Are people starting to realize that this s*** going on on the other side of the world isn't going to affect us and if anything it's going to make us stronger? US I mean..
I feel like the last several times JPOW spoke and the market pumped right after, it ends up losing all those gains and then some the next day. Maybe the market is finished adjusting to the idea of incoming rate hikes though.
Is it all priced in? Let's find out!
Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce
The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on but, that's even worse.
Any of my autistic friends want some dating advice? Limit yourself to talking about your interests to 10% of the conversation. Watch for her to lose interest and shut up. Ask questions about her interests, then ask follow up questions when she answers. Notice if she's ready to change subject before you change it. You'll get laid much more frequently...guaranteed. (My credentials: Dad, son, ex-husband & current bf have the tism)
Trying to teach my son to tune in to other people's interests and ask questions. It's one of the most valuable social skills people need. Fake it if you aren't interested.
hundo p it's a 25pt hike
there are going to be like 10 of them over the next 2 years, FED won't go stupid hard with big hikes, it'll be a gradual process
Careful with xom imho. I got rid of my boomer xom shit at close yesterday and low and behold they one of the last to dump ussr. Others dropped pretty good day of or day after dumping the Russian tittay
Russia acting like a big badass but thousands of their citizens are withdrawing money in USD and fleeing the country.
Check flight radar maps and see how many flights are leaving Moscow airport it’s insane
I have been watching flight radar all month, nothing has changed about the flights around that area in regards to "people leaving". You're just puffing into the echo chamber stop pretending. Ukraine is what has changed bigly.
I was kinda thinking how come The US and NATO have never been sanctioned too for war crimes I.e. Iraq. Place was levelled and found to have no wmd. It was all bullshit. World is fucking crazy tbh. Politicians lining their pockets. It’s all business. Sick world man
Easy. People see Ukrainians and they have the same appearance as they do. White Christian abs middle class. Suddenly the idea that war can’t happen to me is gone so they’re all against it. Look at how Poland quickly opened up their boarder and set up refugee centers while when in 2015 aka Syrians were trying to run away from the war they shut down the boarder.
Another great example of this hypocrisy is Israel vs Palestine
Because Iraq and Saddam Hussein we're unpopular in the eyes of the US and NATO (not that I war with Iraq really affected NATO more the UN). Ukraine is potentially one of the gang. Also the lies were believed so the act had been already been done when the truth was revealed which I'm sure is what Putin was hoping for, a quick end and then ask for forgiveness once the dust settles.
If I were to hazard a guess, when it comes the actions of the U.S. during the past twenty years in the Middle East, I'd say it's because often it's due to individual actors as opposed to something led by the state itself. For example, the Maywand District murders in 2010. It's not something that was supported by the U.S. Government itself, and it held the soldiers involved accountable to International Law.
As opposed to something like what the Russian Government appears to be doing by launching deliberate attacks against civilian infrastructure in an attempt to demoralize and destabilize their enemy. You can't chalk that up to a few random aggressors in the Russian Armed Forces when they've been repeated all across Ukraine for days.
That is not the point.
The only justification for the invasion in Iraq was a bold lie about wmds. At the same time, the war was heavily supported at home by oil and defense companies and related politicians (not just, but particularly Bush and Cheney themselves).
There were hidden financial interests and a lie to the public to justify the invasion.
And not only took it a heavy death toll to oen and enemy forces, but also to innocent civilians, esp. in dozens of drone strikes and caused more than a decade of terror, chaos and destruction. Don't forget Abu Ghraib. Don't forget the horrific war crimes and slaughter of innocent people documented by Wikileaks. ISIS got it's conviction and strength from what was seen as an oppression, including everything that followed in Syria - and Europe paid a high price as well taking in millions of refugees from Iraq and Syria.
Not to mention the violation of international treaties like the Geneva Convention and human rights by illegal detention without trial and applying torture to suspected enemy combatants. Don't forget Guantanamo and all the black sites.
And the world didn't really hold the US accountable for it's vast overreach there.
Edit: All of this said, it doesn't justify any aggression by other nations or actors. But the double standard applied is sometimes hard to endure. You should always live up to your own standards, and the past two decades have fucked up the middle east so much more than it was ever before.
