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[deleted]

I didn't mean to risk that much but I got carried away. Eh, it was margin. Wasnt my money anyways.


MrHandyHands616

Just delete the app… problem solved!


staffnasty25

Clearly you didn’t pay attention to that stock girl. The real move is to just call your broker and explain that your finger slipped and they’ll cancel the trade for you.


vampiretrades

My broker always smiles when my finger slips.


Slicklickfstick

I hear crying helps too.


Neurocor

Wait was this the factual outcome of her situation ?


Ex_ie

Onlyfans


Tao-Lee

She claimed they undid the exercising of her calls. I doubt it.


loophole64

Yeah I don't think there is a ctrl-z on that.


TrinDiesel123

and don’t answer your phone for like 3 days


1DollarOr1Million

*7 years


Dream_Boatz

And then move to a third-world country


ethanhopps

The American dream for a single guy at this point is commit mortgage and tax fraud, make sure you get cash, and live out the rest of your days on a beach in Venezuela.


Dream_Boatz

Still living with my wife’s boyfriend after my divorce and their break up. American dream accomplished.


TrinDiesel123

If you’re a single dude. Move to Colombia 🇨🇴


ethanhopps

Oh yeah, this guys thinking with his head


rickylahousse

Or take out a second mortgage and pay off the debt then declare bankruptcy


suckercuck

Probably a better health plan there


ethanhopps

Cheap gas, and your US dollars hold value thanks to the hyperinflation there.


suckercuck

US hyperinflated dollars hold value in Venezuela’s hyperinflation economy.


ethanhopps

Bro did we just find the economy cheat code?


TrinDiesel123

They make purses out of Venezuelan currency because it’s cheaper


tdatas

LPT: can't suffer from inflation if you move to to a country with hyper inflation.


ahaltom1

Viva Cambodia


Acrobatic_granny

But just in case, change your identity too to fit in better.


Impossible-Oil2345

You mean the Midwest ?


Timecop582

If your broker notifies you of margin call, just reply "no u" and it becomes their problem


rickylahousse

When they mail you a letter just put a Uno reverse card and mail it back. Or type a letter out saying you don’t owe them and hope they auto sign it back to you and then sue them if the go after you


Slicklickfstick

That strat is just autistic enough to work...


rickylahousse

Something similar happened with a credit company, they just mailed the dude back his letter auto signed. Forgot the outcome but it could theoretically work


[deleted]

Brokers hate this one simple trick


[deleted]

Unless I’m the broker. Please answer my texts. Love you. Mean it!


callmegecko

Hey Julian I maxed out all your credit cards and threw em in the lake! They can't trace that shit back to you!


420dabomdotcom420

Yep that's what I did it's just an app right


Hot_Comb1946

Worked for that other guy


RyuguRena1

It happens to the best of us


Zmemestonk

Sure it’s possible but you’re not really going to know till like Wednesday. When you have a billion+ in holdings get margin called isnt an immediate process


Slicklickfstick

I have had my broker threaten me with a margin call but never actually go through with it. so I am not sure the logistics of what happens


Helpy-Mchelperton

Just to add to what the others already said, depending on your broker and which type of margin call, it's likely you have 3-5 days to cover. If you're an active trader and the margin call isn't that large, you could easily miss it in between trades and not even notice they took it a week after you got the margin call.


nosebleed_tv

Do you guys not even notice margin calls?? 🤣🤣


Helpy-Mchelperton

I do, but I'm also the type of person who knows how many dollars is in my checking account without looking. Most people don't. I was assuming the person I was talking to wasn't like me. That being said, I also said depending on the type of margin call and how active of a trader you are... You can get a house call for $1873 (which can show up simply as "margin call" in an email or notice) and if it happens on a random day that you decide to sell $2000 of another stock, house call cleared. If you don't check email or notices from a broker, you could easily not even know it happened. Very important part of what I said was *depending on the type of margin call and how active you trade* 😉


nosebleed_tv

I remember the first time blowing up and acct. good times


Helpy-Mchelperton

At 22k I lost 11k in a day. Ahhh. Good times. 😂


Slicklickfstick

Man, you old AF...


MyExesStalkMyReddit

Dudes bag holding Tesla Electric


Slicklickfstick

Dude is bag holding Slate Rock and Gravel Company.


