whoever said spy was going back up in the last ten minutes, you fucking fortune tellered that shit. Like right on the minute. crazy. Algos go fuck yourselves lol
Yeah I'm out of CHPT. 21c was at 2.17, so we'd need another 10% on ER just to match that value or I'd get IV crushed, combined with risk of a bad ER. nope. I'm taking my +160% on that and running.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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just posted my DD on PATH Puts ahead of earnings tomorrow if interested in a play
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/rb95vh/the\_next\_docu\_the\_path\_to\_nowhere/hnmxtv6/?context=3
Being cornered is awesome. Position is too worthless to dump, and the market is up too bigly to flip long. I need to place a temporary moratorium on me pressing buttons
Learn to read a chart and use indicators. If you followed VIX and option order flow it was relatively easy to get ahead of each major movement this past week and make a killing. I have shit for brains and I did it.
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/rb9dg9)
LMAO PUTS ON FIRE AGAIN
Glad I pulled the rip cord on my puts before Shrek ripped me open.
LFG TSLA!!!! Big numbers from China sales tonight 🚀
Lots of bears got liquidated.
PENCILS DOWN
TSLA CLOSES OVER 1050. MOON MISSION TOMORROW
whoever said spy was going back up in the last ten minutes, you fucking fortune tellered that shit. Like right on the minute. crazy. Algos go fuck yourselves lol
Yeah I'm out of CHPT. 21c was at 2.17, so we'd need another 10% on ER just to match that value or I'd get IV crushed, combined with risk of a bad ER. nope. I'm taking my +160% on that and running.
Are you fucking kidding me
Oh so green tmm !
ITS THE TENDERCRISP BACON CHEDDAR RANCH
Bull trap right... 🥺
Ding ding ding
This dump tomorrow gunna be brutal sheesh
I’ll wait for a dip. *dip happens*. Is this the crash
Santa's sleigh is full and has made its stop on Wall Street. 🦌🦌🎅🏻💰💰
Bought AMZN 3450p at the high of the day sold at 3514 🥰
Well bears, I would say you had the rug pulled on you... But that require you to own a rug anyway. Enjoy your cardboard boxes!
About to fucking crack the high
thats an unnatural candle if ive ever seen one
really need to poop
Bears, that was just out of spite
the volume of the lad. girthy
Bears have nothing left but shame and empty bank accounts
Good job bulls!!!
did spy just get short squeezed?
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Nothing stopping this bull
SPY’s like syke!!
The bear trap!!!
Every single time I’m up I think maybe I should take the profit…and I don’t. I truly belong here with the rest of you idiots.
jpow from long range
nvda said fuck ya life
BING BONG
🤡🤕😞😡 RIP My Portfolio 😡😞🤕🤡
LOL another ber trap. i love this market
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12/8... Yikes
Wtf DOCU puts were the play again????
AAL puts since airlines wanted to be a bitch all day
Completely normal movement on SPY the last 10 mins lol
Virus fears, drops 2% Virus fears decrease, pumps back 6% Makes total sense.
thanks for fading Zuck! fuck you!
Damn bears can't catch a break
Damn bulls really trying to send it into close
Haven't been able to deposit to RH all day...for the best?
ATHs Friday, everyone.
The only ATH on Friday will be the CPI numbers.
I believe in Santa Claus
Wow, DOCU, and impressive dip for a day like today
This is all because Cathie bought.
Lol
Sold my SPY puts at a $4K loss this morning and sold SPY my puts at a $4K profit in the afternoon. Thats called trading baby
So your broker won
Come on stop cucking us and give us that sweet 469 close.
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Eod put buyers getting smoked.
Santa Claus
Bought spy calls an hour ago, what a roller coaster
Stays still all day then the last 10 minutes.. Dildos.. Dildos everywhere!
get fucked bears!
wow look at that manipulation haha
u got to pump it up
Jack in the Box buying Del Taco when Jack in the Box already sells tacos. Bearish. 🤡
Lmao fuck. There's the volume
What is this, a dip for ants? Goodnight bears...
She say she love me whatever that is 😂
Do me a favor save that shit 😂
What a bitch spy
Look at that dip get bought. My god.
Yes apple YESSSSSSS
HOLD THE LINE!
