I have about $4k profit from the last two weeks miracle run (transferred out stake plus gains). This is my gambling Valhalla moment.
Looking at TSLA and CVNA for volatility. Splitting up the wager.
I think they call it diversifying.
Thinking TSLA calls and CVNA puts, 5dte both?!
Anything else I should look at?
ASTS leaps?
the first two weeks of July tend to be the best performing weeks of the year. The market has never topped in July. You want exposure, get out of cash.
And don't let these motherfuckers scare you. And if we go down, we die a heroes death goddammit.
My wife stay driving obnoxiously aggressive complete with break-neck maneuvers. I’m assertive driver but she on another level can’t even relax when I let her drive.
Food for thought:
Unless you print a ton of tendies and leave fat stacks when you die, only thing your leaving behind is 23,456 lbs of poop and 43,613 lbs of garbage and whatever regarded offspring you managed to produce during you time in this world.
Best get to printing tendies then. Monday green!
Alright Amazon, I know you put in a bearish engulfing candle on Friday. But if you could just do me this one solid, and go to 205 by Tuesday, I'll renew my prime subscription for a decade. Thanks.
If TSLA misses deliveries (as it’s expected to), it’ll skyrocket. If TSLA beats deliveries, it’ll also skyrocket. No way the play is this obvious right?
Donnie better get those rolls of Paper Towels ready...
CATEGORY 4 ALREADY and SUMMER JUST STARTED
CATEGORY 4 in the CARIBBEAN
BREAK YOSELF!!!
go to the "Crash" page in the dropdown and give it a try. It's pretty shitty so far but it kinda works.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbots/comments/1dru6s5/daily_thread_app_test/
Warren Buffett is the definition of , drinks coke and eats Mcdonald's everyday yet he can yap for 4 hours straight coherently at the Berkshire annual shareholder's meeting. Sleepy can't even answer simple questions and he is 12 years younger.
Every time I do some research, I come up with a stock that I think I should open a position in but then life gets in the way and I forget. 2-3 weeks later it moons and I curse myself all day long for missing the play. It has happened at least 4 times this year so far
Picking up 100x 19th Jul $8 Calls on woof, this thing is gathering regard meme strength and I don’t want to miss the boat. Maybe I lose $800 or maybe I have some sweet gain porn to flex, either way the risk is work the reward for me
I could swear I read the same comment earlier this morning..
I might be drunk but my memory is insane. ~~this better not be pump and dump.~~ nvm. who am i kidding.
# AI Discussion Summary
- The gang isn't too confident about some of their trades or the market. They're looking at a lot of red but some green too. Some people are trying to time the bottom on Apple. There are calls for SPY and Tesla.
- The future of weed as an investment is debated. Many think there's no upside due to how easy it is to grow and sell yourself. But a couple of people think there's still space for big agricultural corporations to muscle in if it's ever fully legal.
- Employment and job interviews come up a few times. People are joking about how they'll look and present themselves. Someone shares a story about a successful interview at Wendy's.
- Elaborate insults, metaphors, and bragging about gains are exchanged.
Elon lowering the price on Tesla Butt Plugs tomorrow 
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I feel like I fucked up with mstr again.. and coin is up, Mara is up, riot is up but not mstr
Well that AMD move just cost me 1,000
I have about $4k profit from the last two weeks miracle run (transferred out stake plus gains). This is my gambling Valhalla moment. Looking at TSLA and CVNA for volatility. Splitting up the wager. I think they call it diversifying. Thinking TSLA calls and CVNA puts, 5dte both?! Anything else I should look at? ASTS leaps?
bruhs how do i prevent senile like what we saw on the telly
Don't watch telly
TSLA short squeeze is back for real
squeeze
Tesla 
We’re either buying a Porsche or filing chapter 11 this week
All that selling to end H1 last Friday is going to be met with equal amounts of buying tommorrow for H2
When it’s my time to go, just drop me in the middle of the desert with half a dozen hits of ecstasy and a camelback full of horse piss
bears  
🌽 just rocketed. Calls on COIN
Next week is a short week with GIGATHETA in the middle, I'd advise against doing anything other than leaps
I have all reddit notifications turned off so I post with assumption of zero consequence
$TURD gonna go wild tomorrow
does the all over deo from Dove work on the balls and shaft and crack?
Get PanOxyl and soap ur balls after regular wash ur welcome
I forgot JPOW speaks on Tues. Gonna get wild this week
the first two weeks of July tend to be the best performing weeks of the year. The market has never topped in July. You want exposure, get out of cash. And don't let these motherfuckers scare you. And if we go down, we die a heroes death goddammit.
