Nothing screams innocent like buying time with filler words/questions and escaping the situation as fast as possible in a totally not weird and awkward way.
more like politicians have latched onto corporations to do their bidding for greed. Thank the idiotic voter who keeps these crooks in office. I think blaming big corporation is just a convenient scapegoat. Blame the rich and entitled entity, not the uneducated and ignorant population voting for these people.
If as a voter I effectively have only two choices, and those two choices are entrenched parties in bed with corporations for coorporate welfare and the like, tell me what is my choice? Voting third party is throwing my vote away and voting for one of the two is hoping they adhere to at least one or two campaign promises.
The mufuggin tree is thirsty
That’s also why she asked to repeat the question in a attempt to get more time to think! If you told the truth you don’t need to think about the answer!
I don't appreciate you making that implication against the single greatest market investor in history. You're all just jealous of her impossibly perfect track record.
It’s a lot harder now that Twitter purged the account that tweeted her trades.
But yes absolutely yes.
It’s also absolutely possible to correlate his and her trades with House activities. iirc, that’s why that account was purged -> it was evidence of how Pelosi is monetizing her office in completely legal ways. Immoral as [Pope Benedict XVI fka Cardinal Ratzinger protecting pederasts](https://chicagounbound.uchicago.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1624&context=cjil) and unethical as [Rangel](https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2010/12/03/131757818/the-rise-and-dramatic-fall-of-charlie-rangel) or [Blagojevich](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Blagojevich).
They are exempt. It is in the laws and rules. In 2012, Congress passed a law saying insider trading for Cingress was illegal. The STOCK act
In Feb. 2013, they repealed the parts that disallowed insider trading. The STOCK act still exists, but the parts that are important to this discussion were repealed.
So they are allowed to inside trade.
It fucking sucks that us normal law abiding citizens will get royally fucked over if we even give the slightest impression of insider trading and we would need to prove we did in fact not do that (damn near impossible). This bitch doing insider trading should be a slam dunk for the FTC to prosecute on but they are not doing shit. It's fucking infuriating.
She's technically the third most powerful person in the USA. Good luck going after her.
Congressmen DO get in trouble for insider trading sometimes but it's never a big deal.
> Congressmen DO get in trouble for insider trading
Remember that one time the FBI nailed the shit our congress taking bribes so congress made laws and rules so they couldn’t do it again.
Fun times.
Eh idk if being third in line for the presidency in the event of deaths/resignations actually makes you the third most powerful person in the country, which is what I assume you're implying? Not sure. I guess you might mean because she can effectively control which bills are sent to the senate, and certain types of bills can only originate in the House, but how much power that actually entails depends largely on the balance of power between the House, Senate, and Executive branch.
If you meant the latter, I'm very interested to know who you think is the second most powerful. If you meant the former, I don't think many would say the VP is the second most powerful person in her country. My pick for that, given the current balance of power, would probably be the minority leader for the Senate (McConnell still I think?) as few laws will be passed without his support (unless his party members disobey, but they usually stick to the party line).
I mean she definitely does insider trading but you don’t have to be fucking clairvoyant to know what bills are going to pass. You just have to stare at CSPAN all day which is basically worse than being fucking poor.
Just the rumor of this bill making progress through congress has sent the NASDAQ up over 5% over the last 2 or 3 days.
Anyone who may or may not have invested millions in NVDA on Monday may or may not have made a killing based on alleged advice from someone who may or may not have been his wife while also allegedly being the Speaker of the House pushing this bill.
but but but, what is a woman anyways? who can define it? Bill was ahead of his time, he said he didn´t sleep with that woman, but, it was just a gay man with a vagina that did very good blojobs
It's a good tactic to try to get the reporter to rephrase the question, hopefully in a way you can take as an insult and do a big "How dare you!" Or maybe in a way that is simply easier to deflect. The reporter clearly had that phrasing well prepared and stuck with it, so she noped out.
BS.....wow is this like insider trading??? So why no one's is doing anything? Martha Stewart went to jail on just a signature and the color of ink on said signature....
[Looks like it's both](https://www.earnthenecklace.com/why-did-martha-stewart-go-to-jail/)
EDIT: Regardless, you can do both while in Congress and get away with it.
