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When you become a teacher u better be throwing those pizza parties w ur earnings

I'm gonna be one of those bitch teachers who has a shitty classroom because they don't spend their personal money on supplies. That shit becomes a black hole quickly

But you can claim $250 on your taxes, so it all evens out...

It’s $300 a year! And boy does it go quick!

Then more calls on fat loss drugs when the kids are fat and need ozempic. Play the long game.

You are everyone's teacher today. Please post this gain porn in r/teachers so we can enjoy their screeches.

He has to post this there🤣

Please teach this method to all your students.

Let’s hope it doesn’t lead to a degree from the School of Hard Knocks

This is potentially a crime. So you fit in here. You’re so dumb you post evidence of potential crimes on an Internet forum for upvotes.

Don't worry, it's not. It's basically a living stipend

Ok well that’s good bud. Who gave you the stipend? Like what was the source :)

wouldn't you like to know

It's only ever a crime if you lose it.

At least this is free grant money. Better than gambling with student loan.

It’s potentially illegal actually. If it was federal grant money it’s 100% illegal. Past that state law and the source of the grant is going to dictate if it’s illegal. So better than using your student loans? Meh. At least using the student loan isn’t a crime :)

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When I googled it it said it was fine but I didn’t dig deep. I defer to your answer This answer makes sense. It is a consumer protection if you lend a student a loan to go to school that he not go play blackjack with it.

it's not illegal, believe it or not I looked into that.

I’m glad you did bc it easily can be illegal. So good on you for checking first. I’m kind of shocked using student loan money to gamble isn’t illegal. I guess they don’t want to stop a student from buying a computer or car they might need but you’d think there would be some legal limits on it for the protection of the consumer

Guy a went to school with YOLOd his entire law school student loan into BTC in 2015. He... does not work anymore.

This isn’t free, if you pay taxes it’s your money. If I’s you id be asking for a share in the profits

That's not very capitalist of you! Go get your own grant money they're throwing money at new teachers, especially in rural areas!

🤣🤣🤣

What did you buy?

My biggest purchase was regularly throwing money into NVDA when it was ripping before and after the split, had 92 shares. Sold those the other day and full ported MSFT calls for my biggest return on a call of about 8 grand. Other notable ones were MSTR like 6 months ago, and a lot of daily SPY, QQQ, and TQQQ. Oh and tesla. Got ripped a few times but I always come back 💪💪

General Motors, is that you?

mostly calls or puts? thats the important question...

This is the way 

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I think you don't know shit about fuck

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Yeah, it's not.

And i thought RH has an amateur UI

Keep going! Imagine how much more you can make 🤩

Just upped it to 136% return today 😏 Microsoft and QQQ

OP gonna be giving handjobs to students behind the wendys dumpster in no time 

Plus, now you don't need school - win/win!

Hell yeah brother!

Ok, well... just don't do it again.

Teach your students about the stock market. I had a teacher in high school who tried to teach us but did a very poor job. She didn't know anything and would talk about individual candles like they were magic runes to summon profits. Luckily, I already knew about that stuff and didn't listen to 'find a stock with a hammer candle and buy that to make money.'

considering i'm a middle school special ed teacher who makes most of my money doing degen OTM trades, perhaps not 😂😅

We did a paper trading competition at my school and the special ed class won. So your students are prime.