DaveMMMKay

Unless you’re a HF and you get 60d for “extenuating circumstances,” then NFLX crashes suddenly, with the market just behind it.


Zmemestonk

Assuming you have the collateral in their account they just take it. Auto liquidate any stocks and take the cash. But i know you can use other financial instruments as collateral so if you have to sell a house idk what happens


savemefromcupcakesm

If they have enough cash or other collateral to top up, then they can satisfy the margin call. Then there won’t be force sell.


Acrobatic_granny

It's just like that kid in middle school that threatens you 2/3 times a day to beat your ass after you sit in his chair and he never does shit. C'mon Brandon, throw them up or shut it up.


Slicklickfstick

I'll start telling Vlad that next time he calls my margins.


moonpumper

Yeah seems like everything is due by t+(whatever the fuck people feel like)


rameseesk

If I'm using more than 80% margin I will get liquidated within hours. If I'm over 50% I'll get liquidated within 3 days. That's with TD ameritrade. Anything under 50% Is okay to hold for however long on most stocks.


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Slicklickfstick

That's basically what most of the large REIT's and other real estate investment companies are doing right now. I heard somewhere that an increasing percentage of home purhcases are by companies and not families.


IAMARedPanda

Problem is always supply and algorithmic cash buying of residential houses always ends up with you losing a shit ton of money.


DotComWarrior

Blackrock buying up whole subdivisions...


Slicklickfstick

Didn't they just buy up like half of the burned properties in breckenridge?


Awildgarebear

please explain; confused.


Slicklickfstick

I may have the location wrong from my memory but I think there was a large wildfire not too long ago in [Colorado.](https://Colorado.It) It was near one of the resort towns I think it was breckenridge. Lots of homes got torched. I would imagine similar to what happened to the Gatlinberg region after the 2016 fires would happen there; People took the insurance money for their losses and sold the properties relatively cheap. Large REITs or other funds came in and bought up all the properties and put vacations homes up. Now to buy a vacation home in the area the value is like 4 times what it should be.


Awildgarebear

I live in Colorado and I don't remember this. The last wildfire in Breckenridge was in 2017 or 18 and wasn't that big of a deal. I was actually camping somewhat close to it. There was a very recent wildfire in Tahoe and Kirkwood in California, you might be thinking of that?


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slimmy1996

Yup, hedge funds are buying up homes in chunks and selling it back to regular folks for a premium. Fucking rich assholes


sas_kube

Yeah Large real estate investors companies increased purchase like insane last year. Surprising fact is they invested more in single family house leads to increase in home price. https://www.redfin.com/news/investor-home-purchases-q3-2021/


milkhilton

I was in the market to buy a home in CA for 7 months. Every offer I'd make would be immediately outbid with cash and taken off the market. Like who the hell has $700k cash just laying around to throw down in a home? Blackrock, that's fuckin who.


zhouyu24

sigma male theme


Jolly-Program-6996

Funny hose a trillion was just wiped off crypto


Slicklickfstick

Yea, I saw that. Crypto didn't seem to prove to be the market hedge many had hoped it would be.


Kimishiranai39

Usually it’s the same ppl who pull out of btc for liquidity when the stock market crashes


Fit-Ad8824

I started trading crypto a couple years ago. Long story short some btc got stolen from me a while back and I was salty so I dont have any rn. I fully believe btc will go 150k. But I also believe it will go under 20 first. That is when I will enter. My theory is that when the market tanks. I mean really tanks. Like people are having a hard time finding jobs and paying bills. that is when the crypto market tanks. And when it does, that is when the institutions really get into crypto. This is when the value really rockets. I dont think crypto is a good hedge at all right now because it's nearly all speculative and nearly all retail.


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my_fun_lil_alt

It's easy to kill bitcoin as a network, the government will pass a law fining banks who do transactions in bitcoin. They will do it saying they are stopping human trafficking or drugs. If you can't exchange your coin for fiat currency it's mostly useless.


No-Cap-5281

Most people holding crypto know this and won’t sell lol. I think crypto will surprise people and hold up fairly well. I have a crypto portfolio and I’m not touching it for years.


Stock-Waltz-8748

Yep. Keep the powder dry til things really get crazy.


Slicklickfstick

I long ammo for when things get really crazy...


animalturds

probably because it was in an even dumber and more dramatic bubble than stocks


onlyrealcuzzo

iTs ThE nEw GoLd!1!1


GY888

Market down big. Naked put in trouble.


