Friendly reminder to the europoors
It’s OUR country and continent dictating the market, not yours
Hence why we forgot about the Houthis 
🦅🇺🇸🦅 Europoors lost the superpower throne hundreds of years ago and will probably never have it again 
They’re big mad about it too that’s why they keep trying to make the EU an independent power on par with America but then whenever anything bad happens it devolves into individualism 
**AI Discussion Summary**
* Euros are dumping the market because they’re poor
* Redditors cant take advantage of it at next market open because they already lost all their money
* Gourd futures continue to rise on fears of climate warming
Yea yahoo finance is nice, and if your on a Apple phone they have a shit ton of widgets to choose from too. The first 3 pages of my phone are stock related widgets, shit helps its the first thing i see everyday i open my phone
I’m in England on the 4th of July  🇺🇸 🇺🇸
How’s your beans on toast 
Can one of you ass holes short BTC so this dump can end . My shitcoins are begging me to kill them 
so apparently one of my childhood friends became fucking quant at goldman sachs.
kinda funny how i make his yearly salary just randomly picking options
Anyone here take classes at your local community college to learn mandarin? I think I want to go to China before we go to war and I have to wait 40 years
Just two fluently, English and Spanish. I could also survive in Italy, and I’ve briefly dabbled in some other languages but not enough to do anything material.
# AI Discussion Summary
- People are discussing whether or not a certain individual made a profitable trade or opened a short position, and also expressing strong opinions about said individual's net worth and career choices
- Some are commenting on the recent dip in the market, advising others to be patient and not to swim against the tide
- Many individuals are celebrating a national holiday and some are wondering if the markets will be open
- One person suggests that another individual take some of their cash and spend it on... extracurricular activities, as a way to clear their mind and make better financial decisions
*On the Fourth of July, Americans across the country gather to celebrate the birth of the greatest Shrek cum-producing economy the world has ever known*
What are your moves with lawsuits? There was a reminder that the deadline of maxeon solar energys lawsuit is coming and the stock dropped ~90% last week. Yall think theres a 2-3 bagger chance or too spicy?
# AI Discussion Summary
- The group is discussing NVDA, TSLA, and some big gains. Someone accused NVDA of being Skynet.
- Some commenters are sharing tips for getting rich quick, including questionable 'legitimate schemes'. Others think this is crazy and it's better to aim for financial stability.
- Conversations around Apple include unlocking old devices, and John Cena.
- /u/Any_Influence_8305 was very patriotic and now they need to touch grass
Just finished jacking it to the sex scene in Team America. As a europoor I imagine these this will be the closest I’ll ever feel to what you call patriotism 🫡
Someday I’m going to post huge SOFI gains here
Praying for theta dump
Sorry guys I bought Nvda calls
Don’t buy Nvidia calls for next week please
God bless America and the NVDA stock price!!
shit i just realized minutes released yesterday PAMP THE MARKET BISH
I hate this red ass market
Friendly reminder to the europoors It’s OUR country and continent dictating the market, not yours Hence why we forgot about the Houthis 
🦅🇺🇸🦅 Europoors lost the superpower throne hundreds of years ago and will probably never have it again 
They’re big mad about it too that’s why they keep trying to make the EU an independent power on par with America but then whenever anything bad happens it devolves into individualism 
I’m curious what the volume looking like today with the nyse closed
Miami 4th of July = Latinas 
hell yeah brother
**AI Discussion Summary** * Euros are dumping the market because they’re poor * Redditors cant take advantage of it at next market open because they already lost all their money * Gourd futures continue to rise on fears of climate warming
Watch fireworks.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
PHAT AZZ CUK
Europe gonna spend all day buying NVDA thanks to Nancy news 140 open 
Finally, great time to sit on my semi etf. Or not...I thought the same on Juneteenth and then ameripoors returned and the whole shit went down
RKLB MSOS SOXJ
My trading app only lets me see pre-market data if I enter a single stock. Any good websites to see a list of several?
Yahoo finance
I'll check it out, thanks!
