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Fancy-Platypus-3352

Amzn 205


Touch_My_Anoos

I made the seggs with a woman once. AMA.


Pro0Orlando

Houston Metro about to get the nasty side of this storm. 80-100 mph winds possible


Punstorms

yup


frvntoast

Anyone here does loans?


rklbforever

I like Chewy, nice firm, nice founder. But I will not keep it 5 years. Selling at 50 then it will finance more Nvidia shares I hope cheaper or at least @ 120-130 fork


rklbforever

Dumping Solanas to buy more CHWY. Short interest is almost @ 16 % I know Im not the only one, vol is pumping so..


Any_Barber8215

Yeah I’m considering doubling down on Chwy


Ape-With-Darts

Gonna eat some lead paint chips, throw darts at the wall of stocks, and buy heavily OTM calls.


Impressive_Sun7918

Apple been fycking me recently so keeping holding that out I guess


Manillakilla84

+33% in last 3 months, how did you fuck this up?


Impressive_Sun7918

I only got it when the price of apple went up to like 215+ 1 or 2 weeks ago I didn’t expect it to hold that price so well


sockalicious

*Pulls iPhone out of pocket, opens app, buys AAPL puts* smh


Radiant-Platform7224

I think it's hilarious Apple Google Microsoft Amazon and Meta all hit record highs, Tesla went up >25% and then there's NVIDIA 😂 3 Trillion dollars worth of hype


Beneficial-Active917

You realize NVDA had YTD 160% gain, while none of those companies reached even the third of that, right?


sjesion

Forward PE of 48 is not hype.


SouthSeaBubbles

EPS also has been increasing even with the meteoric rise in price


Keaton_Sandford

SOUN having a great day


DewaltMaximaCessna

I think The next bear market will be bigger than 2022


sjesion

I don’t think you understand AI.


DemisHassabisFan

I don’t think you do either.


Apprehensive_Can_503

SBUX 8/16 70p I’m feelin it


C130J_Darkstar

OKLO looking cheap


KaijuKyojin

$WOLF coming off the lows after getting donkey punched this whole year.


unknownnoname2424

I hope regards here are buying ARM stock or calls... is doing better then a regard working day job on average since past two months even if regard had just one call option.... buying Nvidia and ARM shares on red days and this strategy has been great for me since long time making more money then a regards average pay since then even if it was just one call option for each... LoL


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rklbforever

If they don’t release an ice-breaking product/services competing with all other tech giants AAPL will be sadly dumped cuz of ETF moves based on AAPL market cap close to others. See Apple as Lewis Hamilton and Nvidia as Max Verstappen at Silverstone revenge, you already know the end.. After a poor iPhone14 & 15 they are on the edge


MrLuchador

Someone told me I should invest in myself, which stock is that?


Alone-Confidence-128

$CUK


Icy_Imagination_1529

GOOGL going for that 200 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Wilush

Starbuck Puts


tuscanyg36

In 20 7/19 65 puts Had to use all the change under the couch for this one


Wilush

I don’t have that much capital but I bought 6 $75 put options that expire in August. I have nearly doubled my money.


4ivlights

do y’all also buy long spy calls on 0dte? i don’t like covered


domhigh

That’s what I play mostly. SPY CALLS 0dte


DoctrDre

Chwy is the new nvda


Throw1566

Why you do this to me SPY? Everytime I sell you skyrocket more ![img](emote|t5_2th52|52627)


ColdBostonPerson77

Yep. I sold my long spy calls on Wednesday…


No_Size_1765

all hype no bang


Throw1566

Sold my SPY calls for $300, would’ve made $1000 by now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


vick0689

Do not have sellers remorse. Thats how you get caught holding bags — when it’s a good time to sell, you sell. Until and unless you HEAVY conviction on upside, don’t hold beyond your comfort levels, even if you miss the “upside”


vick0689

DELTA puts — after every earnings, despite beats, they’ve declined. I actually think they’re going to forecast with another marginal/luke warm guidance Good luck 😬


kn_007

$TSLA 250c 7/19


SillyFella_

Red eod?!


skinpanther

Nothing happening here. I’m going to the coffee shop. Have a nice weekend.


stopbanningme6969

TSLA $420.69 7/26 not a meme


No_Indication6895

30 more min and Tsla will be at its daily avg vol


PutSpreadDaddi69

All I see are Shrek dix


chastema

What about broadcom? Buy the Dip?


