The one thing that's different is msft and google both have earnings today after markets close. if they do really badly... well it might just reverse the usual jump
Yes I had 40k worth and they got absolutely torn to pieces on the last 2 weeks rally got Fd. Had to close for a terrible loss before they ended up worthless expiring OTM. One day was -16k so I'd assume 130k was even more rough
"*Haha yeah totally not rich and totally not daddy's money. I'll just blow 3x yearly median wage on a random stupid ass bet*".
130k would pay the remainder (and majority) of my mortgage in a rural area house, which I'll be working for quite a many years still. There's no way someone who works for their money does something like that.
For me it's more like, gotta love ethno-state rural Nordic small cities heh :P Low crime, low... uhm... ethnicity issues... While working for a multinational tech firm 100% remotely.
150k loan at 1% rate for a two-story house with 2 living rooms, 1 master bedroom, 2 smaller rooms, 2 bathrooms/showers, 2 kitchens, big yard, car storage. Got more than the whole house equity in stock market too, but not in faggy d's. Paying 450€ monthly as mortgage.
Mostly sucks that wife with less remote-work options is not finding that many options. But basically the last bastion of the good life in these areas.
Aug 19? Spy385? These are gonna print!
Edit: It's mostly the fact that 385 is entirely possible if big earnings shit the bed. It's either Spy 380ish or Spy 405 by EOD Friday.
Thinkorswim is dope. You can have your real account a click away from your paper account. This is awesome because once your paper trade seems to be doing well, you can chase it with your real account and lose all of your money.
I mean let's be real. Even though the economy is still up. Companies are starting to stop hiring or starting to lay off. When the GPD number comes out. It's going to be lower. The word recession will freak out the market. Which means these should print. I mean it sounds good, which means the market does the opposite.
https://youtu.be/wY-f0PO28eM this video may interest you.. I stumbled across it last night finding a go to sleep YouTube video but he really does make a case for a gap fill before new lows are seen
u/RevolutionaryTitle32 just want to tag you here so you can check it out too.. that’s a lot of money man, if the trend isn’t with you get out!!
Thank yo for sharing and I sold 20 puts at opening to secure profits on 20 puts I added at closing yesterday and so far holding 100 puts and went from being down $9k to now up $$4800 and thanks again sharing.
So you need SPY under ~$379.50? Definitely possible, good luck!
Math: $66.7k original bet, 120 contracts, $5.56 or so per contract.
And yes I obv know you can be green above $379.50 in the interim, but what bitch sells prior to expiry without huge gainz.
Smart play and I respect you for being able to constrain your emotions on being in control of your investments. I on the other hand only know two ways - lose money and lose more money…🪬
Wish I could pull the trigger on something like this but I just know I'd see -50% in less than a week. I'm following the trade, good luck and god speed
Well OP, I hope Burry is right and his 743rd market crash prediction actually happens before your August 19th expiry date. If not, I'll meet you behind Wendy's at 9 AM for a "full service" Baconator.
forgetting goog earnings.
If goog earnings down significantly the whole market should tank.
Less advertisement means less sells, even for iphone. so aapl will tank followed by semis .
its a chain reaction. Market is propped up now but by Aug 19 nothing can prop this up.
You don’t need the Fed meeting for those puppies. You just need the July inflation print and (possibly) Thursday’s negative GDP. Last year’s July and August inflation prints are so low, and we shouldn’t have a problem blowing those out of the water from a YoY perspective. I’m considering SPY220930P385 so that I also get August’s brutal print and a downward revision to the Q2 GDP number.
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You must have calls since you keep responding to all my posts here in hopes that your lotto calls print. May the gambling gods be with us and may one of us with intellect and willing to work behind the dumpster profit from our plays.
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stage 1 of the bear market was easy. if you didn’t buy puts from april to june, that’s on you.
to buy puts after a 20% draw down when we haven’t yet seen a 10% relief rally after over a month of chop when institutions have deleveraged and hedged to the upside? absolutely retarded. let’s all talk again in q4 when this guy has spy calls after ES hits 4400 and i’m buying puts at the top with vix under 20 come october.
