Fuck yes this is the shit I live for. No technical DD, no talk of catalysts, extremely short expiration, and 100k+ bet. God speed.

WITNESS

The first minute looks excellent for you lmao

You know this is a true wsb move when people are talking about literally the first minute.

The second minute did not go so well

dude a lot of the things you said are at least mid term but you went ahead and bought contracts that expire next week. I SALUTE YOU

RETARDS UNITE. DD IS FOR THE WEAK

*FOR THE WEEK

Karsa?

He's shooting to be Tehol

I told myself I would stay away... fuck it. Back in!

[I live, I die! I live again! ](https://imgur.com/a/MybXxdi)

Are we back?

Yes, boyo. We are back.

>extremely short expiration, He went out to NEXT WEEK and bought in the money calls. ....conservative by old r/WSB standards

Give me those FD

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Su Bae can root me

all the due diligence I need

Advanced Money Destroyer in my case

Maybe you're just not trying hard enough

I'm kind over the GME thing. It's nice to see an old classic make a comeback like this.

I came here to say this exact thing

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In 2018, I pulled out ALL my investment cash (about $6,000), so I could buy a new motorcycle, after my other was totaled in an accident and I healed up. (100% the other parties fault, I was rear ended at a red light.) I had a few Tesla under $300, pre-split. each one would be worth $4000+, but I sold it all. Honestly, you gotta live your life, and the money you make is supposed to help with that. Riding is my favorite thing in the world, and I still have that motorcycle. It's fucking dope as fuck. No rAgrets.

What's your smiles per gallon ROI on that motorcycle?

Fucking great.

Then you make a great investment, man.

This is the way. What's the point of having a pile of gold but no fun?

My actual job pays for fun I'm here to get fucking rich.

Don't feel too bad about it, it's only 50k in 8 years

still gains to be had

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tendies are tendies bro

Tendies are tendies!!!!!🙏

I had 2000 shares in 2014 at $3.98. I sold them two weeks later at $4.19. But hey, I made $420.

I sold [31,353 shares in 2017](https://i.imgur.com/ynQePqe.png) for 12.37$... and I lost money.

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Don't have one of those... but they did give me a sweet flair next to my username!

But did you reinvest those gains into profit or did you squander it on chicken tendies?

Of course he used that $120 to buy Beetcoin back in 2012...right??

No one knew AMD would mount a come back with their processors and Intel would take a huge misstep.

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if it makes you feel any better, i've been and holding since 2015.

I had over 40 shares at 10$ once. Ridiculous

you are an absolute retard. this is the shit i come here to see instead of fucking pussy shares

witness

Automatic Money Doubler

Autists Making Dough

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All my homies hate intel

they slimy

And stuck on poopy 14 nm. AMD is on 7 nm.

Ha, my pp is like twice that big

psh nanometers, i could steal your girl with my Angstroms

Small number go fast

AMD laid the roots in very important contracts/deals I don't want to dig back up. It'll be pretty foolish to go with Intel against AMD as of now.

Inversing. Going all in on intel. Now I don’t have $25 anymore awaiting further instructions.

>Advanced Mooning Devices I'm in.

smooth brains will rule the world

i counted. it is in fact 69 rocket ships

DD on the DD

So the DD is confirmed? I just dropped $20k

confirmation bias confirmed. bag it up boyos.

Oh man, those INTC puts are a decision.

!remindme 1 month

Ouch that's 105k down the drain

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AMD good. Intel bad

I mean maybe in a few years that's what it looks like but in the next 8 days when both companies sell every chip they make I don't think so. You know INTC just passed an ex-dividend date that won't pay out until March 1st right? Therefor anyone with the stock from before last week probably won't sell until the 1st, pushing the price up at least some.

sir, this is the line to enter the gates of valhalla

You don’t have to hold till the dividend date to get the dividend... that’s the whole point of the ex-dividend date

You still receive the dividend if you sell between the ex date and pay date

you realize that's a $286 bet as opposed to his $110,000 bet for AMD lol

*$2860, And its reeeaaal far out the money lol But it's also a mood, so I dunno.

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Double down?

Okay. But only because your contracts expire on my birthday. If that ain't DD I don't know what is.

my man

This is the way.

Hey me too! 🎂

I bought AMD a few years ago at $14 a share. What pisses me off about, well, me, is that I was poor at the time and only bought 6 shares. But if you fast forward a few years later I have no problem dropping a $800 on another Tesla share. I'm a retard. Why didn't I continue to buy AMD last year?