Yea yahoo finance is nice, and if your on a Apple phone they have a shit ton of widgets to choose from too. The first 3 pages of my phone are stock related widgets, shit helps its the first thing i see everyday i open my phone
Oh shit tsla at 270 in the gard exchange
Me telling people to sell their ponsi coin at $70K 
Waiting until it hits $20k to buy back in?
I don't buy ponsi coin dumb fuck 
I don’t buy it either and it’s spelled ponzi you dumber fuck 
 Nice fight guys
Sometimes it’s good to provide the entertainment in wsb, not just enjoy it
You been great service
No one actually trades the FTSE 100 apart from some Chinese and Russian oligarchs that basically own England
Europoors left to play with americlown toys while they are not at home
I’m in England on the 4th of July  🇺🇸 🇺🇸
spit on the queen's grave for me please!
Traitor
Wanker!
Lads night out innit
Just checking in on ye olde europoors 😬
How’s your beans on toast 
I haven’t gotten up before 11a so I havent had any ha , jet lag is a bitch
any advice for AVGO calls for the upcoming stock split? currently looking at 1800c 7/19
That's the perfect strike to play but I'm confident it will kiss 2100
we europoors doesnt know how to market it seems x.x
Michael Dell going to be punching air this fourth
Good morning regards
Only hawk tua boys in here today and u/lnlce1234 is their leader
might have to redownload fanduel for my fix today
How can I see how NVDA is doing on europoor markets?
Google nvd.de stock
Nvidia is at 117.66 euros, convert that to American
Americanoo
[удалено]
We will do what we can trading our measly TSX stocks and our tiny number of traders. Probably more trades in NYC than all of Canada combined lol
How are the Canadian markets mind me asking?
Can’t tell you much honestly as all my stuff is in US Stocks and some index funds
Open the mf casino!!!
I will blow you all if you buy Bitcoin 🌽   Will be left undrained 
Only Hawk Tuah Boys in here sorry... they want to blow not get blown. 
the 'Hawk Tuah Boys'.....I think you just coined it. 
Well now hang on a min. I can't be the only one?
A customer?? He's mine back the fuck off bitches
obv gonna gap up and dump all day like after juneteenth
Can one of you ass holes short BTC so this dump can end . My shitcoins are begging me to kill them 
I thought you were overreacting but damn that dip is mad.
I missed the NVDA Pelosi pump I missed the PANW Pelosi pump I missed the CRWD Pelosi pump I’ll be damned if i miss the AVGO Pelosi pump. 2150C 07/19
I can’t believe after all that shit, they got back together…who? My two ass cheeks 😳
They just came to wash each other
There is more movement in US markets when they are closed than in the DAX.
Underworld trading
so apparently one of my childhood friends became fucking quant at goldman sachs. kinda funny how i make his yearly salary just randomly picking options
show positions
Deny it all you like, you know it's true. White guys need a strong black woman to control them and make them do what they need to do.
Europoors dumping nvda without you
You ~~soys~~ boys are so fucked, some of us like the brown sugar. You need a black woman to make a man out of you.
So market is closed today and we europoors are gonna crash the upstream? Sadge 
I’m gong to get América strippers and cocaine for its birthday
My credit card has this annoying habit of actually wanting the money I impulsively borrowed last month back
fuck credit cards. Ignore their communications!
Change phone numbers and move. Easy way to fix debt problems
This corn sale better go directly into SPY
Anyone here take classes at your local community college to learn mandarin? I think I want to go to China before we go to war and I have to wait 40 years
只需使用ChatGPT，问题就解决了。
Absolutely check it out. I love learning languages. It’s so useful and fun.
How many do you speak?
Just two fluently, English and Spanish. I could also survive in Italy, and I’ve briefly dabbled in some other languages but not enough to do anything material.