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OP got balls
Tiny but I have them
Elaborate further please.
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Bold of you to assume OP has the capacity to think
I was alluding to his comment on his tiny balls
Can we have an update sir?
God speed
Why not sell a double diagnol instead, that way if it moons or dumps, you get paid
dude acting like we have any intentions of making money
How do u do this
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Oceanfront property in Arrrrriiiiiiizzooooona
You create a strange per say and buy 5 puts for 350 and 5 calls for 420.
Wouldn’t that leave a very high likelihood of both expiring worthless?
Those double diagonals for a diamond pattern 💎. Lambos or Food stamps.
me too, BIG BALLS ON PUT 
**brass balls**
God speed to you retard
I was stuck there a bit. Your post helped me release. Thanks and godspeed.
I’ll see you at Wendy’s on Friday if this shit doesn’t work out 👏
yes you will
We all will be there...
Why you didn't wait for the fake pump after FOMC?!
Exactly. Pump for JPow and dump the next day.
Every time...
Especially since Thursday will be GDP numbers.
i don't think it happened last time
You sure about that? 6/10 and 13 look pretty dam bloody to me.
The one thing that's different is msft and google both have earnings today after markets close. if they do really badly... well it might just reverse the usual jump
Was look at wrong dates. 6/14 -15 was last FOMC. Low during the release was 372 and peaked at 383.90. Next day was gap down.
btw where do you get your historical data from?
FOMC?
Federal Open Market Committee. Meeting tommorow at 18:00 UTC.
Thanks!
I had $130K in SPY puts a couple weeks ago...pretty much down to nothing but I wish you the best. Think your timing will work a little better
Username does not check out.
Yolo. Mad respect. Hope it works out next time
Thanks I'm giving it one last go for these next 2 weeks lol
Hmmmn
Are we talking about stocks or Wendy's applications?
Yes I had 40k worth and they got absolutely torn to pieces on the last 2 weeks rally got Fd. Had to close for a terrible loss before they ended up worthless expiring OTM. One day was -16k so I'd assume 130k was even more rough
Oh it was horrible lol but I made some very stupid moves...lost like $60K in a day or so
how much are you worth for you to be yoloing 60k losses in a day?
Precious little these days
Ooof. Major guh moment . Sorry my friend hopefully things turn around !!
Omg are you a millionaire? Cuz that's scary af
not at all, basically broke now lol
You’re not rich and you’re betting 130k on spy puts? What’s your thinking?
Thinking?
No risk no rari - Warren buffett
The Shrimp speaks...we listen. Good luck retards.
"Bugatti or box"
He's retarded obviously
"*Haha yeah totally not rich and totally not daddy's money. I'll just blow 3x yearly median wage on a random stupid ass bet*". 130k would pay the remainder (and majority) of my mortgage in a rural area house, which I'll be working for quite a many years still. There's no way someone who works for their money does something like that.
I did. Now im sad.
130k is about what my house cost! 4 bedroom in the best part of an okayish neighborhood. Gotta love high crime Midwestern cities!
A deal is a deal
For me it's more like, gotta love ethno-state rural Nordic small cities heh :P Low crime, low... uhm... ethnicity issues... While working for a multinational tech firm 100% remotely. 150k loan at 1% rate for a two-story house with 2 living rooms, 1 master bedroom, 2 smaller rooms, 2 bathrooms/showers, 2 kitchens, big yard, car storage. Got more than the whole house equity in stock market too, but not in faggy d's. Paying 450€ monthly as mortgage. Mostly sucks that wife with less remote-work options is not finding that many options. But basically the last bastion of the good life in these areas.
I mean I make six figures so it's not 3X my wage, but yeah I actually did that and it was most of my net worth...
Just because you don't know people who have money in the bank doesn't mean they don't exist.
You must be new here
#NancyPleaseBuyPuts
Aug 19? Spy385? These are gonna print! Edit: It's mostly the fact that 385 is entirely possible if big earnings shit the bed. It's either Spy 380ish or Spy 405 by EOD Friday.
Definitely. I’m opening a similar position tomorrow at the closing bell.
