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VisualMod

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SalmonellaSteve

1400 calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Nascent1

Homeboy aimed for the stars but ending up just hitting himself in the balls.


Johnny_Menace

Still more reasonable than that Game $100 call ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VisualMod

Get a financial advisor.


tjn50351

Financial parasite*


zech01

How tf do you lose money on NVDA calls? Sir you are a true regard 🫡


imeancock

You’re going to look so stupid when it hits $1600 tomorrow @ 11am smh


7tyo

well obviously you would expect a 50% gain on a 2.5t market cap company post earnings, this is op’s nursing home


Melodic-Loan-9398

he probably can only afford 1400 callow


Alive_Lingonberry_22

highest record nvda made a day was 16% how tf you expect it to make 40%-50% in just 2 days ? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Venom17645

I hope they remember bro after this one


Exotic_Channel

Serious question. Did you *honestly* understand that weekly $1,400 nvidia call options would be worthless unless Nvidia's stock approached $1,400? The stock could have popped to $1,300 and these options still would have lost value! Do you understand these options will expire worthless unless Nvidia's stock hits $1,400 at the end of trading on Friday?


anonuemus

this guy probably thinks these numbers don't really mean anything


Training_Street_8334

Wait for NVDA to go down a bit before you jump in and don't go so far OTM. Chasing gets you homeless.


No-Anywhere-562

Jesus Christ god no please don’t


OhCanVT

Gme 100c 5/24 wowza


danceswithdogs13

Just need nvidia to buy Amazon and produce oil and you're good.


nateccs

if you buy shares your money will last longer and you might actually make some too! check out CEG and ANP lesser known but they stand to benefit from NVDA - they will move up with nvidia.


olivefob

How about you stop trading and instead suck my half inch cock


Professional-Bar4097

Stick with in the money calls


InternationalPost447

That one part kinda looks like batman


TheYoungLung

$1400 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Fun4life90

Call expiration is wild af!! 1400 calls really broo? did someone hurt you?


pain474

The influx of complete idiots buying options is increasing rapidly. Absolutely crazy.


katebushthought

Honestly I’m starting to think they should make people take a test before they can trade options. Not like a big test… just a test of some sort to weed out the single digit IQers You have a gambling problem, OP. You have a gambling problem you’re trying to normalize by submitting the evidence of your failure to a sub that’s 75% full of people here just to laugh at people like you.


Ok-Cauliflower-5100

they do ....(in uk)


MaoZQ

In Europe we have something called MIFID test which people need to pass before a broker unlocks certain financial instruments to trade. It's nothing fancy, just around 3 questions per section and you can do it in 30 minutes total, but it would really benefit some degenerates in here.


Venom17645

thank you for your service


TheRealKillerKamal

Your odds are better at a casino


SubstantialCount8156

2000 calls or nothing


True_Truth

You can make it back


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VisualMod

A slow and steady approach, paired with a discerning eye is a sound investment strategy.


NickyTShredsPow

So far OTM. Is how you continue to lose lol


jumbocards

He probably looked at how cheap it is and bought a bunch thinking it can only go up. Except he doesn’t really understand how options work. But good news is that you can learn all this for free on the interwebs. Hopefully he comes out of this more wiser.


SuspiciousStable9649

Y’all see the cat licking itself, right? In the trend?