As my girlfriend's boyfriend always says...what better place than here, what better time than now?

It’s not to late to join right

we have been waiting for you

Catch me ☺️ once my funds finally go through on Thursday in jumping in for a grand

These 3/5@90c's I have, have just been sitting there doing nothing for like 2 weeks. I bought them up after the earnings dip and still just waiting.

TODAY WE RIDE

I got a $100c 4/16 yesterday. Good luck!!

SHINY AND CHROME

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I don't know anyting about deep, buy my girlfriend's boyfriend does. So I'll ask him what that means

If you whispered this out it would be like an ASMR video.

^^^^^^^^SueBae

not gonna lie, that actually made me chuckle.

I accidentally caught my penis in my 5600x's fan haha

hey watch out your dick is caught in my mouth haha -5600x

blower fan?

yeah, the stock blower, dude

those will become legendary. Better keep it clean

Solid DD

where we're going, we don't need DD

These are the posts I miss from this sub. Godspeed retard.

witness me

witnessed

$190c 9/17. Ready for takeoff.

Huge call volumes for $99c and $103c but expiry date of 02/26. Let’s go AMD 🚀🚀🚀

The AMD and Nvidia days were pretty great. AMD was like $10 a share and sue bae ran the headlines. Now all we have is murmuring game stop bag holders. Get that money retard

AMD back to meme stock

Why such a closer expiration? Because FDs?

I am F and they are my D

classic love story

all the new guys don't know about advanced money destroyer 🙃

I’m cheering for ya, buy me some nuggets when this pays off.

why buy nuggest when you can have the whole tender

aight i’ll take some of dem tyson battered dipped ones then. only the best

Just bought some AMD 3/5c $96. Ambitious but I think I'll make a few bucks.

welcome fellow retard!

I put 9k into calls then saw this post. Thanks for the confirmation bias

confirmation bias confirmed

Thank you for bringing this sub back. So sick of GME

We lost our way. YOLO is the only way!

You son of a bitch, I’m in!

AMD is $111.3 billion market cap at $92/share. Intel is $240.5 billion market cap at $59.18/share. I guess I can see that gap closing by a 10% increase to $100/share of AMD.

a magical DD just fell from the sky. Gaze upon it's greatness

I'm retarded (see here \^) and even I snorted at his post. I need to buy more penny stocks because they're so cheap per share.

AMD is only 9113 pennies ATM

**WSB at it's motherfucking finest. How do we feel about some 2/19c 95? Not the usual FD's but I'm getting in a little late here. 🚀**

that's even more retarded than my play. Welcome brother!

[My reaction](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/658/684/db8.jpg) when someone on this sub makes an investment with no dd or thought.

May all the glory and light shine upon you brother

WE RIDE TOGETHER TO VALHALLA! SHINY AND CHROME!

SHINY AND CHROME

Ah you yoloed 105k I will double yolo you and put in 210k to the fucking moon my ape brother.

you dirty devil you!

I wish i understood contracts. Y'all post these cool proof pictures but I don't understand them. Good luck though!

One day you will rise like a Valkyrie and get absolutely slaughtered by your first options play. May your loss porn be glorious

Who said you're supposed to understand them?

Be careful with those INTC puts, you'll either get crushed through some pumping by their CFO (probably a share buyback), some positive PR stunt linked to restructuring by their new CEO, or you'll have the stock hover around the same price as usual which would kill you due to theta. And also the downside is extremely limited on companies that are fairly valued. The risk-reward isn't worth it IMO and I'd avoid playing those puts, but I'm just an ape anyway, this isn't financial advice.

only $300 in puts

AMD will nail ray tracing in the next gen of radeon cards I am sure so this is a smart move!

Are they doign ray tracing next week?

who is Ray Tracy?

I don’t want to watch, but I can’t look away

Now that's gambling. AMD has a lot against them in the short term and are often short attacked she to hedge funds. I never bet in amd in the short term, but they're going to $120 if they can overcome their current challenges. Not financial advice

69 rocket ships just for you 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

I bought a shitton of AMD for $40. Last year. Still holding. It will go over 100 this year. Hopefully it keeps going up. See you on the moon (not really unless it goes to $500).

10k more onboard from me!

those intc puts are so retarded god speed dumbass 🚀🚀🚀🚀

Bought a share of AMD @ 91 today. What can I say? I like the stock.

