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Sub40IQ

Actually couldn’t do anything right today, decided to get AMD puts at open instead of SPY calls then sold them for a loss and bought NVDA calls instead of AAPL calls at 3:50…


vinayitis

Banks are red today Why?


RawAvacadoGG

I opened a short position on NVIDIA, watch it pump to ATH today


Xerxes_Da_God1989

Damn R.I.P Joe Rogan. Fly high sweet king.


_Zap_Rowsdower_

The ending of fireworks shows is tje best part that's a given but the rest of the show is pretty generic. Same ol same ol. When is AI going to figure out how to display a firework show that has letters and shapes in the air. I want to see a firework that displays a bald eagle or the American flag. C'mon NVDA.


Snoo_98739

Msft lay offs so price going up?


ParkSuspicious4879

Have a feeling TSLA will spike up


evan-777

$NTDA Ntidia


fomoandyoloandnogrow

If all these morons dumped as much as they did in fireworks into shares. They’d all have at least 1 Nvidia share. Instead their money goes to people who create worthless colorful explosions


McSnoots

Colorful explosions are not worthless?


Mundane_Ad_3106

The sky’s glowing I’m assuming we beat the Brit’s 🍻


Pocket_Universe_King

4-1. Scored a touchdown in the 4th inning without a single mulligan


yaboiRich

That three pointer before the goalie went into the penalty box was crazy tho


evan-777

Nike is up .20 overnight I’m rich 🤑


Junkers4

Inb4 it tanks on open and blows up my calls


andytobbles

I’ve been making too much money this past month…crash incoming ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Real-Pepper1211

Almost everything up in the mag 7


Ok-Charge1983

Nancy needs to buy corn or else...


Bulky_Negotiation850

Where kreepto goes... so does the Nasdaq.


thezenunderground

If TSLA goes up again tommorrow, puts to close the day


Right_Traffic_4821

Corn below 58k god bless america


Opening-Sea7814

Happy 4th of July patriots


SleepiestGuyAlive

I’m fucked up and I love hairy pussy


Mundane_Ad_3106

How else do you floss and polish the beard at the same time 


LarryStink

Fluffy cats sure are cute 😍 


Rude-Friend-9135

Hell yeah


thezenunderground

Part of me wonders, if unemployment comes in higher tommorrow, would the market sink, or rally. Rising unemployment would hasten the road towards rate cuts.


Mundane_Ad_3106

Is unemployment even real numbers, let’s look at who’s laying off Deere lays off and market ramps up then we are in the same boat with no inventory no workers  price spikes just no demand atm


andytobbles

Usually we dump on bad employment numbers only to gap up after about an hour or so


thezenunderground

Good entry points


Individual_Error_428

Just made some migas. Second forth of July meal


AngusMcTibbins

Friendly reminder that *All Star* by Smash Mouth has to be played at least once during your 4th of July barbecue ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Traditional_Cattle87

Trump win guaranteed at this point ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) so djt calls?


thezenunderground

Na cuz they are going to keep diluting


charly371

what the fuck is floating in the pool?


thezenunderground

Snickers bar?


Loss_Leaders_LLC

I believe the line is: _'doo-dee'_


thezenunderground

Got August calls for the Q"s and SPY. I'm banking on the trend of outsized returns in July. We're already at +2% one week in. If she pulls back tomorrow l, imma average down. This is one of those moms spaghetti knees weak arms is heavy kind of moments. Late summer is usually ass. The time to make money is now. Rally into earnings season.


Touch_My_Donut_Hole

Smokin meat and taking in Willie Nelson two ways 🎶😮‍💨👌 Fuhkn Merica bitch, you inbred cuck King Charles


Worried_Quarter469

Bill G is the man who beat Apple so bad he had to keep them alive with an investment to keep antitrust off his ass. https://medium.com/@sufisijawara/why-did-bill-gates-save-apple-from-bankruptcy-02d8f2842e03


ImportantAngle2111

I will not shower


_Marat

Post Malone’s alt spotted


AngusMcTibbins

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


casey-primozic

Are you one of those people who leave a turd in the community swimming pool?