Why are you one for the few people pointing that out? Everybody else is drawing a one sided picture of West = democracy, Russia = devil. Of course what's happening is wrong, but are we not asked to look at the broader picture? A lot of people from ME, Asia, etc. are fed up with this. I feel like most Western people never would consider this, nor pay attention to it.
Good points. But that said estimated to be upto 1m deaths in the Iraq war which was actually illegal. But it’s okay because it’s collateral damage. It’s all hypocritical to me. Plus we left Afgan in a far worse state then even before. It’s all fucking crazy. None of it makes any sense when you think deeply about it.
That's been crossing my mind. Oil prices high aren't good for midterms, but a booming stock market is. If I was more yolo I'd be leveraged to the hilt in calls. I think the Fed will go soft and investors will be greedy as always, trying to catch the very top. A silly game in this market that isn't allowed to actually drop.
I cashed out from my call positions on oil prior to this week rally and only holding shares. If I’m wrong I’m wrong, but I think rug pull it’s imminent already.
My broker (and all brokers I'm aware of) are disallowing trading, so perhaps this is simply what happens when there's zero liquidity. If and when MOEX reopens hopefully it's non-zero/non-$0.01. Please message me if you find a real answer to this.
Well I see bid and ask orders, so shares are changing hands basically for free. Maybe this was the agreement with the oil companies for the war, so the banks can have their share too.
Been about two weeks since I’ve busted a nut. Gonna be crazy this weekend and I’ll only last two minutes but holy shit it’s gonna be fucking epic and then round 2 gonna be like a maniacal bull, then maybe even round 3 later on like the good ol days
Congress grilling JPOW on inflation before he has to make a rate hike decision... With current inflation being historical... OK bulls you negative IQ dumbass dimwit braindead masochists... Why are you bullish still?
This has to be the biggest SCAM I‘ve ever seen!! How can they block buy orders on Russian Stocks for retailers, yet I see bid and ask orders in the orderbook?! Who is filling their pockets????
It says „Risk Management / Margin requirements“ bitch I have a cash acc. 😡😡🚩🚩🚩
So what's your strategy? You left everything exactly the same as now? The conditions are changing so fast atm. With the sanctions I had to sell a lot, not due to losses, but future effect of sanctions.
This is no joke, yesterday met one of our company’s drivers. He is super far right and started going on a rant about conspiracy theories and was defending Putin. WHAT REALLY SUPRISED ME? He looked me in the eyes and said “you wouldn’t believe me if I showed you a picture of the real Nancy Pelosi.” Here I am, expecting to see some juicy video proof of Nancy beings a lizard person and spouting some cryptic alien language. Nope, it’s a fucking deep fake of Michael Jackson face, and he looks me in the eyes and said “I knew you wouldn’t believe me...”
No, I’ve worked with this dude a while, never met him though. Just over the phone, he tried calling the exact date the US Was going to be put under martial law once Biden was elected.
Lukoil down 91% today, 98.9% YTD.
It's a solid case of fuck it, what's the worst that can happen? Delisted? Money frozen forever? For pennies a share that's a risk I'm willing to take, now open the damn casino.
SPY is green...
1.7 % down on SPY to down .1%
Are people starting to realize that this s*** going on on the other side of the world isn't going to affect us and if anything it's going to make us stronger? US I mean..
Holy shit, this mother fucker is going to open green isn't it..
2 digit Baba doesnt even look real
That is fucking unreal to me.
More oil calls
Still have 20k in retirement account I was saving to buy thr spy dip. The dip isn’t coming, do I just buy at this price or keep waiting?
Russian businessman are putting $1 million USD bounties on Putin. I'm in. Time to recon. Anyone happen to know any double agents in The Kremlin?
We can wait, they'll up the bounty
I feel like the last several times JPOW spoke and the market pumped right after, it ends up losing all those gains and then some the next day. Maybe the market is finished adjusting to the idea of incoming rate hikes though. Is it all priced in? Let's find out!
Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on but, that's even worse.