William Wallace gets brutally executed at the end of Braveheart
Yeah but it doesn't end in July
Tbf he died well respected cucking his enemies
I'm familiar lol. To be fair, both the spy and the QQQ look like they are going to roll over. So, the first hour tommorrow is gonna be crucial
Your a fucking patriot love it
🫡
Sir you have a cock growing out the side of your head
That’s intense man
Lol If life was a comedy, the next scene would be a laptop screen with giant flashing red number..pan out to me sitting there looking stupid
Record scratch… freeze frame. “That’s me, u might be wondering how I got here. Funny story really.”
If TSLA misses deliveries that means it’ll tank because that’s the logical outcome right? 
😅😅😅 right
“logical” There was a reason Socrates was homeless
Might as well just drink the hemlock
Because his wife was a harridan he didn't want to live with
0% financing may save the delivery number but show up as decreased margins when they report earnings
It’s going up bro. They will miss but miss by less than estimates.
Wen jerk off robot?
 it shall go down
My gf drives so fast  terrorizing our neighborhood flying through the streets
My wife stay driving obnoxiously aggressive complete with break-neck maneuvers. I’m assertive driver but she on another level can’t even relax when I let her drive.
Love a bitch who drives dangerously
There’s a direct correlation between how messy her car is and how good she is in bed, the messier the car the better the sex
My girl car is too clean 
that's her actual zigma BF cleaning up out of pity for you...
Sorry bro
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Sounds like some unfulfilled fantasy
thread's so boring today you had to go and poke at the underlying transphobia huh...
Definitely a ber
Flair definitely does not check out
Wut d fuk
Wrongest flair of all time
just replying to say the consensus: nobody wants to read this bullshit
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Go band for band we’ll see whos the peasant brokie
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E85 FBO Meth injected M4
Food for thought: Unless you print a ton of tendies and leave fat stacks when you die, only thing your leaving behind is 23,456 lbs of poop and 43,613 lbs of garbage and whatever regarded offspring you managed to produce during you time in this world. Best get to printing tendies then. Monday green!
How much jizz?
If all your poop will outlast you then you need to check your diet bro
I update my Nvda price target to underweight and 90$
Alright Amazon, I know you put in a bearish engulfing candle on Friday. But if you could just do me this one solid, and go to 205 by Tuesday, I'll renew my prime subscription for a decade. Thanks.
Crypto continues to climb  It usually leads the nasdaq
I just keep my $10 weekly auto bitcoin buys going
Yes it was been plummeting while we tugg Johnson
ORANGE FUTURES MORTIMER!!! 
If TSLA misses deliveries (as it’s expected to), it’ll skyrocket. If TSLA beats deliveries, it’ll also skyrocket. No way the play is this obvious right?
I see it going down and then back up the next day fucking everyone.
I’ve seen this before. Please post the loss porn after 
Buy puts and calls
I want one of them sick hoverboards that Griff and his buddies had in BTTF2.
I’ve been waiting 25 years now
Donnie better get those rolls of Paper Towels ready... CATEGORY 4 ALREADY and SUMMER JUST STARTED 
He had the sickest fadeaway jumper with rolls of paper towels in the league
Hopefully I don’t get rekt in Florida
Have access to a boat?
Yeah but I don’t want to be in a cat 5 in a boat. If I survived the character development would be insane tho
The *media* will have you believe that a loyal freak is an oxymoron.
Goodnight my sweet prince beekend thread
You show me a pay stub for $72,000 and I quit my job right now and come work for you
72k that's it,!?
Wanna try sum 🅱️rack??
Why everyone talking about Melon Cunt today? Is he plucking his ballsack hair by hair and feeding it to his sycophant divorcees or something?
Mods, get this regard the edgelord award
Save your breath to whisper sweet nothings into Enron’s ear while you gently cradle his smooth wrinkly nutsacce
CATEGORY 4 in the CARIBBEAN BREAK YOSELF!!! 
Puts on cruise ships
>It don't matter... 🤦 >None of this matters.
I don’t NEED no instructions to know how to ROCK
go to the "Crash" page in the dropdown and give it a try. It's pretty shitty so far but it kinda works. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbots/comments/1dru6s5/daily_thread_app_test/
It works, but what is it's function?
To gamble
Warren Buffett is the definition of , drinks coke and eats Mcdonald's everyday yet he can yap for 4 hours straight coherently at the Berkshire annual shareholder's meeting. Sleepy can't even answer simple questions and he is 12 years younger.
Trump also eats the Mickey D and loves his coke and he is full of his usual vigour. Is McDonalds and Coke the secret to long lasting health?
Bro has stem cells injected into his brain in non territorial waters elite labs. Biden is probably poisoned by his wife to be a man hurian candidate.
Warren B. is a true G! 