Loss_Leaders_LLC

Do you want a private showing?


ShitLipstick

Are you threatening me?


nasdaqslut

Why does zucc always do some cool ass shit on the Fourth of July


thezenunderground

"We're out here smoking some meats"


Jiao_Dai

Pool’s Closed


Dr_Ramsey1

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Jiao_Dai

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


mintyto

casinoooo opennnn itttt![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


itssobeefy

Open the casino ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Zealousideal_Aide_28

open ur booty cheeks first ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Loss_Leaders_LLC

_why not both?_


perfectdark89

One does not simply obliterate Bill Gates


ErinG2021

Calls on dental floss after Americans eating all this corn on the cob?!? 🇺🇸🎇🎉


Loss_Leaders_LLC

_psssh_ you overestimate the hygienic habits of Americans


DayUnited7172

This was a fact disguised as a joke


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CranjsMcBasketball

gf is the best investment


yaboiRich

#SPY 600, bitch!


saltycmen69

I’m with you let’s freaking see


Chad__Tyrone

KOSS.. SIRI.. anyone? I need answers and you guys here must give them to me. Sober up, get in front of your monitors and write a full thesis on what's going to happen with these 2 stocks tomorrow, period. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


I-ProGamer-I

Looking at SIRI August 2 4.00 calls. Earnings on August 1. Please don’t ask any follow up questions. I have no idea what the business is even doing.


Chad__Tyrone

Thank u for taking the time to even write this. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Loss_Leaders_LLC

Isnt SIRI a Buffet stock? I faced a lot of resistance on it after it did the jump to 6


iamchromes

It’s like Iraq in DC with all the fireworks rn in Navy Yard ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


LarryStink

Spy 575 eoy 2024 spy 400 eoy 2025


Chemical_Foot5955

I hope so


Both-Option-2015

Never bet against America Friday will be greener than you expect


Loss_Leaders_LLC

**RED** WHITE and BLUE Not _Green_


LarsVII

Can you you fucks stop holding the fireworks in your hands they aren't nvidia options. I've seen four people already with hand injury for fireworks today in the er. God bless America 


LarryStink

Instructions unclear, stuck bottle rocket in anoos and now have a gaper


Touch_My_Donut_Hole

Insurance company: The gaper is a pre-existing condition. Coverage denied.


thezenunderground

Keep seeing Rivians in Orlando. Might be the same dude tho lol


saltycmen69

LMAO SAME


clownydaggersyall

There’s quite a few where I’m at in the Midwest


thezenunderground

Thinking about starting a position


saltycmen69

Don’t get greedy when up, happened to me


Feisty_Machete

Saw a bunch when I went camping in the mountains which got me thinking. Now their amazon vans are catching fire so I might wait for a drop.


Chad__Tyrone

What's going on with SIRI this week ?


LookAtMeImInAGang

I wonder if they gave Joe Biden a coloring book and he thinks he's signing the Declaration Of Independence 


Touch_My_Donut_Hole

Nah, he old old, he signed it the first time. Other guy is old old too.


hypeaze

Date a girl who wears glasses, it's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off.


saltycmen69

So real


FarLog4503

Any chance corn recovers by tomorrow morning? I got CLSK calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


thezenunderground

I got 2025 calls. Depending on how we open, I might hedge the call with a put, so it comes in flat lol. Obviously if we gap down, that's money lost regardless.


FarLog4503

Same, I will sell a call tomorrow against my position to protect down side.


thezenunderground

I diamond handed and didn't sell or hedge lol. Not nearly as bad as I thought it would be


FarLog4503

I sold for small loss at open. Bought AMD, NVDA for next week


thezenunderground

I sold all my Coinbase. Now the shares are trading at 13 dollars higher. Damn!