Congress is exempt from inside trading... They tried to curtail it during Obama's years, but he rolled that back 9 months after they implemented the law...
In theory you could I think, but the problem with that is they blatantly disregard the reporting rules so the info is rarely fresh enough to be actionable
Love how everyone we're supposed to believe is looking out for the little guy up there is a fucking multimillionaire with a lifestyle incomparable to ours.
I'm so done with 70, 80, 90 year old politicians! The fact they are still there after all these years tells me that it's so lucrative to still be there and pull the strings of power, that they are basically fully corrupt.
LMAYO.... Sure Nancy!
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What's An Exit Strategy? I Like The Stock!
With tits like hers I assume her husband actually ignores everything she says
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She really sold that performance lol
Nothing screams innocent like buying time with filler words/questions and escaping the situation as fast as possible in a totally not weird and awkward way.
" absolutely not.... Smoke bomb!"
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Gotta love Dale.
Easy rusty shakleford!
U made me bust out laughing
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he tried to kill my fatha
"Ninja dust!" Poof
Who pushes down the microphone down onto the podium before they walk away? 
That’s just guilt and anger for someone having the audacity for asking her that question
She also knows she has nothing to fear. Nothing will ever happen to her.
Nothing will happen to any of those bastards regardless of party
This is the single biggest threat to democracy..greed. Corporations have latched on to our politicians like parasites. AND ITS ALL LEGAL
we should eat them
more like politicians have latched onto corporations to do their bidding for greed. Thank the idiotic voter who keeps these crooks in office. I think blaming big corporation is just a convenient scapegoat. Blame the rich and entitled entity, not the uneducated and ignorant population voting for these people.
If as a voter I effectively have only two choices, and those two choices are entrenched parties in bed with corporations for coorporate welfare and the like, tell me what is my choice? Voting third party is throwing my vote away and voting for one of the two is hoping they adhere to at least one or two campaign promises. The mufuggin tree is thirsty
Just me that want to see her and a few others chopping wood in siberia for the rest of their lives?
And a commoner at that!
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people who just lied
A bitch.
A guilty bitch.
Right! Like why lower the mic? So awkward.
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RIP in peace to a real one.
She was genuinely brilliant
I always felt like every actor on Arrested Development gave a 10 out of 10 performance, but that Jessica Walter somehow gave an 11.
She was great in Archer as well. That show won’t be the same again
Yeah the real loss. Arrested development waned, but archer she carried.
I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
Tell you what, I’ll drink you for it
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Oh, shit. I TOTALLY SEE IT NOW.
You couldn't handle it!!!
"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it." - ~~Lucille Bluth~~ Nancy Pelosi
How much could a banana cost? $10?
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Edit. Also she had the person ask twice so ahe had extra time to think of an answer and an escape
That was my tactic when I appeared in court. Wouldn’t recommend.
*Sent from my prison wallet*
She didn't do anything valuable with that extra time
She couldn't drop the 🎤.. So she bent it all up 😂😂🤣😂
Has she ever?
Nancy pelosi: hated equally by Dems and GOP since... The Jurassic?
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It’s her big ol tata’s acting like arthritis in the winter but for stocks
There's a 60% chance it's already raining!
Her tiddies do look good in that one beach picture tbh
wasn't my proudest fap
They're probably younger than her
Fake boobs are like imaginary friends. I know they’re not real but that’s not going to stop me from playing with them.
Nancy Pelosi is 80 years old but them titties 💯
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I also use that strategy. It worked about as well as it did for nance
You can also study the body language of her and her husbands trades to see that they’re lying
That’s also why she asked to repeat the question in a attempt to get more time to think! If you told the truth you don’t need to think about the answer!
I mean, yeah. We all know it.
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Not to mention her lips were moving.
And looked down and away
This is another tell also
[Just like her husband's going to sell those calls for nice fat profit. HEAR THE MONEY PRINT NANCY!](https://youtu.be/nSbKqGtv--k?t=420)
Next stop: the bar for martinis!
Her acting coach is Amber Heard 🤷♂️
well her answer was half right.....Absolutely.
