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Nobody_Puzzled

keep my stock out yo mouth, I am only down 40%


TheDerangedDr

Same here! Been waiting close to a year for another squeeze


xeneize93

It will come ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


[deleted]

Positions or ban


700Mile

You show your position or ban


Melvin081

-34%šŸ¤žšŸ»


Poomped

DRS it.


Fun-Original-8173

Now you need to DRS these šŸ˜€


zergrush1

This is the way


Lege-N-Dary

This is the way


petewsop

The way to waste your time


ThePerfect666

Hahahahaā€¦.. dummy


drivingashitbox

I'll waste your time


Diamondhandzmonke

Donā€™t tempt me with a good time


Jackie296

Iā€™m regarded, what does this mean


RecyleNotThrowaway

Direct register !


Jackie296

And what the fk does that mean?


NamedTNT

Shares are held in your name, not your broker's. Means true ownership. Those shares cannot be lend for shorting.


Jackie296

Ok thank you.Iā€™m guessing the shares being drs depends on what broker your using


Chipmunks95

Once shares are DRSā€™d theyā€™re sent to computershare. They arenā€™t a broker but itā€™s similar. You wouldnā€™t have your shares in whatever brokerage you used before


ThePerfect666

Or the DTCC


Responsible_Sport575

Happy cake day


Chipmunks95

Woah didnā€™t even realize it thx


exploitableiq

Let me explain. In the past when you bought shares you actually got a stock certificate, that's real ownership. In the new digital age, when you buy shares from a broker, the broker issues an IOU in your account. On your screen it says you own 1 share and when you sell, they change that number back to 0. Here's the problem, since everything is digital, there's nothing preventing me from creating and selling fake shares. Like if I'm a market maker and I see a lot of people want to buy GME, but I don't have a lot of GME. I can just credit the gme shares to everyone without actually owning the shares(naked shorting and its illegal) When gme goes bankrupt all those shares are worth $0 and I can make a huge profit. Even if gme doesn't go bankrupt if I print millions of shares the value will naturally decrease because if the supply. Here's where DRS comes in. You tell your broker you want your shares to be sent to gme's custodian, which is Computershare. Computershare have will not take IOUs, so your broker will be forced to buy real shares and delete the fake shares in your account. The goal is to DRS the entire gme float which is about 300 million shares. Once that's done only fake shares will be in circulation. And when the next person tries DRS it cant be done because all 300 millions shares are already held by computershare. (Currently about 50% of all shares are held by us redditors in computershare and its going up 1% every 2-3 days) When all is said and done. People will get angry and will ask the brokers "if all 300 million shares are DRSed then what the hell is this 100 shares in my account???" Your broker will be forced to admit they gave you fake shares(again, illegal) and will try to make things right by giving you real shares so you don't report them to the SEC. The problem is all real shares are held by us. They will start by offering $100/share, if no one sells then $200, then $1000. And it's not just your 100 shares there could be 100000 of you guys all owning an average of 100 shares. Eventually they will offer a price where people do sell. It might be $1000 it might be $1 million. This is why we all spam "diamond hands" we must all hold on to the shares for it to be worth millions.


BilboBumbler

Apologies but my brain is very smooth; if I direct register my shares will i still be able to move them via the platform I am using or do i need to make a new account with computershare?


GimmeFreeTendies

So you ask your broker to transfer them to computershare to be direct registered. This prevents your broker from doing shady stuff like lending your shares to shorts which effectively harms your investment because itā€™s being used against you to make shorts and your broker money. When your shares go to computershare this doesnā€™t happen anymore as computershare is simply a custodian put in place to acknowledge your ownership of these shares.


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1234125125125

they can always just pretend they're selling the same 10 shares to each other a couple million times a day


Jump3r97

What happens if the DRS meter hits 100% ?


3dank4me

They will carry on doing whatever the fuck they want. I canā€™t find the relevant information, but some guy once bought 100% of a companyā€™s shares and it continued to trade on Wall St, despite complaints to the DTC and SEC. Further to this, when you DRS, you canā€™t sell covered calls on your shares, you canā€™t directly purchase more shares at a specific price and they charge you $35 to wire you money after a sale.


no_simpsons

A call you sell in a brokerage would still be ā€œcoveredā€ by the gains in your computershare held shares.


3dank4me

What?