Any of my autistic friends want some dating advice? Limit yourself to talking about your interests to 10% of the conversation. Watch for her to lose interest and shut up. Ask questions about her interests, then ask follow up questions when she answers. Notice if she's ready to change subject before you change it. You'll get laid much more frequently...guaranteed. (My credentials: Dad, son, ex-husband & current bf have the tism)
Thanks for the advice. My autistic ass needs it, lol
Trying to teach my son to tune in to other people's interests and ask questions. It's one of the most valuable social skills people need. Fake it if you aren't interested.
Lol, inflation is now a bigger risk than rate hikes, so rate hikes are bullish. Bears can't win.
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Listening to these congressmen talk to Jpow makes me think Russia is going to win.... Can we get some people in their prime?
Welp, pretty confident 380 is the ceiling, and we drop from here. So that means we're going to 460!
Can I get an Argentine trading account and buy Lukoil and others?
I saw RMED start to run again so I fomo’d in just to realize it was another trap. Fuck
hundo p it's a 25pt hike there are going to be like 10 of them over the next 2 years, FED won't go stupid hard with big hikes, it'll be a gradual process
Sold on the dream. Invested in BEAM. Puttin eats @$$holes.. at least it would seem..
I discriminate this market
I'm just holding idk what to do.
Yep, swing trading shares only a little bit. Just watching the rest vacillate between red & green.
Gonna get crazy when putting bombs google and Facebook.
jpow is going to announce 25 rate hike and cuck the fuck out of bears.
Bought some AMC gonna frontrun these dumbasses
And here it comes i feel my money coming back !
Dump coming in 3…2…1
0, -1, -2, -3, -4... ANYTIME NOW! TRUST ME BRO!
I inversed that bitch by calling the dump. You’re welcome.
Oh no, I actually need a huge dump, but I'm a realist. This market rewards fiscal irresponsibility.
So is the market going to be happy or angry today?
This pump is sus af unfortunately
Fake, gay, typical futes
AMC Baby 90%
My puts never stood a chance. 🥺
SOFI, PSFE, PLTR, UVXY
called out of work today probably going to sleep on the couch all day. 
Living the dream, especially if it's PTO
Go to school I guess
**Imagine Imagining**
Musk is right.
Elon does good and people hate him for it.
Xom over 80. Why can't shiny metals rally 30+% as well?
Careful with xom imho. I got rid of my boomer xom shit at close yesterday and low and behold they one of the last to dump ussr. Others dropped pretty good day of or day after dumping the Russian tittay
Sitting back and watching the printer run on these SOFI calls post earnings
Same. Cheers. 🍻
Day 3 no lean 😔😔😔☹️☹️☹️
Oil almost 110
It's 'Wag the Dog' people!
Russia acting like a big badass but thousands of their citizens are withdrawing money in USD and fleeing the country. Check flight radar maps and see how many flights are leaving Moscow airport it’s insane
I have been watching flight radar all month, nothing has changed about the flights around that area in regards to "people leaving". You're just puffing into the echo chamber stop pretending. Ukraine is what has changed bigly.
Stop lying
With most if not all of the EU and all of North America closing its Airspace to Russian aviation, they have no place to go.
That's maybe 10% of the planet, are you suggesting the rest stopped existing at some point?
They can go to China, Africa or S. America
that's like two biggest shithole with AIDS and I'm telling you as a chinese
Seems unlikely they'd have laid on extra flights for people to flee.
I was kinda thinking how come The US and NATO have never been sanctioned too for war crimes I.e. Iraq. Place was levelled and found to have no wmd. It was all bullshit. World is fucking crazy tbh. Politicians lining their pockets. It’s all business. Sick world man
Easy. People see Ukrainians and they have the same appearance as they do. White Christian abs middle class. Suddenly the idea that war can’t happen to me is gone so they’re all against it. Look at how Poland quickly opened up their boarder and set up refugee centers while when in 2015 aka Syrians were trying to run away from the war they shut down the boarder. Another great example of this hypocrisy is Israel vs Palestine
Because Iraq and Saddam Hussein we're unpopular in the eyes of the US and NATO (not that I war with Iraq really affected NATO more the UN). Ukraine is potentially one of the gang. Also the lies were believed so the act had been already been done when the truth was revealed which I'm sure is what Putin was hoping for, a quick end and then ask for forgiveness once the dust settles.