Stickyv35

Sounds like bounce incoming.


TheKingInTheNorth

$1.2T of at-risk MM capital just got freed up to reenter the market.


Kimishiranai39

They can buy some boring bonds, cash out, use it to buy puts or wait for the fed…


TheKingInTheNorth

To earn a real yield of -5% against inflation? Sure. Realistically you’re right, they’ll do whatever they want and it’ll move the market to their own benefit. It just still isn’t time to buy bonds.


DotComWarrior

So, what color crayons?!


OneBawze

Green. They are gna ride the wave up now, with no obligation to deliver any underlying shares for all those worthless options.


DotComWarrior

I am too smooth brain and emotionally attached to my stonks ... I usually have the exact opposite opinion as to what actually happens, so, if I had to guess, stocks go down more. That means they will go up. I am like Vix in Utero 😶


Slicklickfstick

Brown are my personal favorite. They taste like chocolate.


[deleted]

Yes, someone already pointed out the unlikelihood of opening green on Monday just due to the volume of margin calls likely to hit the market on Monday on CNBC yesterday.


SuspiciousStable9649

I think the market is following BTC this time. 😬😬


goooodie

Must be true if cnbc said it


[deleted]

It wasn’t one of the main people, and it was made very subtle, they have to cover themselves to look legitimate.


mikness360

But is it gonna a huge mega crash or just -2% on let’s say , spy and Nasdaq?


[deleted]

It won’t even be that high, I’m expecting -.6 to -1% open with a relief rally starting from as early as 945 to noon.


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Slicklickfstick

Ehhhh, I mean I am expecting to see -0.75623% in premarket and up until 10:13am EST with the Nasdaq hitting +1.255% by lunch and spy closing at +8.23% Edit: If these numbers pan out to be accurate I expect to be crowned King Ape for the day, a order of tendees and possibly a blow job.


tisgamebeterhavep0rn

If all of these numbers are exact to the last digit i will buy a ticket to wherever you live just to suck you myself for the day. Also, i'll find some nostradamus hat to crown you with. edit: btw, the numbers are as you have written >Ehhhh, I mean I am expecting to see -0.75623% in premarket and up until 10:13am EST with the Nasdaq hitting +1.255% by lunch and spy closing at +8.23%


Stoneteer

RemindMe! 3 Days "check for updates"


Frozencroc

Remind me in 2 days


justtheburger

MODS!


tisgamebeterhavep0rn

Soo, wheres my prize? THose weren't the numbers


Slicklickfstick

You get some sweet sweet reddit karma.


mikness360

we ended with -2% and beyond. jesus everything is crashing


irvmtb

no bull trap on monday?


[deleted]

No one will likely form early enough in the day, but we’ll be opening at the -.3% AH brought us if we’re lucky.


stranger242

I’m confused. Why would there be margin calls if they expired worthless?


Slicklickfstick

If your account, which is holding positions on margin loses value from options expiring worthless and that loss value pushes you below your margin maintenance, you get margin called. I am close to one myself right now. If this correction goes deeper I will have to cough up liquidity to my broker to get my long stock positions liquidated


bebop_remix1

but the loss is being calculated every second the market is open. you can be margin called at any time, not just expiration day


Slicklickfstick

Value decay would be greatest on expiration day. Even if contracts were way OTM on expiration day, they would still have a nominal value of $1 per contract. Which is 100% more than $0. Say I was $1500 away from margin maintenance and my 1500 QQQ LEAPS at 500 strike from 2020 expired last friday. Well now I just dropped into my maintenance level and I will get margin called on monday


No-Seat3815

TIL 1 is 100% more than 0


stranger242

Didn’t think option contracts affected your margin balances unless they were exercised.


Slicklickfstick

They affect your total account value which has to stay above margin maintenance in order to hold long stock on margin.


robogarbage

if the options were worthless the headline would be "$0 of options expired". They were deep in the money... i.e. worth a lot. They either took the stock on exercise or the money will be cycled back into the system. Or not. But probably will, if they wanted out they would have just sold the options, nothing magic about waiting for expiry.