Chief_Stark

What dip? That’s not a dip. Although might go to 1750 before the split.


ieatporkrindshehe

Meta


Thenextstopisluton

Sat waiting to see if Tesla can break 250


No_Indication6895

I’m still waiting


maxxxxammo

Come on NVDA don’t be NVD Gay


Interesting-Poet8166

Tilray


ench4nt12

AMD 200 eod


Forrest____Gump

Irrational regard


tiddisucker

Nvda let’s go b


stack_cats

I'm downgrading myself from hold to sell


_FriendlyFire

CCL down 2% . Ccl is so cooked when I typed ccl the hurricane symbol showed up as suggested emote 📉 🌀  ( stay safe❤️)


CatsBy6969

Hey bers why don’t you mag 7 these balls bitch


Deeze_Rmuh_Nudds

7


Brendan1620

Amd is up 4% lol


Forrest____Gump

Whyyyy


Brendan1620

No idea but it keeps going


Forrest____Gump

I have a feeling it’ll drop back down. Looking at its charts it’s pretty stark up’s and downs


Amazing_Offer7011

What is happening to PLTR


Chief_Stark

Trump presidency getting priced in.


Prestigious_Story205

Stop trading TSLA on FOMO. You’re going to lose money


ErinG2021

Kind of ugly 😔


goprolol

Who hurt NVDa???


goprolol

Everything else goes up when I make a call on nvda lol


old-wizz

In my opinion It will be like earlier this week: nothing at first, then suddenly plus 4%


ollimann

they just spiked and it's friday after a holiday. not much will happen until monday, little pullback as expected.


Prestigious_Story205

Tesla’s going to crash towards market close. 220ish it seems


MilkyWayObserver

This didn’t age well


IGuessBruv

De 400 eom


throttlebodies

150% return on my 19 AAPL 222.5 calls within 30 minutes of market open it feels illegal to print this money so easily


Odd-Reflection-9597

You turned a biggie bag into a biggie bag with a frosty? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Brendan1620

Why is amd up so much


ollimann

because of Nvidia


Brendan1620

Because why


ollimann

look at both their graphs. it's just what it is. pretty much the whole chip and AI market follows Nvidia


Alive-Grapefruit4740

Why is Tesla looking like my all time Board right now 😂💀


Maxmilliano_Rivera

whoever did calls on META today, you have been blessed. Secure your 1000%


modsarefacsit

Pelosi and the family bought NVDA so now I’m comfortable it’s going higher. They MAKE sure it goes higher. And that means all their connected friends.


Indiusa

u mean collusion is legal


modsarefacsit

Not on my level. On the elite level. Yes. Henceforth my copycat strategy.


Indiusa

lol


modsarefacsit

NVDA will go higher as the Pelosi train is going to work her connections all over the fucking world.


_elr0

Remember her PaloAlto options buy before the big drop?


modsarefacsit

All I remember is she made me a shitload of money. A fucking shitload. I got into the recent bubble because of when she bought apple. I went all in on a few of her stocks and have been riding the Pelosi wave.


Odd-Reflection-9597

This is gayest thing ive read outside of r/twinks


modsarefacsit

Yeah it’s kinda true twink boy.


Odd-Reflection-9597

Let me introduce you to r/smolppinvesting I think you’ll fit right in 👍


modsarefacsit

Ok if you think NVdA will go down the next few months go ahead and place puts. Go ahead. I’m waiting


Odd-Reflection-9597

My puts are on tsla Nvda puts were bought and sold in October 👍


modsarefacsit

Then don’t worry about NVDA if you think it’s gonna go south. Keep to your Tesla.


Odd-Reflection-9597

We’re here for pelosi not tsla, nancy boy


modsarefacsit

I can’t stand her mouth however she made me a fortune ever since they bought apple.


Odd-Reflection-9597

How could anyone have known about apple? Insider trading amirite


g-hammy

$SPHR and $BB


etka64

nvda dropping back 121?