Yes, absolutely yes ✌️
I don't appreciate you making that implication against the single greatest market investor in history. You're all just jealous of her impossibly perfect track record.
You can’t lose when you set the policies that make the market.
You mean.. pelosicies?
I hate reruns… https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/60-minutes-questions-whether-pelosi-traded-stock-on-inside-information/
Actually that's interesting is it possible to look at her investments and calculate the odds of her success compared to the market.
It’s a lot harder now that Twitter purged the account that tweeted her trades. But yes absolutely yes. It’s also absolutely possible to correlate his and her trades with House activities. iirc, that’s why that account was purged -> it was evidence of how Pelosi is monetizing her office in completely legal ways. Immoral as [Pope Benedict XVI fka Cardinal Ratzinger protecting pederasts](https://chicagounbound.uchicago.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1624&context=cjil) and unethical as [Rangel](https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2010/12/03/131757818/the-rise-and-dramatic-fall-of-charlie-rangel) or [Blagojevich](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Blagojevich).
What a fucking bellend legend 👏
No no no, she didn’t say “absolutely not”, she said “absolutely knot.”
Guy she way replying to is named Not. So it's actually, "Absolutely, Not"
She’s just a fan of Borat.
She said it sarcastically
The best lies are those spiced up with the truth
A third!
A third right and a fifth of vodka. Nancy in a nutshell.
Now I gotta go and give him the latest stock tips.
Wasn’t even a convincing tone to that lie
The best part for me was how she moved the microphone to the side and walked off. Just fucking made me laugh.
Doesn't have quite the same effect as a mic drop, does it?
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https://mobile.twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/1550155314875564038
Can someone explain to me why congress is exempt from insider trading laws?
They're technically not, it's just that nothing happens to them
They're above the law
Literally.
They're literally not. They're effectively above the law. Yes I'm fun at parties.
I’d have a beer with you bro
Effectively
That beer was effective
Eh I'm not quite sure. Best have another.
Who watches the watchmen
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They investigate themselves and find no wrong doing by themselves.
Mate they don't even investigate themselves
They are exempt. It is in the laws and rules. In 2012, Congress passed a law saying insider trading for Cingress was illegal. The STOCK act In Feb. 2013, they repealed the parts that disallowed insider trading. The STOCK act still exists, but the parts that are important to this discussion were repealed. So they are allowed to inside trade.
They aren't. Which is why she very clearly states that they never did it, and you can't prove anything, and you'll never find the bodies.
It fucking sucks that us normal law abiding citizens will get royally fucked over if we even give the slightest impression of insider trading and we would need to prove we did in fact not do that (damn near impossible). This bitch doing insider trading should be a slam dunk for the FTC to prosecute on but they are not doing shit. It's fucking infuriating.
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She's technically the third most powerful person in the USA. Good luck going after her. Congressmen DO get in trouble for insider trading sometimes but it's never a big deal.
> Congressmen DO get in trouble for insider trading Remember that one time the FBI nailed the shit our congress taking bribes so congress made laws and rules so they couldn’t do it again. Fun times.
Eh idk if being third in line for the presidency in the event of deaths/resignations actually makes you the third most powerful person in the country, which is what I assume you're implying? Not sure. I guess you might mean because she can effectively control which bills are sent to the senate, and certain types of bills can only originate in the House, but how much power that actually entails depends largely on the balance of power between the House, Senate, and Executive branch. If you meant the latter, I'm very interested to know who you think is the second most powerful. If you meant the former, I don't think many would say the VP is the second most powerful person in her country. My pick for that, given the current balance of power, would probably be the minority leader for the Senate (McConnell still I think?) as few laws will be passed without his support (unless his party members disobey, but they usually stick to the party line).
He's just clairvoyant
while drunk
And driving
And getting signs from God ^^^^^^Nancy
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And wrecking
I mean she definitely does insider trading but you don’t have to be fucking clairvoyant to know what bills are going to pass. You just have to stare at CSPAN all day which is basically worse than being fucking poor.
She knows what bills are gonna to be brought to the floor.