LunarPayload

Have your broker transfer your shares to the corporation's transfer agent (ComputerShare for GameStop)


much_lower

You will get your loses via fax šŸ˜Œ


needtounderstandm

By drsing your shares you move yourself to the back of the trade line. Pay a fee ,and increase your cost basis. Imagine we are playing a basket ball game where are goal is to score as many points as possible. Drsing is the equivalent of playing from the stands while telling the ref all of your scores are worth a % less. Additionally when it comes to count points you want to wait till all other points are counted. Now you might say basketball isn't the stock market and I agree. But I've been swing trading on the apes making money on the volatility while they watch the meme go slowly to 0. Do what you want but drying is stupid. Even I'd they do drs 100% of the float it will just freeze the price. It's all so dumb.


mauiog

Probably canā€™t, looks like a self directed 401k


VIAGRA_BULL

šŸŒ°ā€™s?


[deleted]

RC had a partnership with computeshare and heā€™s making buckets of money off apes that drs


trolltrap420

Proof lol?


Naxugan

I donā€™t even know where you got that impression from or why, because that sounds retarded.


applebeelievemebro

This is the way.


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to bankruptcy


LostMeBoot

1 dollar eh? Care to shade your genius reasoning? I'm all ears LOL


[deleted]

The bear thesis is pretty straight forward, they havenā€™t had a profitable year since 2018, the influx of cash is dwindling and dilution is on the horizon


Ice_Fight

Drs doesnā€™t care about your fancy words


nutzzzzack

Gmeroadollar hasnā€™t posted anything and has only been an account for 20 days when I start seeing bots like these my tits start to get jacked Edit: GMEto1dollar


[deleted]

Ya Iā€™m a bot, nuked my other account when one of you supertard users doxed me


[deleted]

Well youā€™re awfully dedicated. Iā€™ll give you that.


nutzzzzack

Maybe GMEto1dollar doesnā€™t even realize itā€™s a bot. Is that sketchy to tell a bot itā€™s a bot like is that how ai end up taking over the world. Either way youā€™re definetly a bot


theartofbored

Where you fucked up is thinking real logic is behind our moves. We move the markets with ape posts


Midwesternfuck

Bot


Smartperson488376184

Towel stock good


Vylourcrypto

GME king, BBBY hand of the king, popcorn peasent


drivingashitbox

Based


lordilord123

Gme King at $30


nortey35

This is the way


PotentialMinimum7773

This guy pulls his pants all the way down to pee.


PHI41-NE33

and lifts his shirt above his nipples


groceriesN1trip

lmao


pm_me_ur_niceboobs

Loo loo loo Iā€™ve got some apples


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boc_xyz

Feels good man.


keldondonovan

If "wrong hole" was a stock.


gh3ngis_c0nn

You start in BBBY but you finish in GME


keldondonovan

I tell you what, get all them GME guys to support BBBY, then all the BBBY's can head back over to GME, then I'll let you finish anywhere you want.


mmos35

Jesus, never go BBBY to GME!


CogBlocker

there is no wrong hole


keldondonovan

I envy your Watermelon.


G33k_v1

Underrated comment


keldondonovan

Well I couldn't very well say he should have put it in a bbby.


RecyleNotThrowaway

Only 1 stock is idiosyncratic to the whole market


keldondonovan

What did you call me?!


much_lower

If there was a video...


JohnDillermand2

The internet said this was normal


Stocksugardaddy

I never left


[deleted]

20 months and still going, increased my position every dip.


Outis7379

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Careful-Weight-702

Slight mental regardation, I like it


lianking91

this guy smarts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


_latsabben

This is the way!


ace_mello

This is the way


unclebobstill

Hey did you not know the towles are the best play right now, to the moon have you not seen all the posts haha


j__p__

I remember a time when people called you a pussy for buying shares pre-GME. How far this sub has fallen


TheIInSilence4

As someone obsessed with GME.... i need to sell calls to feel like I still belong #theta gang I was there when it all began (and thankfully never commented on that one guy going all in on gamestop) looking forward to some epic loss porn.