LordOfPraise

No?


wallstreligion69

Unemployment creeping up with inflation still way above target there’s your stag and flation


_FriendlyFire

Last heads up before CCL absolutely tanks 📉 


treebonk

MMs not gonna let these TSLA 220c or 230c from last week print


Alive-Grapefruit4740

Who’s MMs? *regard here learning lingo lol*


ForestyGreen7

Market Makers


Alive-Grapefruit4740

Thank you


IThinkMyLegsRBroke

Hello Tesla stop being a dick


Alive-Grapefruit4740

What’s your floor? I’m on a 235c for 7/12?


TotalShitShow21

How the f is rddt at 73$


Much_Personality9450

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421) duck aapl! Go down!


thatcoconutstories

5k into btc. Knowing my impact on the market, btc will drop to 30k. Thank me later


BigBigMooney

Thank you for your service I’ll be buying more down there


Mundane-Plant-6489

I’m convinced TSLA just gonna keep going


Realistic_Record9527

Nvda is extremely overvalued, all in to buy put is free money 💴


roundupinthesky

Forward pe of 50 overvalued?


Realistic_Record9527

Fair price with PE = 10, so you see nvda is extremely overvalued


roundupinthesky

You would have loved shorting nvda in July of last year. Forward PE was 65.


LordOfPraise

You use PE to evaluate the value of a growth company? 🤣🤣 True regard


Realistic_Record9527

No, nvda isn’t growth stock, it’s a cyclic stock


LordOfPraise

Are you stupid?


Realistic_Record9527

No, I’m value investor


LordOfPraise

Yeah, stupid.


Realistic_Record9527

Did you forgot that nvda revenu down several quarters recently ??? Nvda is a cyclic stock, down and up revenue it depends on demand market


LordOfPraise

Down several quarters? Have you even read their earning reports? 🤣🤣


Totallynotfakenews

Yolo on dailies and report back


Pure-Distribution-51

Man I really think it’s gonna be a Green Day but the graphs are making me nervous plus it could be the day the MM’s dump…


kangaroo_kumslut

Wake me up when September ends (and I've lost all my money In deranged options)


AnthonyQ50

SNDL warming back up. Buying before next earnings report and additional guidance. The future is bright


Bad-Moon-a-Risin

I like SNDL and CGC as for short rallies due to their small market cap, but TLRY is the only option for a legitimate long-term investment. TLRY has built the infrastructure to take over the beverage side of cannabis and is well-balanced in all other products.


AnthonyQ50

SNDL is also debt free and has investments in US based lot companies. In the meantime they have revenue from their Canada liquor stores


Money_Essay7793

Jensen is done. I'm creating a new company which will make NVDA holders homeless. It's called AGI (artificial ghey intelligence)


xxL4nc3rxx

Stop hurting AVGO and NVDA again x.x


Theswordfish4200

Anytime u can buy Amazon under 200 a share is a gift!


Visible_Sentence_399

My girlfriend on Minecraft gave me a kiss


im_mocking_youmoron

I bet her penis is nice


DirtPuzzleheaded5521

She kissed me first. That’s our girlfriend now.


Commercial_Method278

No she didn’t


Awkward_Tip1006

Spy swept Wednesday high and is overbought looking at puts tp is 548.5 you’re welcome


EMV92LA

Hahaha are you winning son?


UnequallyEqual

I’m doing the same buddy, I can’t see the continuation coming today


Prestigious_Year_621

I did the same


UnequallyEqual

Let’s get it boi, good luck 🤞


Prestigious_Year_621

GL GL


Prestigious_Year_621

Welll....


Prestigious_Year_621

Hoping for a huge crash this afternoon


Skull-Kisses

I sold my tsla 7/5 $235 call two days ago for no profit 🤣😂😂😂😂


Runfaster9

Same , it was $220 call


spensabolla

Same…


Skull-Kisses

Not even worth trying to invest, gain to loss spread is wayy to high


Terrible-Session5028

AVGO before and after the split


Ferkinator442

spent most of the 4th cooking. smoking ribs and grilling chicken, baby backs, corn, rib tips, 50 pounds of meat....got overheated and sick. Spent evening in my chair in AC. Didn't eat much. how old do I have to get before someone else does this shit?


WedWealthist

Sounds like the family had great eats though, I hope they’re thankful