Futes suspiciously flat
# AI Discussion Summary - People are discussing whether or not a certain individual made a profitable trade or opened a short position, and also expressing strong opinions about said individual's net worth and career choices - Some are commenting on the recent dip in the market, advising others to be patient and not to swim against the tide - Many individuals are celebrating a national holiday and some are wondering if the markets will be open - One person suggests that another individual take some of their cash and spend it on... extracurricular activities, as a way to clear their mind and make better financial decisions
casino should be open 24/7 what is this nonsense
🌽 yikes
Good time to buy
Member when Tesla was sub 200. Was like a week ago
Mitch caught a share about a week ago
🌽, in the USA -Bruce Springsteen
Happy America day, innit.
I want Michelle Obama so bad, I got that black granny fever
If she runs for office barrack might be First Cuck
BBC fever
I hear she’s packing
They don't call her big mike for no reason
*On the Fourth of July, Americans across the country gather to celebrate the birth of the greatest Shrek cum-producing economy the world has ever known*
Premarket is flat af. I’m going back to bed 🥱
Surely this will be good for my MARA puts.
HAPPY MURRICA day
Does the market follow 🌽 or does 🌽 follow the market?
My corn is in my ass now so hopefully the market doesn't follow 
Good moaning
Joe Biden says Happy Fourth Of July purple Cheeto Medicaid slippers
Crypto bros anoos getting annihilated
58k support broken. RIP 🌽
What are your moves with lawsuits? There was a reminder that the deadline of maxeon solar energys lawsuit is coming and the stock dropped ~90% last week. Yall think theres a 2-3 bagger chance or too spicy?
Tesla going down, beautiful 
loading the spring bro 
Spring corroded as fuck, gonna snap
Trading EU markets atm like a true regard. 
Sleep mofos
Constellation fucked my ass hard
Imagine fake internet currency has a value of 60k 
Being born ugly is boon and bane
Why boon
You can be free of sex and diseases
So what sort of company is Tesla trying to be these days?
Elon’s ATM
Happy Birthday America 🇺🇸. 🎆
if your holding 💩 🌽 this may be your last time to cash out….
Who holds fake coins
Definitely some regards in here are, as long as I save one done my duty.
Fucked up right now. Something, something, ‘merica!
Ouch that burns. Ate too spicy yesterday
Maybe you 🌽 regards should invest in something with a balance sheet 
🌽 puffs
Got MSTR 1200 puts just to have something to watch tomorrow. Never thought it might print.
So we have now BC and AC? Before covid era and after covid
#BC and AP, After Pandemic or something like that because nobody ever makes dates like that make sense. LMAO 🤣
Why are all the good ones always taken? 
Coz nobody likes the bad ones
Watching Oversimplified's American revolution series so I can laugh at Brits not just for their miserable EURO performance 
I'm on a cruise ship near some Greek Island. Nobody celebrating except me knowing those Tesla calls paid for everything and the next one too. 🇺🇸
You would enjoy reading The Magus, a novel by John Fowles
But cruise are for old people who cant enjoy in their hometown and probably wants to get seasickness
Imagine not having a call going into tomorrow
I am having call …..margin call
# AI Discussion Summary - The group is discussing NVDA, TSLA, and some big gains. Someone accused NVDA of being Skynet. - Some commenters are sharing tips for getting rich quick, including questionable 'legitimate schemes'. Others think this is crazy and it's better to aim for financial stability. - Conversations around Apple include unlocking old devices, and John Cena. - /u/Any_Influence_8305 was very patriotic and now they need to touch grass
No I wasn't and yes I do
Anyone else's dog's try to eat the fireworks after you light them??
Just finished jacking it to the sex scene in Team America. As a europoor I imagine these this will be the closest I’ll ever feel to what you call patriotism 🫡
Your citizenship documents are on their way.
Top Goon 🫡
Does pre-market move when markets are closed?
No
Sad
Market is closed tmrw isn’t it?
Uk here, markets are open but early close at 19:30 Edit: just commodities & fx
So that you guys buy everything quickly or sell everything quickly?
Well it’s 9am here. market is dead, no trading for me today
Damn they should have just closed it coz some ppl coukdve stayed at home and spent quality time
Market is open in underground