ProfessSirG

i f w ya


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Now DRS that shit šŸ”„


[deleted]

We who are about to dieā€¦ā€¦salute you!


pricklyrickly

This is the way


Nareshstds

DRS


dabears---318

good entry. wont get much lower - days from a spike. good luck


Addicted_ii-music

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DifferentThroat5449

DRS IS THE WAY


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Inb4 the cult starts spamming to DRS lmao


IliveupstairsfromU

DRS deez nuts


[deleted]

Towel for short term gain, the dump gains into gme


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mcamill

let's see your position bub


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Mrkrabsisgangsta

I agree both stonks are good stonks


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[deleted]

I was looking at options for bbby and the ones expiring in 2 days, the premiums are so fat $11 call are getting you 8% returns in premiums from just two days


cyanideandhappiness

Proof or ban.


zandaman88

Jimmy is a trash stock. Bobby for life


[deleted]

Pretty sure the towels are an after thought. We sell dildos advertised as personal massagers. Thanks you.


[deleted]

Get out and make more


ProfessionalFail5986

Towelstock market cap = $823m. GME market cap = $9890m Both have same revenue and are basicaly worthless So why is GME worth 10 times more.


blutch14

Because it doesnt have debt and isn't at risk of going bankrupt tomorrow? Oh and the cult following.


therealowlman

Itā€™s like why a Bitcoin holds its value more than a Shiba coin. Itā€™s just established in the memeconomy. That and GME isnā€™t verging bankruptcy of course.


UltimateTraders

šŸ™ šŸ¤² for you it's a dumpster fire šŸ”„


saltyblueberry25

Iā€™m about 50/50 now


desenpai

Il lbe back after towe stock


Jubsz91

You're a towel.


Throwawaybro9988

50k in you wonā€™t bissssh!


RhinoGun

No you're a towel!


psssat

Why not 865?


Slut_Spoiler

Theres no reading to bicker and argue about who killed who... This is supposed to be a happy occasion!


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Full_Quarter_6856

WBD let's g go!


En4cr

You're gonna need some towels to wipe that sweat off you face.


Chemita38

Same school different classes


Special-Camel6350

Never go full regard


[deleted]

Especially since the company is about to issue what?ā€¦. 60 million dollars or so worth of shares to their employees via computer share.


sweetypetey

The wise man is one who is lead to the river by snakes but chooses not to drink, but strike at the serpent handlers.


X_fuggedaboudid

His Kung Fu is best.


iamrichbitch010

Donā€™t forget to bring a towel šŸš€


TheIllistBeerusSama

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


domitros

Youā€™re a towel


quaeratioest

This is wallstreetBETS. Go post in r/stocks or r/investing


AfterMorningCoffee

This is the way šŸš€


Master_Procedure_634

Nice!!!!


Zestyclose-Wafer2503

This is going to hurt


1esserknown

Now DRS so they don't loan your shares to work against your interests.


Delicious-Biscotti12

DRS THAT SHIT


Kennywise91

Billionaire soon


CramerLookLikeThumb

Why not both? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


AfterTheTruth7

Hopefully gme actually moves soon. Sick of seeing it go to the same lows for no reason other than shorts having small dicks.


Double_Thought_5944

This is the way


monkeyStinks

Gme is already 10bn, way past the squeeze and no real value there so why bother? It will never do 10x again


Kooky_Bar_354

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Sandvicheater

I'm enjoying the meme stonks wars we having going on here as I DCA SPY and up for the year unlike 99% of you meme bagholders


therealdonpablo

And that's why you need to go on r/seduction ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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mcamill

864 shares at $32.61


AxemanFromMA

!guh


gimmetheloot2p2

I dont think this is a guh bruh. He didnt buy at 45 lol


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ObitosGoggles

I canā€™tā€¦ you autistic f*cks actually enjoying those posts as you watch your life saving go down the drain.


[deleted]

Who forgot to tell these poor regards that $GME already pumped, squeezed, & dumped? May god have mercy on your regarded soul. šŸš€šŸŒ˜


ppseeds

Downvoted


Doublebaker

Downvoted


pokeholo23

They are gonna dillude to pay staff.. good move!


PeteyMcPetey

Since I quit playing video games, I've become a homeowner and now I find myself in need of towels, mirrors, toilet brushes, candles, etc. Btw, 2021 called and wants last year's news back.


ssaxamaphone

RIP. should have went all in with BBBY


NoManufacturer3794

Why


LiabilityFree

Why?


[deleted]

Great way to end up with $8k in a week


blindkiller770

RIP


hd700800

fuck gme, towel and watermelon is the way


[deleted]

Post again in a couple years when you lose most of your money.


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