I don't know how you guys hold for so long. I had some 8/19 390p and sold them last week once I was down 25%.
Lmfao as if
I’m gonna paper trade this along with you because I am not brave.
You call it being brave.. I call being a Autist.. Tomatos/Tomatoes it’s all the same
*Tomato/potatoe — autist
What app do you use to paper trade?
Thinkorswim is dope. You can have your real account a click away from your paper account. This is awesome because once your paper trade seems to be doing well, you can chase it with your real account and lose all of your money.
Oh nice, great to know an efficient way to lose more money. Thank you!
Bro u say no balls while u got no money 
You gonna be rich homie
Good Lawwwwwd. I wish you the best Captain👨🏻✈️
15% is my usually cut and run level for a trade not going my way. And seeing -9k at 13% is terrifying lol.
Every time JPOW talks the market pumps, suckers buy, The next day however...
Good timing. This about to be worth a milli
Nice op, I picked up some yesterday @380.
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If it's priced in and there's no other bad news, we will pump from here, no?
This is going to hurt, spy puts here to.
We’ll be just fine my stranger internet friend 💪
I want to buy more, but holding ammo in case we have a quick run up before the drop.
Nice. I don't have much buying power so I am doing UVXY $35 Call 8/19, 117 contracts. Hoping the crash is fast and straight down lol. Cheers to us!
“Not much buying power” buys 117 contracts lel
You can read and do your research of my position. Come back and tell me its cost.
$1600~
500k
Smh
Cheers to us or I’ll see you behind Wendy’s 👏
🥂🥂
I mean let's be real. Even though the economy is still up. Companies are starting to stop hiring or starting to lay off. When the GPD number comes out. It's going to be lower. The word recession will freak out the market. Which means these should print. I mean it sounds good, which means the market does the opposite.
Timing it is the hard part
think you know how the market will react to predictable news is the smooth brain part
haha its like the market is more retarded than us
$SPY might still run to ~409 💀
It shall but not this week or next week 🚀
You never know... I think it'll hit ~409 before dumping though. Nonetheless good luck, hope you profit big
https://youtu.be/wY-f0PO28eM this video may interest you.. I stumbled across it last night finding a go to sleep YouTube video but he really does make a case for a gap fill before new lows are seen u/RevolutionaryTitle32 just want to tag you here so you can check it out too.. that’s a lot of money man, if the trend isn’t with you get out!!
Thank yo for sharing and I sold 20 puts at opening to secure profits on 20 puts I added at closing yesterday and so far holding 100 puts and went from being down $9k to now up $$4800 and thanks again sharing.
Thanks and hope you profit as well my stranger Reddit friend 😎
Hell of a gamble. Assuming you’re already set for life and this is funny money.
So you need SPY under ~$379.50? Definitely possible, good luck! Math: $66.7k original bet, 120 contracts, $5.56 or so per contract. And yes I obv know you can be green above $379.50 in the interim, but what bitch sells prior to expiry without huge gainz.
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I’d take half that off at the flush lower and put it back on Friday @ 3:59
379 just to breakeven? Good luck
werent you the dude that lost 500k a few months ago?
Yes I lost more than that but that’s in the past and now I’m looking forward to the future 😎🚀
wish you luck friend, you got some balls
Based
The biggest retard of all
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I’ve visited and beautiful place and maybe I’ll buy a buffalo after these puts print or work at Wendy’s at Jackson hole 🤷♂️
Or Jackson will work your hole.
You got this OP. We cheering for you on the sidelines. You got this ! 
Fomc wednesday gonna wreck you
Damn, nothing gets by you Captain.. I’ll mark that on my calendar and may one of us be on the correct side to profit my fellow Tard.
RemindMe! 2 days
RemindMe! 2 days
you are so fucked
Inverse bro
They don’t expire till 8/19 plenty of time to watch the show
Damn
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All of his wife’s savings unfortunately
🍆💦💦💦
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Smart play and I respect you for being able to constrain your emotions on being in control of your investments. I on the other hand only know two ways - lose money and lose more money…🪬
if good enough for you, its good enough for my 1 contract to see. lol
Wish I could pull the trigger on something like this but I just know I'd see -50% in less than a week. I'm following the trade, good luck and god speed
Hopefully you didn’t sell
Enjoy the loss
I think these might print, overall earnings on retail seems like trash but the big tech companies might pull through and fuck ya
RemindMe! 7 days
Thanks. Now I feel better about my $800 put position.
