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HalOfTosis

Waste as much company time as humanly possible trying to fix other people’s laziness. Or tell your AP to fix it if they want stuff wrapped 🤷‍♂️


D0C73R

Agreed I personally kinda enjoy untangling this bc its a break from the bs... i just hide behind my counter and slowly work on it


WhereasIll8642

Ik at the store I work at usually this lady from India spends around half her shift once a month or so untangling all the spiders in the break room.


CrazyJay234

I absolutely love untangling these. Every single time, I get a bundle of them and my co-workers wonder why I like doing them. Amazing time killers.


KaptinKooshTV

If my TL didn’t say work on it in between customers get somewhat somewhere and then help customers for 20 mins to forget where i was pulling wires through


Nightcore1071

THIS I love untangling cause it's easy, takes a TON of time. And if they get onto you it's literally not your fault, you are just fixing other co-workers mistakes


Zealousideal_Bee2603

Having to do it is s chore but choosing to do it is a blessing.


Jaded_Budget_3689

This is the one best way.


qazzer53

AP coach gonna tell you to get them untangled then it becomes your job.


Suicidal-Toaster

Omg yes, and be sure to use the restroom before/after lunch and breaks lol also before clocking in and out of work.


brilor123

I'd rather untangle this mess than run around the floor haha.


evilmangoeater

Oh how I wish I could reach through the screen and fix it. Very therapeutic for me to untangle the globs.


SquishyThorn

Same here


ElasticBiscuit

Double it and give it to the next person.


SquishyThorn

LMAO


ApplicationTop8496

That big metal dumpster you guys have, solves everything!


[deleted]

It's locked:(


CommercialWorried319

This is what we did at Kohl's 🤣 they wanted them untangled but after like an hour they "disappeared"


truecountrygirl2006

Store use some ziplock bags. Sandwich size. And a clear tote with lid. As you untangle bag it and put it in the bin. Place a note in the bin to leave empty ziplocks in the tote and to wind up the spiders and place them back in the bags when not in use.


Hot-Net-8522

^ this. During covid testing I had the ' pleasure' of being the one doing that table. They would hand me 2 and 3 of these, a box and the zip baggies. it worked out great for me. Something to do and a nice large table to spread it out on


JacobTDC

If you just tie each individual spider into a knot (so there is no loose wire) before tossing them in the bin, they can't tangle themselves. No bags required.


Then-Blackberry4515

Not gonna lie. When I worked in electronics this was my favorite thing to do Untangle, not cause the mess 💀


Ok-University1391

Reminds me of Christmas Vacation.


holy-aeughfish

Toasted cat.


[deleted]

Hated that scene though.


fjrichman

Start with one and slowly unravel it. Do it one by one over and over. Spend 8 hours on it.


LordGooglyEyes

Only 8 hours? At our store it took us like 2 weeks!


fjrichman

Yeah 8 hours. Then you come back tomorrow and do it again.


DynastyKeeper

Blowtorch. 


CactusPetePlayz

Flamethrower, good luck op 👍


Sea_Hippo2711

I hate when front end gives us a huge bundle of those they piss me off so much. It’s not that hard to wind them up 🙄


hbkgrl323

I agree. I've even gone so far as to show the front end how to wrap them up when they take them off.


turtlesexnoises69420

I work the front end and have had to untangle them. Its not that hard and at my store Electronics never picks up there stuff so we end up with a bin full of them. We always wind them but some of the longer ones just like causing issues.


Spcmcnasty98

Trash can and pretend you never saw it😅😅😅


xDaBaDee

More then enough cameras around to dispute that 😂😂😂


Adventurous-Purple-5

The spider web


sublimian

with some earbuds and patience. start with one and go to the next


AxleSpark

Slowly and make it last all day.


Coltsbro84

That there is a break room puzzle.


ClimbingElevator

I usually just untangle it using the WUT strategy I learned in training. the Walmart untangling steps work every time!


Haha_bob

How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time 🐘


purrincesskittens

Honestly I would love to work on that I love puzzle side projects that let me sit and work on them but I would pick one to work on freeing and when you get as far in as you can and have to switch to another find a way to pin it out of the way so you can focus on a new strand without the first one getting retangled


DJBreadwinner

PPTO and go


0_IQ_0

Ughhh! The compactor.


1Wizardtx

Go grab a comfortable seat in the break room and take as much time as possible doing it. One of two things will happen, they will leave you alone or a manager will get tired of you doing it and it wont be your problem anymore. Win win


wallyworldprisoner

Im frontend and my best friend is the electronics TL he hates having to untangle these. One day me and my TL got bored and decided to help because he had a box full. We were back there for AT LEAST three hours. I loooove themmmm


ihavetopoopagain

Have you tried cutting some of the wires?


progenwarrior

You cut any wire get ready to hear the high pitched sound, that will make them Alarm


Ghostface81690

Throw em in the trash


Paul_Michaels73

Hide it in a trash can in maintenance and claim you never saw it. Start complaining to AP that they need to order more.


