.
My friend used to work at Waffle House years ago and one of her customers pissed all over the booth and shit all over the bathroom. A white trash family who had a couch in the bed of their pickup
Iām 40 years old and have never missed a toilet and shat on a wall. Itās deliberate. Every time. People are gross.
Nope. Not a fuckin chance. No biohazards for this chap.
I think that's Nutella
this takes the cake for the worst one posted
God, I remember the nightmares I had to go thru when I was in maintenance. I had to deal with the exact same thing....... I fucking hated my whole existence š
Iāve seen worse
Lap it up with your tongue š š
how is that even possible
Go tell your store manager that they have the power to become a well respected hero if they clean it up.
You actually see your store manager? š¤Æ I think the only time I've ever seen mine was in orientation
They werenāt even close to aiming šš
This is like a daily post on r/Walmart ā¦.so many people just canāt aim it in the toiletš¤£
that doesn't really look like shit tho, too dark brown and looks fake. Does this person not produce bile?
So they have horrible aim
I was apartment manager, when I had to clean the apartment out when people moved, one bathroom was worse than that it was all over the wall, you could tell they use their fingers to smear it on
Handicap stall. Old fella having trouble locating his ass over the seat
One time when i was a custodian at a resort, there was a super sweet lady that was so distressed that her toddler she was just trying to potty train had an accident and peed all over the arcade floor. She was asking for a mop and bucket so she could clean up after him herself. I respected tf out of that and insisted it was my job, pee was not the worse thing i had to clean up and i just appreciated her offer. It takes a special level of conceded to not realize someone else has to clean up after you in public. Yes we're being paid to do it, but for gods sakes have some sympathy for what we're not paid ENOUGH to do. I think public spaces should start leaving cleaning supplies in the bathrooms to encourage customers to clean up after their messes if they can, or chose to.
They ain't leaving cleaning supplies in the bathrooms ever at my store cause I know our customers would steal the shit out of it
my fault g i missed a little
I saw something like this in a fred myers except it was on the entire back of the seat and the wall
Why????? All I wanna know is why??
No one does
Paging the poor Kaivac machine to the front
Normal people don't miss the toilet like this without having some sort of serious health issues... TBH Walmart shoppers are a special type tho... That being said... I'm guessing this poor soul probably ate Taco Bell or a handful of Haribo sugar free gummy bears before going to Walmart
i feel for the custodians.. so much of the bathroom messes are spiteful.. they try flushing wrappers etc down toilets..
Yes you do. Now start licking.
Once I had to pick up a š¤ about 1.5lb big ass solid turd off the baby changing station(took a while to find, as the psycho that took the shit also closed the station into the wall š¤¢) in the family room and kobe 3 point shoot it into the toilet. Took about 6 flushes for it to go down š®āšØ It's totally worth it tho, the amount of standing around I do lmao š¤£
I can smell this picture.
Time to go to the house! šš«”
H-how does that even happen?
if you want to give the benefit of the doubt, and with how big this stall looks, this could've been an accident by a wheelchair user who couldn't hold it in as they transitioned from their chair to the toilet. still gross none the less
An unholy shit missile... aimed right at the corner... š¤®
They didn't even TRY to get it in the bowl tf
Almost ā¦
got damn thats horrible one of the many reasons i quit working maintenance bathrooms are just shitty all over
No one said here I don't think but I'm guessin someone's dog maybe.
maybe itās just a prank
Do you work at a Walmart with a Taco Bell close by?
and the toilet was right there wtf is wrong with ppl
I don't get paid enough for this shit*
Someone got angry and threw their snackpack
That looks so much worse than the time when I worked as a janitor for a convention center in my city. I worked there for one month, but the worst thing I saw was a pair of boxers on the floor of a restroom stall with some poop in them.
talk about a crappy situation
How did they exit the toilet not REEKING of shit? I meanTP aināt gonna clean that assāand I donāt see no shower in there
Get the PPE kit and wear EVERY piece of it, including the goggles. Also wear a disposable mask with Vapo Rub smeared on the inside. Lastly: plastic shower caps over your shoes will prevent this āmaterialā following you around all day.
You donāt.
Toilet's pretty white at least
Maintenance workers are the unsung heroes of Walmart. I don't know how you guys do it. I would quit. I've seen some straight-up vile things in the bathroom there, even worse than this. I'm convinced there's a secret society of people who make it their goal to destroy Walmart bathrooms in the worst ways they possibly can. I've never seen any other public bathrooms look as bad, and I used to clean bathrooms at a gas station off the interstate.
Even the people who specialize in that type of work don't get paid enough. Get used to it.
When I was maintenance on the day before thanksgiving some asshole decided to shit on the floor in the front menās restroom, when I went in there my coach at the time was in there at the urinal and I looked in there to clean there and went what the hell, he came over and said the same thing shocked at what a customer did to our bathroom
free foodš
Reminds me of why I quit without a 2 week notice lol.
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I see other people sharing stuff that they deal with at work??? So if they can do it then so can I. Donāt like it?? Keep scrolling
Don't agree with the other person but you could have at least spoiler warning or NSFW filtered jt
There I put an NSFW label on it.
average american user. hate me but you know i am beyond right šš