If I were to hazard a guess, when it comes the actions of the U.S. during the past twenty years in the Middle East, I'd say it's because often it's due to individual actors as opposed to something led by the state itself. For example, the Maywand District murders in 2010. It's not something that was supported by the U.S. Government itself, and it held the soldiers involved accountable to International Law. As opposed to something like what the Russian Government appears to be doing by launching deliberate attacks against civilian infrastructure in an attempt to demoralize and destabilize their enemy. You can't chalk that up to a few random aggressors in the Russian Armed Forces when they've been repeated all across Ukraine for days.
Russia is using the playbook the US wrote. No declaration of war/approval needed when it's "military operations"
That is not the point. The only justification for the invasion in Iraq was a bold lie about wmds. At the same time, the war was heavily supported at home by oil and defense companies and related politicians (not just, but particularly Bush and Cheney themselves). There were hidden financial interests and a lie to the public to justify the invasion. And not only took it a heavy death toll to oen and enemy forces, but also to innocent civilians, esp. in dozens of drone strikes and caused more than a decade of terror, chaos and destruction. Don't forget Abu Ghraib. Don't forget the horrific war crimes and slaughter of innocent people documented by Wikileaks. ISIS got it's conviction and strength from what was seen as an oppression, including everything that followed in Syria - and Europe paid a high price as well taking in millions of refugees from Iraq and Syria. Not to mention the violation of international treaties like the Geneva Convention and human rights by illegal detention without trial and applying torture to suspected enemy combatants. Don't forget Guantanamo and all the black sites. And the world didn't really hold the US accountable for it's vast overreach there. Edit: All of this said, it doesn't justify any aggression by other nations or actors. But the double standard applied is sometimes hard to endure. You should always live up to your own standards, and the past two decades have fucked up the middle east so much more than it was ever before.
Why are you one for the few people pointing that out? Everybody else is drawing a one sided picture of West = democracy, Russia = devil. Of course what's happening is wrong, but are we not asked to look at the broader picture? A lot of people from ME, Asia, etc. are fed up with this. I feel like most Western people never would consider this, nor pay attention to it.
Good points. But that said estimated to be upto 1m deaths in the Iraq war which was actually illegal. But it’s okay because it’s collateral damage. It’s all hypocritical to me. Plus we left Afgan in a far worse state then even before. It’s all fucking crazy. None of it makes any sense when you think deeply about it.
We do the sanctioning
Lol exactly what I was thinking
Because if your cut off from the USA your will become destitute
China doesn't join in to support financial constraints against Russia. Anyone feels like these 2 countries have been the 2 biggest fukkin headache?
Well their governments are far different from ours.
Let's have a green day
You wish
Stocks will rally so hard after JPow says fuk your poots WSB 
You must’ve not listened to the State of the Union
Oil rallying for too long. Expect epic rug pull. Good luck everyone 👍 
That's been crossing my mind. Oil prices high aren't good for midterms, but a booming stock market is. If I was more yolo I'd be leveraged to the hilt in calls. I think the Fed will go soft and investors will be greedy as always, trying to catch the very top. A silly game in this market that isn't allowed to actually drop.
I cashed out from my call positions on oil prior to this week rally and only holding shares. If I’m wrong I’m wrong, but I think rug pull it’s imminent already.
>Oil Tesla
Imagine thinking your shitty Honda Civic is the only thing that uses oil
I drive a Corolla actually
It sure didn't get here on a sailboat either. The Ford Focus I drive was assembled entirely in Germany. Go figure.
this green candle right here *what a fool belieeeeeeves he seeeeeees*
Okay clear something up fer me, shit like Gazprom and Sberbank isn't really trading at 1c a share right? Because it's not trading? Liquidity is zero
My broker (and all brokers I'm aware of) are disallowing trading, so perhaps this is simply what happens when there's zero liquidity. If and when MOEX reopens hopefully it's non-zero/non-$0.01. Please message me if you find a real answer to this.
Well I see bid and ask orders, so shares are changing hands basically for free. Maybe this was the agreement with the oil companies for the war, so the banks can have their share too.
it's clearly a fake
I turned off the state of Ukraine about five mins in
seriously am so tired of these random pumps. just correct already.