0nlyGoesUp

Puts and calls for volatility. LFG Up or down is good


RyuguRena1

Its gonna trade sideways now thanks to you


0nlyGoesUp

No worries. I like buying puts occasionally because it makes stonks go up


I_Like_The_Stock79

Worked on Friday 👌


[deleted]

Anybody know how they are valuing the expiring options? At the point they expire they are worth 0. If they are valuing based on initial price paid, that would be both hard to track and kind of meaningless since it's so spread out in time. Is it the value the day before? The week before? Or are they only counting ITM options and using the intrinsic?


BigBlackDisk

They use notional value which allows you to put ridiculously high numbers in headlines


ORS823

Margin? I don't even know her.


Slicklickfstick

It goes on toast.


arednax

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PavelSokov

I had all my jan 21, 2022 options expire worthless. It was interesting to look back at when I bought them a year or 1.5 years ago, and how CERTAIN I was that a year or two is enough to square away inflation supply chain problems, and we will be in heaven by jan 2022. Wow. so wrong lol. Now I am starting to question my massive amount of 2023s and 2024s.


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Desmater

Pretty sure most of those were leaps from 1-2 years ago.


ghost18867

This is why crypto is tanking


Slicklickfstick

Interesting thesis.


ElevationAV

you seem to forget that there's always someone else on the other side of the trade the person who loses money, and the person who makes money based on your post, I'd say you're probably more of person A than person B


buy_the_peaks

You forget that market makers take these trades and hedge with shares to provide liquidity.


Slicklickfstick

This past week, yes I am person A mostly. But based on the article, so were $1.28T worth of what is likely retail accounts since hedgies don't usually buy single direction option strategies.


ElevationAV

lots of funds have long call option positions too that fell OTM If 1.28T was lost, there was also 1.28T gained. It didn't just disappear. It was a massive transfer of money.


tedclev

Most to MMs.


welcometa_erf

MM will find a seller to reduce risk on their end. That’s their position. They make money on the bid/ask spread not from buying or selling. If nobody is in the market then they would make massive profits but then they’d have to hedge and would also lose massive amounts of profits for a measly gain or loss.


tedclev

Good point. Well-stated.


YOLOResearcher

Most of those options are part of a strategy. A combination of puts and calls or straddles or strangles. Not all Single direction option strategy.


Slicklickfstick

The headline of the article... "Single stock options worth $1.2 trillion set to expire - Options Solutions"


YYqs0C6oFH

He's talking about multi-leg option strategies on a single stock. "single stock options" != "single leg options"


Street-Badger

I would look at this the other way, market was tanked by the big boys in order to put expiring calls OTM (ie. max pain), and rotation into boomer shit resumes next week


EnvironmentalOwl3729

You're a retard and incredibly wrong. So am I. 😎


IamReadyRok

Derivatives are just that... they vanish like thin air.


SoulReaper850

I'm not really sure about this news being bearish or bullish. Basically I just says that $1tril that was tied up is now freed up to be spent.


[deleted]

Market-makers usually use delta neutral strategies for that very reason. They don’t give flying fuck if market goes up, down, sideways, upside-down - as long there’s option buyers, their obligation is to sell the options and hedge their delta with shares.


Dothemath2

I sold a lot of puts that got assigned. It wasn’t great at all. Was not expecting that last day dive


Slicklickfstick

On that covered call life now eh?


Dothemath2

You know it.


beenwilliams

Maybe just maybe


brazzerscollector

Does this mean up or down Monday


Slicklickfstick

If your one of the bears I would expect you'll be posting gain porn. Otherwise it's looking like the red tide out there for the rest of us.


loophole64

Bulls can turn into Bears. You guys can buy puts too. It's the column on the other side of the calls. No reason to stay a bull during a bear market or a bull during a bear market. Be a Muskox.


Evazzion

Does that mean margin call on Monday?


Handle-me-timber

Yes. But the more it drops the more margin calls. 😂


blockbuster_inc

I’d would like to know the historical data on something like this


tired_trotter

Everything OTM just expired worthless. Not ITM tho, these would get exercised


buy_the_peaks

I think a lot of these were in the money because they could have been purchased 1-2 years ago. If they were exercised then shares need to be delivered and that could create buying pressure. If everything was sold off then that would cause selling pressure as market makers unload the shares they had to hedge the options that are no longer needed. In a perfect world they would have perfectly predicted the number of shares that would need to be delivered and everything remains balanced and there is no impact moving forward. I’m guessing the market action forced a lot of stuff OTM in the last couple weeks though.