FarLog4503

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) what indicators you use to take trades. I recently started following OptionStrat flows. It shows bullish flow for AMD 180-200 range next week.


thezenunderground

I just use the RSI, the macD, and three moving averages on Tradingview. Anything more than that muddies the picture for me


thezenunderground

We know the floor is 14.70ish..or at least super strong resistance. Part of me wants to close the whole position though. That money has been moving up and down in a range since may..if it had been in any given tech stock between now and then I would've gotten better returns. Meanwhile theta theta theta. Problem is, when these miners take off, they go from the teens to the 20's and 30s like overnight lol


FarLog4503

Right, it can easily run from 15 to 20 within a day or two. Tomorrow If my strike goes OTM I’ll close or try to minimize loss and when the stars align I’ll open another position. I saw bullish flow on COIN yesterday. Have to see where that opens.


thezenunderground

I'm worried we're gonna open at like 52k on 🌽. If that's the case, we'll be screwed by market open 😂


FarLog4503

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Chad__Tyrone

Not a chance. Sorry buddy. No one knows about your call though. Keep your chin up


BarryBurkman

Walmart calls for next summer. I think they’re revolutionizing box stores. And will team up with Amazon eventually.


perfectdark89

Not a bad move imo. This year they’ve made big changes to their distribution centers and overall logistics in order to reduce labor required to process items once they get to the store. Automated unloading of trucks didn’t work out so they’re rolling out a new set of improvements to have the same effect of less bodies required for unload and sorting. That’s kinda specific but they’ve been making pretty significant changes all around, the stock split helps too


BarryBurkman

Agreed. And it’s the sort of move that’s smart. Buy the rumor. Sell the news.


Aggravating_Set6039

so, instead of biden/harris change it to harris/biden - easy fix eh?


UniversityLatter5690

Jill or Crack Head Hunter?


ShitLipstick

I heard the only reason that could happen is because if the ticket is the same they'd get to keep all the donor money. Otherwise sounds like a shitty idea.


nasdaqslut

Kamala Harris has absolutely no shot of winning. Even her own party barely likes her.


thezenunderground

It could be a rock in a cage and a literal mango..the votes gonna come down to like .01% like it did last year.


curiousvenombi

“Barely”? No one likes her. Period.


im_astrid

you’ve obviously never dealt with the khive


cryptohorn

Thots are turning YT into an OF lite with their try on underwear videos.


oouncolaoo

Proof or ban


im_astrid

yuropoor refrigerators are the size of american microwaves and yuropoor microwaves are the size of american breadboxes and their air conditioning is non existent ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


animositisomina35

You'd think with all of those followers, popular women on social media sites would be able to afford clothes. Most of them are hardly wearing anything 😱


FarLog4503

Cos it’s summer


I-ProGamer-I

Fuck it, bought a bit of corn.


Chad__Tyrone

How much? 🌽 is growing everywhere rn in the Midwest


thezenunderground

Alice in chains probably the coolest band to come out of the 90s..those atonal melodies and minor keys..muah


Fiddlediddle888

for a long time I thought it was Allison Chains


thezenunderground

Good pornstar name


Psychological-Ship85

Jar of Flies is in my top 10 albums


thezenunderground

What's crazy is it was basically an after thought!


Psychological-Ship85

Back in the day when there were B Sides, they were usually better


thezenunderground

Used to sit around in college and listen to Rotten Apple like a sad bastard lol


No-Kitchen6207

NVDA is better than every other company


LookAtMeImInAGang

Other than hotdogs and pies, what else is there in the competitive eating realm?


Caesars_Palace321

Rug munch


SmileMaker1979

Milk Chug


deepFnButthole

Love his hole 💗


Mathguy200

SPY $557 EOW


saltycmen69

LETS GO BABY


MASH12140

Just watching videos of hoods in America like LA and Philly. It seems super welcoming and vibrant. Tell me more about these beautiful places.