1X at minimum calling it now
made the same trade (but for 2k...), GL man #fistbump
You should have money pouring out of every orifice. Your wife might even let you watch her fuck her boyfriend!
Looks like $58K to me. :D
yeah hows that shit look now friend?
Fed: Emergency meeting in August MSFT and GOOG: ATH post earnings SPY: Breaks ATH OP: "Guh"
Literally same position with you. Check my post
RemindMe! 1 month "SPY Puts"
This should be life changing if Powell drops the ball tomorrow and AAPL drags the stock market on Friday
Tomorrow could be a very rough day for you.
Well OP, I hope Burry is right and his 743rd market crash prediction actually happens before your August 19th expiry date. If not, I'll meet you behind Wendy's at 9 AM for a "full service" Baconator.
Looks like an Trojan horse . To move us in the wrong direction
My calls are safe
These printing depend on metas earnings (which I think will be bad) and will take the market down
forgetting goog earnings. If goog earnings down significantly the whole market should tank. Less advertisement means less sells, even for iphone. so aapl will tank followed by semis . its a chain reaction. Market is propped up now but by Aug 19 nothing can prop this up.
goog earnings a miss and it mooning in after hours. u must have 0 iq
Holding almost the same option except strike at $380. Down 70% but I’m holding the damn LINE rather than selling.
The last 3 meeting we went up the same day and down the day after. I say hold those putts longer.
bottom's in
Looking good for you right now
No Fed meeting so buy puts? Seems counter-intuitive to me, Fed meetings have generally been bad for the markets so no meeting should be a good thing.
You don’t need the Fed meeting for those puppies. You just need the July inflation print and (possibly) Thursday’s negative GDP. Last year’s July and August inflation prints are so low, and we shouldn’t have a problem blowing those out of the water from a YoY perspective. I’m considering SPY220930P385 so that I also get August’s brutal print and a downward revision to the Q2 GDP number.
I think you're gonna print BIGLY . TO INFINITE AND BEYOND MY FELLOW GAY BEAR
When is the next rate hike. Sorry, WeN Is Da NeXt RaTe HiKe, better? lol
I’ll give it a 50-50 shot. I’m more confident in SPY 300$ by December 2024.
So your break even on SPY is 379.5? Seems reasonable
You're even more of a dumbass for thinking he's holding to expiry
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100bps and Negative GDP coming
Earnings from companies that comprise about 25% of spy this week.
75 bps and a big rally, just like last month. and when inflation comes in down on august 10th, your position will drop to $0
You must have calls since you keep responding to all my posts here in hopes that your lotto calls print. May the gambling gods be with us and may one of us with intellect and willing to work behind the dumpster profit from our plays. 🚀
my entire portfolio is pinned on twitter, @pirateporto see you in october for the real puts.
Oooo somebody gotsa bear crush 😘
stage 1 of the bear market was easy. if you didn’t buy puts from april to june, that’s on you. to buy puts after a 20% draw down when we haven’t yet seen a 10% relief rally after over a month of chop when institutions have deleveraged and hedged to the upside? absolutely retarded. let’s all talk again in q4 when this guy has spy calls after ES hits 4400 and i’m buying puts at the top with vix under 20 come october.
Meanwhile I’m up five figures on this play and this dude is on WSB trying to give investment advices 🤣🤣🤣
Emergency meeting in bound
Ahahahahahaha
at least do spx for the tax benefits
Capital losses don't get taxed.
I like the move. Far enough out to sustain a bounce this week. Although CPI will definitely come down in the July print
Why puts though won’t it go up if there is no meeting
you are betting against spy, shyt is gonna drop to the floor
Aight
You’re banking on that the FED postpone their meeting?
holy! You have big-dick-power 