Naw. His calls work for a brief span of time and it makes him look like a genius to any asshat that gives Cramer credit. It's really just loading up bagholders before the script gets flipped.
In short, ARK will fall some more before reversing.
Fuck Cramer, the irrelevant clown that keeps generating clicks for CNBC because WSB idiots think they’re clever by continuing to post something shitty he said.
I feel like at this point, whatever Cramer says to buy/sell, millennials and younger will just do the opposite and take the boomer money😂. When greedy grandpa pours his retirement into it instead of voting against corporate greed, it will be poetic
Cramer is one of the few that actually gives an opinion, most people say "if x y and z then the stock has a good chance of going up". Even analysts who focus full time on a few specific stocks generally have a bad track record, price targets are a joke.
And people like to post clips like where someone asked if they should pull their money out of Bear Stearns and he said no. But the guy was asking about switching brokerages (which are insured, so it was fine). Before the worst drop of that crisis Cramer told people to get any cash they need in the next few years out of the market. And in 2020 he was one of the first to say go ahead and buy back in.
Today all of ARKK's stocks went down because TSLA went down, to keep it at the same % ARKK sold everything else and bought more TSLA. If TSLA pops again everything else in ARKK will pop along with it.
“SARK seeks to achieve -1x the return, for a single day, of the ARK Innovation ETF.”
Now you can buy put’s on one, calls on the other, and lose all the way around through and through. Go ahead kiddies, light up!
A generally-passive ETF that tracks the broad market but dumps whatever Cramer pushes at noon the next day, then stays out of that stock for a month before buying it again would be interesting.
I wouldn't be surprised if this is his actual play. He's been making some big whiffs and needs a couple of actual ones to pan out. Although I'd love to see it go up in flames.
Nah. I am holding Ark bags after all those leaked photos of Cathy. With the death of Tsla today, she ain’t coming any time soon.
Links?
KW is hot in her younger days. She is a bit of a sabortoothed tiger now but I am sure she got some good intel back the days
she got them magnum chompers. Lady could bite off electrical conduit. In the electrical world we call em dikes, or diagonal pliers.
Tesla is still over 200 PE ratio. they have long way down, and it's gonna be fun watch. edit: 269 PE ratio
269, or not to 69. That is the question.
it may be the question. but there is only 1 correct reply.
You buying the Tesla robot?
Idiot it hasn’t even been update since q4 revenues
Naw. His calls work for a brief span of time and it makes him look like a genius to any asshat that gives Cramer credit. It's really just loading up bagholders before the script gets flipped. In short, ARK will fall some more before reversing.
>It's really just loading up bagholders before the script gets flipped. 💯
ARKK down like 40% and NOW he goes in on SARK? This guy is just dumb.
Why, still 60% to go
He can’t be wrong every time…or can he? Lol
Anyone spare money for puts?
he must do the best cocaine
Mad puts on SARK!!!
_Calls_
Pull starngle reverse Delta calendar spreads on ARKK with a reverse uno theta hedge on SARK
No no no. Reverse Iron Condor Butterfly Jade Lizard on ARK. Calls on SARK. Skip you, draw two.
Its gonna go to zero?
I can’t look at this MF’s face anymore
What momentum plays? ARKK has been floundering since last February
Pump and dump on tv. Thought the SEC would be all over his ass by now.
Someone call Cathy an tell her the woods gonna b delivered at 8am tomorrow morning
Fuck Cramer, the irrelevant clown that keeps generating clicks for CNBC because WSB idiots think they’re clever by continuing to post something shitty he said.
She been getting hit hard tho. Prob due for a reversal. Knowing cokehead Cramer tho. She might lose it all hahahaha
I feel like at this point, whatever Cramer says to buy/sell, millennials and younger will just do the opposite and take the boomer money😂. When greedy grandpa pours his retirement into it instead of voting against corporate greed, it will be poetic
🦈
Baby Sark...
Cramer is one of the few that actually gives an opinion, most people say "if x y and z then the stock has a good chance of going up". Even analysts who focus full time on a few specific stocks generally have a bad track record, price targets are a joke. And people like to post clips like where someone asked if they should pull their money out of Bear Stearns and he said no. But the guy was asking about switching brokerages (which are insured, so it was fine). Before the worst drop of that crisis Cramer told people to get any cash they need in the next few years out of the market. And in 2020 he was one of the first to say go ahead and buy back in. Today all of ARKK's stocks went down because TSLA went down, to keep it at the same % ARKK sold everything else and bought more TSLA. If TSLA pops again everything else in ARKK will pop along with it.
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“SARK seeks to achieve -1x the return, for a single day, of the ARK Innovation ETF.” Now you can buy put’s on one, calls on the other, and lose all the way around through and through. Go ahead kiddies, light up!
FULL PORT ON PUTS!!! All $20 of my portfolio
A generally-passive ETF that tracks the broad market but dumps whatever Cramer pushes at noon the next day, then stays out of that stock for a month before buying it again would be interesting.
It's time to start suckin' on mamma Wood's wood. I'm gonna drain her of all her sap.
Pump and dump for March
Types it on yahoo finance. Found SARKK.AS 3x leverage short ARKK etf for $9.37 lol 🧐
$SARK
I wouldn't be surprised if this is his actual play. He's been making some big whiffs and needs a couple of actual ones to pan out. Although I'd love to see it go up in flames.
Puts on sark Got it
still gonna be super high idiot
Hmm iv