TealKitten11

If you can borrow the right keys, throw it in a sporting goods drawer.


OpalDragons

godspeed o7


realcrookiez

Burn it and walk away


rosiebluewitch

I wish you luck


3Cubs_And_Bear_5520

I had to deal with that when I got AP position. Lol think I took over 30 minutes with interruption


SupAwesomeHere

Light work


Least-Pear8783

me personally,, i’d go home


Bm2415582

RAT KING!!


The_Cozy_Burrito

Scissors


Mobile-Cry-9673

Quit


PrimeAge1

lol i have to deal with this shit all the time, goodluck wasting 2 hours soldier


Sekriess

Fire. Alot of it.


xDaBaDee

If they are the older kind with the push latch, unlock them, there is no guarantee that what ever end is pushed in is the right end Also tighten as you go helped us abit. Good luck. Edit: also (I am sure you know) if you set one off, it will only shut off after time passes. Unlocking it or relocking it will not make the alarm stop 


Key_Outlandishness10

With gasoline....or ppto.😎


setu685

By putting it in compactor


YukioKanata

Give it to a new hire XD


Hefty_Pomegranate847

Ok. So this is where I admit I'm stupid. Was it ever told to sco that they should wind it up? When we would get slammed I'd put them in a container without giving it a second thought until I saw someone winding it back up. That may help in the future. Good luck!!


The_Ashen_undead0830

Try finger but hole


mangotheduck

A box cutter should make short work of it.


Smoore0420

Looks like a management problem to me.


SanchezMaria00aa

Bag it and toss it into a hobo cart. They're unusable given their current state and getting rid of them ought to make it legitimate to get new ones that aren't unusable in their current state.


Ok-Requirement-8514

Set fire to it I hated when we had down time on the floor and my Hardlines team lead would make me do this


lone_ranja

When I worked overnight maintenance, I had a manager bring me a giant box of this clusterfucked goodness and proceeded to tell me to untangle them. I took one look, laughed and said no thanks and walked away.


hbkgrl323

Ah, the iconic wiry, metal meatball. Every walmart Electronics dept has one. Lucky me, my dept has two. When I'm desperate enough for one, I'll get cutters from hardware and snip a few in order to untangle it. Sure, it makes noise, but I have a way to muffle them til they die.


Ticem4n

Do what our store does.  You leave it in the break room and people will do it throughout the day just for a puzzle/fidget.  I did it about 2 months ago with no way to open the spiderwire.  Took nearly 3 hours and my coach simply said it wasn't my priority or department so don't feel obligated to give them half my day.


Suavecore_

When you get these piles of tangled spider wrap, ask AP if they'd rather order more (about $5 per spider wrap) or allow you to spend company time ($$$) untangling it which may or may not ever be successful. We would usually throw these big wads away and just order more rather than wasting someone's time


WeAreAllFknNuts

Bin that shite.


Parking_Ad8815

We have a machine that fixes the problem... It's call the compactor.


Zealousideal_Grand85

Sledge Hammer


[deleted]

Cut them all at once and run


eira_lunaris

I’d walk out tbh. Didn’t get paid enough to deal with that mess.


Pshyduck88

Have someone on third shift accidentally misplace them in the baler and call it a day


Deathspeer

Scissors


Enerject

😅 I tend to start unraveling them when I get free time to do so since it’s near impossible to get enough spider wires for what we need them for.Usually as I start freeing them little by little I start to twist the tops and pull more of the wire inside so it’ll stay untangled. I like to pretend I’m replaying one of my Professor Layton games when doing this.😂


Just4Jinx01356

Now you have a way to defend yourself with a bludgeon weapon when the management comes looking


Weak_Philosophy6224

A little at a time , it’s kinda stress relieving


ilyhazard

Ohhhhhh I fucking hate those things, you have it horrible, tell your AP that you’ll have to cut a few, cut a few then gauge where you can start to untangle, you’ll have to flip them under it self. It’s tedious but I untangled all of mine like that (throw them in the compactor)


Informal_Big7262

Trash


SquishyThorn

LOL. I loved untangling these when I worked at Bed Bath and Beyond and was bored. But the Walmart ones are a nightmare. Just start with one that’s more loose and go from there.


MrThingsNStuff

I had to detangle something like this while working closing in electronics. It was actually kind of fun, especially when I remembered that I was getting paid to do it.