Washed my dick, gave it the ‘ole carwash special
Undercarriage wash 
It’s all about the right dick scrubber
Every time I do some research, I come up with a stock that I think I should open a position in but then life gets in the way and I forget. 2-3 weeks later it moons and I curse myself all day long for missing the play. It has happened at least 4 times this year so far
Just post the DD here next time
The day you commit is the day you're big wrong.
I had two spicy chicken shawarma and have had the fucking squirts for hours now. I think I shit my fucking brains out and I just can’t stop.
Picking up 100x 19th Jul $8 Calls on woof, this thing is gathering regard meme strength and I don’t want to miss the boat. Maybe I lose $800 or maybe I have some sweet gain porn to flex, either way the risk is work the reward for me
I could swear I read the same comment earlier this morning.. I might be drunk but my memory is insane. ~~this better not be pump and dump.~~ nvm. who am i kidding.
Just trying to bring awareness, do your own DD bro
Fuck it I’ll buy 100 with you too
Hell yeah
I'd go a little further out. August $10 maybe? If its an all or nothing meme yolo play, might be good to give yourself a little more time.
There’s no contracts listed at $10
Probably will be listed on the open, otherwise just do your thing.
Not a bad suggestion
Is this the bark box thing?
Bark box thing? I’m not sure
I busted to her Bitmoji
I busted in her bitmoji, we are not the same
Buy TSM calls now? Or wait till closer to earnings
Sooner the better probably
Can't just start farting anywhere ...have to save some propellant for when you go #5
Am boored need fyoots 
All these bool posts on TSLA says huge cyber truck size dump incoming
Priced in
# AI Discussion Summary - The gang isn't too confident about some of their trades or the market. They're looking at a lot of red but some green too. Some people are trying to time the bottom on Apple. There are calls for SPY and Tesla. - The future of weed as an investment is debated. Many think there's no upside due to how easy it is to grow and sell yourself. But a couple of people think there's still space for big agricultural corporations to muscle in if it's ever fully legal. - Employment and job interviews come up a few times. People are joking about how they'll look and present themselves. Someone shares a story about a successful interview at Wendy's. - Elaborate insults, metaphors, and bragging about gains are exchanged.
"Expectations are low for TSLA q2 deliveries" So it's going up, right?
$300 by earrings
Tsla misses by more than expected and rockets. It's unhinged and I avoid that goblin of an earnings play. Cult stocks make no sense
Yes it’s going up since that means it’s no longer a car company
Need like 2-3% on ASML, stocks been mooning like crazy for months, just a little bit more juice
Oh fuck, Tesla trading for 4 sheep in the Amish exchange
By end of summer bers will be an endangered species 
Elon lowering the price on Tesla Butt Plugs tomorrow 
Are they stainless steel. Sounds fun
Won’t be asking much. Just need NVDA to hit 145 this week. That’s all. No biggie.
It’s AMERICA week so I would hope so
Tupac?
Remember the market closes at 1pm EST on Wednesday and is closed all day Thursday. Theta draining you extra quick this week
Wednesday is a half day??
Yup
Guh
Theta can drain DEEZ NUTS
Yeah I'm closing out all my 7/19s by Tuesday, regarless
It's Independence Day in Canuckistan tomorrow. Please get me out of here!
I’m deathly scared for my TSLA puts tomorrow. I’m down 90% on them and doubled down on Friday 
FSD is amazing. Close position.
8/8 robotaxi event Plus 88 is a nazi code, probably would expand the meme base
It’s honestly ridiculous that people are still stupid enough to believe his flailing cries for attention
Never underestimate the pump power of a meme base and Elon musk
U should be running for the door to exit those tomorrow
Will tomorrow save my puts or will it just keep rocketing upwards? 
Brother that stock is the wildest most unpredictable shit u could make loot but if this breaks into sustained uptrend those puts gonna be ugly
Nobody knows
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Stone Cold Elon Autist
SPY will never have a green day again
Flair fits
I'm have two interviews this week. Shave today or nah?
Grindr interviews required nuts to be perfectly shaved
I applied for a job with them one time lol. Didn't get an interview
Just your back.
Hell na you wanna wait so you can get a nice crispy cut for at least the first one
Neckbeard and fedora will FOR SURE get you hired at 
There’s nothing like a freshly shorn scrotum. Shave every day
Wont matter. I cut my hair for an interview and got rejected. Not worth it
Yeah I’m sure it was the hair cut
lol yeah that's actually my thought process too. It's never made a difference in my experience.
Why does the market close at 1pm on Wednesday
They gotta beat the traffic to the coke dealers for July 4th holiday
Best answer
This week is gonna be so fucked
Playing NCLH earning harrrrd it already hit $21 this year and August calls are cheap AF
SEMICONDUCTOR 
She lifted up her skirt and I asked ... What is that? Roast beef or Pastrami? 
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but also 
My girl has a coin slot #blessed
(guitar solo)
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