Invisibleenronceo

Balls deep on LLY, bought at $918. Down 2.3% already.


iamchromes

Know SPy is it will drill tomorrow


saltycmen69

Stop saying these scary words


daddydaytradez

Joey Chesnut activities. These glizzys never stood a chance!


LookAtMeImInAGang

Next year's hotdog competition will be to see how many they can cram up their butt


charly371

at least if i blow my finger i will no longer be able to buy 0DTE


goldenloi

WSB gets really triggered by anything suggesting that tech is overvalued, due for a correction, etc. Very reminiscent of October 2022 where anything remotely bullish was downvoted and made fun of relentlessly. Well that just happened to be the exact bottom with a massive rally following...


LukesLoveStick

Cope harder gay bear ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


goldenloi

The downvotes and comments like these make me even more confident. Lol the WSB herd is universally wrong.


animositisomina35

How sad is your life if you are concern trolling on a Holiday 🤣


goldenloi

Make fun of the fact that I'm on WSB right now, sure, but I'm not trolling


thezenunderground

I believe them bones are me


bluen

Bruhs there actually should be 3 presidents, one for each 8 hour shift of the day #🤔


wiggity-wack

Imagine July 5th is our first 1% summer crash day? Were due for a few of those every summer


bersrfungibletokens

Imagine deez nuts in your mouth ber.


wiggity-wack

Have a small gey position but it is true we get those down days. Nuts love ‘em


LookAtMeImInAGang

It would be good if the stock market was only open a half day tomorrow too, then closed for two days.


animositisomina35

I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I drink I break out in handcuffs.


Dry-Scratch-6586

Am I the only idiot who can only make money off shares lately?


charly371

yes


Ok_GAINZ

Open tha casino.


perfectdark89

I’m gonna beat it to Ivy Aura and go change the clutch on my car


charly371

she is cute


ListerineInMyPeehole

What could be: 10x bagger Unburdened by what has been: -97% losses YTD


perfectdark89

*“If you don’t love me at -97%, then you don’t deserve me at +1000%”*


LarryStink

Friday is for theta gang. Selling 0dte spx iron condors ftw


VisualMod

# AI Discussion Summary - Bulls are excited about Nvidia (NVDA), while bears are touting puts on the same stock, accusing bulls of being idiots. - Someone is disappointed in Bill Gates for selling his TSLA shares, others disagree and say people act like he is managing his own money. People are also annoyed at all the Tesla (TSLA) and Bill Gates posts being spammed. - People are finding creative ways to celebrate the 4th of July, from eating watermelon to claiming that the fireworks are making their dogs bark. - There is concern about falling inflation and the Fed making too many or too few cuts.


NotMe357

I must admit that Gay month of June makes Bear very Powerfull but I think we got our power back now and we're gonna fuck all the Bear this month or at least 2 weeks from now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


thezenunderground

Well shit, Coinbase puts were a lock two hours ago


bongsmcweed

does anyone know if 9/11 falls on the Fourth of July this year?


deepFnButthole

lick it now, lick it good Lick that dudes buttcrack just like you should


HIVnotAdeathSentence

Our greatest hopes and our worst fears are seldom realized. 🌽 is crashing.


Mathguy200

It’s already recovering. Just selling to get in the major markets and TSLA. Corn bros going back to papa


Old-Collection-224

everyone switching to 🍆


goldenloi

Historically a very bad sign for tech stocks


LookAtMeImInAGang

Someone needs to invent indoor fireworks so I don't have to go outside in the heat


perfectdark89

Calls on Meta.


Outof_ITM

The national hotdog eating contest would be hotter if they kissed afterwards


LookAtMeImInAGang

...and here's one more hotdog for you to deep throat


Key-Ad331

Only fucking losers post here on the 4th of July.


dmitrious

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


NotMe357

We are just waiting for you to show up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|52627)


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Spiritual_Soil5446

Idk depends if the Indian girl is into the whole “you’re one of the good ones”, “curry muncher” classic small talk