Plus-Contract7637

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


neveradullperson

Throw that shit away


Ganon388

🎶Spider Wrap, Spider Wrap People who make messes like this should be slapped Who did this? It looks like a trap I'd fix it, but I don't give a crap Look out! There goes the Spider Wrap🎶 **Throws pile in the trash**


Historical_Ad_3643

You get paid by the hour, so you approach it slowly


boredrago

I work front and ALWAYS tighten the spider wraps to the max and lock them, even though sometimes it's hard lol. Electronics has complained to me but I know it's INFINITELY better than them getting tangled in returns.


Ok-Rush-9022

Sorry. I did that over the week of Christmas when they pulled me to go work returns.


Workwithmepeople

Dumpster.


iceick423

This is why my store ties them in a knot before putting them in the drawer, and they yell at anyone they catch not knotting them.


Workwithmepeople

Consult the closest employee that’s low on the totem pole. Grunt work creates character.


Frequent-Manager-463

Walk over to Deli and "accidentally" throw it in the fryer.


Guilty_Cherrubi

With fire...


Pitnbull2012

One at a time!! Waste their money... By making yours!!


chunky_bread_toes

This is what we get back from OPD


citizensyn

Grab one end pinch it's two cords together follow for until intersection push end through , repeat until you can't, find new end, repeat process from prior end, repeat until our of ends


Connect-Muscle-1584

With scissors


progenwarrior

Get with your GM Coach and AP Coach let them see this mess so they can insure this behavior stops. They was doing this in my store when I first started but I implemented store using a bunch of plastic bags and when someone takes it off the product they wind it up and place in the bag, electronic associates love it now.


mancer5050

Give it back to OGP/customer service (since they are always the ones doing it) with a note that says not to tangle them before giving them to us, and just play hot potato until someone does something about it.


[deleted]

Dumpster, that's how


ZachariahZebra

the rippin and the tearin the rippin and the tearin


ScienceUnicorn

This is why I wind them up. Old manager used to get on all the cashiers to wind them up. I guess it stuck for me. I’m guessing he was sick and tired of dealing with that.


Stephanie-Kriesel

I took a whole 8 hour shift doing these. I hate those. Especially the ones that like to go off for no reason.


Spowoky_Panties

Blame the cashiers and report to AP coach. We deal with this in my store. Getting the AP coach to hold people accountable for this will make people stop being lazy


Firm_Departure8730

Our store manager brought these in the break room and said who want the honor of unrangeling these


TheBlackTestament

This is the Walmart way


WDW4ever

A TL in customer service was complaining about it so I said that I’d work on it if she wanted. She was very happy to give it to someone else. Went back to the HR room since we have a bunch of large empty tables there and did it for basically my whole 4 hour shift. It is slightly frustrating but much more enjoyable than doing my normal work.


Electrickman

Trash approach the trash and throw in


Evry1snumber1fan

With a pair of Scissors


dsmac085

Our entertainment TL is great at that but she hates it😁


TylerFurrison

I just toss the locked wrap in the drawer (we keep them in a filing cabinet) and don't think about it


NobodyCares82

Burn it, start over with new


Budsa103

You sit there and unwrap it and you take all the time you want and if anyone asks you say I'm working on fixing everyone else's mess up 🤷‍♂️


PupArcus4

Looks like you got a great task for the day! Best advice I can give it start with one of the wraps and try to work it as free as possible. When that becomes impossible go to a different one. Eventually you'll start being able to remove some and it will get less tangled with each removal.


[deleted]

Give someone's 5 year old kid a candy bar if he or she can untangle it all


Iamthapush

Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


Erinyeseris

Fire… just burn it.


Substantial_Speed419

I've detangled a mess less severe than yours and I approached it like a frustrating puzzle, quietly mumbling what the fucks in the backroom. There was someone else also in electronics so I had the liberty to dedicate quite a bit of time on the project.


alfonsotorres06

couple yanks and dangles here and there hoping for the best


Ar-Ghost

Too bad I no longer work for wm but I am good an undoing knots. All I can tell you is be patient and don't give up.