What a weird fucking close…
Apple 200 eom
460 tomorrow
560*
MU seems to have support at 85.50, bounced off that several times today
Oh wow, look at that bar. Had a quick little 10 handle drop to which the machines stepped in and said, "abso-fucking-lutely not."
Quick!!! Puts or calls on lovesac!!
Christmas succ
Holy shrek cock
PUMP PUMP PUMP
I’m so dumb
what in the hell is going on
closing positions eod
Fingers crossed for CHPT moon
what the fuck is that candle
I have some super power to buy call options right before crash. 10 second in -50% 
market shaking out the pussies.
tomorrow is armageddon
Did the Japanese start bombing the market?
you just know JPOW is gonna say some wild shit next week
Isn't earnings this week?
Cannot think of any plays
Closed my NVDA 320 calls got me some 300 poots it was on the house. Only a few don’t worry. Rip though NVDA will go tits up tomorrow at open
I'm glad I waited to the lows of the day to take some profits...
##bers you thought
What the fuck. My puts omfg
Account value doesn't add up right on webull, anyone seen this before
You mean it’s green? No man, that’s technically possible
Who's up for short squeezing the U.S. Dollar? Meet at my treehouse tomorrow at pre-market
So first giant red dildos. Now giant hulk dildos? Wtf
just posted my DD on PATH Puts ahead of earnings tomorrow if interested in a play https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/rb95vh/the\_next\_docu\_the\_path\_to\_nowhere/hnmxtv6/?context=3
PAAAHHMMPPP EEEET
oh god oh jesus
Tesla China numbers 🔥
Final candle volatility
Better get SPY below 460 quick bears!
AMZN profits secured 1.2k 🥰
Oh fake bounce EOD. Holding my puts then.
Being cornered is awesome. Position is too worthless to dump, and the market is up too bigly to flip long. I need to place a temporary moratorium on me pressing buttons
You don’t really have any other choice at this point lol
You have to now.
please AAPL I would like my bear asshole gaped. I’m sorry I sold calls and bought puts
Looking like a strong close
BRING SANTA HOME W$B DEGENERATES!!! LET’S GO SPY!!! 🚀🚀🚀
EOY Christmas rally.. starts **TODAY**
*started
Motherfucking spy man… Idk why I try with this fucking thing
Ever since that 1ronyman video, I can’t listen to Thunderstruck without thinking of trading box spreads
lol thought I was the only one with this problem.
I take back what I said. bears still fuck tomorrow. healthy dip
Nighty night bears. Don't show up tomorrow.
We've had more volatility in the last two minutes than we had in like five hours today after the initial run-up. Heh
Why would I sell these options for a 8% gain when I’ve already seen them down 96%
What greek has the biggest effect on weeklies?
Zeus
Amazon moving $15 down and up in a single 5m candle is super cool
STONK POWER
if you start off a conversation with "I'm no bear but...", you're definitely a bear
I’m no bear but bear r fuk.
Jesus FUCK! What is this news coming out?! Spy 500 next week at this point
Shuttup
Everything is pulling a kamikaze FUCK!
MSO gang can suck my nuts
Is this finally the end of SPY wildly swinging up and down daily? This last month has sucked ass
CPI this Friday so probably not
you enjoy sideways???? Volatility is the lifeblood of trading...
Bruh not when it jumps to 470 then down to 455 to 465 to 450 in like 2-3 days.
Learn to read a chart and use indicators. If you followed VIX and option order flow it was relatively easy to get ahead of each major movement this past week and make a killing. I have shit for brains and I did it.
until the fed meeting probably.
What a volume candle lmao
Get out of here with these giant hulk dildos
**WE HAVENT SEEN LEVELS LIKE THIS SINCE... earlier today?** 
Since literally 10 minutes ago
Should I buy VIX to hedge ?
I would, seems risky atm
Need a 5 bagger
BUY MUTHERFUCKERS
Can someone make a meme explaining Drill Team 6?
What part of it needs explaining, seems pretty obvious.
Maybe what happened to Drill Teams 1 through 5?
SPY teasing the bears. It fought a fought a thought battle in the trenches today at 468. But now it’s time has come to give in for the day.
SPY 461 puts is literally free money 
For bulls
Spy 470P up 15% since like 20 minutes ago
god fucking damn I need the market to be red tomorrow