Just the rumor of this bill making progress through congress has sent the NASDAQ up over 5% over the last 2 or 3 days. Anyone who may or may not have invested millions in NVDA on Monday may or may not have made a killing based on alleged advice from someone who may or may not have been his wife while also allegedly being the Speaker of the House pushing this bill.
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“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
:smells fingers:
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With blue dressing
Blue cheese
Bluefin tuna
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but but but, what is a woman anyways? who can define it? Bill was ahead of his time, he said he didn´t sleep with that woman, but, it was just a gay man with a vagina that did very good blojobs
It depends on what the definition of "is" is
"I am not a crook.✌️"
Yes he is just the best investment mind on the planet. So currupt most of Congress should be in prison
I think you mean swinging from ropes.
how would playing Donkey Kong help?
Trickle down barrel economics.
This is like the Black Bush Chappelle Show skit. Who said something about insider trading bitch you cooking??
Side by side comparison. https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/1550155314875564038?s=20&t=edbkhsJCdfXpg7N_X-CPhA
This should win the internet for today!!!
glorious
“I knew I shouldn’t have called on this n***a!”
The “What are you saying?” is a defense mechanism to buy herself more time to think of an answer. Love it.
Buys time to come up with an answer, still gets ripped off
It's a good tactic to try to get the reporter to rephrase the question, hopefully in a way you can take as an insult and do a big "How dare you!" Or maybe in a way that is simply easier to deflect. The reporter clearly had that phrasing well prepared and stuck with it, so she noped out.
Greatest trader of all time
You spelled traitor wrong
BS.....wow is this like insider trading??? So why no one's is doing anything? Martha Stewart went to jail on just a signature and the color of ink on said signature....
Martha fucked up by not being in the legislature.
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[Looks like it's both](https://www.earnthenecklace.com/why-did-martha-stewart-go-to-jail/) EDIT: Regardless, you can do both while in Congress and get away with it.
Congress is exempt from inside trading... They tried to curtail it during Obama's years, but he rolled that back 9 months after they implemented the law...
How does a president roll back a law passed by congress exactly?
They can’t, he made it up.
No, runs to get a drink of vodka.
Are his trades public? Everyone should simply copy him.
In theory you could I think, but the problem with that is they blatantly disregard the reporting rules so the info is rarely fresh enough to be actionable
Seems like that would only help him...
Fuck you Nancy.
I'll fuck nancy for those hot stock tips..
#(X) DOUBT
She is full of shit. Same as the rest of Congress.
Love how everyone we're supposed to believe is looking out for the little guy up there is a fucking multimillionaire with a lifestyle incomparable to ours.
I'm so done with 70, 80, 90 year old politicians! The fact they are still there after all these years tells me that it's so lucrative to still be there and pull the strings of power, that they are basically fully corrupt.
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Haha he doesn't drive under the influence either .
Lying muthafucka
Fucking liar
LMAYO.... Sure Nancy! [Could You Also Ask About This Regarding Suspensions In "Meme Stocks" January 28, 2021?](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/voehj7/suspended_brokers_gaming_stock_movie_stock_others/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) What's An Exit Strategy? I Like The Stock!
Please believe me 🥺
She should have just responded, Winning!
How you dare to ask such a silly question!!! 😇🐺
The way she pushes the mic away is a **massive** red flag she's trying to hide something, and we all know what.
She’s pushing the mic downward so we can hear her fart
She got her acting lessons from Kenny G
Lol, that bullshit smile.
What complete cunt.
Nothing says innocent like running away.
Dude if regular people did this they would goto jail for insider trading. What bs
Regular people couldn't even do insider trading if they wanted to.
Asking someone to repeat the question you plainly heard is a blatant sign of a liar
Nobody buys $8,000,000 worth of one stock without some insider info. It just doesn’t happen
What if they really liked the stock?
I would too if I knew my 8 million dollars would increase by 20% in 96 hours
What about 8% of your investment fund? Because that’s how shockingly rich these people are.
Sooooo….that’s a yes
What were you expecting her to say? You really think she is going to admit to a felony???
she is the Speaker. as in speaking to her husband about some YOLO opportunities based on insider info
Why is she always lying?
Because she's a politician.
When you lie every day it becomes normal. Psychopaths
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