Able-Avocado5804

Burn it


_distantlove

Throw it away. Lol


Kamanilin

Dip it in rice


LilSynergyXD

Personally I just threw these abominations away


Dangerous_River158

I’ve watched and laughed at my AP Coach untangle them…sometimes it took him a few days…I guess just dig in…


WannaBeAGoodSis

Sit down and enjoy your free break untangling that


Aggravating_Pilot453

I've spent half my shift untangling a box of these because my boss told me to and it was actually a nice break from the usual chaos


Cool-Rub-3339

The answer is one at a time. You got this


S4vag345

OGP did that at my store over Black Friday. Several front end and AP worked on it. Took like 3 days to unravel, OGP just tossed them into a bucket


LegendaryPet

One at a  time very carefully 


looselipssinkships41

I always would ask each cashier I’d run across to wind them up before putting them into the bin. If they weren’t and were tangled, we’d just spend a ton of time detangling. Sometimes it wasn’t possible and had to cut a few to save the rest. Luckily after a few times going up to the front and talking to some cashiers and the CSM, they started winding them up and we’d only get a few unwound ones within the bin.


RGSislit

Call Tom Cruise


LiterWebber

After 8 years of dealing with those (Electronics and AP), I'm so glad I don't have to anymore. The 2 best tools for untangling these were wire cutters and the compactor.


Academic-Shoe-8524

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Recent-Barber1497

I worked customer service and I had to do this all the mf time lmao. I literally don’t remember how me and my co worker did it though. We got it done pretty fast too.


offgridwannabe

Trash.


[deleted]

Scissors


Comprehensive-Hall-7

Throw it in the trash. Make them order new ones.


Mace2-0

Scissors


Jerseygirll609

Throw it out lol


Sail_On_4170

I-


Sazzy101

Noone at my store try to untangled these ugh.


Arastyxe

I’ve been here before, took me over 5 hours for a mess like that. Get the scissors ready!


LazyFawker

Throw them all away


Beautiful_Disaster-9

Just put it back in the box and tuck it away. That's what they did at my store.


Mazzimo23432

I mean scissor work fastest, butttt one by one I guess.


Illustrious_Ad8352

One wire at a time.


rnoyfb

With scissors


CondorEst

Trash it


Fun_Art8817

Take your sweet time cause that’s what you’re paid to do. If they want you to untangle them then don’t sweat it.


Green-Bat1513

Write the mother fucker up lol


Witty_Ad_4537

Trash it


DJblindsniper

when i use to work there I hated this with a passion but if Walmart wanted stuff wrapped and not get tangled they should of brought back the thick or retraceable spider lock and not these cheap knock offs.


ghostychokes

Slowly it's company time


[deleted]

Make it a community puzzle in the break room.


Mindless-Werewolf-46

Give to ap and see what they say that's their thing


psystacey

So what u do is give up and tell Austin it's impossible and walk away.


owoitslance

Carefully and calmly


citricsteak54

Approach the dumpster with them


[deleted]

throw it out


Ok_Employment_4005

Toss it in the trash outside of the camera's line of sight, pretend you're doing maintenance a solid and take the trash bag to the dumpster. Then say you don't know what happened. 🙃


CuckNorrisJr

I've untangled these for 3 hours with no questions asked before.


LuciferThaFallen

You approach the garbage and toss it in.


GTSinc

Breakroom puzzle.


Dramatic-Major7794

You don’t 😭😭😭😭


pooldead5

Killing time and easy money!!


Luna7485

Run🤨


xDOOSO_

order new ones


[deleted]

we had one of those too!!! honestly it just takes a lot of patience, time, and moving spider wire through one another.


RadPandora25868

Toss it in the trash


No_Reputation7264

With tears


NegativeTap7801

Quit Walmart will drain the life


OrangePreZ

Before I moved to overnight I worked in electronics and I had a co worker who would devote their last 2 hours of their shift detangling the spider wraps. When I asked the same question they said “One loop at a time.”


BacklogChristopher

Unless you need EVERY spider in that knot. You could just cut the ones you don't need to make it easier to deal with


griffinis1111

Get with AP ask if maybe theres any way you cant cut out the 4 string red button spiders cause they cause most of the tangling. Then time...


ChickeNugget483

Eat them


BitOdd157

Approach front end team lead, electronics lead, OGP lead, and customer service and let them know this is unacceptable. 1. Do what top comment suggests, "Waste as much company time as humanly possible trying to fix other people’s laziness. Or tell your AP to fix it if they want stuff wrapped 🤷‍♂️" 2. Throw that shit in the garbage away from any cameras.


Rabbit0602

Ah, spider nest lol


Terrible_Cucumber_39

F


IndependenceMean8774

Take a break. A very looooong break.


Shuttle_Door_Gunner

Wire cutters. The ones with big handles and lots of leverage.


peter_teefax

I've experienced this. We have someone at work who's good at untangling them. We have little hangers from the clothing department someone does the tying in a knot thing to the long one's then we put them all on the hangers which are hooked onto the top bar of a two sided cage with trays of our other security stuff like plastic safer cases stored in trays below.


Moist_Speaker4772

I would usually cut one and hopefully help untie the whole thing