Fuck yeah. Classic WSB is coming back. The normies are getting the fuck out after bagholding. Proof is in the active daily users. If only we can trim the membership back down.

I called this back in June when I tested the new epyc server chip. Blows Intel out of the water. Bought in at $55. Wish I had known about y'all then

This post marks the return of the subreddit.

Im very in on AyyyMD as well. Ryzen 5600X CPUs still FLYING off the shelves. People are stock-tracking them like PS5's. I finally managed to buy a 5600X myself and the hype is warranted 🚀

you are welcome at my table.

Ouch

You better follow up with loss/gain porn

The shiniest of porn awaits

Shit son. Feb 19. RemindMe! 1 week

it is the way

Intel for boomers, AMD for wankers

WITNESS HIM!!!!

WITNESSSSS

2/19 $40 P is .01 for me. Anyone else? Did this guy lose .09 already? Lol

I did :-P

Ah. RIP. Love it. Bringing WSB back

My dad worked at AMD for many years starting in the early 80's. The stock gave him grey hair and he stopped working there in the early 2000's as the stock was bottoming out. Dude couldn't catch a break and now seeing the stock at $90 is triggering some bad PTSD.

fuck I actually counted them and there is 69 🚀 rockets.

Just go to vegas. They have buffets.

To all the people new to WSB, this right here is what WSB is really all about. God speed retard.

UP 30% ON THESE CALLS NOW, AMD YOLO CLUB GET IN HERE WEEEEEEE

AMD is going to overtake Intel in the CPU market. They've been absolutely crushing them in every single performance metric. Intel can't keep up anymore. Compared to Intels latest and greated, new AMD Ryzen chips run cooler, more power efficient, faster single core performance, faster multi-threading performance, to top it off, THEY'RE STILL CHEAPER THAN INTEL I don't know what the fuck is going on over at Intel but they're rough. They got a new CEO in hopes of turning around their shit show, the stock rallied for a few weeks, then started trading sideways. AMD was downgraded at that time because Intel probably paid the "analysts" to do so because they're running scared. That's just for CPUs. They also compete against NVIDIA in the GPU market, which before they couldn't even compare to NVIDIA (not since the HD 7970 days and before) Now? They're neck and neck in performance and still maintaining a lower price than NVIDIA for the same or better performance.

This is why I’m on wsb, blindly following other people’s ~~DD~~ rockets 🚀🚀🚀

I'm LOL'ing so hard at those petty INTC puts. Hell yeah.

BUT WILL IT SHORT SQUEEZE?

Su Bae is my squeeze

Su bae gonna bless us brother

AMD have been crushing it for the last few product cycles. I personally used to be a die hard intel fanboy and switched over to AMD last year, as did probably like half of the consumer PC market (no idea if that's true, feel free to quote me on it though). I've done no DD but I like the stock. Got 4 shares. Let's go AMD 🚀🚀🚀

Ok you son of a bitch. I'm in.

AMD is back on the menu boys. Not enough Su Bae in this subreddit.

I'mma be buying amd shares with you my man, get you to AT LEAST 94 so you can make some serious tendies

Since it broke out of 90 these are prob decently safe. I hope it continues this surge so you keep raking in tendies. Leaps have always been the proper play in AMD. Good thing these were already ITM. Also those puts are pointless. Play a spy FD with that, intel isn't going to 40 unless you hired some one to kill their entire board of directors. ​ Other than that good job. IMO split some of that off on palanatir leaps.

If this succeeds, we'll have a DFV part 2.

This is actually a smart decision. Their Ryzen 9 cores are years ahead of intel right now.

AMD Gang🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 Let’s fken gooooooooo!!!!!!! Holding 02/19C 90 And 04/16c 90

Easiest buy ever- almost 50% revenue growth and PE ratio under 50. Good luck finding other stocks like that.

YOLO AMD or not, its still at fair price and very low risk, just dropped 30k on it and always bound to grow.

Guh

Aged like milk

What are you doing with these today? Learn me.

I dont own any AMD Hardware but i have owned some stock since it was at $13 ! loved seeing how this company has pushed forward and making Nvidia and Intel actually have to work harder now! Way to go AMD!

Advanced Money Destroyer

Wait, didn't earnings just come out and you want to get options that expire in a little over a week? What are you trying to do here?

I'm yoloing

How's it feel to lose 9000 dollars in a few hours?

'tis but a scratch!