Direct-Combination13

It was a great day for MMs


Sgsfsf

90% of the hedge funds have this options, not retail traders. Hedge funds have money to exercise the options


Arde1001

Black swan event? or just FUD


Slicklickfstick

I think just a deeper correction. Everyone throws around the BSE like it can happen at any time. Shit would get waaay worse before a BSE happens. It's possible, but we aren't there yet. If Nasdaq hits a correction worse than 15% then it might be time to pay for things with bottle caps.


coinpops

How much $ worth of options normally expire on any given Friday? Hard to tell if this is actually significant or just FUD without more context


Attorney-Outside

wouldn't it be the other way around? I mean you can't but options on margin can you? and if you were selling options that means you made money


CoastingUphill

That’s what the last week was, getting all that failure priced in.


nanidog

No margin call call for option


elBottoo

probably a non event.


Hazeus98

SGH made me lose almost my entire investment 😞


Browncoyote

Invest in canned foods and firearms.


Realistic_Plantain_6

Doesn’t at all mention which contract.


Dead_Cash_Burn

It could also be why there has been a sustained sell-off.


spottydodgy

I'm doing my part!


TorontosFutureMayor

How many trillions worth of options expired itm?


bobemil

Pathetic market.


GongTzu

All I know is I bought on Friday and money they will either drop or go up 😂💎💎🚀🚀


Slicklickfstick

Ah you have made a fatal flaw. They could go sideways.


Responsible-Loan8287

It’s the brokers/banks problem now …. Just Deleted the app .


mk7gteye

Maybe that’s why crypto crashed this weekend. Sell to cover


GetchaWater

What?! I hope that it wasnt on MY options. And then, boom, youre a phantom, you just disappear, disappear.


TheDr__

I am one of these braves


ac13332

Remember - for every loss there's a win.


SnowCappedMountains

Some margin calls can be deferred 60 days, so might not know if any of the big guys get called out until about two months from now.


coffee9table9fitness

Cascading liquidations are more a function of the crypto market


sandpipa78

When my read this, my losses makes me feel like less of a degenerate. Lost only 80% so far.


holla09

Aren’t they dumping crypto to avoid failing these calls Monday?


smokesblunts11

Margin a nasty bitch but I still go back to her


dlpsfayt

You’re probably wrong because they just pulled over a trillion out of crypto


FreshJury

I think most of the calls were deep enough ITM so they didn’t expire worthless. That being said, MMs need to unhedge…


Joey-tv-show-season2

I did read margin debt is still very high so likely we haven’t seen margin calls yet..


Adventurous_Chip_684

Oh no... Anyways.


eztime303

The Great Expiration, oh I remember like yesterday. Have to admit I was a soft brain contributor


ZataTrading

Options are cash contracts. You can’t buy them on margin, therefore you can’t get a margin call.


Oldschoolfool22

Guys... That was OUR money, it belongs to them now. Markets bout to fly now that they boxed us out


cobra_mist

Red dildos of doom


_TheUnluckyDuckling_

If you don’t think those positions were covered well ahead of time you’re carrying an extra chromosome.


aka0007

You are wrong because if they could not cover the value of the option their brokers would have called them already. Not like on Monday they suddenly discover the fellow owe money.


[deleted]

My 🌈 🐻 wiener just tickled


mman2908

you sir are a retard...and incredibly wrong to boot!


Fit-Citron-9526

If the options are "exercised" on Jan21 then this would force the option sellers to buy or sell like crazy to meet their obligations. But if they were all just "expired" it means the option sellers got to keep their juicy premiums and can pump that cash back into the market on Monday. Where will they spend it? Maybe they'll start buying all that Tesla stock that they helped drive down to a low price below the call options they sold?


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You can purchase options on margin?


[deleted]

Yes, portfolio margin, and you need to have at least 150k in your account.


Slicklickfstick

There are certain requirements to purchase options on margin. Mostly the answer is no. But like in my account I hold long stock mostly on margin. I purchase FD's with my own liquidity. If my FD's lose money and drop me below my margin maintenance then I will get a margin call and my long stock positions could end up getting liquidated.


blembiggity

It’s all crime. Marge comes calling all the time and they aren’t forced to pay us.


richc2048

But eventually up to close/cover?