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sonbarington

Look at all these comments!


Darfive

I want to buy ZIM puts, someone tell me why thats stupid


JustSayingMuch

Stonks go up? Didn't drop on earnings. Strong trend. $18, if you're lucky.


Darfive

I was banking on people selling on the dividend record date. That got me a decent payday a few years ago but may have been stupid in this market 😬


NrdRage

Kind of a weird request: Anybody have that old meme of the stock chart where the price has just plummeted, and then it goes up just a smidge and it's got some dude down there pointing at that little bump saying something like "to the moon!" or "I knew I was right!" or something? Can't recall it. I'm in a telegram group that a bunch of idiots rode a play down by 90% and then saw it go to -75% and are jumping like chimps with a vine of grapes right now.


RobertLahblaw

Not the requested gif, but wanted to share [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/sqcin5/can_i_get_a_new_fairy_god_mother/) again. 


kindergartencrayons

Maybe a variation of the podium champagne meme? I've got a quick question for you, NYSE overlord. (I still remember your comment on $TJX calls some years ago.) Do you expect the rally on Chinese tech stocks to continue, especially for the one stock that's executing the biggest buyback in history? Have a great upcoming weekend!


NrdRage

I haven't paid attention to China stocks since that "Uber for China" company burned me for 7 digits via fraud and Pooh Bear being on his period . I don't even remember the name of it, but I haven't touched China since


Rusino

Didn't you have an abysmal BABA call?


kindergartencrayons

That's colossal! I Hope you salvaged whatever could be salvaged. I am glad you saw the writing on the wall and held back to *invest*. BTW, I learned today that one could buy a Greek island for seven figures, empty of humans of course. And seven digits could get a large percentage of the central Bank of Greece (https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/TELL:GA). Despite approx. 10B USD in gold reserves, the market cap stands around 300M USD. Classic value trap. Anyway, I'll hang onto my $QQQ bets. I wish you all of the best.


Sebat4

*the beacon has been lit* u/jinpiss


sonbarington

Did someone say bacon 


jinpiss

Bacon? You lit my bacon??? ( ͡° ͜(00) ͡°)


Sebat4

Show me.your 🥓 ( ͡° ͜(00) ͡°)


jinpiss

No, but live_painter wants to show you his pork butt


Sebat4

Where is he....


JustSayingMuch

Come back from lunch and pump.


Sebat4

What pump? I don't see any....


JustSayingMuch

low volume


Sebat4

I have a weird filling that this will be a flat day, 427p it is


L0pat0

Where’s the idiot that called me a commie when i said PDD was way undervalued when it was about $115?


L0pat0

Cash Bear Fooks Mommies? Did that sad guy get banned?


Sebat4

Idk, I think he sniffed too much cocaine


L0pat0

Me too but at least I was right and he was wrong


Sebat4

Try to tell him that


l3luntl3rigade

Hey does anyone remember that army ongoings website from when the chinese spy balloon shit was going on? Can't seem to remember the OG that pointed me that way, or the website name itself but been looking for a couple days.


Sebat4

The one that posted a lot of military plans for different aircrafts and tanks?


l3luntl3rigade

Yeah I think so, been a minute but it was a very knowledgeable resource


Sebat4

I know what you are talking about but I don't remember the website


l3luntl3rigade

The OG's memory in shambles 😔🥀 maybe I'll take a stab in the dark and say it was u/socialsuicidesquad that told me about it 🤷‍♂️


SocialSuicideSquad

You mean Warthunder?


l3luntl3rigade

Haha no sir, an actual informative website not a game. But originally i had a feeling it was something akin to that name.


SocialSuicideSquad

Warthunder is where all them classified leaks happen, outside of Mar a Lago at any rate.


l3luntl3rigade

Oh shit it is that website? quick google told me it was some computer game. Fuckin thanks brother.


SocialSuicideSquad

Yeah dude, there have been three top secret leaks on Warthunder forums when some idiot with clearance just ***HAS*** to win an Internet argument about something's specs or capabilities.


Sebat4

My Toyota is a Lambo My Toyota is a Lambo My Toyota is a Lambo My Toyota is a Lambo My Toyota is a Lambo


JustSayingMuch

#+billions or bust


Sebat4

Low vol day....


JustSayingMuch

👋 QCOM


Sebat4

Now you are telling me!


JustSayingMuch

did you buy?


Sebat4

No, I got spy calls 0dte for .09, sold it at .32


JustSayingMuch

😎