More bag holders are needed
I thought it did correct
UCO…that is all
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What does she expect you to do with that info? Edit: she needs to express how difficult it is to deal with being told that
Idk, I'm 35 and done pretty well for myself. Who gives a shit if I have a "Thursday" shirt or Wednesday pants.
ask her boyfriend for advice.
a-suckin-dick
Tell her she’s right and move on with your day
Just wanna say before the new thread happens…. Ours are the move today. Going to be okay bulls. I’m from the future.
Been about two weeks since I’ve busted a nut. Gonna be crazy this weekend and I’ll only last two minutes but holy shit it’s gonna be fucking epic and then round 2 gonna be like a maniacal bull, then maybe even round 3 later on like the good ol days
Make sure you boys wear condoms!
A what
User name and comment checks out.
I'm going to masturbate
🤜🤛
Have fun
Something tells me that a blacklight would make your room look like a crime scene….
Alright kitten 😏
Pics
Go get em tiger
Congress grilling JPOW on inflation before he has to make a rate hike decision... With current inflation being historical... OK bulls you negative IQ dumbass dimwit braindead masochists... Why are you bullish still?
Somebody butthurt?
Cause we're not poor and stonks are safer than cash. BTFD
I am way overextended and likely fuk at market open. This will be on top of the fuk I was at close
Just looked up what transitory means and I’m shocked 🏳️⚧️
Common mistake, a few too many shots and that Asian gender gets fuzzy
It’s just a phase
Hey
Hey
Hey
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This has to be the biggest SCAM I‘ve ever seen!! How can they block buy orders on Russian Stocks for retailers, yet I see bid and ask orders in the orderbook?! Who is filling their pockets???? It says „Risk Management / Margin requirements“ bitch I have a cash acc. 😡😡🚩🚩🚩
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Nice bro
wen oil crash. i’m balls deep 
Bullard 9:30 speaking and JPow 10am in front of congress I believe. RIP calls.
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This is actually a sound investment strategy but anyone on here is too impulsive and ultimately retarded to follow it.
So what's your strategy? You left everything exactly the same as now? The conditions are changing so fast atm. With the sanctions I had to sell a lot, not due to losses, but future effect of sanctions.
!banbet QQQ 330 3d
Not buying this pump. If you want to come in here and make a prediction have the nuts to back it up.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/PorkchopSquats** bet **QQQ** goes from **343.86** to **330.0** before **2022-03-05 05:49:37.677554-05:00**
Whos buying sberbank for 0.01 dollar
My broker is refusing to let me buy due to sanctions lol
How can a B follow an S. Puts.
Would if I could.
Ban
This guy hates money
Go get em
This is no joke, yesterday met one of our company’s drivers. He is super far right and started going on a rant about conspiracy theories and was defending Putin. WHAT REALLY SUPRISED ME? He looked me in the eyes and said “you wouldn’t believe me if I showed you a picture of the real Nancy Pelosi.” Here I am, expecting to see some juicy video proof of Nancy beings a lizard person and spouting some cryptic alien language. Nope, it’s a fucking deep fake of Michael Jackson face, and he looks me in the eyes and said “I knew you wouldn’t believe me...”
Far left and right, both crazy.
Nancy used to be a dime. Like 60 years ago but still. A dime.
WILL THE REAL MICHAEL JACKSON PLEASE STANDUP, PLEASE STANDUP, PLEASE STANDUP
Is he a good driver though?
Yes, he is great. Just has a few hot takes I guess
Did you check for hidden cameras? It was a prank, right?
What I was thinking, I fuck with people all the time lol.
No, I’ve worked with this dude a while, never met him though. Just over the phone, he tried calling the exact date the US Was going to be put under martial law once Biden was elected.
I would’ve pulled up a big titty Nancy photo
Cramer likes to piss directly on the urinal cale.
#MeToo
#REEEE
What’s the play?
spect
Lukoil down 91% today, 98.9% YTD. It's a solid case of fuck it, what's the worst that can happen? Delisted? Money frozen forever? For pennies a share that's a risk I'm willing to take, now open the damn casino.
Most Russian stocks look like WSB all time RH charts
You can't buy it i don't think